r/baseball • u/_HGCenty Seattle Mariners • 11h ago

Players Only Dodgers' Alex Call blasts controversial Sydney Sweeney ad

https://www.thebiglead.com/dodgers-alex-call-sydney-sweeney-novig-commercial-soft-porn/

Since the last post about this got deleted because it contained a X screenshot, hopefully this one actually stays for comment.

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u/darwinpolice Seattle Mariners 9h ago

I just love the Cologuard's commercial mascot is an anthropomorphized version of a box that you shit in. He's just this friendly little cube with arms and legs, and he seems awfully chipper and upbeat for someone who's about to get pooped in.

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u/RedstoneRay Texas Rangers 9h ago

That little freak is probably into it.

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u/wanna_be_doc Cleveland Guardians 7h ago

SNL is way ahead of you:

https://youtu.be/Mu12X2cu6Y0?is=nzQgnUwhtzSXKLH3

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u/RedstoneRay Texas Rangers 7h ago

I thought the colonguard thing was new. I had no idea it's at least 3 years old 😭

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u/Charming_Squirrel_13 7h ago

classic snl skit about that box. spoiler alert, but he’s really into it. 

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u/jlrc2 Chicago White Sox 8h ago

The one I saw the other night had Cal Raleigh and Albert Pujols as spokesmen and they were not being subtle about the wordplay lmao

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u/Bulky-Scheme-9450 6h ago

Albert Poo-Holes

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u/darwinpolice Seattle Mariners 7h ago

PLEASE tell me Cal says you take a big dump in the box.

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u/Bedheadredhead30 Cleveland Guardians 4h ago

Isn't Cal Raleigh their mascot now? I swear i saw a big dumper colonoscopy ad recently.