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OC- Animated [OC] America's Greatest Sin

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u/FuiyooohFox 5h ago edited 5h ago

USA has much, much better chocolate companies than Hershey. They just have a stellar marketing department really, and a neat little park 🤷

Edit: I just realized Hershey makes other candy like Reese's cups, so I'm not totally down on them I guess lmao

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u/unknownpoltroon 4h ago

They also have a great school for needy kids. All paid for by a trust from the original hershy I thrik

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u/Thanks_I_Hate_You 4h ago

They also had a large hand in the construction of the Hershey medical center in... wait for it... Hershey Pennsylvania. Its one of the east coasts best hospitals. So like em or hate em Hershey did do a decent bit of good will.

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u/acleverwalrus 2h ago

And cacao farned with slaves and child labor bit yknow take the bad with the good

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u/WittyRaptor 1h ago

Sounds like American history in a nutshell unfortunately

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u/PervyDragon419 59m ago

Sounds like world history.

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u/WittyRaptor 55m ago

You know what, fair, you aren't wrong

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u/FuiyooohFox 4h ago

Oh yeah they do don't they

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u/Hairy_Ad8674 4h ago

Hershey makes chocolate filled with the same glutamates you find in tyrosine crystals you see in hard cheeses like parmesan. This is due to a fluke of the way they keep there milk vacuum sealed to extend its shelf life. This creates a chocolate that has the same msg tang you get from extremely nice cheeses. It’s also the same flavor profile as stomach acid and it’s absolutely understandable that people not used to it would hate it. That said if Hersheys chocolate wasn’t so ubiquitous and was sold as a luxury item it would be treated like one of the best chocolates in the world as fancy msg chocolate

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u/conway92 3h ago edited 3h ago

Hershey's sour flavor is from butyric acid, which is a byproduct of lipolysis during the "hershey process."

Butyric acid isn't a glutamate, and the hershey process really shouldn't be compared to more complex aging processes.

E: glutamates also form during the hershey process, but they aren't the source of the sour flavor and aren't comparable to aged cheeses. Most milk chocolates you buy will use milk solids that are high in glutamates, hershey's isn't special in this regard.

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u/Big_Apricot_7461 2h ago

So this is not actually true. The flavor you're picking up on isn't glutamates, it's butyric acid. This comes from the breakdown of fat in milk into short-chain fatty acids; I can't remember why butyric accumulates so much, I think it has to do with the original length of the triglycerides in milk. But it's in aged cheeses like parm (and, when too strong, is indictive of mishandled milk), vomit (especially baby vomit - they drink milk, which has similar fats breaking down similarly in their stomachs), rancid butter, and Hershey's. I'm not sure offhand if it's because of how the milk is stored, but I do remember reading it was a side effect of using different cocoa powder in the past that created the flavor, which is recreated now.

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u/Nymethny 3h ago

That said if Hersheys chocolate wasn’t so ubiquitous and was sold as a luxury item it would be treated like one of the best chocolates in the world as fancy msg chocolate

At best it would be treated as some weird novelty item. I have never met a single non-American who tried Hershey's and thought it tasted good, or even just okay. Everyone is appalled by it. And even in the US, it's far from being unanimous, though in my experience, Americans who don't really like Hershey's don't hate it nearly as much as non-Americans who try it for the first time. They just think it's meh.

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u/Hairy_Ad8674 3h ago

I mean Dubai chocolate is literally worse then the some of its parts. Novelty and cost has a large impact on how a product is received. Hersheys is incredibly commonplace and affordable and has been for a long time. But in a world where it was new and marketed like Dubai chocolate was it would be the biggest trend in chocolate with other chocolatiers trying to do there spin on the msg flavor.

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u/Nymethny 3h ago

Yeah, and Dubai chocolate is quite far from being the best chocolate in the world, no matter how they want to market themselves. Only Instagram influencers buy into that.

Just like nobody thinks miller is really "the champagne of beers".

But also Dubai chocolate tastes fine. Nobody has an instant disgusted reaction when trying Dubai chocolate (unless they hate pistachios). That can't be said for Hershey's.

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u/jordanundead 3h ago

I don’t get the whole Dubai chocolate thing. It’s like someone said what if we filled a candy bar with Wheaties. The old kind before they were squares.

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u/InfiniteBacon 3h ago

My theory is some PR agency got paid a bucket load to get influencers to make 'dubai choclate" trend to out flood the negative associations with modern slavery and so on that shows up on searches for Dubai.

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u/Jurani42 3h ago

For the future it is “sum of its parts”

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u/Intelligent-Okra2824 3h ago

Also kinda interesting, Milton Hershey's fortune paid for my ticket to Reptiland once

It's like this little reptile themed zoo in PA. They were doing some kind of marketing event for this like, private school for orphans that Hershey made cause he didnt have no kids of his own or something. At least that's what I remember

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u/ChaoticAgenda 4h ago

Hershey has updated the Reese's cups formula to the point that it is barely chocolate and peanut butter anymore. On some of the products they even call it milk chocolate candy and peanut butter creme to skirt around the legal definitions. 

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u/Last-Energy420 4h ago

I just bought a whole box of cups. After eating one, I’m handing that shit out for Halloween. I only buy one box a year and something absolutely changed between then and now.

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u/MrGeekman 3h ago

H.B. Reese's grandson commented publicly about it.

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u/Quo-Fide 4h ago

Could you name some? Might try them if I ever enter yon country.

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u/FuiyooohFox 4h ago

For national level, Ghirardelli is my favorite. The best chocolate though is going to be regional, so if you visit just ignore the national brands and look for the regional ones. I can't give you a literal list of regionals sorry, you could research 'best chocolate in x area' where x is where you're visiting. Then search the shelves for what people recommend.

Each state also has its own sub, you could post on a state sub and ask for recommendations on good brands to check out! The locals should steer you right .

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u/Quo-Fide 3h ago

Mm. Good idea. Admittably I would probably only ever visit Michigan.

But thank you for the suggestion and advice.

I've personally never really seen smaller brands of chocolate at home, at best it's just store exclusive brands, do you mean state exclusive brands?

That would make sense. An American state is basically a country of its own.

I apologize if this reads somewhat senselessly. I'm tired and I fear not all of me is present currently.

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u/the-pp-poopooman- 4h ago

Tony’s Chocolonely is pretty good if you’re just looking for a brand. Most candy stores in the U.S. also sell fudge or chocolate coated treats. Fudge is legitimately gods food.

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u/sjgower 3h ago

Dutch brand Tony's Chocolonely?

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u/Quo-Fide 4h ago

I really ought to try this Chocolonlely for its funny name alone.

I'm gonna Google fudge, I don't recognize that word, but thank you for your suggestions

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u/Edduppp 3h ago

Wait, fudge is not a common thing? What? 

Like, this reminds me of that guy who said he didn't know what a potato was to his dates parents

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u/Civil_Cash7044 3h ago

I'm the weirdo that loves Hershey Kisses, ama

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u/Otherwise-Good8342 3h ago

The irony in this sub is hilarious.

You do you. You aren't any weirder then anybody what here.

Take that as a compliment.

If people take time out of their day to judge, I give them none of mine.

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u/Tibryn2 3h ago

everyone likes them, this sub is weird.

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u/phantom-firion 3h ago

Agreed I’ve had worse chocolate and kisses are generally harmless, at least it’s not nestle crunch.

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u/Yoyo4games 5h ago

I've tried chocolate from outside the US side by side with Hershey's. I've gone without chocolate intentionally for weeks on weeks, and tried Hershey's with more expensive, supposedly higher quality chocolate.

I can't taste it at all. The supposed vomit taste.

And that's coming from someone that's eaten specific Thai and other Asian cuisine made with butyric acid, which if you've ever had you'd know a very distinct and noteable experience where not having an acquired taste will really have a dish evoking vomit.

It's supposedly in Hershey's, but I just can't detect it.

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u/DannyHewson 4h ago

Yeah, It's a real personal taste thing. We get the odd bit of import Hershey's stuff in the UK, and I don't get that vomit taste connection at all, although I'm sure some people really do.

Now don't get me wrong, it's shit chocolate. But I do actually like a couple of them (the thin cookies and cream bar, and the thin strawberries and cream one). They scratch a certain itch.

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u/AggressorBLUE 4h ago

Yeah, they’re basically “fast food” chocolate. And just like garbage fast food, once in a while it can be oddly comforting if you’re in that mood.

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u/decidedlyindecisive 4h ago

I had a KitKat recently in the UK and I swear I could taste that vomit taste in it. I don't know if our chocolate has it now but it was incredibly horrible.

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u/space10101 4h ago

KitKats outside of the US are owned by Nestle not Hershys, unless you are specifically talking about a Hershy KitKat

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u/decidedlyindecisive 4h ago

I had no idea they were owned by Hershey in the US. But no I'm British so I'm talking about proper KitKats. Honestly they've tasted bad since NestlĂŠ took them over, but now they're terrible. The smell is putrid.

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u/DannyHewson 4h ago

I think a lot of our chocolate has gone downhill repeatedly in recent years. Not even counting the great cadbury enshittification (god I miss ye olde recipe dairy milk with the biscuit chunks in it).

Hasn't there been some price spike in cocoa beans or something, so they're all either adding filler, lowering the amount of actual chocolate, putting the price up, or all three at once? Even more than regular capitalism would lead to.

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u/Bedovian_25 4h ago

Yeah the cookies and cream bars are basically the only chocolate I get from them.

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u/YourCrazyDolphin 4h ago

Might be something like the Cilantro soap gene? To some people it tastes like soap, to others its just a normal spice?

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u/Silent-Seaweed-4270 3h ago

This was my thought too. Could be a genetics thing like this. For example, I think arugula tastes like latex.

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u/Bedovian_25 4h ago

Yeah, I was coming to say something similar. I've had chocolate from Asia, from Europe, and from the US, and whatever this puke taste people are picking up on, I just can't taste it.

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u/Vegadin 1h ago

I’m just gonna say it. I think hersheys chocolate is the best tasting. I’ve had other brands, I’ve hard milka and some beloved German thing I don’t remember the name of. A friend brought a bunch back from living there for a few years. He says it’s the best chocolate in Europe and maybe the world. It tasted bland. Hersheys slaps. No clue what people are talking about with the vomit thing but I hear it everywhere.

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u/WhySoConspirious 3h ago

I'm actually a professional confectioner (candymaker) and I can actually confirm that we have a lot of really good chocolate here. HOWEVER, there's a ton of what's called 'compound chocolate' which is sold at grocery stores, pharmacies, and even some candy stores, that really sullies the description of chocolate. Compound chocolate is chocolate that has had all of the cocoa butter removed, and instead it has palm oil to work as the underlying fat. This is because you will still have some chocolate flavor, but companies no longer need to worry about tempering the chocolate (so it doesn't get those ugly streaks). It looks good and is easier to keep looking good, but it is not as good and feels waxy.

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u/spicygumball 2h ago

I thought it was the butric acid they added

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u/Fechichi 1h ago

It is the butroc acid that gives it that flavor , the oil thing is also true , but in my personal opinion a lot less offensive and actually works better for a milder flavor

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u/Xentonian 3h ago

Compound chocolate exists everywhere and some people like it a lot.

But compare an Australian compound chocolate freckle, or a Hershey's kiss and they taste nothing alike.

American chocolate - compound or otherwise - often contains butyric acid which tastes and smells intensely like vomit.

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u/Toasterbomb27 2h ago

This man chocolates

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u/Turbo_Tequila 3h ago

Yes that, I don’t know for the us, but in a lot of place outside they are not even allowed to call it chocolate anymore, it’s just candy bar, what most people describe in this comment section is mo longer considered chocolate

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u/shave_your_eyebrows Shave Your Eyebrows 5h ago

Erm I actually DO know why it tastes like vomit, Hershey puts vomit chemical in their stupid chocolate that I hate for no reason

You Americans need to eat Milka or somethin

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u/The_GREAT_Gremlin 4h ago

There are much better options than Hershey's in America. Like literally every other choice is better lol

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u/enchiladasundae 5h ago

I think Hershey’s is more of a hold over from a bygone time. Few people eat it as is anymore. They market themselves as the chocolate for s’mores or some different flavors

More like a baking chocolate now than anything where you’re not supposed to eat it as is. The Kisses are often used for a baking treat I forget the name of. A cookie with just one of them jammed into the top

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u/Definitely-not-ducks 4h ago

Peanut butter kisses is what I’ve called them. A peanut butter cookie with a Hershey kiss smooshed into it while it’s still warm from the oven. I’ve had some where they did a sugar cookie instead of a peanut butter cookie, but the peanut butter ones are way better in my opinion.

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u/enchiladasundae 4h ago

Ya that’s it. Partially why I call it a baking chocolate. Tastes weird as is but any alteration via cooking really brings it out

I have a big ass bag of Hersey’s baking chocolate minis I bought years ago. I’ll occasionally snack on it to get a little chocolate boost and it tastes bad enough that I don’t feel like eating a whole ass bowl of them. I made some baked oats like a week ago and tossed them on top last second. Added a very nice bit to it and took an otherwise ok but basic baked good an elevated it with bittersweet chocolate

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u/Ketcherman 4h ago

Last time I had a Hershey kiss was when I made peanut butter blossoms so that tracks lol

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u/boozegremlin 4h ago

I like their dark chocolate, but I think even the cheap dark chocolate truffles are better.

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u/MilkGuzzler99 5h ago

I prefer Milka, but the Hershey's weren't THAT bad.. I could see myself absentmindedly going through a bag.

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u/shave_your_eyebrows Shave Your Eyebrows 5h ago

She says this like she didn't in fact scarf down ten of these at my house btw

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u/MilkGuzzler99 5h ago

Yes, I saw myself absentmindedly going through a bag. The bag just so happened to be yours.

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u/work_work-work 4h ago

At least you didn't buy it yourself!

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u/infiniZii 5h ago

You get used to the weird flavor. It only really tastes like vomit if you havent had it before. Otherwise you become kind of taste-blind to it.

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u/shave_your_eyebrows Shave Your Eyebrows 4h ago

that is NOTTTTTT a sign of good food!!

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u/Nibbledorm 4h ago

It's called an acquired taste and only the most sophisticated of foods and flavors have them. Your palate must be unrefined.

/s in case it's not obvious.

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u/Lindestria 4h ago

I mean, that's basically wine in a nutshell. First try is just an extremely bitter and nauseating taste but it supposedly gets better as you get used to it.

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u/PalladiuM7 2h ago

It's the real Stockholm Syndrome, people tricking themselves into liking beer, wine and spirits.

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u/depressed_leaf 2h ago

Beer too. I still can't drink more than a few sips though. Actually most hard alcohol is also rough, but that's less of a taste thing because you can barely taste anything over the burn.

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u/FlashbackJon 4h ago

To be fair that's how literally all alcohol works, and that's basically the foundation of all human society at this point.

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u/pingveno 4h ago

Hershey's is weird. It's not good, but I find myself easily nomming down an entire bar. Give me some high quality chocolate and I'll savor the flavor of a square or two and just be satisfied.

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u/wallmonitor 3h ago edited 2h ago

So, Milka is owned by Mondelez, an American company.

As for why Hershey's chocolate tastes like vomit, it's how they process their milk. Basically the way they heat it causes it to form butyric acid, which is also something your body produces when you're about to vomit. Generations of Americans just sort of accepting this has kind of made a lot of people enjoy the taste of a Hershey bar. But yeah, it's got that back of the throat burn for me and I hate it.

As far as American chocolate brands go, try Tony's Chocolonely (edit: they’re Dutch but screw it’s I like their product anyway) or Chocolove. Tony's just released a new bar that's ganache filled that's absolutely stellar. They also actively combat slavery which is a real problem in the chocolate industry.

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u/LordrathTK 3h ago

I just heard about Tony's literally yesterday. Crazy that Im seeing it here now. Very rich. Very good. Very real chocolate.

More expensive, mind you, but you cant put a cost on the freedom of human beings.

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u/aTemeraz 3h ago

Also expensive due to using actual Cocoa Butter instead of Palm oil like most other standard chocolate brands

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u/erradickwizard 3h ago

Tony's Chocolonely is a Dutch chocolate company. Thats why it's good

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u/wallmonitor 2h ago

Ah. My mistake.

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u/erradickwizard 2h ago

All good. They are sold all over in American stores so I understand the thought. They are an incredibly moral company though which is why it's a bit pricey

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u/wallmonitor 2h ago

I’m an ex-chocolatier. More specifically, I know how to temper chocolate and dip strawberries courtesy of a now defunct retailer. However, I did love it so much I considered making a career out of it. But the supply chain is just disgusting with the sheer volume of human rights abuses in it.

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u/Appropriate_List2551 3h ago

Can vouch for tonys for sure

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u/musiccman2020 3h ago

Tony was setup three dutch journalist.

Who also made keuringsdienst van waarde. Which is an amazing program about exposing food scams.

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u/HauntedBratzDoll 2h ago

Wait you’re telling me not all chocolate gives you the back of the throat burn?! What??? I have been bothered by that my entire life and just accepted that all milk chocolate tastes that way. So i started eating dark chocolate instead

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u/zer1223 5h ago

The same acid is naturally in tomato and somehow nobody cares about that

Maybe taste is more about exposure and expectation than anything else

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u/_Slartibartfass_ 4h ago

Esters made from butyric acid can smell like pineapple or banana, even though the acid itself makes you wanna throw up.

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u/TorumShardal 4h ago

It's called mere-exposure effect or familiarity principle.
It's not only about food taste, it's about everything taste. People think that Mona Lisa is something special because of it, for example.

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u/SkabbPirate 3h ago

Pretty aure they've done studies, and very little kids from UK don't get the vomit taste from Hershey's chocolate. So it seems to be more exposure to vomit that makes Hershey's taste bad than exposure to Hershey's makes it taste good.

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u/just4browse 4h ago

Butyric acid is found in vomit. Do you know what else it’s found in? Butter. Parmesan cheese. Many other dairy products.

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u/peachesfordinner BumBum Ouchie 4h ago

Breast milk too.

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u/OmniPepperthefirst 4h ago

Guess the vomit stuff is stronger in the taste of the chocolates then?

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u/just4browse 4h ago

Probably not. Hershey’s is just cheap on the ingredients, so it doesn’t taste very good. But people latched onto the butyric acid explanation because butyric acid is in vomit. Even though the taste of vomit isn’t created by butyric acid, not alone.

And Hershey’s hate is a more recent phenomenon, caused by declining quality over the years. Butyric acid’s been part of the recipe from the beginning, ever since Hershey first tried reverse engineering Swiss milk chocolate.

I wonder if anybody would even equate the taste of Hershey’s to vomit without the influence of the internet. I agree it tastes bad, but nothing like vomit

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u/dankatheist420 4h ago

I agree, though it could possibly be explained if there was an issue with the dosing across batches or if some people are really sensitive to butyrate compounds etc etc

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u/Injured-Ginger 3h ago

I think it's just out of the ordinary and that makes it stand out more. If you're used to something having a balance of three different flavors no matter where you get it, but one place also adds a fourt flavor, that fourth flavor will really stand out. You haven't normalized it yet. It's like eating chips and one bag of chips is like flavored. The lime will stand out compared to every other bag of chips because you haven't normalized it.

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u/Carpathicus 4h ago

Milka is shit now and fell from one of Germanys favourite brands to one of the most disliked. Why? Enshitification. Worse formular, worse packaging, less content.

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u/Wind_Yer_Neck_In 4h ago

What upsets me is that the americans bought Cadbury, the most famous British chocolate brand and immediately ruined it by changing the formula to be cheaper.

The worst part is that their strategy is working, their hold on the UK market took a hit but they expanded aggressively into the rest of the EU and other foreign markets (places that never tried it when it was good) and are now making more money than ever.

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u/avocadorancher 4h ago

That explains why Cadbury I got in London tasted the same as Canada. I thought the European chocolate being better thing was just a hoax after that

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u/LargeCabbageThrower 4h ago

Pro tip, if it says Dairy Milk on the wrapper then it still tastes good. Their buyout was conditional that they don't change the Dairy Milk recipe, so instead they just started making more and more Cadbury's products not use Dairy Milk.

If it doesn't say it's Dairy Milk on the wrapper then it will be the cheap crap.

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u/GreenSmokeRing 3h ago

What Cadbury makes in the UK can’t legally be labeled chocolate in the US because it contains vegetable oils.   

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u/Submediocrity 4h ago

I thought I was going crazy, thought it tasted a bit different

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u/poisontadpole 4h ago

even americans know hershey is among the worst of the worst chocolate. and this will be hard to believe, but it's not the only brand available either. in fact, milka is even sold in the USA!

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u/Comfortable-Gap3124 4h ago

Don't you know. America only has American food and we're completely ignorant of all non-american food. I hear this all the time on the Internet. So, it must be true.

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u/TheHumanFromSpace 3h ago

Dude I fuckin love Hershey’s. I will just eat a plain bar of Hershey’s milk chocolate and it goes hard. Not to mention the cookies and cream bars

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u/DigNitty 4h ago

https://www.iflscience.com/like-cheesy-vomit-why-does-american-chocolate-taste-so-weird-to-europeans-81838

Butyric acid is present in American chocolate and not so much in European.

If you can’t stand Hershey’s specifically, this is probably why. Some people have a height edges sensitivity to butyric acid. And it makes American chocolate inedible.

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u/fuandyourusername 5h ago

Tony's Chocolonely is the ideal

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u/Habitualflagellant14 4h ago

I like their stuff. It's also less expensive than the euro brands like Lindt.

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u/Cat_world_domination 4h ago

Tony's Chocolonely is a Dutch brand.

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u/IcyUnicornOwl 4h ago

Talking about awful chocolate and recommending Milka as the good chocolate is kinda wild.

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u/CLG-BluntBSE 4h ago

Literally.

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u/spacepiratefrog 3h ago

Y'all have shitty chocolate too lmao, try some of the chocolate that isn't made as cheaply as possible

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u/FinnishMafiaFan 4h ago

Actually, you can blame that on the founder. He was trying to copy the heavily guarded milk chocolate making process from Europe by using food scientists. The guy who managed to make him a chocolate bar was like "oops, I messed up and soured the milk, but that is easily fixable" and the founder decided that the sour taste would make the chocolate bar stand out in the market. As if undercutting the imported chocolate price by a huge amount wouldn't.

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u/vimtuoso 4h ago

This is all horse shit. Hershey was solving a different problem, they had more challenging logistics when trying to keep dairy fresh. Hershey needed a more stable form of milk and a byproduct of that process was butyric acid.

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u/Glittering_Self_9538 4h ago

I love all of the different explanations for Hershey’s taste, this is actually the correct answer

They’re not willing dumping in vats of butyric acids lol

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u/Made_Bail 5h ago

American chocolate is pretty gross compared to overseas. I didn't even realize until I tried Canadian, and hoooly shit.

https://giphy.com/gifs/12zfAjyQ3RZNSw

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u/Swift0sword 5h ago

Wait, is Canadian Hersheys different to American? Coming from Europe I got used to Hersheys pretty quickly

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u/Made_Bail 5h ago

I didn't have Hershey in Canada, I can't remember the brand but it was something I've never seen in the US.

I also miss Old Dutch chips. So bad.

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u/Dramatic-Text8564 4h ago

I live in Canada and I can confirm that the first time I tasted a Hersheys kisses I tought they were expired

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u/Swift0sword 4h ago

I'll just chalk this up as evidence for "I will eat literally anything that looks edible" then lol

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u/GachaHell 4h ago

It's different. Ours is more of a soft milky texture if you get the bar or a grainy dark chocolate if you get kisses.

Source: many cross border trips back when I was trying to make it work with an American.

Our KD is also vastly superior.

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u/shave_your_eyebrows Shave Your Eyebrows 5h ago

Someone needs to give you a Tolberone

go my fiery bulblax

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u/Made_Bail 5h ago

Im too poor to even look at toblerone

https://giphy.com/gifs/La7P30FM3sTDrwntki

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u/Huckleberry-9477 4h ago

i freaking love toblerone. also quite fond of tony’s chocolonely, which i’ve been seeing recently

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u/coolcoots 4h ago

Tony’s Chocolonely with salted almonds and toffee is almost a sexual experience for me.

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u/N1N1nchT00l5 4h ago

Today I'm learning you aren't from America. Where are you from?

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u/Ikrit122 4h ago edited 4h ago

You Americans need to eat Milka or somethin

Triolade is my favorite Milka bar. It's a giant bar with milk, white, and dark chocolate. I used to eat it often when I lived in Austria. Unfortunately, they don't have it in the international shops in my area. But when I have a hankering, I can always grab Kuhflecken (cow spots) which is milk chocolate with "spots" of white chocolate, from a local store. Way better than the cheap chocolate we have in the US.

Do you have a favorite?

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u/mrs-monroe 4h ago

Trying a Flake bar for the first time was a game changer. I haven't tasted chocolate that good in so many years 💦👅🥵

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u/towblerone 3h ago

we do have milka in the US, but you should try some smaller brands and see how they compare. i used to live in pennsylvania and they had two small local chocolate companies that i thought were really good: sarris, and betsy ann.

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u/kurokitsune91 4h ago

Regular Hersheys chocolate is ass and probably one of the worst examples of American candy.

We'd eat more Milka if they didn't have expensive import prices.

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u/Hollowgirl136 4h ago

I really need to compare American dark chocolate brands to European dark chocolate brands one of these days. I know milk chocolate is noticeable different, but I haven't had the time to test if dark chocolates have noticeable differences.

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u/Excellent_Shirt9707 2h ago

I know someone who worked at Ghirardelli and Lindt. They aren’t that different. And since Ghirardelli was bought up by Lindt, they even upgraded their bean source to Lindt levels so their darks taste even more similar (by upgrade, I mean some previous European colonizers tend to have first go at certain African beans including Lindt). However, this assumes the same composition of cocoa solids. Some European nations have higher thresholds for minimum cocoa solids. Different compositions and beans will taste different and also depends on if the plant allows for remelt. Remelt usually tastes the worst.

Also, American milk chocolate is made differently from most European milk chocolate so only darks are comparable.

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u/Enchelion 3h ago

American chocolate is up there with every other countries chocolate. Hershey's is just one specific brand that maintained a unique flavor from when it was first developed.

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u/KingNTheMaking 5h ago

When folks come to America for food, why go for the D rank?

Like yeah, Hershey’s is gross. But we don’t even eat Hershey’s that often. Same thing with fast food. I really don’t want to be represented by McDonald’s, Burger King, or IHOP as the defining traits of American cuisine when it can get SO MUCH BETTER.

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u/FuiyooohFox 4h ago

They probably walked right pass tens of good regional brands, and the actually good national ones like Ghirardelli smh

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u/simpleglitch 4h ago

Beer and cheese* face the same issue. A lot of people outside the US only ever have the shitty mass produced stuff that we export. The good stuff is local brands that don't even distribute across the whole country, let alone over seas.

Granted, I can't name any local chocolate brands to me because I'm not a big candy eater.

*I made a note for cheese because there are a lot of areas don't have any local good cheese, but the areas of the us with dairy farming usually have fantastic cheese.

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u/FuiyooohFox 4h ago

Good point, there are soooo many amazing 'micro' breweries but outside of the states everyone thinks it's all just bud lite lmao. I appreciate the people who visit and experience actual American culture and notsolely the mass produced, over marketed brands they've heard of back home

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u/GaryB2220 4h ago

Gardner's, Highland chocolates, Gertrude Hawk, Boyer (mallow cups) are all within 3 hour drive of each other (and Hershey's) in PA

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u/KingNTheMaking 4h ago

Or Godiva. Or just any homemade convection store that any store would have.

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u/FuiyooohFox 4h ago

The regional producers beat everyone out imo, while traveling I love to buy from local brands. though I'm down for godiva and ghir, not going to lie

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u/MothChasingFlame 4h ago

All of this is fair, but there is no "we don't." A whole shitload of people do, it's not one of the big brands on the power of vibes alone.

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u/shave_your_eyebrows Shave Your Eyebrows 5h ago

Also shoutout to Papa Eyebrows btw!! Love that guy!!

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u/Material-Imagination 4h ago

Apparently it's butyric acid and we're all used to it in the US

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u/Dillo64 4h ago

This is a surreal thread, I always loved kisses, didn’t know they were hated apparently? Is this like a DNA thing where some people taste it bad and others taste it good?

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u/Frederf220 3h ago

US chocolate includes butyric acid which has a kind of vomit taste. It seems to be a preservative decision that originates from earlier days that has remained.

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u/EpicAura99 3h ago

Worth noting it’s also in many other foods like Parmesan

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u/Multiple__Butts 3h ago

And it's in actual vomit!

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u/TheLucidChiba 4h ago

It's a Hershey's/American chocolate thing, butyric acid.

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u/DathomirBoy 3h ago

It’s not about Kisses, it’s about American chocolate. It does taste off to most non-Americans. I don’t get the vomit taste personally but there’s something funky about it for sure

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u/Enchelion 3h ago

American chocolate isn't different from other countries chocolate. Hershey's chocolate is different.

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u/RadTimeWizard 2h ago

A friend of mine from London thinks Hersheys is vile. It's a thing, apparently.

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u/Remarkable_Rough_649 1h ago

Buttic acid is in Hershey's chocolate which is a component in vomit, but I honestly don't taste it. Probably from growing up with it. To me it just has a very slight cheesey bite

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u/Fallcious 3h ago

You expect and are used to that flavour profile. People who didn’t grow up with it may react like someone tasting an olive for the first time.

I’m not a fan of hersheys, but I don’t find them revolting.

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u/ComicsEtAl 2h ago

I don’t understand why you’d go to Texas and bring back Hershey’s kisses instead of something from Texas?

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u/Stalking_Goat 49m ago

So many Europeans aren't aware that America is, like, big. Pennsylvania and Texas are surely pretty much the same.

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u/FisherDwarf 5h ago

I prefer my Norwegian chocolate when I can get it. By comparison Hershey's tastes bland and unfulfilling. I've never considered it to taste like vomit tho. That's a new one

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u/EmployeeEmergency481 3h ago

This thread is like eating Little Ceasars and complaining about American pizza

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u/Made_Bail 5h ago

For those of you confused, to foreigners, American chocolate tastes like vomit. Here's why!

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/hersheys-chocolate-tastes-like-vomit_l_60479e5fc5b6af8f98bec0cd

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u/AngryMountainClimber 5h ago

American chocolate does not taste like vomit. Hershey's tastes like vomit, most American chocolate is merely subpar.

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u/Made_Bail 5h ago

Eh, Hershey isn't the only company that make shitty vomit chocolate, they're just the most notable. There are, of course, companies that don't/or are better.

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u/Genesis13 4h ago

Palmer also makes terrible vomit chocolate. Theyre the ones that do the little disk ones for easter, halloween, etc.

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u/AngryMountainClimber 4h ago

What are some other ones? I haven't heard of them, but I am happy to learn about new chocolates to hate.

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u/Made_Bail 4h ago

I know a lot of mass produced and seasonal chocolate uses the butyric acid, like the chocolate eggs that go in Easter baskets and such. Also most generic brands at places like walmart. Also, its hard to tell, because companies do not list butyric acid as an ingredient. If I understand the chemistry correctly, it forms at as byproduct of the drying process that Hershey pioneered and other chocolatiers have imitated for mass production.

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u/WAisforhaters 4h ago

They're probably owned by Hershey's, or some parent company. We're down to like five companies owning everything here in America.

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u/possiblyyandere 4h ago

This article says NOTHING matter of factly it's all speculation followed by quotes from official hershy people saying no that speculation is false then more speculation there's no real answers in that article lmao

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u/astralkoi A Wild AstralKoi Appeared!! 5h ago

That thing isn't even chocolate to begin with. Just flavored solidified oil.

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u/99LedBalloons 4h ago

Of course if the French had invented milk chocolate they would tell us we just don't have a sophisticated enough palette to appreciate the vomit taste.

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u/bc-bane 4h ago

😂

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u/BestUsername101 4h ago

Never understood what people are talking about with this supposed "vomit taste". It's just not there for me. Heck, while typing this comment I had some of their chocolate, still tasted fine to me.

I'm half convinced it's just a cilantro soap gene situation lol

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u/peachesgp 4h ago

I always ate Hershey's as a kid and never had issue. I went to Germany for an exchange program in college, had German chocolate. About a year or two after that I got a Hershey bar, hadn't had one in years, but I used to like em. That's when I got hit with the vomit taste, and I had no idea it was a thing when it happened.

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u/Wind_Yer_Neck_In 4h ago

It's the butyric acid. If you are used to chocolate that doesn't have it then it's immediately apparent in the flavour. But if you grew up on it then you wouldn't notice.

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u/Bassracerx 3h ago

Its been on the american pallete for over 100 years its sweet , there is real cocoa in it .. other countries have WAY weirder foods

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u/theLuminescentlion 1h ago

American chocolate companies often include butyric acid which people who aren't used to it think it tastes like vomit.

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u/MilkGuzzler99 5h ago

Why is everything sunset? Your mom says you need to be in bed by 4PM every day. Because you're a child.

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u/shave_your_eyebrows Shave Your Eyebrows 5h ago

I'll turn you into an orb

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u/MilkGuzzler99 5h ago

What's THAT supposed to mean??

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u/TheBigfootContessa 5h ago

Guys the "vomit flavor" thing is so stupid. The butyric acid that people say makes Hersheys "taste like vomit" is also heavily found in Butter, cheese, and milk.

It's like people claiming Chinese food gives them a headache because they're "allergic to msg" but have no problem eating pizza or spaghetti or ketchup.

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u/ThaScoopALoop 4h ago

I've had people tell me about their MSG allergy while literally eating out of a bag of cheetos. I pointed out that they have monosodium glutamate in cheetos. Whoosh!

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u/Ok_Positive8362 4h ago

Lol, im old enough I remember the whole Chinese msg scare. Then everyone suddenly was the same. Group thinking is a powerful thing. Makes brand names famous

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u/Flimageddon 5h ago

I dont know if I can be trusted with better tasting chocolate readily available 3:

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u/Orochi64 4h ago

I think it’s just that Hershey’s kiss is not that good of a chocolate

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u/AdOk5225 4h ago

I dunno, I don't mind Hershey's. Not the company, they're a sack of shit, but the flavor itself is fine

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u/apixelops 4h ago

So like does your product have to be shit to become "global" in the US? Like I know I can get good candy and good food at ethnic stores, bodegas, regional chains or even specific statewide stores - but why is it that all the US food products that "make it big" enough to export all taste like unfettered ass?

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u/SingerLatter2673 4h ago

Logistics. Best example of it is McDonalds. McDonald’s sucks, but it tastes exactly the same basically everywhere. Being able to pump out cheap slop efficiently allows you to expand way faster than quality does.

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u/bNoaht 3h ago

Most of them didn't start that way. They made good products, became popular, then started cutting every corner humanly possible to lower cost of production in order to maximize profits, turning the product into garbage, but maintaining some brand recognition while also staving off more expensive and higher quality competition.

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u/_Ub1k 3h ago

Traditionally Americans favored consistency over quality. Historically in food production some amount of average quality needed to be sacrificed to ensure high consistency.

Millennials as a market force have kind have broken this trend, hence the "Millennials are killing Applebee's" meme or the association of millennials with craft beer. American corporate restaurant chains like Applebee's serve bad food, but the entire experience will be identical in every location. Budweiser tastes like piss, but every can will taste and feel identical.

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u/puzzlebuns 3h ago

I think you mean "value" not consistency. Bang for your buck so to speak.

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u/Jimisdegimis89 3h ago

Scale mostly. The US, despite what many might have you believe also produces a variety of fantastic goods, but we also basically consume all of them and there isn’t a market incentive to ship food goods abroad that often. They already are selling almost all of their goods to one of the highest paying markets anyway, so why go through the trouble of distribution internationally? So instead it’s mostly the massive large scale products that make it abroad.

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u/BabyLegsOShanahan 4h ago edited 4h ago

Non Americans thinking we only eat Hershey chocolate while also getting mad if we push any stereotypes on them...

Let's get into this.

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u/Adamantiun 4h ago

No, we also think Americans eat a lot of hamburgers and hot dogs /j

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u/Dis_Bich 4h ago

Oh yeah. I’m so glad I can’t taste it

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u/Sapling-074 4h ago

I never liked chocolate as a kid because my taste buds are sensitive to that flavor. It was only when I became an adult that I realized it was a Hershey problem not a chocolate problem.

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u/zhikos24 3h ago

as someone whose throw up in there life in what way does it taste like vomit

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u/HamCatX3 5h ago

No literally- I had a school trip to Hershey park and everyone was like “how you’ll love it! You love chocolate!” I fucking hate hersheys

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u/Serkisist 4h ago

Most of my life I've enjoyed Hershey's, but there was one instance in the last few years where I got some and it did, unironically, taste like vomit, and I have no clue why.

It's far from the best chocolate, but it's not so bad as to be offensive, except that one single time

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u/Shadethewolf0 4h ago

Theres an actual chemical preservative in Hersheys that is found in vomit actually. Thats why when you aren't used to the taste thats all you'll notice

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u/TheEndIsFingNigh 2h ago

US chocolate is beyond awful, its true.

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u/luminary_planetarium 1h ago

As a person from the USA I don't like eating the brands here, I always go to the Asian or European markets and get the chocolate there, tastes much better

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u/MoobooMagoo 3h ago

I always find it really funny when Europeans complain about Hershey chocolate tasting like vomit when they hold up stuff like Parmigiano Reggiano as an amazing cheese.

Granted that's apples and oranges, because Parmigiano Reggiano is an amazing cheese where Hershey's is cheap, mass produced candy. But they both have butyric acid and so they both equally "taste like vomit".

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u/C4NC4 4h ago

Is this one of those "cilantro soap gene" things?

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u/AwkwardlyDead 4h ago

To explain milk chocolate requires milk, but this meant that chocolate wouldnt be shelf stable.

To combat this Milton Hershey developed a new way to process the milk that made milk way more shelf stable, but caused lipolysis (milk fats breaking down) that makes it taste sour.

The chemical produced from lipolysis is called Butyric Acid, which is found in parmesan, butter and vomit

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u/C4NC4 4h ago

Ohh, that makes sense. Thanks for explaining

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u/Pan_TheCake_Man 4h ago

Is that what causes old hersheys to turn white,

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u/Thick-Bass-693 4h ago

That's probably just the sugar blooming. A little moisture can cause some of the sugar to recrystallize on the exterior.

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u/Ha1rcl1p 4h ago

I think it's more of a most of the rest of the world doesn't put that specific acid in their chocolate, thing. So yanks and Canadians who have Hershey's readily available to them are used to it and don't notice it.

Much like how beer or coffee is pretty unappealing until you convince your body that it ain't trying to poison you and you slowly begin to enjoy the flavours

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u/C4NC4 4h ago

I never knew it worked like that, thank you

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u/work_work-work 4h ago

No. It has to do with how Hershey chocolate is made

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