r/baseball • Seattle Mariners • 8h ago

Players Only Dodgers' Alex Call blasts controversial Sydney Sweeney ad

https://www.thebiglead.com/dodgers-alex-call-sydney-sweeney-novig-commercial-soft-porn/

Since the last post about this got deleted because it contained a X screenshot, hopefully this one actually stays for comment.

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u/_HGCenty Seattle Mariners 8h ago

Alex Call was replying to another user commenting how the game had the Sydney Sweeney ad, an ED ad with Megan Fox and the creepy Other Mommy trailer.

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u/redditlvlanalysis 8h ago

Okay but seriously fuck that other mommy bullshit shit needs to bomb and stop having ads so that I don't have to watch everything on a time delay to make sure I can avoid it. For some reason that particular one really fucks with the kids and I like being able to sleep through the night

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u/TrapperJean New York Yankees 8h ago

Shit about parents, especially moms, fucks kids up. That Mars Needs Moms movie bombed hard and the marketing/research determined the biggest reason was kids didnt want to see it because the idea of their moms getting kidnapped was too sad and scary

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u/eljefe87 San Francisco Giants 7h ago

Meanwhile every Disney film wrecked millennials by killing off mom.

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u/_cacho6L Atlanta Braves • Seattle Mariners 7h ago

off screen is the way, they learned from The Land Before Tome's mistake

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u/ahappypoop New York Yankees • Durham Bulls 7h ago

I don't know, the Jimmy Neutron movie revolved around all parents being kidnapped and nearly sacrificed to a giant chicken god, and that's been named as the number 1 movie of all time on at least one list (yeah it's my list, so what ya wanna fight about it?)

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u/oneeighthirish Chicago White Sox 6h ago

It's gotta be a vibes thing. If the kids in the movie are distraught over the disappearance of mom, then kids in the audience will be, too. If the kids are partying because there's no rules, then the kids in the audience will be entertained.

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u/Clown_Toucher Arizona Diamondbacks 7h ago

I mean that movie being filled with uncanny valley people didn't help either

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u/PeachMonster_666 8h ago

These James Wan produced movies rarely bomb. They’re made for dirt cheap and audiences show up for them. A lot of them are awful movies but they have the formulaic jumpscare fest down to a science

Remember the 2021 hit Insidious: The Red Door?

I don’t. But it made nearly 200 mil on a 16 mil budget. I’m positive Other Mommy will have similar success and will rake in cash for the rest of the month

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u/the_descendent San Diego Padres 8h ago

I wish James Wan would leave Insidious-world behind. His movie Malignant from a few years ago was so good

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u/PeachMonster_666 8h ago

And ironically Malignant has been his biggest box office flop too. The guy made Saw and then started the money printing franchises Insidious and The Conjuring

Then for whatever reason Malignant didn’t get the same success. Despite being arguably the best movie he’s directed

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u/MrSantaClause Tampa Bay Devil Rays 8h ago

It's getting absolutely terrible reviews so hopefully we're done seeing the ads.

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u/Sooperballz Baltimore Orioles 8h ago

And it was still first place at the box office

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u/Sell_The_team_Jerry Chicago White Sox 8h ago

D+ Audience Score from Cinescore, but it's not a bomb. It already made a profit after 1 week and will continue on for a few more weeks at least. Bad movies can make money if their budget is low enough. Expect more horror schlock

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u/mofongo516 Tampa Bay Devil Rays 7h ago
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u/Equivalent-Tune6003 Detroit Tigers • Detroit Tigers 8h ago

The fact they didn't call it Other Mother is enough reason not to see it

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u/TuukkaRascal Boston Red Sox 8h ago

That’s from Coraline tho

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u/Michael__Pemulis Major League Baseball 8h ago

FWIW, I already assumed it was Coraline related as is until my wife corrected me.

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u/TrapperJean New York Yankees 8h ago

Sounds too much like Mother Lover

https://giphy.com/gifs/MY6DD5TSu3kL6

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u/ConfidentGarden7514 Tampa Bay Rays 8h ago

sssssports

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u/Green-Cricket-8525 San Diego Padres 8h ago

Sportz. Sportz. Sportz. 

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u/ILoveCornbread420 Los Angeles Dodgers 6h ago

We like sports and we don’t care who knows

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u/GiveMeSmellyFarts 5h ago

From shooting hoops to the Super Bowl

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u/amachinesaidiwasgood Toronto Blue Jays 7h ago

"Get a blonde girl with big jugs to say the word sports over and over again, fuck it, I don't even care what we're advertising, I just want that to be real" - some exec

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u/iprefercumsole Chicago White Sox 5h ago

I don't even care what we're advertising

  • Every marketing department for decades

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u/1HappyRoadrunner Kansas City Royals 8h ago

Sports.

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u/funlikerabbits Seattle Mariners 6h ago

I legitimately thought the company was called “Just Sports” the first 20 times I heard the commercial.

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u/Patrick2701 Chicago Cubs 8h ago

Her voice always sounds like someone stuffed up with mucus
https://giphy.com/gifs/ghBHbA9qUIHZFYTqjw

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u/OliveJuiceUTwo St. Louis Cardinals 8h ago

Big ol’ sporties

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u/Globeville_Obsolete Colorado Rockies 8h ago

Spurtzsz

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u/m1k3e 8h ago

I really hate all of the gambling ads, tbh. I don’t like how MLB (and even Derek Jeter of all people) have sold out to these gambling/prediction companies. It cheapens the game and normalizes gambling to younger generations.

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u/RogueModron Milwaukee Brewers 6h ago

I don’t like how MLB (and even Derek Jeter of all people) have sold out to these gambling/prediction companies.

Shame used to exist, and a sense of public decency. Now money = winner, so no one fucking cares.

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u/the_cave_allegory New York Yankees 6h ago

Shame used to exist, and a sense of public decency. Now money = winner, so no one fucking cares.

Well said. It does seem like in just the past few years, money has become everything. Whereas before, it was everything, but shameful to openly declare it so.

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u/Cambot1138 Milwaukee Brewers 7h ago

Simple! Just call it trading!

Then it's all good. Hell, trading sounds responsible.

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u/Beneficial_Cut1661 8h ago

these ads really have made it awkward for me and my family. getting up 2-3 times a game to wack my sack is getting exhausting

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u/Unfrozen__Caveman Minnesota Twins 8h ago

This is why I bought everyone in my family a blindfold and make them wear it during commercials. There's no way I'm getting out of my chair once I'm comfy.

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u/LEAKKsdad 7h ago

Dude this comment....generational spin at upgrading old circlejerk jokes.

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u/jdbolick Baltimore Orioles 8h ago

A family that wanks together stays together.

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u/peon2 Boston Red Sox 7h ago

I was about to say what sort of weird puritanical upbringing did this guy have where the living room doesn't double as a masturbatorium? Does the town clergy even let them watch the devil's box?

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u/penguinopph Chicago Cubs • RCH-Pinguins 7h ago edited 7h ago

I was about to say what sort of weird puritanical upbringing did this guy have where the living room doesn't double as a masturbatorium? Does the town clergy even let them watch the devil's box?

That's what The Crucible is about, no?

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u/peon2 Boston Red Sox 7h ago

Honestly I last read that around 2009 in high school so I can't say with complete confidence that is what it is about, but I'm leaning 75/25 that you're right.

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u/SuaveBolo Seattle Mariners 8h ago

Missed opportunity to say "sticks" together.

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u/seansy5000 Detroit Tigers 8h ago

Why not manipulate the shaft instead?

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u/BalzacTheGreat Los Angeles Dodgers 8h ago edited 5h ago

All the sports betting ads, ED ads, pharma ads, the Hegseth fascist military ads, the unhinged political ads, it’s all fucking enough already. 

EDIT: I'm glad we can all agree on something, flairs notwithstanding.

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u/unfortunatebastard Atlanta Braves 8h ago

Man, those war ads are so weird. And we’re playing for it.

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u/PackageDangerous1954 New York Yankees 8h ago

WARRIOR ETHOS,PEACE THROUGH STRENGTH, aka bombing schools and hospitals

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u/FORTY8pak Boston Red Sox 8h ago

Nothing says warrior like having a hair and makeup suite set up in the Pentagon.

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u/grubas New York Yankees 7h ago

And AI/fake as fuck looking backgrounds 

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u/Upset-Dingo-6879 Chicago White Sox 7h ago

This. That soft bitch is as far from the term "warrior" as you can possibly get. He sure likes to cosplay though.

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u/SupahBlah New York Mets 8h ago

KANE LIVES

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u/meerkatmreow Cleveland Guardians 8h ago

Is war even worth it without the war crimes?

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u/jdbolick Baltimore Orioles 8h ago

Who is that ad supposed to target? The people who crow about patriotism are too busy at their keyboards to serve.

The people who actually join the military want a job with benefits.

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u/sentry_chad Kansas City Royals 8h ago

There’s a fresh batch of 18 year olds every year

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u/jlrc2 Chicago White Sox 6h ago

Those batches are getting smaller every year as well, so the armed forces will need to get an increasingly high percentage of them to sign up if they want to maintain their numbers.

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u/galacticdude7 Detroit Tigers • West Michigan W… 5h ago

It's almost as if something happened 18 years ago that ruined the economy and made people not want to have kids

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u/pepperouchau Milwaukee Brewers 6h ago

Somehow is even more cringe that the “army of one climb a mountain hoorah” stuff I remember as a kid

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u/tonesloe Washington Nationals 6h ago

At least those didn't feel like something written for an Ironman movie, that is supposed to be so over the top you know it's fake.

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u/BritzBeef St. Louis Cardinals 6h ago

Reassure the people who are already on their side. It's like how car ads are often actually for people who have already bought the car and meant to help them feel reassured of their purchase decision.

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u/myassholealt New York Mets 6h ago

meant to help them feel reassured of their purchase decision.

So many American manufucturer ads stopped even touting the actual build quality of the car and it's all blah blah, America, Patriot, America, Be Proud, Buy our vehicle cause America.

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u/Burto72 Milwaukee Brewers 8h ago

The fact that there is a war.gov website is kind of disturbing.

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u/grubas New York Yankees 7h ago

The entire ad is Fascist.  It's not fascist coded it's not fascist winking.  It's literally what you'd expect a character to turn on the TV to illustrate that this is a fascist government.

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u/lot183 Houston Astros 6h ago

I mean they are live streaming an execution. All the hallmarks

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u/maxweb1 Swinging K 8h ago

fucking disgusting and more than a few obvious nazi nods

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u/MC_Micro_Penis Los Angeles Dodgers 8h ago

For me the absolute darkest ads are from one of the casinos that advertises on spectrum. It will usually show a couple doing whatever, some kind of resort activity, then they will pass through a door that leads to a beautiful landscape where, incongruously, two slot machines are waiting. Of course, these days slot machines are basically designed with the goal of making us into drooling zombies, mashing on a button for hours on end in a diaper.

I think the tag line is the incredibly new-speak-esque "welcome to freedom".

Every time I see it I feel genuinely sad.

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u/KRandMG 7h ago edited 6h ago

Come on man, those ads are totally realistic.

All the gorgeous 23-year-old women spend their Friday nights dressed to the nines at the local Indian casino an hour away from civilization, where every man is wearing a tailored suit and high-fiving his buddies as he wins for the fourth time in a row.

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u/altoona_sprock Pittsburgh Pirates 7h ago

Just like lottery ticket commercials with cartoon animals. PA has Gus the groundhog. I'm sure everyplace else has something similar. Gus even has a "clever" catchphrase. Keep on scratchin!

Scratch your way to forclosure!

Casinos are fun. But like alcohol, moderation and self control is the key. And neither is promoted in any commercial ever.

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u/SmallLetter Atlanta Braves • Seattle Mariners 6h ago

Addictive activities need to be regulated against advertising at the MINIMUM in such a way that children will never see them. Cigarettes, alcohol, gambling. Anything else is an absolute FAILURE to uphold "the best interests of the child", which is a simple and yet profound concept that most world experts consider to be FOUNDATIONAL to any functionally just and ordered society. Ergo, america is a cesspit that doesn't give 2 shits about it's kids

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u/Unfrozen__Caveman Minnesota Twins 8h ago

It's an accurate representation of the state of our country unfortunately. 

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u/alf0nz0 Boston Red Sox 8h ago

The entire economy: scams, subscriptions, drugs, and gambling

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u/Bigjonstud90 7h ago

Depending on what app you’re using, you can parlay it into a subscription gambling scam!

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u/bantha42 Los Angeles Dodgers 7h ago

Kind of insane the 180 we did on gambling as a society seemingly overnight.

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u/RogueModron Milwaukee Brewers 7h ago

I'm guessing there was some policy or policies that were quietly dismantled.

You ever wonder why televangelism and the associated scams got big in the 80s? Like why specifically then? There used to be a law that television stations had to give up a few hours of air time on Sundays (or it may have been the weekend) for cheap/free religious programming, that wasn't allowed to profit from this. Reagan did away with that. So the wolves swooped in and started in with the prosperity gospel and made tons of money on it.

This is obviously a paraphrase and honestly it's half-remembered from when I read the excellent book Sleepwalking Through History by Haynes Johnson about the Reagan years, but it's correct in the broad strokes.

The point is, it's usually some small and boring policy change that has huge consequences.

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u/agarret83 New York Mets 8h ago

This is a symptom of every facet of life unfortunately, not just baseball broadcasts. I have made it my mission to block every “Kalshi partner” I get on TikTok and I’m approaching 100 in the last week

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u/gravitasofmavity 8h ago

Seriously. I don’t know if the execs care about these things, but I’ll tune out if the commercials get on my nerves. Getting old i guess… truly not enjoying the hyper commercialization of this sport. Doubly so when the ada are all gambling, ED, big pharma, and political ads.

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u/unshifted Pittsburgh Pirates 7h ago

During one commercial break in the Guardians/Rays game, all I could think is that this is exactly what the ad breaks during Ow My Balls looked like.

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u/FloridaMan_69 Tampa Bay Devil Rays 7h ago

Huh, I guess I'm really glad I'm watching the ALCS on HBO Max, where they just play this annoying little musical stinger on a loop.

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u/BropolloCreed Cleveland Guardians 8h ago

I'd still take all those over the political attack ads I'm subjected to this time of year

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u/meerkatmreow Cleveland Guardians 8h ago

How else am I supposed to learn that Sherrod Brown wants to personally trans my kids all by himself?

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u/darnoc9265 Los Angeles Dodgers 8h ago

As a trans sports fan, it’s so fucking exhausting. I just want to escape into my sportsball and instead I get these relentless bombardments, and in every sport

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u/penguinopph Chicago Cubs • RCH-Pinguins 7h ago

As a trans sports fan, it’s so fucking exhausting.

Same, friend. We're strong, but I'm tired of having to be so strong every waking moment.

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u/penguinopph Chicago Cubs • RCH-Pinguins 7h ago

How else am I supposed to learn that Sherrod Brown wants to personally trans my kids all by himself?

I've said this in other threads, but that ad really sucks to see as a trans-woman who lives in Illinois. Not only is it personally attacking me, but I'm not even eligible to vote in that state!

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u/Rc5tr0 Cleveland Guardians 5h ago

Not only is it personally attacking me, but I'm not even eligible to vote in that state!

Fun fact, the woman starring in those ads isn’t either! She has no connection to Ohio and was not a minor when she had surgery.

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u/KGEighty8 Cleveland Guardians 6h ago

Only if your kid is already 19 and lives in Texas

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u/meerkatmreow Cleveland Guardians 6h ago

"They did it without my parents consent!"

"Yes, because you were an adult and could consent yourself"

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u/CarlySimonSays Chicago Cubs 7h ago

They're extra annoying when they're for elections in other states! National political ads should be saved for presidential election years.

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u/BropolloCreed Cleveland Guardians 7h ago

I'd argue they should be banned outright. Show me two dudes in diapers kissing on top of a unicorn that's jumping over a rainbow all day long while a half-naked Sydney Sweeney eats pudding with her hands, but keep the political crap off my TV.

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u/Cabanarama_ Philadelphia Phillies 7h ago

It blows my mind that there are people out there who watch commercials without pressing mute. Mute is the second most important button on the remote, behind Power.

(Most of these are still pretty obnoxious even on mute, though.)

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u/No_Difference_9195 New York Yankees 7h ago

I do this when ads get repetitive and my brain can’t take them anymore. But normally, I use the sound as a signal when the game is back on. I’m doing something and listening for the commentators or other intro, as opposed to staring at the screen without sound or constantly looking up to see if it’s back on.

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u/FPG_Matthew Washington Nationals 8h ago

Megan Fox ad talking about ED

Sydney Sweeney ad talking about gambling

Other mommy horror movie trailer

All on repeat throughout this postseason

What fun for kids…

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u/SwAeromotion Chicago Cubs 8h ago

Sports betting and political ads mixed in make the whole non game watching experience terrible.

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u/InspectorTiny1952 Toronto Blue Jays 8h ago

In our household we've taught the kids to loudly boo political and gambling ads.

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u/Charming_Squirrel_13 8h ago

don’t forget the dehumanizing political ads being blasted nonstop in swing states. idk what i’d do if i had kids watching these games but the commercials are insanely inappropriate. “join ice” is a hell of a message for developing minds. 

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u/CapriciousMuffin Los Angeles Dodgers 5h ago

I’m not in a swing state but I’m right on the border with one so I get a lot of their commercials. I saw one the other day that literally said word for word “are you tired of illegal immigrants stealing your healthcare?”

Like what the fuck does that even mean? How could someone steal another person’s healthcare? Like picking up their prescription from the pharmacy?

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u/Gio_9816 New York Mets 7h ago

At least we got 'liberty biberty' ...

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u/Lystian Atlanta Braves 7h ago

The gambling ads are non stop. I keep seeing them everywhere. So over it.

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u/silvermoonhowler Milwaukee Brewers 7h ago

Seriously

How many of those things do we really need?

Between the sports betting and trading stuff, we now have the following for the major players:

  • DraftKings
  • FanDuel
  • PrizePicks
  • Underdog
  • Kalshi
  • Polymarket
  • Novig

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u/mulder00 Boston Red Sox 6h ago

They're not just ads, they're part of the broadcast and pre-game shows, too.

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u/Artistic_Bit6866 Milwaukee Brewers 5h ago

Yeah this is what pisses me off most. Impossible to stay away from them. I’ve never gambled on sports and probably never will, but I can’t imagine how shitty it must be to be inundated by this crap if you’re battling an addiction.

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u/Bridgeburner493 Toronto Blue Jays 7h ago

Alberta legalized the gambling sites as of September 1, and for the month before and month after it was everywhere. Basically every roadside advertising board and every commercial as for sports betting. Even the ad board behind home plate at Skydome was specifically about a Canadian gambling site now being legal in Alberta.

It's finally dying down in favour of American funded traitors pushing anti-Canada messages.

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u/09f3jns Seattle Mariners 7h ago

Gambling is becoming the primary reason sports are played.

Fun fact: Legal sports prediction companies (FanDuel, DraftKings, etc.) collectively made more profit last year than any individual sports league. And the total sum of bets placed exceeded $100 billion.

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u/lilacsmakemesneeze San Diego Padres 8h ago

I’m more frustrated with the Megan Fox Ro Sparks commercials. My 8 yo keeps asking about it and I’m like “it’s medication”.. between that and the gambling commercials, do they realize young kids are watching this garbage? It’s nothing but garbage ads.

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u/nonresponsive 7h ago edited 6h ago

My real problem is the gambling ads are trying to make it look like a game. The new Lebron ad is really bad. They stuffed a bunch of "famous" people and get everyone smiling, having fun, and playing around. Tellin everyone they gotta be trading and win. It might look harmless, but it's incredibly malicious (edit. insidious).

They're trying to get people, and kids, that gambling is cool. All these famous people do it, so you should too. The Sydney Sweeney ad is dumb, but the goal of these gambling ads is way way worse. And the worst part is, they're not going to be as controversial, because the ads themselves seem so harmless.

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u/SirDigbyChknCaesar Boston Red Sox • Umpire 7h ago

They're trying to make it seem like the only way to have fun watching sports is to participate by gambling along with it. It's awful.

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u/lilacsmakemesneeze San Diego Padres 7h ago

I had a convo with my son during the regular season as Kalshi’s sign is behind the batter (Padres) and explaining how bad these companies are. I try to be as transparent as I’m usually fuming about the gambling ads. Did we not learn from all of the stock picker ads and people offing themselves during the Covid robinhood 🚀 days? We don’t need kids thinking this is ok either. The political ads are usually enough for me to mute but you can’t mute soft porn gambling ads.

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u/NotLozerish Los Angeles Dodgers • Mexico 6h ago

I intern for my school’s athletics department, and I’m not allowed to bet on any sports that have a collegiate program. I can’t bet on MLB because the NCAA has baseball. So I think it’s crazy that all these athletes/people that work in sports are in these commercials promoting gambling.

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u/CoastalMatchaFreak New York Yankees 4h ago

I think it’s crazy that any athletes shill for these companies knowing that players and their families get online harassment and death threats because of people are pissed at losing money on them, thanks to sports betting. That’s Jeter and the Mannings, though- wave a dollar in front of them and they’ll sign up to make a commercial for whatever you like.

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u/JohnMadden42069 MiLB Pride • MLB Pride 8h ago

They do, they also realize that dudes who need boner pills have a lot more income than children.

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u/5Point5Hole 7h ago

They don't give a shit about kids

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u/JohnMadden42069 MiLB Pride • MLB Pride 7h ago

Rightfully so, times are too hard for kids to annoy their parents into buying them a set of Sockem Boppers. 

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u/chrisghrobot Atlanta Braves 7h ago

Her ads been everywhere man. Like why is this product about ED so rampant right now lmao

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u/iamnewtoreddithelpme 8h ago

Yeah my 5 year old was watching when the ad came on. The commercials are better catered to adult swim at 9pm then trying to watch baseball with your kid and start a new generation of fandom.

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u/bobboman Milwaukee Brewers 8h ago

aint nothing like having to explain ED pills to a kid while watching baseball

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u/_wiltedgreens Los Angeles Dodgers 8h ago

All of the ads are either for gambling, ed pills, or colonoscopies. It’s atrocious.

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u/Bulky-Scheme-9450 8h ago

Colonoscopies: why he say fuck me for?

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u/darwinpolice Seattle Mariners 6h ago

I just love the Cologuard's commercial mascot is an anthropomorphized version of a box that you shit in. He's just this friendly little cube with arms and legs, and he seems awfully chipper and upbeat for someone who's about to get pooped in.

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u/RedstoneRay Texas Rangers 6h ago

That little freak is probably into it.

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u/phunky_1 7h ago

Yeah, fucking reminders to get colonoscopies or a shit in a box test. I want to die of ass cancer like a real man.

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u/hjugm Kansas City Royals 7h ago

Can I introduce you to Liberty Bibberty?

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u/darwinpolice Seattle Mariners 6h ago

YOU ABSOLUTELY MAY NOT.

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u/Chippermack St. Louis Cardinals 6h ago

hey man, colonoscopies are very important, leave them alone

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u/Intrepid-Message698 Milwaukee Brewers 7h ago

Reddit learning baseball viewership's primary demographic is old men. These commercials also play on sports talk radio for the same reason.

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u/CarneDelGato Cleveland Guardians 7h ago

You know, I get that the ads are super sexual, and that parents are concerned. Like, your kids should be able to watch baseball.

But the thing I find most offensive is that she says, “No betting on wars. Or death.” Umm, yeah, I’d rather explain sex than that. 

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u/archimago23 Boston Red Sox • Indianapolis India… 6h ago edited 4h ago

My brain has been incorrectly processing “or death” this whole time. It sounds to me like she’s saying “or ducks,” and 1) I knew that was incorrect, but 2) betting on ducks sounds like something I could legit get into

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u/CarneDelGato Cleveland Guardians 6h ago

I too can get behind duck prediction. I'll start working on an app. It'll be called "Ducks to Ducks."

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u/CoastalMatchaFreak New York Yankees 4h ago

Her sexy baby vocal fry is dialed up to eleven in that commercial. “Or duckth…juthst you…hot cakesth…and sthportssss!”

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u/nowitscometothis 7h ago

i am absolutely not one of these pearl clutching, "what about the children" types; but holy shit i cannot watch baseball with my family anymore because of the ads. bimbos selling gambling and dick pills, idiotic military stroking ads and the absolutely repulsive and vile political ads make it so i am just turning the tv off for commercials or finding something else to watch entirely if the kids are up.

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u/Ok-Preparation617 Detroit Tigers 7h ago edited 7h ago

It really is wild. I just 🏴‍☠️games now because I can't stand the ridiculous commercials.

Edit: also jeesh, I saw one of these a few weeks ago and thought it w as a ridiculous... The one I just watched in the ass article is over the top lol.

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u/SneekySinper17 Los Angeles Dodgers 8h ago

I’m kinda with him even before I had a kid. It’s one of the reasons I kinda have watched and listened to mlb network less and less. Every 5 minutes you have to listen to a boner pill commercial, a gambling commercial or the stupid Navage commercial.

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u/Stratifyed Los Angeles Dodgers • Vin Scully 8h ago

Not to mention the suspiciously-named Nugenix

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u/clycloptopus Cleveland Guardians 8h ago

and, fellas….

….she’ll like it too 😉

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u/redditlvlanalysis 8h ago

I've started watching the games on a 40ish minute delay to skip the gambling and horror movie commercials and be able to sleep through the night.

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u/dionysios_platonist Seattle Mariners 8h ago

Seems reasonable, the ads aren’t really appropriate for children at all, either in how sexual they are or that they promote addictive gambling

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u/bbatardo San Diego Padres 8h ago

I get more annoyed my kid sings WIN.. WIN WIN WIN WIN.

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u/toxchick Boston Red Sox 8h ago

At least they aren’t singing liberty biberty

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u/AerieElectrical3546 Boston Red Sox 8h ago

username checks out

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u/TBell01 Cincinnati Reds 8h ago

Ayeeee what a nice visitor to have from the CFB subreddit 🫡

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u/BassBored Philadelphia Phillies 8h ago

The Megan Fox one is arguably worse lol

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u/KlimCan Los Angeles Dodgers 8h ago

Her body proportions look bizarre in that ad.

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u/soul_doubt_66 Los Angeles Dodgers 8h ago

She looks like a sex robot

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u/connor-brown Lotte Giants 8h ago

The wife and I were trying to figure out what they were going for with that one. We settled that it’s trying to be sexy but it’s so far in the uncanny valley that’s it’s disturbing

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u/evanieCK Cleveland Guardians • WPBL 7h ago

Alex Call's got a good point. It seems today that all you see is violence in movies and sex on TV. Where are the good old fashioned values on which we used to rely?

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u/Green-Cricket-8525 San Diego Padres 8h ago

It’s honestly one of the grossest gambling ads so far and I hope it’s the one that tips the scale on these endless gambling ads. These “prediction markets” are glorified online bookies and need to be shut down. Players partnering with these organizations are deplorable as well. 

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u/lucasd11 Pittsburgh Pirates 8h ago edited 8h ago

I'd go as far to say they're worse. The "prediction markets" are allowed to skirt gambling laws because well, "they're not gambling 😉😉". And everyone just seems to be fine with it. At least the sports books are regulated and need to abide by the gambling laws within the states they operate. The prediction markets are able to exist even in states that online sports gambling/casinos are illegal, because again.. totally not gambling. You're buying into a commodity futures market that the result of your prediction is based on the outcome of an event. It's just that simple!

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u/Ok_Breakfast7588 Major League Baseball 8h ago

As a society we've started letting too much "there's no rule saying a dog can't play basketball" happen.

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u/a_large_plant Boston Red Sox 8h ago

Listen, there's no rule saying a dog can't bet on Sydney Sweeney nudity in prediction market ads

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u/ThirdPoliceman Houston Astros 8h ago

"everyone" isn't fine with it--our glorious politicians are fine with it because they dump insane amounts of lobbying money into congress.

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u/Fredbear_ Tampa Bay Rays • Canada 7h ago

The grossest one was the "will baseball end segregation" ad from Kalshi

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u/pmfiebig 8h ago

While we’re at it can we please remove the pharmaceutical commercials also

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u/PlayOnPlayer Seattle Mariners 8h ago

The ad definitely makes me stupider every time I see it, which extra sucks because it feels like it was designed to make me stupider and I’m falling for it lol

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u/sdewww Los Angeles Angels 8h ago

I saw posts about the ad before I actually saw it so I thought it was just a proactive commercial. Saw it for the first time the other day and the thing that bugs me the most is how stupid the target audience must be for the ad just to be her naked saying “Sports” over and over

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u/Own_Proposal3827 Chicago White Sox 8h ago

The average person isn’t much smarter than a fly, which is why the ad works

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u/dusters Milwaukee Brewers 8h ago

Now, back to your dick pill, beer, and gambling ads.

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u/SoftwareAny4990 8h ago

Bro the MLB playoffs have been that, plus your local politics.

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u/MonicaLewinskibidis Chicago Cubs 8h ago

Not even local. I'm getting ads for senators not from my state.

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u/tankyouout 8h ago

The Sweeney ad is a gambling ad

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u/JonnyActsImmature Chicago Cubs 8h ago

I thought this was pearl clutching until I saw the ad. Is that really on tv?

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u/dst_corgi Los Angeles Dodgers 8h ago

Yeah, I don’t particularly love Call, but I agree with him on this. I do think it’s outrageous to run this on a family event.

And before people “what about” me, I fucking hate gambling ads too. All of it is gross to shove in the faces of kids trying to watch a baseball game.

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u/ZeroCodingXP 8h ago

Yes.

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u/JonnyActsImmature Chicago Cubs 8h ago

Child me used to have to wait until 2:30 am when the GGW infomercials came on to see that kinda content

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u/ZeroCodingXP 8h ago

::Cue the steel drum track::

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u/VaudevilleDada Milwaukee Brewers 7h ago

WARNING!

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u/fuckdirectv San Diego Padres 8h ago

Every commercial break.

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u/Curndleman Kansas City Royals 8h ago

Every “Christian” who was outraged by the Pride gear should technically be double outraged by the Novig ad. And all the other gambling sponsors, prediction markets, the build submarines sponsors…

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u/BigBrainBrad- New York Mets 7h ago

Its the fact they play it on national TV and its literally every ad break its on. If it was an ad on the internet people probably wouldnt be talking about it so much.

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u/Doublex5 Los Angeles Angels 7h ago

He’s right. Trying watching with your child when the horror movie ads come on too. A couple times it starts so quick you don’t have time to change the channel before some freaky ass shit is on the screen. I’m not watching baseball to test my reflexes and focus while I’m chillin out watching some baseball. Shits been going on for years like this

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u/Exzj Chicago White Sox 7h ago

I feel like these ads are finally reaching the tipping point where people have had enough. They've progressively gotten more and more unhinged throughout the past few years, but the ads this postseason have stooped to a new low. The Sweeny and Megan Fox ad are absolutely gross

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u/vikingrunner Chicago White Sox 8h ago

That entire commercial is basically saying “would you like a side of gambling addiction to go with your sex/porn addiction?”

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u/ModsCantRead69 Pittsburgh Pirates 7h ago

yes but not in front of my children, i've got an image to maintain

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u/Three_Froggy_Problem Chicago Cubs 8h ago

It seems like Call doesn’t care so much that the ad is advertising gambling and just doesn’t like that it features a woman without enough clothing on.

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u/JellyBearJam Los Angeles Dodgers 8h ago

Because he is talking about watching tv with a young kid. For gambling, I hate that too but young men are the ones most vulnerable to gambling. My kids are young adults now but yes, when they were younger (elementary age or younger) I really hated the seeing the suggestive ads if they were watching.

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u/AerieElectrical3546 Boston Red Sox 8h ago

that IS a problem though, there’s no reason for advertisements that run on “family friendly” sporting events to be so sexualized.

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u/EmuMan10 Chicago Cubs 8h ago

The funny part is that it’s censored on the mlb broadcasts. The actual ad is even worse lol

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u/AerieElectrical3546 Boston Red Sox 8h ago

yikes. even this censored version is uncomfortable with kids in the room 😬

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u/chrisghrobot Atlanta Braves 7h ago

The billboard version in New York is actually insane lol

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u/pickleparty16 Kansas City Royals 8h ago

Gross. Where is this uncensored version? I want to make sure I dont watch it

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u/alien_believer_42 San Diego Padres 8h ago

Gambling isn’t family friendly, so the mlb already decided they don’t care

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u/IowaGolfGuy322 Chicago White Sox 8h ago

Yeah, it was a bit awkward watching the afternoon White Sox playoffs games with my kids or on a second screen at work and that shit pops up.

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u/ElephantCares Major League Baseball 8h ago

And it's not just about 'family friendly' or being just 'scantily clad'. This isn't that. You used the right word. "Sexualized". It's so overly sexualized that it's certainly not appropriate for people watching with their kids, (not that I have any but I do have a conscience about how others might feel about it), but MLB seems to have forgotten that a lot of fans are women.

That ad is so unbelievably offensive to women it's not even funny. Too bad MLB doesn't have the same conscience about how women might feel about it, just as I can understand how parents might feel about it, even though I'm not one.

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u/Hour_Health_4593 Milwaukee Brewers 8h ago

Got it, my “family friendly” gambling addict ads will put Sydney Sweeney in a Turtleneck

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u/bv310 Toronto Blue Jays 8h ago

It is the most tactical garment

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u/krollAY 8h ago

You mean the black ones? Or the slightly darker black?

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u/Hollow_Rant Philadelphia Phillies 8h ago

But do we make her wear a black turtleneck or a...slightly blacker turtleneck?

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u/Microwave1213 8h ago

So what, nobody is allowed to point out one problem becuse another problem also exists? 

Let’s put it this way: one of these ads is a lot more attention grabbing and harder to explain to an 8 year old. I’ll let you guess which one that is. 

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u/Key_Environment8179 Chicago Cubs 8h ago

Exactly

> Alex Call doesn't like watching what he called 'soft porn ads' with his young son.

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u/ZealousidealBug729 Atlanta Braves 8h ago

I feel like thats a reasonable complaint as well lol

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u/oooriole09 Baltimore Orioles 8h ago

I know folks try to separate that commercial’s issue into one bucket or the other but we’re kinda missing the point that it’s simultaneously both.

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u/realityunf0lds Los Angeles Dodgers 8h ago

It makes me so sick that every ad now is for gambling/ "pReDicTiOn mArkEt" sites, boner pills, GLP-1's, and most egregiously of all, Liberty Bibberty

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u/wretch5150 Chicago Cubs 6h ago

Okay, that's it Republicans. Sorry. We're going back to a regulated world. I want these betting sites taken offline and these ads and this rampant betting culture GONE. This is seriously ruining sports.

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u/JR_1985 8h ago

He’s not wrong. Those commercials are shit

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u/bolshevik_rattlehead San Francisco Giants 8h ago

Even as a dude who likes sports, gambling and hot women, I fucking hate all this shit so much. Let me decide to partake and enjoy these things at my own pace and leisure, don’t bombard me (and particularly impressionable and addict-prone youngsters) with it. It’s sick and frankly sad.

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u/the_answer_is_RUSH Philadelphia Phillies 8h ago

I feel the same way. Also Sydney Sweeney looks dead behind the eyes and I feel like I’m watching something gross. Like the ad is just exploitation of everyone all the way down.

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u/rensley13 8h ago

I think this hits the nail on the head . For a kid -- being able to watch sports on TV should get them excited about the sport.

These leagues want to get kids engaged young so you keep people in the sport , going to be hard to do when you are making it less about playing the sport And more on how to gamble on it. And then add on top why the person has no clothes on.

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u/Crazy_Addendum_4313 Milwaukee Brewers 8h ago

LMAO “I should be able to teach my son about gambling the same way I learned: in a smoky room full of deadbeat men, not watching half naked women on TV.”

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u/Jaco927 Minnesota Twins 7h ago

I'm with him. I can't stand the entire "Sports Betting" bullshit anyway. And then you've got to put someone pushing it using sex as the hook....it just feels all kinds of yuck.

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u/Riker87 Cincinnati Reds 7h ago

SPORTS

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u/Fantastic-Safety4604 7h ago

Oh look, Alex Call getting what he voted for.