r/Grimdank • • 7h ago

Non WarHammer The average Ordo Xenos experiment

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u/Ok_Protection8223 7h ago

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u/HosWidamos 6h ago

I haven't seen this image in a LONG ass time.

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u/BhanosBar 5h ago

What the fuck is that skull??

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u/Ok_Protection8223 5h ago

It's a Frank.

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u/Comfortable_Ant_8303 6h ago

I was rolling when I first read this. Their faces, the Sinister in the back, lmao

They were subsequently cannon fodder themselves if I remember correctly

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u/Cautious_Air4964 6h ago

Yes

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u/JBR_4025 14m ago

Oh god the xenonorph is smiling for real.

Run

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u/_Fun_Employed_ 5h ago

Is this from Alien Vs Marvel or something?

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u/Mythosaurus 5h ago

Esad Ribić doing his thing. I first started reading comic around 2015 when Secret Wars was the big event, so his art style is instantly recognizable

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u/Draxos92 Mongolian Biker Gang 7h ago

I need more context

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u/Cautious_Air4964 7h ago

Marvel's crossover comic series avengers vs aliens

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u/GoarSpewerofSecrets 6h ago

Just another Alien invasion to ole Apoc.

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u/DESTRUCTI0NAT0R Praise the Man-Emperor 3h ago

At least somebody is having fun.

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u/Throughaway04 6h ago

My guess is that these guys are generic xenomorph cultists.

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u/Cautious_Air4964 6h ago

What dante saw when he faced the swarm lord

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u/JRPG_Torkelson 3h ago

Is that a organic steel xeno? Oh fuck.

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u/Cautious_Air4964 3h ago

Made from the DNA of the x men and mister sinister

Look closely , you see the diamond on its head

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u/JRPG_Torkelson 3h ago

"I took the perfect killing machine and made it even worse."
"Why?!"

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u/Right-Yam-5826 3h ago

Sinister: "it's what I do. It's what I ALWAYS do. The fact you're still shocked by this is all proof of your own naivety'

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u/Cautious_Air4964 3h ago

Sinister: I defeated darwin

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u/Edgyspymainintf2 5h ago

Incorrect it's a swarm of Mr Sinister's

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u/Informal_Self_5671 4h ago

Well, this was the Avengers/Aliens crossover, and Sinister checked out the xenomorph and decided he was on it's side now. Naturally, this fucked things up for a lot of people.

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u/Competitive-Half-863 2h ago

Did it also fucked up sinister in the end? Like it’s always with xenomorphs?

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u/the_crepuscular_one Farseer seeing far 1h ago

He kinda turned himself into a xenomorph, merging his dna with the alien's. This new Sinister xenomorph then promptly destroyed the rest of the Sinister clones in a rather humorous exchange.

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u/Scared_Can_5571 imma crack the tyranids and NO ONE CAN STOP ME 1h ago

it's from the marvel vs aliens crossover. iirc mr sinister thinks xenomorphs are the perfect life form and has his clones shoot facehuggers out of t-shirt cannons at people to make more xenomorphs

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u/Cautious_Air4964 6h ago

The things these two would create together

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u/Ashzaroth 6h ago

Said things would be sinister and vile.

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u/Informal_Self_5671 4h ago

"Have you ever considered cloning yourself hundreds of times, putting all of yourselves on an island, and have them work together until you all kill each other and the last survivor becomes the new you?"

"You are a disgusting degenerate. Tell me more."

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u/rantOclock 4h ago

I'm going to kill this fool and steal both his research and his cape/cloak - both of them having the exact same thought

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u/TorchbeareroftheStar 6h ago

Th ultimate predator and the ultimate Schizo

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u/Informal_Self_5671 4h ago

But which is which?

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u/AccomplishedLayer884 6h ago

Did anyone else read Sinister’s lines in Vector’s voice?

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u/Waldomatic 6h ago

I read it like he’s voiced by Skeletor tbh

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u/lone_float 6h ago

I find it funny, and in the most absurd way. Sinister made a T-shirt cannon for facehuggers.

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u/blackstafflo 6h ago

"What could go wrong?" - the inventor of this weapon .

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u/Lmaoboat 6h ago

Ordo Xenos? Those are obviously harlequins.

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u/TrillionSpiders 6h ago

improve society - ❌

give an orangutan a gun - ✔️

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u/dembadger 5h ago

To be fair, the orangutan just kinda.. made their own gun out of random parts

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u/NotAHypnotoad 4h ago

In a cave, with a box of scraaaaaps

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u/TrillionSpiders 1h ago

that's what the ordo xenos wants you to think. i've done conclusive tests on this, and not once did the orangutan make a gun when i gave it a box of scraps. on the other hand, when i gave it a gun it immediately killed several dozen people while holding up the local manufactorium.

father and mother have cut my allowance, but i know i'm on to something!

- excerpt from "the truth is out there" weekly column for necromunda hive nobility.

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u/HosWidamos 6h ago

Holy shit, The monarch just shot that guy in the face!

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u/Ferrus_Manus_Xth Hates "head" jokes. 6h ago

I first thought the guns were making "TOOT" noises.

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u/Unu51 2h ago

And yet the X-Men let this guy have a seat of power on Krakoa.

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u/Cautious_Air4964 2h ago

If you've read the sins of sinister story , you know why it was a horrible idea in every way

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u/JBR_4025 16m ago

If they didn’t put him on a fancy chair he would have come to Krakoa to turn them into fancy chairs that were still alive and conscious

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u/Skraekling 29m ago

I still don't understand why they put mutant Unit 731 in charge of anything, imagine someone post WWII putting Mengele as the minister of Health or some shit.

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u/Camel_Slayer45 beakies with shark teeth enjoyer 26m ago

Wow who'd ever put horrendous war criminals in positions of power

Totes beyond the pale

Just uh don't look too deeply at post ww2 history

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u/Skraekling 21m ago

Yeha i know we have a problem with the far right but at least we owned the commies so hard ! /s

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u/Thunder_Volter Mongolian Biker Gang 6h ago

Why does that Mister Sinister look like Danhausen

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u/Trips-Over-Tail 5h ago

When first introduced to Inquisitor I homebrewed a gun that shoots Primarchs.

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u/KingCatgut Vulkan was justified 2h ago

It amazes me a guy named mister sinsiter isn't killed in these comics the second they do anything to show themselves

Like seriously

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u/xx_swegshrek_xx The planet broke before the guard 6h ago

Squid launcher

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u/Impossible-Run-6279 3h ago

If I remember correctly he was like a krokoa leader new to magneto and if my memory is not wrong this guy worked for the third weirch