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No matter how many times it landed on heads previously, the theoretical probability of the next flip is still 50%

I was off work yesterday so I went on a 4th date with this guy I absolutely loved it we were together all day and was going to end on a happy note but I missed the bottom step, ate ass and now have a broken foot. He was sweet enough to drive me and stay with me until my sister came

This is a minimum wage retail store in central OK.

Moved into a place with revolving tenants and the first night my lungs hurt so bad. Decided to try to change the filters and saw this.

It doesn’t hurt but it’s annoying as hell

YES I MOISTURIZE

Paid for $30 and it auto stopped here.

So we got back from a week away to a notice from code enforcement that we need to clear and keep clear the back half of our driveway.

After a little investigation, we figured out that our neighbors (whose house sits on the property line) had some electrical work done. Somehow, both the electric company and whoever grants permits with the city believe that we granted them an easement of our driveway, and they went ahead & got the permit & and did the work awhile back.

Now, the neighbors are in trouble with the electric inspector bc our wood pile and car block the required abatement. So the neighbors called code enforcement to cite us for a violation. Which I suppose they hoped would get the electric inspector off their backs. (The electric inspector said he’s been on their case for weeks, but they just ignore him.)

The electric inspector and the code enforcement officer were completely unaware of each others involvement…I had to give them each others numbers.

At least, that’s what I understand, but it all just seems so…idiotic? Like why would the neighbors lie about an easement, and how did so many people believe that we’d give an easement of our driveway (that we actively use)? What happened to “believe, but verify?” What a dumb thing to use up city resources.

Shot out the entire center, but lost because of a microscopic speck of pink you couldn't possibly see from a distance. You can even see the grey mark where one of the pellets actually hit that exact spot. What’s even more upsetting is we had extra pellets left thinking we had already won 😭

So I finally decided to pay the $50/mo for an underground parking spot at my apartment complex, but every parking spot has a really inconvenient pillar in it..

Last week I saw on facebook that it was my childhood best friend's birthday, so I wished her a happy birthday. She responded and said that since we're in the same city for the first time in awhile, we should get lunch! I said yes and we decided on a place. Then this happened. At some point this morning I remembered she did this to me once before, years ago. Ffs

fyi this whole scene is like 10 minutes long and fully in italian and i have no idea what is happening

This girl has been on and off texting me for months. Every two months ever since my last relationship ended this girl I met through my old job has been taking wild shots for almost a full year now. At first I was nice and friendly with her, but we didnt really vibe well and she lives far away, so I told her I didn’t like her, she and I didn’t talk for about 3 months.

Now every 2 months is the same thing. She texts me “u up?” As I’m literally closing my eyes and begs me to reconsider. I’ve tried being nice and letting her know I’m not into her, I don’t think we’d be good friends, but I wish her all the best. I tried being distant and obviously disinterested, and at this point I’m just being blunt. Finally, I blocked her, maybe now she’ll get the message.

Over all, these texts don’t ruin my day, but I’d be lying if this girl didn’t infuriate me with how often she blatantly ignores how many times I say no.

The image was the last thing we said to each other before I decided to finally pull the plug.

Isn't it HORRIBLE when you feel you're cooking on an assignment, and you flip the page and realise everything you wrote can be seen on the other side? Really pisses me off, ruins the flow and sanctity of your mental state 🫩

I was studying Hindi and realised I had to share this agony with the rest of the world.