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OC- Animated [OC] America's Greatest Sin

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u/shave_your_eyebrows Shave Your Eyebrows 7h ago

Erm I actually DO know why it tastes like vomit, Hershey puts vomit chemical in their stupid chocolate that I hate for no reason

You Americans need to eat Milka or somethin

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u/enchiladasundae 7h ago

I think Hershey’s is more of a hold over from a bygone time. Few people eat it as is anymore. They market themselves as the chocolate for s’mores or some different flavors

More like a baking chocolate now than anything where you’re not supposed to eat it as is. The Kisses are often used for a baking treat I forget the name of. A cookie with just one of them jammed into the top

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u/Definitely-not-ducks 6h ago

Peanut butter kisses is what I’ve called them. A peanut butter cookie with a Hershey kiss smooshed into it while it’s still warm from the oven. I’ve had some where they did a sugar cookie instead of a peanut butter cookie, but the peanut butter ones are way better in my opinion.

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u/enchiladasundae 6h ago

Ya that’s it. Partially why I call it a baking chocolate. Tastes weird as is but any alteration via cooking really brings it out

I have a big ass bag of Hersey’s baking chocolate minis I bought years ago. I’ll occasionally snack on it to get a little chocolate boost and it tastes bad enough that I don’t feel like eating a whole ass bowl of them. I made some baked oats like a week ago and tossed them on top last second. Added a very nice bit to it and took an otherwise ok but basic baked good an elevated it with bittersweet chocolate

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u/Ketcherman 6h ago

Last time I had a Hershey kiss was when I made peanut butter blossoms so that tracks lol

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u/boozegremlin 6h ago

I like their dark chocolate, but I think even the cheap dark chocolate truffles are better.

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u/SuperCarbideBros 5h ago

a baking chocolate now than anything where you’re not supposed to eat it as is

I add chopped up baking bars to my breakfast cereal and I feel like being called out.

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u/enchiladasundae 5h ago

I do that to my oatmeal on occasion. Tried in cold milk cereal but kind of tastes gross. Feel like a better higher quality baking chocolate might be nicer

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u/The_GREAT_Gremlin 6h ago

There are much better options than Hershey's in America. Like literally every other choice is better lol

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u/MilkGuzzler99 7h ago

I prefer Milka, but the Hershey's weren't THAT bad.. I could see myself absentmindedly going through a bag.

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u/shave_your_eyebrows Shave Your Eyebrows 7h ago

She says this like she didn't in fact scarf down ten of these at my house btw

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u/MilkGuzzler99 7h ago

Yes, I saw myself absentmindedly going through a bag. The bag just so happened to be yours.

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u/work_work-work 6h ago

At least you didn't buy it yourself!

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u/infiniZii 7h ago

You get used to the weird flavor. It only really tastes like vomit if you havent had it before. Otherwise you become kind of taste-blind to it.

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u/shave_your_eyebrows Shave Your Eyebrows 6h ago

that is NOTTTTTT a sign of good food!!

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u/Nibbledorm 6h ago

It's called an acquired taste and only the most sophisticated of foods and flavors have them. Your palate must be unrefined.

/s in case it's not obvious.

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u/Lindestria 6h ago

I mean, that's basically wine in a nutshell. First try is just an extremely bitter and nauseating taste but it supposedly gets better as you get used to it.

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u/PalladiuM7 4h ago

It's the real Stockholm Syndrome, people tricking themselves into liking beer, wine and spirits.

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u/depressed_leaf 4h ago

Beer too. I still can't drink more than a few sips though. Actually most hard alcohol is also rough, but that's less of a taste thing because you can barely taste anything over the burn.

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u/LostN3ko 4h ago

There is no need for /s. By definition there is no such thing as a bad spice. All tastes are acquired by the food you were raised on and tried. It's like saying there is objectively bad art, every flavor, tone, sight and experience suits a different audience, some are widely and easily loved others suit a more niche audience. As long as anyone in the world likes the taste of 1,000 year egg, durian or monkey brains (though popular in Cantonese cuisine) it's simply not a flavor you enjoy. There are many plants that specifically evolved an unpalatable painful and dangerous toxin known as capsaicin to avoid being eaten and humans cultivate them for mass consumption.

As they say, there is NO accounting for taste.

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u/PalladiuM7 4h ago

There is objectively bad art, though. And it's made by AI.

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u/Jumpy_Divide6576 2h ago

I invite you to try Malort and say that again. Their own marketing admits its horrible.

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u/NewShamu 33m ago

> Monkeys brains (though popular in Cantonese cuisine)

Oh my God is that what we ate?

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u/FlashbackJon 6h ago

To be fair that's how literally all alcohol works, and that's basically the foundation of all human society at this point.

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u/Musedreams_ 3h ago

Stockholm syndrome as a chocolate flavoring technique is wild.

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 1h ago

It's in all Parmesan, can you taste it in Parmesan too?

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u/WingsofRain 5h ago

tbh I think it tastes more like chalk, and I say this as someone who grew up eating them. Once I tasted european chocolate though, it was over. I could never eat hersheys again.

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u/borgborgo 4h ago

I don't like European chocolate lol but I'm not big on chocolate anyway. I like the Hershey's nuggets with almonds or peanuts, and find most chocolates too fatty.

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u/pingveno 6h ago

Hershey's is weird. It's not good, but I find myself easily nomming down an entire bar. Give me some high quality chocolate and I'll savor the flavor of a square or two and just be satisfied.

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u/lordtyp0 5h ago

They lobbied to change "Milk Chocolate" into a flavor instead of ingredient. Let that sink in.

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u/MoobooMagoo 5h ago

I don't like Milka. I tried it once and it literally almost killed me it was so bad.

Well it was either that or the fact that I'm horrifically allergic to hazelnuts.

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u/wallmonitor 6h ago edited 4h ago

So, Milka is owned by Mondelez, an American company.

As for why Hershey's chocolate tastes like vomit, it's how they process their milk. Basically the way they heat it causes it to form butyric acid, which is also something your body produces when you're about to vomit. Generations of Americans just sort of accepting this has kind of made a lot of people enjoy the taste of a Hershey bar. But yeah, it's got that back of the throat burn for me and I hate it.

As far as American chocolate brands go, try Tony's Chocolonely (edit: they’re Dutch but screw it’s I like their product anyway) or Chocolove. Tony's just released a new bar that's ganache filled that's absolutely stellar. They also actively combat slavery which is a real problem in the chocolate industry.

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u/LordrathTK 5h ago

I just heard about Tony's literally yesterday. Crazy that Im seeing it here now. Very rich. Very good. Very real chocolate.

More expensive, mind you, but you cant put a cost on the freedom of human beings.

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u/aTemeraz 5h ago

Also expensive due to using actual Cocoa Butter instead of Palm oil like most other standard chocolate brands

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u/falafelwaffle55 4h ago

Especially since chocolate isn't exactly a "right" the way bread, eggs, etc. are. I'm alright with paying a bit more

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u/HauntedBratzDoll 4h ago

Wait you’re telling me not all chocolate gives you the back of the throat burn?! What??? I have been bothered by that my entire life and just accepted that all milk chocolate tastes that way. So i started eating dark chocolate instead

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u/wallmonitor 4h ago

Nope. That’s specifically Hershey’s chocolate. Try something a bit higher quality and it’s night and day.

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u/HauntedBratzDoll 4h ago

This is wild. I’ve never heard another soul mention feeling the throat burn thing. I really thought I was just a weirdo who was sensitive to chocolate. Tho I’m pretty sure I experience it even when I’ve tried non-Hershey’s chocolate…. But my boyfriend recently brought me some “chocolate hedgehogs” from Canada and I did notice that it didn’t burn.

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u/ReferenceInitial5176 1h ago

I was starting to wonder if I had some sort of weird allergy!

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u/RKGamesReddit 2h ago

Yep, generally american chocolate follows the hershey formula, if you get european chocolate (i.e. tony's) you'll notice a massive difference. I've never been able to eat american milk chocolate, but dark and white chocolate is fine for me, and european milk chocolate is amazing.

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u/sloths-n-stuff 1h ago

I’ll join you in your astonishment, until now I hadn’t made that connection, even though I’ve had some of the imported chocolate from Trader Joe’s and didn’t have that feeling. Weird.

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u/erradickwizard 5h ago

Tony's Chocolonely is a Dutch chocolate company. Thats why it's good

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u/wallmonitor 5h ago

Ah. My mistake.

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u/erradickwizard 4h ago

All good. They are sold all over in American stores so I understand the thought. They are an incredibly moral company though which is why it's a bit pricey

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u/wallmonitor 4h ago

I’m an ex-chocolatier. More specifically, I know how to temper chocolate and dip strawberries courtesy of a now defunct retailer. However, I did love it so much I considered making a career out of it. But the supply chain is just disgusting with the sheer volume of human rights abuses in it.

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u/plaidtaco 5h ago

I live in the US, but tried Tony's for the first time in the Netherlands. It's still my favorite. Leonidas from Belgium is a close second. Lindor a very close third.

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u/Appropriate_List2551 5h ago

Can vouch for tonys for sure

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u/musiccman2020 5h ago

Tony was setup three dutch journalist.

Who also made keuringsdienst van waarde. Which is an amazing program about exposing food scams.

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u/wallmonitor 4h ago

I’ll look into that second bit, thanks.

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u/YRFoxtaur 2h ago

It’s also in butter, though. (Hence the name!) And butter is great. Maybe just recontextualize the flavor in your mind, or eat less chocolate.

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u/czzbandicoot 5h ago

Yo Tony's is fire. I just don't like the uneven separation of sections in the bar, makes it kinda messy. But it tastes awesome. In Canada they import it from Belgium though for some reason. I didn't know the company was american.

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u/wallmonitor 4h ago

It’s not American, I made a mistake. But the uneven segments are intentional. It’s to make a point about how unequal the chocolate industry is.

I genuinely love chocolate, and used to fancy a career as a chocolatier. But the second you learn about its supply chain… it’s pretty sickening.

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u/czzbandicoot 1h ago

True the packaging has a big message about it. Cheers to them it must be tough to compete with cheap illegal cruel labour

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u/aTemeraz 5h ago

It's Dutch, not American

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u/DemiPersephone 4h ago

The "back of the throat burn" is so relatable and everyone made me think I was crazy since I was a kid for not liking it. I do like their cookies and cream bars tho.

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u/99923GR 4h ago

I didn't start to notice it until I was an adult. But I can't un-taste it.

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u/GuineaKeet 5h ago

Mondelez is an American company as they distribute Milka brand in America, but Milka is still not American chocolate.

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u/aTemeraz 5h ago

Tony's has always been Dutch, not American, hence actually tasting good

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u/Enyimus 5h ago

Found out about Tony's when I had the pretzel bar. They're very good.

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u/No_Bat2834 5h ago

I remember hearing about the vomit several years ago and it never got me away from Hershey's because I loved it! But then one day, all of a sudden I just could not eat Hershey's anymore. I now eat Dove.

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u/Oggel 5h ago

You eat soap?

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u/AdditionalQuietime 4h ago

It doesnt even taste like real chocolate anymore now its just straight up chemicals and sugar

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u/SupernovaEmpire 1h ago

Please correct me if im wrong but I swear I saw that Tony's changed their manyfacturing after being bought out and and now while they still publicly denounce slavery in chocolate manufacturing they are now using the same means of aquiring chocolate as the major offenders

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 1h ago

It's also war time chocolate. Same reason Chef Boyardee is nasty canned stuff. The US military wanted people to make as much cheap shelf stable foods that didn't necessarily require heating and Hershey's was one of the companies that said cool beans let's do it, because chocolate is a luxury anyway and it's not the first thing people go for when choosing food rations so they were gonna lose money on the war anyway if they didn't

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u/canteloupy 45m ago

Ghirardelli is honestly the only American chocolate I can stand.

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u/zer1223 7h ago

The same acid is naturally in tomato and somehow nobody cares about that

Maybe taste is more about exposure and expectation than anything else

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u/_Slartibartfass_ 7h ago

Esters made from butyric acid can smell like pineapple or banana, even though the acid itself makes you wanna throw up.

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u/TorumShardal 6h ago

It's called mere-exposure effect or familiarity principle.
It's not only about food taste, it's about everything taste. People think that Mona Lisa is something special because of it, for example.

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u/SkabbPirate 5h ago

Pretty aure they've done studies, and very little kids from UK don't get the vomit taste from Hershey's chocolate. So it seems to be more exposure to vomit that makes Hershey's taste bad than exposure to Hershey's makes it taste good.

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u/zer1223 5h ago

Interesting idea. Maybe if you grow up with Hershey's, it doesn't bother you 

Until you get used to higher quality chocolate that is. Hershey's doesn't taste like vomit to me, but it's definitely not something I go out of my way to get unlike the good stuff at like, Trader Joe's 

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u/SkabbPirate 5h ago

For me it's a mood thing. They taste different, not necessarily better or worse.

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u/just4browse 6h ago

Butyric acid is found in vomit. Do you know what else it’s found in? Butter. Parmesan cheese. Many other dairy products.

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u/peachesfordinner BumBum Ouchie 6h ago

Breast milk too.

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u/OmniPepperthefirst 6h ago

Guess the vomit stuff is stronger in the taste of the chocolates then?

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u/just4browse 6h ago

Probably not. Hershey’s is just cheap on the ingredients, so it doesn’t taste very good. But people latched onto the butyric acid explanation because butyric acid is in vomit. Even though the taste of vomit isn’t created by butyric acid, not alone.

And Hershey’s hate is a more recent phenomenon, caused by declining quality over the years. Butyric acid’s been part of the recipe from the beginning, ever since Hershey first tried reverse engineering Swiss milk chocolate.

I wonder if anybody would even equate the taste of Hershey’s to vomit without the influence of the internet. I agree it tastes bad, but nothing like vomit

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u/dankatheist420 6h ago

I agree, though it could possibly be explained if there was an issue with the dosing across batches or if some people are really sensitive to butyrate compounds etc etc

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u/orangina_it_burns 5h ago

I’d agree with that. Yet the vomit flavor has gotten more notable… something changed in there, and it’s no good

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u/2_short_Plancks 4h ago

I thought it tasted like vomit the first time I tried it, which was before the Internet was a thing. The very first time I went to the US we had quite a lot of food that was good but the chocolate was awful.

From NZ, so we have Whittakers here (which is really good), although we didn't have that when I was kid.

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u/Grimogtrix 4h ago

I tasted it long before I read anything about it on the internet and it did taste like vomit to me. I had no idea that it was possible to make chocolate taste so wrong.

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u/LostN3ko 4h ago

You had a different expectation for its taste, your body triggered a defensive reaction to an unexpected stimulus. This is very common and applies to everything from taste to visual stimulus to auditory stimulus. It's why we enjoy musical scales because your brain is rewarding you for accurately predicting the next sounds to why it is extremely common for people to hate how they look in photography when they are used to seeing themselves reversed in mirrors. It's why musical preferences are generational and normally lock in around teenager years. Your brain is always rewarding and punishing you invisibly based on expectations which by design, are subconscious.

Your experience certainly isn't wrong, but it also is always subjective to the individual.

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u/Contextanaut 5h ago

UK person here, it does in fact taste like vomit. It isn't overwhelming, and I can see how you could become habituated to the taste to the point that you don't notice, but absent that it's very distinctive thing. And smell/taste memory tends to be very reliable so... Yuk...

I have never tasted the same thing in other dairy products, but much more habituated to eating those.

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u/xenomachina 3h ago

And Hershey’s hate is a more recent phenomenon, caused by declining quality over the years.

How recent? I remember complaining about the weird chemical flavor of Hershey's chocolate over 25 years ago.

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u/just4browse 3h ago

I don’t know. But Hershey’s is over 130 years old so 25 isn’t that much, relative to Hershey history

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u/Injured-Ginger 5h ago

I think it's just out of the ordinary and that makes it stand out more. If you're used to something having a balance of three different flavors no matter where you get it, but one place also adds a fourt flavor, that fourth flavor will really stand out. You haven't normalized it yet. It's like eating chips and one bag of chips is like flavored. The lime will stand out compared to every other bag of chips because you haven't normalized it.

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u/Summonest 6h ago

Rancid butter. It's found in Parmesan to give it that tang. 

It tastes like vomit because that's most human beings first experience with butyric acid. 

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u/just4browse 6h ago

It’s found in butter that isn’t rancid. It’s an important part of butter fat that gives it that buttery taste. When butter goes rancid the acid separates from the fat, which does contribute to the bad smell of rancid butter. But not the bad taste of rancid butter. Apparently, on its own, in spite of the smell, it still tastes buttery. Which I guess is why it’s used as a flavoring in a lot of foods.

I’ll admit I didn’t know most of this when I left my first comment, I just wanted to look into what you said about rancid butter and thought the information was interesting

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u/Tough_Preparation830 6h ago

Yeah well it doesn't make those other things taste like vomit, but does give chocolate a very unpleasant taste.

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u/just4browse 6h ago

I don’t think it’s responsible for the taste of Hershey’s chocolate, for reasons I went into in another comment

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u/Grimogtrix 4h ago

Something clearly is, though, and this butylic acid related process is the main difference between it and other types of chocolate. There must be something in the processing which is causing it to taste like vomit, and the answer can't be 'it doesn't taste like vomit' or 'people are imagining that it tastes like vomit' because it literally does taste like vomit to many people and I know that in my case it has nothing to do with preconceptions because I had no idea that chocolate like that even existed when I tried it, so I haven't any reason to doubt other people are the same about it.

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u/krak_is_bad 4h ago

Oh thaaaat's why I get the urge to puke whenever I smell that dried parm that goes on pizza.

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u/Carpathicus 6h ago

Milka is shit now and fell from one of Germanys favourite brands to one of the most disliked. Why? Enshitification. Worse formular, worse packaging, less content.

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u/Wind_Yer_Neck_In 6h ago

What upsets me is that the americans bought Cadbury, the most famous British chocolate brand and immediately ruined it by changing the formula to be cheaper.

The worst part is that their strategy is working, their hold on the UK market took a hit but they expanded aggressively into the rest of the EU and other foreign markets (places that never tried it when it was good) and are now making more money than ever.

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u/avocadorancher 6h ago

That explains why Cadbury I got in London tasted the same as Canada. I thought the European chocolate being better thing was just a hoax after that

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u/LargeCabbageThrower 6h ago

Pro tip, if it says Dairy Milk on the wrapper then it still tastes good. Their buyout was conditional that they don't change the Dairy Milk recipe, so instead they just started making more and more Cadbury's products not use Dairy Milk.

If it doesn't say it's Dairy Milk on the wrapper then it will be the cheap crap.

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u/HobbitousMaximus 5h ago

I thought it was dairy milk produced in the UK so you need a specific factory code. Only eat OBO chocolate.

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u/2beagles 3h ago

I think it's changed now. I had a fruit and nut dairy milk bar recently and it has the vomit flavor. It's one of the very few chocolates I occasionally crave. I'm sad. I'll find something else or I'll have to source it from Europe.

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u/GreenSmokeRing 5h ago

What Cadbury makes in the UK can’t legally be labeled chocolate in the US because it contains vegetable oils.   

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u/Submediocrity 6h ago

I thought I was going crazy, thought it tasted a bit different

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u/MairusuPawa 6h ago

Same with Coca Cola and McDonald's. Not good food and still took over everything, destroying a lot in their paths.

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u/Krogsly 3h ago

Welcome to the true American experience. Everything you once loved will be bought by a larger company, exported to cheaper(read slave labor) production, with inferior substiture ingredients until it no longer resembles the thing you previously knew.

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u/DigNitty 6h ago

https://www.iflscience.com/like-cheesy-vomit-why-does-american-chocolate-taste-so-weird-to-europeans-81838

Butyric acid is present in American chocolate and not so much in European.

If you can’t stand Hershey’s specifically, this is probably why. Some people have a height edges sensitivity to butyric acid. And it makes American chocolate inedible.

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u/fuandyourusername 7h ago

Tony's Chocolonely is the ideal

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u/Habitualflagellant14 6h ago

I like their stuff. It's also less expensive than the euro brands like Lindt.

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u/Cat_world_domination 6h ago

Tony's Chocolonely is a Dutch brand.

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u/Habitualflagellant14 6h ago edited 6h ago

I did not know that! Thanks. I like it even more now. EDIT: Just looked them up. Made in Belgium actually.

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u/Cat_world_domination 5h ago

It's apparently majority-owned by a Belgian investment firm, but it is founded and headquartered in the Netherlands. Not sure about the production process but I suppose Belgium is a big chocolate country so it would make sense.

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u/Habitualflagellant14 4h ago

Just looked at my bar of dark chocolate. It says Belgium. For some reason I thought it was a US made item.

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u/CrazyLi825 6h ago

Absolutely amazing chocolate. Even Ghirardelli would be a massive upgrade over Hershey though

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u/IcyUnicornOwl 6h ago

Talking about awful chocolate and recommending Milka as the good chocolate is kinda wild.

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u/CLG-BluntBSE 6h ago

Literally.

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u/spacepiratefrog 5h ago

Y'all have shitty chocolate too lmao, try some of the chocolate that isn't made as cheaply as possible

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u/poisontadpole 6h ago

even americans know hershey is among the worst of the worst chocolate. and this will be hard to believe, but it's not the only brand available either. in fact, milka is even sold in the USA!

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u/Comfortable-Gap3124 6h ago

Don't you know. America only has American food and we're completely ignorant of all non-american food. I hear this all the time on the Internet. So, it must be true.

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u/SherfOfBoringSprings 5h ago

Redditor don’t overgeneralize Americans into a single harmful stereotype challenge (impossible)

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u/TheHumanFromSpace 5h ago

Dude I fuckin love Hershey’s. I will just eat a plain bar of Hershey’s milk chocolate and it goes hard. Not to mention the cookies and cream bars

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u/SoriAryl 29m ago

Cookies and crème bar or the almonds hersheys are my jam

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u/DanceWonderful3711 6h ago

Was it always? I'm English and loved it as a kid, but haven't tried it in years.

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u/Doomhammer24 5h ago

Hersheys recipe has never changed your tastes just did

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u/DanceWonderful3711 5h ago

I didn't eat it that much tbf. It was new and expensive when I was a kid.

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u/FinnishMafiaFan 6h ago

Actually, you can blame that on the founder. He was trying to copy the heavily guarded milk chocolate making process from Europe by using food scientists. The guy who managed to make him a chocolate bar was like "oops, I messed up and soured the milk, but that is easily fixable" and the founder decided that the sour taste would make the chocolate bar stand out in the market. As if undercutting the imported chocolate price by a huge amount wouldn't.

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u/vimtuoso 6h ago

This is all horse shit. Hershey was solving a different problem, they had more challenging logistics when trying to keep dairy fresh. Hershey needed a more stable form of milk and a byproduct of that process was butyric acid.

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u/Glittering_Self_9538 6h ago

I love all of the different explanations for Hershey’s taste, this is actually the correct answer

They’re not willing dumping in vats of butyric acids lol

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u/MoobooMagoo 5h ago edited 5h ago

That's not what happened. Chocolate was a drink for basically all of humanity and you drank it a lot like coffee which included putting milk into it.

Then in the 1800s people started to experiment with making solid chocolate out of cocoa butter. But you still need to put milk in because without it chocolate tastes awful. But the problem was that milk spoils so you couldn't make it shelf stable. But then people tried making it with powdered milk which worked well enough. Then Nestle came up with the idea to use condensed milk which worked even better and started selling the first mass produced, commercial chocolates (it was actually Nestle's neighbor that made the chocolates and Nestle just provided the milk, but that's not super important to this particular conversation). Then Hershey was trying to find a cheaper way to make shelf stable chocolate, and one of his workers came up with the idea to cook it low and slow for a long time, which broke down the fat and worked for exactly what Hershey was going for. Which also produced Butyric acid which gave the chocolate a tangy flavor, but it also gave a much snappier texture which is something that people generally like in a chocolate bar.

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u/Made_Bail 7h ago

American chocolate is pretty gross compared to overseas. I didn't even realize until I tried Canadian, and hoooly shit.

https://giphy.com/gifs/12zfAjyQ3RZNSw

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u/Swift0sword 7h ago

Wait, is Canadian Hersheys different to American? Coming from Europe I got used to Hersheys pretty quickly

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u/Made_Bail 7h ago

I didn't have Hershey in Canada, I can't remember the brand but it was something I've never seen in the US.

I also miss Old Dutch chips. So bad.

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u/Dramatic-Text8564 6h ago

I live in Canada and I can confirm that the first time I tasted a Hersheys kisses I tought they were expired

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u/Swift0sword 6h ago

I'll just chalk this up as evidence for "I will eat literally anything that looks edible" then lol

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u/broken_toyz_in_ON 5h ago

The No Name milk chocolate bar from my local No Frills is my goto. As good as old school Cadbury.

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u/GachaHell 6h ago

It's different. Ours is more of a soft milky texture if you get the bar or a grainy dark chocolate if you get kisses.

Source: many cross border trips back when I was trying to make it work with an American.

Our KD is also vastly superior.

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u/ptype 5h ago

Our KD is also vastly superior. 

95% of Americans are just gonna shrug at that statement because they have no idea what that means lol

(Spoiler, it's Kraft Macaroni and Cheese)

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u/shave_your_eyebrows Shave Your Eyebrows 7h ago

Someone needs to give you a Tolberone

go my fiery bulblax

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u/Made_Bail 7h ago

Im too poor to even look at toblerone

https://giphy.com/gifs/La7P30FM3sTDrwntki

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u/Huckleberry-9477 6h ago

i freaking love toblerone. also quite fond of tony’s chocolonely, which i’ve been seeing recently

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u/coolcoots 6h ago

Tony’s Chocolonely with salted almonds and toffee is almost a sexual experience for me.

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u/Orinoco123 4h ago

Toblerone got sold and got moved out of Switzerland btw. Not worth it anymore.

Also fun fact that's why they had to take the Matterhorn off thier label as it's not a swiss endorsed product anymore.

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u/PotentialConcert6249 7h ago

I had a similar experience when I tried some little chocolates during a trip to Mexico.

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u/N1N1nchT00l5 6h ago

Today I'm learning you aren't from America. Where are you from?

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u/INoMakeMistake 6h ago

Definitely from Europe. We have Belgium Chocolate the best in the world.

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u/Ikrit122 6h ago edited 6h ago

You Americans need to eat Milka or somethin

Triolade is my favorite Milka bar. It's a giant bar with milk, white, and dark chocolate. I used to eat it often when I lived in Austria. Unfortunately, they don't have it in the international shops in my area. But when I have a hankering, I can always grab Kuhflecken (cow spots) which is milk chocolate with "spots" of white chocolate, from a local store. Way better than the cheap chocolate we have in the US.

Do you have a favorite?

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u/mrs-monroe 6h ago

Trying a Flake bar for the first time was a game changer. I haven't tasted chocolate that good in so many years 💦👅🥵

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u/towblerone 5h ago

we do have milka in the US, but you should try some smaller brands and see how they compare. i used to live in pennsylvania and they had two small local chocolate companies that i thought were really good: sarris, and betsy ann.

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u/kurokitsune91 6h ago

Regular Hersheys chocolate is ass and probably one of the worst examples of American candy.

We'd eat more Milka if they didn't have expensive import prices.

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u/Maleficent_Use_5185 6h ago

Theres a reason i only enjoy the Cookies and Cream kisses. Still taste not very good, but its still better

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u/holyoctopus 6h ago

I freaking love Milka. In the states you can get good chocolate but just need to stay away from the big guys. I'm a big fan of Taza Chocolate.

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u/SomeNotTakenName 6h ago

Milka? cmon sib, do better.

At least set the standard at Lind or something...

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u/shave_your_eyebrows Shave Your Eyebrows 6h ago

Lindt is overrated as hell lmao, I'd make myself submissive and breedable for a dairy milk

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u/Merc_Mike Comic Crossover 6h ago

Buddy of mine is a former Rugby player for the Salford Devils and had some of these delivered to him.

Funny story: We hung out a bar in SFLA. He would share these with the waitresses and bartenders. They became raccoons digging through trash, coming around to get some chocolates. It was hilarious to see them gather around because they were so good. I really liked these.

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u/FrostyCartographer13 6h ago

The process Hershey uses to make milk chocolate sours the milk. You just happen to be very sensitive to the taste of sour milk which is why it tastes like vomit.

Not that Hershey needs a reason to taste like vomit.

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u/82ndGameHead 6h ago

We do.

Mars, Russell Stovers and others. Hershey has the widest reach, tho. And the most hype.

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u/diekillerdaboss 6h ago

Come get the real shit in Mexico, where it was discovered

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u/Squeezitgirdle 6h ago

Some of we Americans import our chocolate from other countries.

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u/DesignerCorner3322 6h ago

Butyric Acid. it mimics to some degree/speeds up the aging process of the chocolate that Hersheys/American companies couldn't keep up with. it has the downside of also making the chocolate taste like vomit but its cheap, so they keep doing it that way.

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u/revdon 5h ago

Hershey tried to reinvent Milk Chocolate without the secret Swiss recipe. Hershey’s imposter process par-soured the milk during preparation causing butyric acid to form; the same chemical that gives stomach acid its distinctness.

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u/Xwalkingxthexcowx 6h ago

I had a teacher in high school that used to work at a Hershey factory. He told us a story about a coworker who came in hung over. At one point, the coworker leaned over the railing and vomited into the large mixing vat. The mixing arm turned one time and the vomit disappeared into the chocolate. No one said anything because they would have to stop the machines to clean it out and that employee would have definitely been fired.

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u/Brokettman 4h ago

Almost certainly untrue, having worked there and in other food manufacturers in central PA. Cameras observed over production 24\7. Leadership eyes everywhere. Quality personel monitoring and testing throughout every batch. Plus there are better stories that are actually true. Like employees falling into the vats to their deaths. Body fluid spill is treated like a national emergency but still unlikely to get fired over it. Batches are discarded for a ton of reasons every day.

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u/zhivago 6h ago

Below the acceptable rat feces level, in any case.

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u/Grumpy_Trucker_85 3h ago

Yeah and in Highschool every one I knew had an uncle that worked at Nintendo....

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u/Definitely-not-ducks 6h ago

If I have a choice I always go for chocolate from outside the United States, our chocolate is terrible by comparison.

Same goes for coffee.

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u/help_stander 6h ago

Babaevski is better

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u/ArtemisInSpace 6h ago

This is how I feel about artificial sweeteners. ESPECIALLY sucralose 🤢

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u/sciencebythemad 6h ago

Milka is great, you can find them in in some American stores or almost in any outside of American stores. At least in my state they are in almost any Asian, middle eastern, European grocery stores.

Also, if you find a lindt store, they sell chocolate that is not wrapped. They are awesome. I recommend them a lot.

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u/ArchaicSoil 6h ago

Stupid eight-year-old me, ruining my chocolate palate forever when my mom got me a treat from the grocery store.

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u/ViolinistCurrent8899 6h ago

I've had Milka. It's definitely better, but not so much better than Hershey's that I'm like "oh my God". Fucking love the Milka Lu's though with that cracker in them.

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u/Kakimochizuke 6h ago

You probably appreciate the same chemical in fine European cheese.

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u/orangina_it_burns 5h ago

They don’t technically put it in there, but it does develop that way, and on purpose, which I think is scandalous.

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u/Unbuckled__Spaghetti 5h ago

You know we have good chocolate too, right? Hersheys is just the cheap mass produced stuff, the McDonalds of the candy world.

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u/ChaoticAquar1us 5h ago

There’s a brand of chocolate bars called Tony’s I HIGHLY recommend them

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u/lumberj73 5h ago

I grew up 15 minutes from Hershey and even spent a summer working at Hershey Park and yeah- their chocolate is TRASH.

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u/MoonStarWarrior 5h ago

As an American I will agree Milka is fantastic

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u/_Ub1k 5h ago

There are numerous American chocolate brands that don't contain butyric acid. Americans have always had access to good chocolate. They prefer the vomit/Parmesan taste due to be raised on it.

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u/InnocentPossum 5h ago

White chocolate cookies and cream heresies is fine but the default chocolate sick flavour is yucky. Cadbury dairy milk forever!!! (They went and changed the recipe of that so its rubbish as well -_-)

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u/CarlosFer2201 5h ago

Are you sure it's not a genetic thing like with cilantro?

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u/rockinghorsefly1313 5h ago

They taste better melted, I swear! M&Ms too! Which is a problem because they designed to be less melty than the average chocolate bar without being properly tempered

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u/Jurani42 5h ago

I’ll throw in Seattle Chocolate Company (Maeve or Jcoco) as an excellent US created chocolate

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u/BeneficialDog22 5h ago

Boy am I glad I don't like milk chocolate

It sucks

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u/Aeliases 4h ago

Milka is a good choice. Every time I'm in ireland, I stock up on months worth of sweets for this reason.

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u/Pommy1337 4h ago

tbh even the choclate from aldis own brand is better than milka, since they changed the recipie a few years ago. now it's basicly overpriced trash. only exception is maybe the dark milk line.

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u/OtakuOran 4h ago

I heard it started as a war rations issue. Chocolate is a really good, simple war meal, and it was given a bitter taste to discourage over-eating. Then people came back from the war and found that chocolate tasted different to how they remembered in the war, so Hershey's started putting the bitter chemicals back in and it just stuck.

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u/reditisrunbypedos 3h ago

I think your taste buds just aren't tastin

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u/Keefyfingaz 3h ago

As someone who actually appreciates quality chocolate, I still love a Hershey bar with almonds in it once in awhile lol. It's kind of its own thing though, kind of like how white chocolate doesn't even have actual cocoa just cocoa butter, but still hits in moderation.

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u/Lorvan 2h ago

As an American, I am so glad that it's now very easy for me to buy at least some kinds of European chocolates that taste better than shit American chocolate.

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u/VeryPteri 2h ago

Lmao I can’t speak for everyone but I don’t think I’ve met anyone that eats chocolate regularly

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u/f3nnies 1h ago

Milka is such shitty quality chocolate. Basi ally brown colored wax. You don't have to like Hersheys but swinging to the other extreme is excessive.

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u/Washing-machine-pro 1h ago

As an american Milka is the goat

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u/AlCapwn351 45m ago

We have good chocolate like Ghirardelli.

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u/ThePiachu 26m ago

So sad Milka was bought up by Cadbury's...

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u/Sp_nach 25m ago

You need to actually look up different chocolate brands from America. There are tons that taste just as good, if not better, than anything Europe can produce. 

Just because y'all hyperfixate on a massive capitalist crap hole company doesn't mean we have bad chocolate or bad taste lmao

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