Actual religious prostilitizing on a Warhammer sub, wtf are we doing, where are the mods

Edit - The mods took care of it, we're big chilling

Only to remove most of my models in opponents first shooting phase.

However my opponents always have a blast.

OC

(Complimentary)

“It’s model agnostic, much cheaper than warhammer” I say, as if any models and paints aren’t its own rabbit hole.

Like not even from the POV of an infection going off, or army to army I mean, the second the Primordial One exists in 40k it wins. It's the god of "Fuck it, everybody suffers now!" in the 40k universe. The moment a Flood spore spawns, its going to instantly be buffed from all the suffering, transform into Gravemind and be like "Oh shit, for real, that's how we run things here? Bet, let's keep this going!"

You can canonically say that it exits in 40k right now but since everything is working how it wants it's just at the Ghoul Stars watching everything unfold like it's the Super Bowl. The Flood doesn't want to win, it wants everyone else to suck dick for beer money and trust, there's alot of dicks grinding against teeth in 40k.

The entire reason absurdly bullshit things keep happening in 40k could just be it changing realilty so it's that way too. Lucius entire existence could be because The Primoridal One allows it and knows everything will be worse with him around. The Primoridal One could've told Erebus about Chaos, the Primordial One is the person backing the Dark Eldar telling them to keep being over the top ball crushing sweet goblins instead of helping literally at all. All according to cake, as yet another Imperial citizen gets skinned alive and turned into patchment, food and lucky charms.

Fun fact: Every single gold coins in Scrooge famous vault is earned fair and square

On the Tombworld of Nasir, a once great Dynasty lays in decay and ruin, though not all is lost to time. The great works on the Necrontyr and later Necrons stand strong even through the ravages of time, though the same cannot be said for the minds behind these triumphs. The great Lord Amanamun, whose power and influence ruled over swaths of the Dynasty is a shell of the man he once was, prone to times of madness and forgetfulness, he reflects the world he once ruled, greatest taken over by time. Eternally by his side, the love of his once life and now undeath, Parethis the Plasmancer stays by her loves side, using the power of his Heka to work on rebuilding their Tombworld from the passage of time and find a method to restore her love back to his previous glory. Undeterred by what their once scandalous relations would've caused had the court learned of their union, Parethis commands the armies of the dynasty against all would-be intruders while Amanamun battles at the front, his lost mind no determent to his ability to wage war.

A piece of my old metal Necron Lord from 3rd edition and my plasmancer that I played in a Crusade and expanded their story from the battles I fought. Drawn by the extraordinarily talented https://www.tumblr.com/aethira or [u/Volucris-Liga](u/Volucris-Liga)