r/mildlyinfuriating • • 4h ago

Infuriatig My oatmeal cream pie was packaged with only the bottom cookie.

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u/Jack_Mackerel 4h ago

Could've been worse. Could've been only the top cookie without the cream.

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u/WallyOShay 4h ago

Somewhere the top to this cookie is packaged by itself longing to be joined by cream. An unknowing owner doomed for disappointment.

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u/repeat_offender_ 4h ago

Or maybe there’s a cookie out there with TWO tops 😁 (cream and bottom too)

Glass half full

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u/AhoyMatteyPDX 4h ago

Two tops? As a gay I can tell you that never happens.

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u/repeat_offender_ 4h ago

You know I was thinking that same thing as I wrote that

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u/Ps3godly 4h ago

I prefer to believe someone having a bad day received an extra oatmeal cookie in the package.

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u/AhoyMatteyPDX 3h ago

Do you? Do you wish you could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy?

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u/nicat23 4h ago

I got that package. Except it was both top and bottom, no middle. I wasn’t as upset, because at least the cookie was good.

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u/robsbob18 3h ago

This guy creampies

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u/KeepingItCoolish 4h ago

What you got there is actually an unfolded oatmeal cream taco, very rare

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u/MuchLunacy 4h ago

Maybe I had your other cookie a few weeks ago?

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u/the_real_roguie 4h ago

Now meet up for that sweet double creampie action

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u/Sad_Procedure_1754 4h ago

My soul mate

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u/Sad_Procedure_1754 4h ago

Shrinkflation is officially out of hand.

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u/NotUniqueAtAIl 4h ago

Today i learned the are actually 5 spots of cream in an oatmeal cream pie

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u/DudeWithAGoldfish 4h ago

I'm sorry but I think that's actually the top cookie and you're holding it upside down

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u/THCESPRESSOTIME 4h ago

Guess we know who top is.

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u/tonyrunstrails 4h ago

I'd call this mildly amusing rather than mildly infuriating :)

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u/jojosoft 4h ago

sounds like you need a top for your creampie

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u/didntbuyspcx 4h ago

That’s fucking bullshit. You need to ask to speak to the manager right now.

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u/fancyinmypantsy 4h ago

The manager’s name is Debbie. little Debbie

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u/Hightower840 4h ago

Big Debora deals with customer complaints.

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u/healthytrex12 4h ago

kinda cool tbh

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u/Elegant_Situation285 4h ago

on the upside, you'll be ingesting less microplastics due to the lack of the top cookie scratching the bag.

maybe they just saved your life! /s

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u/NoCaulNoShow 4h ago

Raw creampie

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u/terrydennis1234 4h ago

Is that a little Debbie

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u/45_regard_47 4h ago

Wanted a cream pie but got a facial

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u/MAslate 4h ago

DAMN

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u/MBussard45 1h ago

Cream pies are a rich American tradition!