r/Grimdank • u/Ancient_Doctor_7738 Kill seven billion fantasy fans • 11h ago

Heresy is stored in the balls What’s your reason for shitting your pants today?

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u/Hot_Fee_8941 Charon's Pet Crow 10h ago

had too much soup

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u/Nuker707 NOT ENOUGH DAKKA 10h ago

Soup from the Soup Man

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u/Turkeyplague 7h ago

I preferred 10 seconds ago, before I knew this image existed.

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u/KonoAnonDa Doge Vandire's bastard son, and r/Grimdank's local chad scalie. 9h ago

Like a rat.

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u/ParrotFerret 4h ago

Mmmmm delicious Flamma

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u/Phurbie_Of_War Super Silly Solitaire 🤡 10h ago

Malal: as an act of rebellion 

Cegorach: because it’s funny

Big E: Grew up without a toilet

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u/KonoAnonDa Doge Vandire's bastard son, and r/Grimdank's local chad scalie. 9h ago edited 3h ago

Big E: "Back in my day, I just shat on the floor of my hut and magic’d it away with my psyker powers. But kids these days all have fancy indoor plumbing and stuff. They probably can’t even hunt a mammoth with just a spear like their forefathers did!"

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u/Phurbie_Of_War Super Silly Solitaire 🤡 9h ago

Malcador: “Back in your day people also thought the earth rotated around the sun”

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u/KonoAnonDa Doge Vandire's bastard son, and r/Grimdank's local chad scalie. 8h ago

Big E: "It doesn’t?"

Malcador: "Please tell me you’re not fucking serious."

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u/Phurbie_Of_War Super Silly Solitaire 🤡 8h ago

Big E: “Well the stars belong to humanity so of course the sun revolves-“

Valdor walks into the room

Valdor: ”WHAT SMELLS LIKE MORTARION?!”

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u/KonoAnonDa Doge Vandire's bastard son, and r/Grimdank's local chad scalie. 8h ago

Big E: "It's called aura, my Captain-General!"

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u/TACOTONY02 9h ago

Just make the throne porcelain

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u/qchto 9h ago

This came to me in a dream (technically a nap):

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u/usumoio 10h ago

Tzeentch shits his pants because his neighbor is planning to wear brown pants tomorrow.

Don't question his logic!!!

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u/Dugoloid 8h ago

For the greater poo

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u/alguien99 7h ago

The death guard Let’s It crust For extra light armor

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u/Various_Champion_96 6h ago

I think this is the first time I've actually been grossed out by Death Guard stuff even a little bit, Good Job

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u/Loubbe 10h ago

I was hungry

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u/Lol_Lmao_0118 6h ago

Shits on you cuz they can

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u/Ancient_Doctor_7738 Kill seven billion fantasy fans 6h ago

Is that who I suspect to be?

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u/AWiseOlToaster 8h ago

Chaos Undevided: E all the above

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u/SvenSeder Inquisitor Interrogator 10h ago

I feel like slaanesh would be “because they ate more food than being should be capable of”

Scat doesn’t feel excessive, just gross.

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u/Coeusthelost I am Alpharius 7h ago

Excessively gross. Also sex.

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u/ConceptLive9774 My kitchen is corrupted by Nurgle 9h ago

Out of memory

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u/Xtrillon69420 6h ago

Food poisoning

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u/the_real_lemartes Secretly 3 squats in a long coat 1h ago

You could also say for tzeentch that you werent sure if it was a fart or not

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u/Link2017_botw 1h ago

I shat myself FOR THE EMPEROR