r/joebuddennetwork • u/Turbulent-Tune1660 • 12h ago
Zionist comedian Jerry Seinfeld, pictured in his thirties with his 17 year-old girlfriend
They were the original Jay and Bey lmao.
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u/LeatherMeeting7080 12h ago
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u/Designer_Pool_8453 12h ago
“AYE, IM LIKE HEY WASAP HELLO! SEEN YO PRETTY ASS SOON AS YOU CAME IN THE DOOR!”
-Jerry
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u/meatpopsicle42069 10h ago
I'm 38, I would hate to be working with a 17 year old.
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u/HollywoodDomHogan 10h ago
Im 36 and our hospital has a high school program with 17 year olds.... I can confirm it is hell lol
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u/OkOven4590 10h ago
I have an 18 year old daughter. God bless her but she gets annoying as hell.
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u/Spiritual-Ad5610 10h ago
I laughed way too hard at this
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u/OkOven4590 10h ago
She just got a job in retail at a women's store. The whole ride home she's giving a David Attenborough level description of ALL the drama. It's insane.
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u/UnforgivingPoptart 2h ago
As a former retail manager who managed 16-17 year olds. I loved them to death and was always available to hear all of the hilarious high school drama, but oh my god I can see you wearing earbuds on the floor and I saw you hiding in the fixtures on your phone please just put it in the break room and check it periodically.
It was fun teaching them how to be responsible and good workers, but I felt like a mother of 4 teenage girls when I was only a 22yo girl myself.
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u/IamOutsideAlready 9h ago
I don't think that's what they meant by "working"
Or maybe I don't understand the extent of the Hospital's Apprentice Program
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u/Jlsw07 8h ago
I think he meant it like 'I couldnt even work with a 17yo imagine a relationship'
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u/A_Refill_of_Mr_Pibb 2h ago
Same. We do health care pathway outreach with local high schools, and sometimes they do internships. My current student is 16. When the pharmacist gives them a hard time, I have to pull them aside and go "hey uh, five years ago this person was 11. They don't understand adult conversations yet."
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u/patterninstatic 9h ago
He was 39 and a tv star. She was 17 and in high school.
He picked her up in central park and dated her for 4 years.
Apparently he would pick her up from her high school when they first started dating.
It's definitely pretty disgusting behavior. I'm 40 and interact with a lot of kids that age professionally and thinking about establishing that kind of relationship with that maturity gap is vomit inducing.
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u/OkOven4590 9h ago
Real talk. I remember everyone clowning on the 20 year old graduates who used to drive by my high school trying to holler at students. Past 20 teens should be way off your radar.
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u/Turbulent_Berry2899 8h ago
So he is a pedophile? Got it
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u/Shakemyears 6h ago
Billionaire, pedophile, Zionist. There’s a trend here…
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u/Fit-Building-2560 3h ago
What's a "Zionist comedian", btw?
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u/MisterRoebot 3h ago
A comedian who happens to be Zionist and/or that uses their comedic platform to express Zionist beliefs.
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u/astralchanterelle 21m ago
That's not a definition. They asked"what's a zionist comedian", and your answer is "a zionist comedian".
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u/SLAPBOXIN-SATAN 6h ago
If you're using the word congruently then yes
But officially he's an Ephebophilie..... But as the comedian Gianmarco Soresi say in one of his most popular bits " It's really hard to explain the difference between a Ephebophilie and a pedophile... Without sounding like a pedophile 😂😂.
Sorry I only made this comment to tell that joke ignore me!!!
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u/LandieAccem 3h ago
I came here for this and this alone because I knew SOMEONE would reference that bit.
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u/KrazyKryminal 7h ago
Age of consent then and now in New York is still 17. By definition not a pedophile. Creepy maybe.
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u/Telemere125 5h ago
The definition of a pedophile is someone attracted to prepubescent children. So not a pedophile by that alone, nothing to do with age of consent. Still gross, but people ignorantly throw that word around.
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u/BlueHaze464 3h ago
So freaking annoying, it's disgusting that people lump together a 17 year old with a 6 year old
Tf is wrong with people nowadays
One of those is infinitely worse than the other and calling both the same diminishes the impact the word should have
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u/crazywrangler616 5h ago
Someone’s justifying something
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u/Telemere125 5h ago
No, I’d just like words to be used correctly. It’s evidence of a limited intelligence if you’re stuck using the same 15 words your whole life
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u/Dizzy_Today_3523 4h ago
Thank you. It's so frustrating when people don't use the correct words to describe things and expect other people to just roll over
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u/figgie1579 5h ago
A pedophile is someone who likes someone who is prepubescent, not 17. That being said, I always thought this was gross and the fact that he picked her up from high school... Come on.
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u/rodman5308 8h ago
Sounds like he’s auditioning to become president of the United States someday
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u/Fancy_Sun_1585 6h ago
People that do it bank on the maturity gap to manipulate and control them.
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u/L_Tryptophan 9h ago
Sounds like typical Hollywood. He just didn't hide it like the others.
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u/Ok_Spare_3723 8h ago
We should not normalize pedophilia, these people need to be jailed.
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u/lnTheGrimDarkness 9h ago
I'm 35 and I can barely stomach the fresh-from-university 23 years old interns
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u/No_Vanilla_2366 3h ago edited 3h ago
I'm turning 35 and work with 18 yr olds and I 💯 cant hold a conversation more than 5 minutes with these KIDS let alone.... 🤢 date....them
ETA: I work at an Early Childhood Learning Center as substitute and these are Aides I speak of
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u/Living_Pie205 12h ago
17 is still Highschool ….Jerry……WTF !?!?
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u/ErnV3rn81 12h ago
Did he attend her prom?
I think he did...
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u/ConferenceThink4801 7h ago
Howard Stern did a song parody about this (roasting Jerry) & it broke up his relationship with Jerry for like 15-20 years.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZVWzD1YtBg
This is back when everyone loved Howard because he said what everyone was thinking out loud & DGAF
& yeah the song being parodied is called "At Seventeen" & the original artist is performing the parody with Howard
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u/Unhappy-Hunt-3987 12h ago
What's worse is he (at 38 years old) saw her doing her homework in the park and started flirting with her. He's a sick sick man, most Zionists are pretty fucked in the head tbh.
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u/People_Change_ 10h ago
"in his thirties"... 39.. He was 39.
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u/ZZuy 9h ago
So we have a 40 year old pedophile. Let's just say it how it is.
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u/musa_velutina 8h ago
17 was and is the legal age of consent in NY where this happened.
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u/DawsonNY 7h ago
You know the consent laws in every state, don’t you?
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u/Perisictheplatypus 7h ago
I mean if you’re gonna make these serious accusations you should at least be right about them…
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u/HFentonMudd 7h ago
He's got the page bookmarked on his phone
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u/Balfegor 7h ago
A laminated card in his wallet, with the text of the relevant statute ready to go . . .
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u/Typical-Ad8088 12h ago
Interesting how there’s a pattern of this and a common trait amongst all the guys who do this
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u/Routman 11h ago
Taylor Swift dated 3 minors that we know of when she was an adult in states where age of consent was 18 - Harry Styles (17) / Taylor Swift (23), Conor Kennedy (17) / Taylor Swift (22), Taylor Lautner (17) / Taylor Swift (20)
Taylor Swift also bought a house next to Conor Kennedy’s family house, very creepy
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u/mquari 10h ago
And especially because she is a (rich) woman, this isnt seen as grooming behavior. She even had to check Harry out of school. And she was OBSESSED with the Kennedy's, I think she (and her parents) wanted her to become a Kennedy. Buying a home to be near them was so creepy.
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u/mynameisstacey 9h ago
One Direction had just finished a sold-out tour and had the third best selling album in the world in 2012, when Harry Styles dated Taylor Swift. She definitely did not check him out of school.
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u/shidderbean 6h ago
I mean the fact that it's only a 5-6 year age gap (and not a fucking 22 year age gap) leads us to perceive this quite differently too
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u/Rare_Direction_1449 10h ago
I didnt know this until my wife (who is a t swift fan) told me. Especially the part of her buying a house next to that 17 year old. Weird shit but all swept under the rug
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u/matterhorn1 7h ago
Yeah I feel terrible for those 17 year olds having to bang Taylor swift. I hope they have gotten therapy
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u/Typical-Ad8088 11h ago
As I said, switching the narrative to women creates a very defensive environment. Both men and women do this and it’s disgusting.
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u/starbuck1965 11h ago
Now a 30's year old man marrying a 6 year old and then raping her at 9 years old, now that is sick and should be criminal.....do you agree?
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u/FlatPineappleSociety 10h ago
Listen, Mohammed was taking children as wives
One he married at six and consummated at nine
He was somewhere in his 50's trying to get in them drawers
She wasn't even ten yet, still playing with dolls
So they try to hit me with that, "Oh, the times were different"
Rationalizing atrocities, now you sound like Christians
I charge the views on women as sickening
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u/OkOven4590 10h ago
Mohammed ain't shit either lol
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u/Sir_Nomad420 10h ago
The most perfect man to be emulated and every righteous man to follow his conduct... is to diddle a * year old? Not even 10?
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u/nixphx 11h ago
You: sees paedophile atrocity supporter who is alive and making money off his shtick and remains untouched for his crimes due to his fame and wealth Boy I hate Islam
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u/i_drive_a_stratus 10h ago
They're just doing the exact same thing the person they replied to is doing. The only difference is that the parent comment is doing it about Jewish people, oh sorry zionists and how they notice patterns that zionists are all pedos. Whereas they're bringing up the exact same gross generalization about Muslims being pedos and now it's a problem for you? Might wanna check your privilege
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u/Colest 3h ago
Kind of nutty that you read someone criticizing rich, white celebrities engaging in pedophila and see antisemitism.
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u/attsnor112 10h ago
I mean he's a fake hater anyways Mohammed was 50 when he married a 6 year old so why bring up some 30 year old when their prophet did something worse, rookie stuff
Still agree that focusing on Jerry might be smarter since he's in a society that views that as wrong (which a lot of Muslims feel about child brides as well)
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u/TimshelExMachina 11h ago
Oh, what is that common trait?
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u/Typical-Ad8088 11h ago
For one, they are powerful to the point that no one will question nor call out their behavior. They have people’s careers in their hands, so people are reluctant to push back.
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u/parabuthas 12h ago edited 11h ago
“Zionist pedo comedian”
Update: thank you for the awards.
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u/Middle-Outside-8222 11h ago
It was nice meeting you
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u/Possible_Method_4926 11h ago
I never even understood in the show how he was getting women
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u/JBNothingWrong 10h ago
Because the plots demanded it? You can’t understand that?
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u/PhilShabano 10h ago
To be fair, in the late 80's/early 90's, mediocre vanilla standup comedians were rockstars.
This also happened in 2026.
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u/EveningAnt3949 4h ago
I understood that. It was a bit of a stretch that every woman was conventionally attractive in a way that the men on the show were not.
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u/FinalHexReturns 10h ago
Thin single and neat.
And of course, funny. Whether or not you found him funny, the character was obviously written to be funny and successful. Of course he was pulling women.
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u/IntellectualVet 12h ago
Did he pick her up after 4th period? She looks nervous.
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u/dick_jaws 10h ago
I have never contributed to canceling anyone or anything and I don’t really want to cancel anyone but Jerry can get it. F you
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u/FlamingoFlimsy4421 10h ago
He’s an extremely wealthy white tv star/comedian. Why would anyone care that he’s also a pedophile?
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u/SystemFine8488 11h ago
As a 34 year old man, if I saw a very attractive 17 year old girl, I’d ask if her mom is single. She got those looks from somewhere…
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u/joesaysso 11h ago
That's still pretty pervy. Pretty sure there's a dumb lifetime movie about a dude trying to get with a hot, young girls mom just so he could be around the young, hot girl.
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u/hankygoodboy 10h ago
They started dating when she was 16 I’m 44 back then you wouldn’t have even known it was wrong .These assholes have been getting away with this shit forever .
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u/BangerBeanzandMash 12h ago
I’m sure this woman hates that this image of her as a young woman gets posted online frequently.
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u/Big_Meech_23 11h ago
Shockingly she’s spoken out a bunch of times over the years and has not a single bad thing to say about Jerry. He’s a cold weirdo for this though. Bros a famous rich man with the world at his finger tips and decides to date a child.
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u/hotniX_ 11h ago
Sue? For what damages? Especially considering she actually pursued him with her parent's blessing. This is an all around weird story when you look into it.
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u/Gnome__Alone 11h ago
Hollywood celebrates Roman Polanski just about every year
He drugged and raped a 13 yr old
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u/ariez17 4h ago
Condemning Jerry Seinfeld for this is fine but referring to him as a zionist in that condemnation is weird when Israel is like one of the only countries in that area that doesn't allow child marriage.
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u/ThickOne2020 2h ago
Does the guy not have any game? Bazzilionaire and can't get an age appropriate girlfriend ffs. What a loner. Pretty sure she married another guy and left him on their honeymoon, right? Class acts all around.
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u/WaymondWamano77 12h ago
This is well known and it was completely legal lol it’s weird for sure but who tf cares
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u/Euphoric-Werewolf367 12h ago
Those Russian bot farms seem to be coming back online!
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u/DogtorGaryWoofington 12h ago
Jerry fucks kids before allowing them to be bombed. What a cunt
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u/RoiCoupeCloue 11h ago
Dude was like 39 dating an 18 year old, not illegal but its pushing it the line. Now read up about how he met his cuurent wife, hint she was married and just back from her honeymoon, no issue there for Jerry. IT takes two to tangle buttt damn.
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u/CommonReason6709 11h ago
He's twice her age and she's still in high school. His friends don't think about it because they're perverts too.
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u/RainDownAndDestroyMe 9h ago
Zionist Jerry Seinfeld is the worst thing about the show Seinfeld
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u/Dutch1800 11h ago
And nobody raised a stink huh.
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u/livecents84 11h ago
Believe it or not this whole age gap hate is pretty new/recent. Obviously no one ever agreed with adults being with prepubescent children but when I was in high school teens notoriously dated adults and no one thought it was weird.
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u/RediEntertainment 11h ago
Yeeeaaa nobody ever talks about this because its uncomfortable, but I witnessed the same shit in high school, 16-17 year olds dating dudes in their mid 20's, and then when I was in my mid 20's, an acquaintance started seeing a 16 year old, I questioned it infront of a group of our peers, and I got berated, challenged to fight, and ended up losing a social group from the event lol;
But god help you if you're famous or rich, THEN its a problem.
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u/Noir_Knight100 10h ago
That’s a fact I just said this to someone the hottest girls in high school all had adult boyfriends picking them up every day nobody said shhhh
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u/Still-Neighborhood71 11h ago
People thought it was kind of weird at the time, but times were different then. Also the AOC in NY is 17. No one really could say anything or stop them. Her parents were probably thrilled as Seinfeld was hugely popular at the time.
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u/LopsidedUniversity30 11h ago
Because 17 was the legal age of NYC. So it’s all legal.
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u/Realwoujo 8h ago
They actually aren't, that's pro-Hamas propaganda that you are swallowing. You know who is PDF files? Gazans. More than 20% of their women have been in child marriages.
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u/Gnome__Alone 11h ago
Jerry Seinfeld has never had any of his ex girlfriends accuse him of physical abuse, much less 3
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u/MacroManJr 11h ago
Also: quit the Jay and Bey BS. She was an adult when he met her. They first met when she was 18 and later hooked up when she was 21. Y'all just be saying shit without checking shit first.
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u/MICLO1987 12h ago
This mf could smell a horse’s urine 5 blocks away as it urinates. Never got into the show and his comedy is bland.
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u/ptk77 12h ago
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