r/comics • Shave Your Eyebrows • 7h ago

OC- Animated [OC] America's Greatest Sin

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u/Made_Bail 7h ago

For those of you confused, to foreigners, American chocolate tastes like vomit. Here's why!

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/hersheys-chocolate-tastes-like-vomit_l_60479e5fc5b6af8f98bec0cd

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u/AngryMountainClimber 7h ago

American chocolate does not taste like vomit. Hershey's tastes like vomit, most American chocolate is merely subpar.

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u/Made_Bail 6h ago

Eh, Hershey isn't the only company that make shitty vomit chocolate, they're just the most notable. There are, of course, companies that don't/or are better.

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u/Genesis13 6h ago

Palmer also makes terrible vomit chocolate. Theyre the ones that do the little disk ones for easter, halloween, etc.

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u/Wolfwoods_Sister 5h ago

That’s the exact brand I was thinking of. Palmers is FOUL. I don’t know how they stay in business.

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u/AngryMountainClimber 6h ago

What are some other ones? I haven't heard of them, but I am happy to learn about new chocolates to hate.

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u/Made_Bail 6h ago

I know a lot of mass produced and seasonal chocolate uses the butyric acid, like the chocolate eggs that go in Easter baskets and such. Also most generic brands at places like walmart. Also, its hard to tell, because companies do not list butyric acid as an ingredient. If I understand the chemistry correctly, it forms at as byproduct of the drying process that Hershey pioneered and other chocolatiers have imitated for mass production.

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u/WAisforhaters 6h ago

They're probably owned by Hershey's, or some parent company. We're down to like five companies owning everything here in America.

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u/Ami_Aweirdo 6h ago

Even if they're not owned by Hershey's, some brands imitate Hershey's because "that's how people expect chocolate to taste" same with all the knock off cola brands that try to be coke

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u/possiblyyandere 6h ago

This article says NOTHING matter of factly it's all speculation followed by quotes from official hershy people saying no that speculation is false then more speculation there's no real answers in that article lmao

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u/99LedBalloons 6h ago

Of course if the French had invented milk chocolate they would tell us we just don't have a sophisticated enough palette to appreciate the vomit taste.

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u/bc-bane 6h ago

😂

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u/astralkoi A Wild AstralKoi Appeared!! 7h ago

That thing isn't even chocolate to begin with. Just flavored solidified oil.

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u/Disneyhorse 6h ago

It’s not ALL American chocolate… just the cheap crappy garbage like Hersheys. Try other mass market American chocolates like Ghirardelli, See’s, or Guittard.