r/baseball • u/_HGCenty Seattle Mariners • 11h ago

Players Only Dodgers' Alex Call blasts controversial Sydney Sweeney ad

https://www.thebiglead.com/dodgers-alex-call-sydney-sweeney-novig-commercial-soft-porn/

Since the last post about this got deleted because it contained a X screenshot, hopefully this one actually stays for comment.

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u/jdbolick Baltimore Orioles 11h ago

A family that wanks together stays together.

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u/peon2 Boston Red Sox 10h ago

I was about to say what sort of weird puritanical upbringing did this guy have where the living room doesn't double as a masturbatorium? Does the town clergy even let them watch the devil's box?

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u/penguinopph Chicago Cubs • RCH-Pinguins 10h ago edited 10h ago

I was about to say what sort of weird puritanical upbringing did this guy have where the living room doesn't double as a masturbatorium? Does the town clergy even let them watch the devil's box?

That's what The Crucible is about, no?

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u/peon2 Boston Red Sox 10h ago

Honestly I last read that around 2009 in high school so I can't say with complete confidence that is what it is about, but I'm leaning 75/25 that you're right.

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u/Heathcliff_Slocumb Pittsburgh Pirates 7h ago

Little known fact, Giles Corey's voice was muffled due to all of the stone on top of him and he actually said "More bate."

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u/SuaveBolo Seattle Mariners 11h ago

Missed opportunity to say "sticks" together.

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u/NeatWhiskeyPlease San Francisco Giants 10h ago

Wanks together, stanks together.

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u/thatguy9545 Los Angeles Dodgers 10h ago

I didn’t know Mike Johnson was an Orioles fan.

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u/jimmybilly100 Chicago Cubs 4h ago

Nononononononono