r/baseball • u/_HGCenty Seattle Mariners • 11h ago

Players Only Dodgers' Alex Call blasts controversial Sydney Sweeney ad

https://www.thebiglead.com/dodgers-alex-call-sydney-sweeney-novig-commercial-soft-porn/

Since the last post about this got deleted because it contained a X screenshot, hopefully this one actually stays for comment.

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u/Beneficial_Cut1661 11h ago

these ads really have made it awkward for me and my family. getting up 2-3 times a game to wack my sack is getting exhausting

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u/Unfrozen__Caveman Minnesota Twins 11h ago

This is why I bought everyone in my family a blindfold and make them wear it during commercials. There's no way I'm getting out of my chair once I'm comfy.

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u/LEAKKsdad 10h ago

Dude this comment....generational spin at upgrading old circlejerk jokes.

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u/CIeMs0n Philadelphia Phillies 6h ago

Just a regular jerk, not a circlejerk.

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u/BloodyRightNostril Boston Red Sox 8h ago

“Honey, kids, I’m just a caveman.”

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u/imminentjogger5 San Francisco Giants 7h ago

they can hear you dude...

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u/Atmosphericz Boston Red Sox 5h ago

Just use a snuggie!

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u/jdbolick Baltimore Orioles 11h ago

A family that wanks together stays together.

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u/peon2 Boston Red Sox 10h ago

I was about to say what sort of weird puritanical upbringing did this guy have where the living room doesn't double as a masturbatorium? Does the town clergy even let them watch the devil's box?

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u/penguinopph Chicago Cubs • RCH-Pinguins 10h ago edited 10h ago

I was about to say what sort of weird puritanical upbringing did this guy have where the living room doesn't double as a masturbatorium? Does the town clergy even let them watch the devil's box?

That's what The Crucible is about, no?

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u/peon2 Boston Red Sox 10h ago

Honestly I last read that around 2009 in high school so I can't say with complete confidence that is what it is about, but I'm leaning 75/25 that you're right.

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u/Heathcliff_Slocumb Pittsburgh Pirates 7h ago

Little known fact, Giles Corey's voice was muffled due to all of the stone on top of him and he actually said "More bate."

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u/SuaveBolo Seattle Mariners 11h ago

Missed opportunity to say "sticks" together.

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u/NeatWhiskeyPlease San Francisco Giants 10h ago

Wanks together, stanks together.

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u/thatguy9545 Los Angeles Dodgers 10h ago

I didn’t know Mike Johnson was an Orioles fan.

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u/jimmybilly100 Chicago Cubs 4h ago

Nononononononono

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u/seansy5000 Detroit Tigers 11h ago

Why not manipulate the shaft instead?

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u/JoshHartsMilkMustach New York Yankees 10h ago

You guys are getting up to do it?

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u/TekkamanEvil Major League Baseball 11h ago

Just have a string of ice packs ready in the freezer.

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u/LeftistBestest Athletics 11h ago

Hackeying the ol’ sack is a tradition in this household!

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u/mikeyp83 Boston Red Sox 11h ago

We used to be a proper sport.

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u/djoc0316 New York Mets 10h ago

Good think you weren't at work or sneaking watching it at a funeral or something

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u/thenatural134 Seattle Mariners 11h ago

I think you're doing it wrong...

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u/juliuspepperwoodchi Chicago Cubs 10h ago

How long did it take you to get the hint that just unzipping on the couch wasn't strictly kosher?

Asking for a friend.

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u/ProcessTruster Sickos 5h ago

America's (new) Pastime

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u/Consistent_Ad_8656 Los Angeles Dodgers 10h ago

Pitchers clock has made this all but impossible to keep up. Golden era gone just like that

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u/spellbreakerstudios 11h ago

Amen lol

I’d happily never see another sports betting ad, including this one.

But if I do have to see them, then it could be this one on repeat. Maybe on mute too.