r/Grimdank • u/Cautious_Air4964 • 7h ago
Non WarHammer The average Ordo Xenos experiment
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u/Comfortable_Ant_8303 6h ago
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u/Mythosaurus 5h ago
Esad Ribić doing his thing. I first started reading comic around 2015 when Secret Wars was the big event, so his art style is instantly recognizable
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u/Draxos92 Mongolian Biker Gang 7h ago
I need more context
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u/Cautious_Air4964 7h ago
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u/Throughaway04 6h ago
My guess is that these guys are generic xenomorph cultists.
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u/Cautious_Air4964 6h ago
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u/JRPG_Torkelson 3h ago
Is that a organic steel xeno? Oh fuck.
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u/Cautious_Air4964 3h ago
Made from the DNA of the x men and mister sinister
Look closely , you see the diamond on its head
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u/JRPG_Torkelson 3h ago
"I took the perfect killing machine and made it even worse."
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u/Right-Yam-5826 3h ago
Sinister: "it's what I do. It's what I ALWAYS do. The fact you're still shocked by this is all proof of your own naivety'
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u/Informal_Self_5671 4h ago
Well, this was the Avengers/Aliens crossover, and Sinister checked out the xenomorph and decided he was on it's side now. Naturally, this fucked things up for a lot of people.
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u/Competitive-Half-863 2h ago
Did it also fucked up sinister in the end? Like it’s always with xenomorphs?
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u/the_crepuscular_one Farseer seeing far 1h ago
He kinda turned himself into a xenomorph, merging his dna with the alien's. This new Sinister xenomorph then promptly destroyed the rest of the Sinister clones in a rather humorous exchange.
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u/Scared_Can_5571 imma crack the tyranids and NO ONE CAN STOP ME 1h ago
it's from the marvel vs aliens crossover. iirc mr sinister thinks xenomorphs are the perfect life form and has his clones shoot facehuggers out of t-shirt cannons at people to make more xenomorphs
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u/Cautious_Air4964 6h ago
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u/Informal_Self_5671 4h ago
"Have you ever considered cloning yourself hundreds of times, putting all of yourselves on an island, and have them work together until you all kill each other and the last survivor becomes the new you?"
"You are a disgusting degenerate. Tell me more."
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u/rantOclock 4h ago
I'm going to kill this fool and steal both his research and his cape/cloak - both of them having the exact same thought
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u/lone_float 6h ago
I find it funny, and in the most absurd way. Sinister made a T-shirt cannon for facehuggers.
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u/TrillionSpiders 6h ago
improve society - ❌
give an orangutan a gun - ✔️
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u/dembadger 5h ago
To be fair, the orangutan just kinda.. made their own gun out of random parts
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u/TrillionSpiders 1h ago
that's what the ordo xenos wants you to think. i've done conclusive tests on this, and not once did the orangutan make a gun when i gave it a box of scraps. on the other hand, when i gave it a gun it immediately killed several dozen people while holding up the local manufactorium.
father and mother have cut my allowance, but i know i'm on to something!
- excerpt from "the truth is out there" weekly column for necromunda hive nobility.
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u/Unu51 2h ago
And yet the X-Men let this guy have a seat of power on Krakoa.
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u/Cautious_Air4964 2h ago
If you've read the sins of sinister story , you know why it was a horrible idea in every way
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u/JBR_4025 16m ago
If they didn’t put him on a fancy chair he would have come to Krakoa to turn them into fancy chairs that were still alive and conscious
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u/Skraekling 29m ago
I still don't understand why they put mutant Unit 731 in charge of anything, imagine someone post WWII putting Mengele as the minister of Health or some shit.
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u/Camel_Slayer45 beakies with shark teeth enjoyer 26m ago
Wow who'd ever put horrendous war criminals in positions of power
Totes beyond the pale
Just uh don't look too deeply at post ww2 history
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u/Skraekling 21m ago
Yeha i know we have a problem with the far right but at least we owned the commies so hard ! /s
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u/Trips-Over-Tail 5h ago
When first introduced to Inquisitor I homebrewed a gun that shoots Primarchs.
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u/KingCatgut Vulkan was justified 2h ago
It amazes me a guy named mister sinsiter isn't killed in these comics the second they do anything to show themselves
Like seriously
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u/Impossible-Run-6279 3h ago
If I remember correctly he was like a krokoa leader new to magneto and if my memory is not wrong this guy worked for the third weirch






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u/Ok_Protection8223 7h ago