Should note that ive lived here for pretty much my whole life and would love to leave. Also tagged this as history since it does talk about the history of the city.
The Colony, TX is an interesting city. With an emphasis on the word 'interesting' and very light on the word 'city'
The mere existence of this town is unlike any other city in the Dallas Metroplex. Most cities in the DFW Metroplex were founded in the 1800s becuse someone thought they were good spots for train stations. But The Colony didnt exist until 1973. And the only reason The Colony even exists at all is becuse some guy who worked for a now-defunct homebuilder wanted to play Cities Skylines, but didn't want to wait half a century for it to come out. im not kidding
And, becuse common sense is an endangered species, people in the seventies heard about this new thing in the middle of nowhere called "the colony" and decided it was a good idea to head over. Good thing it was just a subdivision and not a cult or a Ted Bundy situation.
Now when The Colony started, it was just a nothing town with no McDonald's, grocery stores or easy ways to get there, but fifty years later, it grow into a bustling city with... no McDonald's, grocery stores or easy ways to get there. But at least traffic got super worse, a highway and a superstroad shreds the city, and we have Grandscape now.
Now that you're familiar with the history of The Colony, lets move on to the geography and areas.
The Colony is right by a lake, as evidenced by the slogan "City by the Lake" along with the giant blue splotch adjoining the city on Google maps. But that slogan, along with a pay-to-enter park and a trail, is literally the only thing The City by the Lake does with the lake. Oh wait, there is/was apparently a marina, but that might technically be in Lewisville.
But the lake does keep storms from the city. Couple years ago, a major storm knocked down trees, took out traffic lights, and even destroyed part of my former friends house in a neighboring city, but the extent of damage in The Colony was a few branches that fell.
In addition to the lake, the Colony has four general areas.
The original subdivisions from 1973
The Tribute, a high end golf course/McMansion development built in the 2000s/2010s
Grandscape, a shopping/entertainment district that was built in the lake 2010s/2020s
Austin Ranch, a mixed use residential and shopping development that sprung up around 2000
I already touched on the original parts of the city, and I have almost zero beef with Austin Ranch. That place is awesome, feels very European in their urban design. Only flaw, theres no transit there (theres no transit anywhere in TC, but this area is practically shoved inside of Plano, theres a DART bus route like 2 blocks from there)
So that only leaves the Tribute and Grandscape, and both have lots of material.
The Tribute is a MASSIVE development of McMansions on a street network that is as easy to navigate as an IKEA, and the non refective black street signs dont help. If you feel like spending north of 800k to live the movie Vivarium, but with Texas McMansion architecture and the the non-zero chance of getting hit with a golf ball, this is the place for you.
Grandscape is almost the opposite. Theres still a chance of getting hit by golf balls, but only if you walk into the two mini golf places. Otherwise its just a place for drinking, and overpriced stuff. But at least theres signs that let you know where things are.
Fun fact: at some point in time, The Colony took over another town called Eastvale. This city, some time before the annexation, has a police chief named Joseph Schreibvogel, more commonly known as Joe Exotic. Yes, THAT Joe Exotic.
I guess thats it for the city itself. I have more beef but thats mainly with people/institutions.