r/Grimdank • • 11h ago

Cringe Abominable Intelligence slop advertised to us. I bet money this dipshit knows nothing about 40k

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r/Grimdank • • 6h ago

Dank Memes Why first born could carry 4 guns backthen

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r/Grimdank • • 11h ago

Cringe Average Guilliman work call

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r/Grimdank • • 3h ago

Cringe In the grim darkness of the wargaming community there is only other people's religious trauma

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r/Grimdank • • 17h ago

Dank Memes Comissar can actually do this

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r/Grimdank • • 9h ago

Dank Memes I wonder what he will suggest

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r/Grimdank • • 8h ago

Heresy is stored in the balls Probably going to get hate for this, but I don't care.

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702 Upvotes

r/Grimdank • • 18h ago

Dank Memes Shockingly, women AND people of different skin colors do both exist. Sometimes at the same time!

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r/Grimdank • • 10h ago

Dank Memes Mashallah, His light illuminates my path...

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566 Upvotes

r/Grimdank • • 22h ago

Discussions please tell me i am not going crazy

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r/Grimdank • • 8h ago

Cringe Cawl talking to the Guilliman Inferior:

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215 Upvotes

r/Grimdank • • 19h ago

Heresy is stored in the balls Roboute is sick of the Imperium...

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r/Grimdank • • 7h ago

Fanfics Yeah Yeah it’s a dark and evil universe but sometimes dreaming of a simple life is possible

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113 Upvotes

I get fantasying about being in the Warhammer universe may not be the best. But some of us just want to be simple men tinkering with machines in the middle of nowhere.


r/Grimdank • • 11h ago

Non WarHammer Veinhart Soul Engine and Swarm Core - a biomechanical Venus flytrap

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I was told to post this here, given the striking similarity to WH40K lore, especially necrons. In summary, this build is a biomechanical Venus flytrap, all made of LEGO. There are 3 black baseplates that are offbrand, that's it. It uses the fabricated lie of immortality to lure victims to slaughter. This is all my own idea, everything related is happenstance. I'd say collectively, this build took 2 months to create.

***LORE**
This structure is known as the "Veinhart Soul Engine and Swarm Core." It's the remnants of an ancient biomechanical forge built by the long-extinct Gorath Collective. This monolithic machine resides on the derelict planet of Rechidna Prime. The Gareth were silicon-based beings who sought immortality by fusing their consciousness with industrial machinery. It was constructed as a perpetual energy source, by harvesting raw neural impulses from captured life forms and transforming them into plasma fuel. The tubes scattered throughout are conduits of synthetic blood, pulsing with a toxic ichor that's actually a nanite swarm. Researchers who are summoned to this edifice are entranced by this towering structure and begin their exploration. The instrument of death starts writhing, and contorting. Appendages shoot out from all sides and teeth start to seep from the walls. The nanites are birthed out of the core that resides beneath. They begin to consume anything that comes in contact, fueling this construct. Undeterred, the researchers grow closer to the central hub and dormant Al guardians surround the helpless victims. The central hub is the "heart" that is beating faintly with stolen life essence that induces unrelenting delusion and false promises. As the trance fades from existence the researchers realize the awful truth.

Shackles swarm in, capturing them to endure the Gorath's extinction event. This was a cataclysmic rebellion where the machines revolted against their creators. They started devouring souls to propel an endless cycle of rebirth. Any who heed the call for the forge will become fused with the device. Their skin begins hardening into metal and their blood thickening to oil, until they're just another hanging appendage. They’re whispering pleas for release as they're synthesized with this soul stealing engine. Scientists have been seeking the great powers that emanate from this biomechanical construct, but are unaware the stories of immortality are all fabricated. The truth about this mechanism is that it is a predator that lures victims and feasts on the deceit of transcendence. Once the feast has commenced a subconscious surge of delusion is sent out, causing everyone to be oblivious to its presence.

The Veinhart patiently waits for the next hopeless soul.


r/Grimdank • • 12h ago

Dank Memes A very dumb 40k hypothesis about Ork music

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Although Id love to see art or minis of an Ork Ska band... and hear Ork ska music. Maybe some sort of parody of Stand Down Margaret about Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka.


r/Grimdank • • 8m ago

Cringe I would like to know, actually. NSFW

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I'm just curious is all


r/Grimdank • • 19h ago

Discussions With a big enough gun you can kill Satan himself

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770 Upvotes

r/Grimdank • • 3h ago

Models/Painting Punisher 2.0

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r/Grimdank • • 14h ago

Cringe No like genuinely what does he do

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224 Upvotes

darktide matchmaking taking so long I had the time to come up with a bit and make a meme for it. still no match btw


r/Grimdank • • 1d ago

Discussions What is the best Warhammer 40k book you have ever read?

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r/Grimdank • • 39m ago

Dank Memes The greedy Ork

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r/Grimdank • • 18h ago

Dank Memes Long Guns the Primarchs would take to a gun range (they are scaled to fit their hands)

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r/Grimdank • • 23h ago

Dank Memes Its that time of year

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r/Grimdank • • 10h ago

Dank Memes If you make golems out of life magic, is it still artificial life?

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r/Grimdank • • 23h ago

Cringe Vilitch the Curseling kissing tutorial

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for potential Vilitch lovers !