r/mildlyinfuriating • • 10h ago

Infuriatig Pillars..

So I finally decided to pay the $50/mo for an underground parking spot at my apartment complex, but every parking spot has a really inconvenient pillar in it..

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u/ColdFreezer 10h ago

Whoever planned this parking lot didn’t do any planning. This is horrible.

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u/Zogonzo 9h ago

It was probably planned for X number of spaces, but they decided they could add 10 more spaces and make another $500 a month and did it without caring how shitty it made it for everyone

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u/framingXjake 9h ago

More likely that slanted slots weren't planned but became a requirement later in the planning stage. Structural pillars were already approved where they were so this was the solution. Idk how or why it was ever approved, though.

Source: civil engineer, had to figure out similar problems before

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u/Fun-Title4224 44m ago

This is clearly it. If the bays were straight, the pillars would work

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u/Ltjenkins 8h ago

I assume that too. It’s so obvious it’s what they did at the hospital we go to for my wife’s pregnancy visits. But all that ends up happening is everyone with their SUVs park like a jack ass and half the spots get wasted anyway. So I assume fewer cars are able to park now than when the spots were 8 inches wider.

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u/Empyrealist Does this look blue to you? 8h ago

I'm gonna guess that it was not originally planned as a parking garage, or not one as densely fitted as modern ones

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u/huhhuhh81 33m ago

Or just smaller spaces

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u/terminal_nervoso 10h ago

Obviously support bracing pillars need to go where they need to go but OMG those spaces are so badly laid out that it’s not even funny. This goes beyond mildly infuriating to downright ridiculous.

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u/dyslexicAlphabet 10h ago

this falls more on the planning of parking spaces. the pillars gotta do what they gotta do.

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u/terminal_nervoso 10h ago

That’s pretty much exactly what I said.

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u/KrombopulosNickel 9h ago

Calm down. He's dyslexic hahaha

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u/terminal_nervoso 9h ago

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u/KrombopulosNickel 9h ago

I myself once dabbled in pacifism. Not on reddit of course.

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u/DrezzdenRei 8h ago

Say what you will about the tenets of Reddiquette, Dude, at least it's an ethos.

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u/terminal_nervoso 6h ago

Yeah well, that’s just like, your comment man

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u/dyslexicAlphabet 10h ago

wow you must be fun to hang around.

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u/PoopyBloopy2 10h ago

You added nothing and acted like they didn't just say it lol. This one's on you, bub.

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u/Waxxedupmind 9h ago

Wow you must be fun to hang around

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u/Asleep_Current912 10h ago

wow you must be fun to hang around

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u/ColdFreezer 9h ago edited 9h ago

You repeated what they said.

The person who made the comment that you repeated, said you repeated what they said.

Why are you upset by that?

Are you a parrot? If you are I can maybe understand this behavior.

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u/terminal_nervoso 9h ago

Damn right I am

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u/creedsblog69 10h ago

projecting.

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u/BlankStareFace 9h ago

Parking garage sponsored by the local body shop

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u/jonb72 10h ago

You didn’t look down there first?

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u/jetteh22 10h ago

They probably weren’t told which space was theirs ahead of time

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u/rygdav 10h ago

The spaces don’t look like they’re marked in anyway, so it’s likely first come first served

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u/BrightWubs22 8h ago

Are apartment parking spots normally numbered if you're given one specific spot? As opposed to being allowed to park anywhere in the lot.

I assumed so but I could be wrong.

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u/jetteh22 8h ago

You’re probably right. I’ve also seen them numbered on the beams above the spot instead of on the concrete but OP did say “all the spots”
Implying not just theirs.

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u/jonb72 9h ago

OP said every spot was affected. I doubt that, but…

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u/Blazed-n-Dazed 9h ago

For $50 a month maze of death is all we can offer sorry 😂

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u/Rebelpine 9h ago

I see that no one is even parked down there. Tell them to fix the lines and they would sell more spaces, that might actually motivate management to do something.

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u/macail 10h ago

If they were moved just 1.5 ft over (?) to the left then all would have been good. That space by the wall could just be made into walking space. What a waste of time.

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u/TekieScythe Found my Zen 9h ago

THATS NOT EVEN AN EFFICIENT WAY TO ARRANGE THEM!

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u/[deleted] 8h ago

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u/Smokin_belladonna 5h ago

yep, it's this. Striping gets repainted all the time. Fuckin' architects

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u/EmilioMolesteves 8h ago

It's either that or aligned with the posts and leave a gap in between each pillar and hashed out dead space near the middle walls. They definitely chose chaos and a few more spots over order and a few less spots.

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u/WhatTheFlox 10h ago

Should have just made the spot next to it handicap/wheelchair only parking, and the spot the pillars are in as the accessible area next to it for no one to park in.

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u/YandereValkyrie 10h ago

If only they had a way to make those parking spaces line up straight at a right angle with the pillars like a normal parking garage...

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u/BanishedInPerpetuity 10h ago

Convenient if you like the building erect

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u/zcewaunt 10h ago

$50/month is a great price, you must live in a small city.

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u/StoneFish_02119 9h ago

Ya, I'm in Boston and I was looking for the infuriating part. But I understand if the standards are different where u are, then yes, that's not so fun. Even where I am I get real upset when I inevitably bag the door on a concrete pillar. Have that paint pen handy:)

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u/rygdav 10h ago

Really? Genuinely asking; I’ve never paid for parking at an apartment. That price seems super high to me with zero experience and nothing to compare it to

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u/zcewaunt 9h ago

It's low for underground, yeah. I live in a medium sized city and it's about $150/mo for underground. Above ground parking might go for $50/mo.

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u/rygdav 9h ago

I’ve never lived in a big apartment building or complex before, but I do work in them. The ones with fancy gated garages or lots I’m always curious how much the parking is.

Sometimes I look up the prices of apartments online, but never see anything about parking. Thanks to Reddit, I know I live in a very cheap city, but still flabbergasted at some apartment prices. Thankfully, I scored a super cheap house so hopefully I won’t ever have to worry about rent prices

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u/benskieast 9h ago

It takes $250 a month minimum to cover the full cost indoor parking, and considerably more if it is underground. Outdoor parking is mostly land costs, so it is location dependent. A lot of places offer it for less because they were legally mandated to build more than they needed and it doesn't save you much money to keep it empty to you might as well give it away cheap. Similarly you could split the costs between workers and residents who are unlikely to be there at the same time. There are between 800 million and 2 billion parking spaces in the US so parking in general is just way overbuilt.

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u/IndependentPutrid564 7h ago

Yeah, but like half of those are at Walmart and Costco

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u/zcewaunt 9h ago

Where I live, car break-ins at underground garages are rampant. And the landlord takes no responsibility for it ("park at your own risk") even though you pay. I don't envy the people that have to use them.

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u/ilysmtihmh81 9h ago

I pay $300 in Seattle for garage parking 🤮

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u/Almighty_Dark_Lord 7h ago

Chicago guest working for one day in 2005 was $83 for me. I asked them how they slept at night

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u/[deleted] 9h ago edited 9h ago

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u/StoneFish_02119 9h ago

Btw I get around Boston 90% of the time on a bike or using the bus/subway

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u/bean_fritter 9h ago

I pay $180 a month.

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u/jimmyd10 9h ago

$250 is normal in DC

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u/Reasonable-Grade-456 4h ago

yeah it's fairly good

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u/cowpie184 9h ago

Just rent some tools from home depot and remove the pillars, they can’t need all of them

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u/SmallPurplePeopleEat 9h ago

I mean, what's the likelihood that they're load bearing pillars? Probably just decorative.

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u/kacheow 9h ago

Most spacious European garage

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u/Independent-Lynx9476 BLUE 8h ago

This feels like the parking was planned to be 99-degree spots and were later changed to angled parking. Column layout is different if you do angled parking. Client was an idiot for making this change and the engineering company that designed it shouldn't be allowed to practice if they let the client do this. 

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u/Asleep_Current912 10h ago

how big is your car

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u/cottoneyerobb 10h ago

2006 Dodge Ram 3500 Dually

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u/ReferenceMediocre369 9h ago

Was this your parking space when you bought that truck?

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u/cottoneyerobb 9h ago

No, I lived on a farm when I bought the truck. I live in the city now and had to consolidate down to 1 vehicle. I picked the most reliable car. It's a PIA getting this vehicle in and out of the garage.

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u/GreatKangaroo 10h ago

I got really good at stall parking in my last condo.

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u/tbri001 9h ago

Looks like a bigger version of the parking spot I rent in Barcelona

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u/KamaliKamKam 9h ago

If they made the spaces straight instead of slanted they would avoid the pillars (or at least only have the pillars at the front end of the spot or on one side, instead of halfway down the side and on both sides of the car) and fit correctly. It looks like the slanted spaces are super long anyway, judging by how far forward that one car is.

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u/ShutYourDumbUglyFace 7h ago

I feel like you're more annoyed with the non-structural paint job marking the parking spots than the very necessary structural columns that have to be there.

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u/throw-a-way9002 7h ago

I have a coworker who hit a pole like this, yellow paint smeared down the entire side of her car. 2 years later she still insists it's the pole's fault.

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u/W1D0WM4K3R 4h ago

From the look of that closer pillar, someone else is probably arguing that exact same thing

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u/StackThePads33 2h ago

Whoever laid out the plans for this was a total idiot. Horrible idea

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u/FriendlyIcicle 8h ago

I mean... Buildings need those

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u/Mooch07 10h ago

God damn pillars holding the building up! They’re probably just decoration. Not structural or anything. 

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u/EnzotheBro 9h ago

It’s giving Trader Joe’s parking lot

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u/LilJonny2cookies 9h ago

Well as you can see idiots have chunked at least one of them up. This is one of those of you do it then license should be yanked. This is a non driver.,

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u/hjorgan1ft 7h ago

Did you not see them before ?

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u/BigBruceBillis_24hrs 10h ago

Something tells me YOU are mildlyinfuriating.

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u/BigGreenBillyGoat 6h ago

Map it out, feed it to ai and see if it can fix this.

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u/Ken-Popcorn 9h ago

Does OP know that those ‘infuriating’ pillars actually hold the building up?

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u/EmperorUmi 9h ago

Did you know they could’ve painted the parking spots properly so those pillars aren’t in the way?
In the first two pics, you can see the pillars are damaged, too, most likely from someone trying to enter or exit a parking spot.

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u/iamunableto 9h ago

there’s also plenty of useless ones here, like the two pillars directly next to a foundational brick wall, those have no reason to be there