r/joebuddennetwork • u/Turbulent-Tune1660 • 18h ago

Zionist comedian Jerry Seinfeld, pictured in his thirties with his 17 year-old girlfriend

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They were the original Jay and Bey lmao.

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u/Living_Pie205 18h ago

17 is still Highschool ….Jerry……WTF !?!?

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u/ErnV3rn81 18h ago

Did he attend her prom?

I think he did...

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u/Unpaid_Moderation 17h ago

Prom king

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u/BadPAV3 17h ago

Close....

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u/ErnV3rn81 17h ago

Promiscuous prosperous Prom Pedo patiently puts perky princess posteriorly by posting plausible pernicious permissions

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u/Unpaid_Moderation 16h ago

What's the deal with prom kings?

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u/ConferenceThink4801 13h ago

Howard Stern did a song parody about this (roasting Jerry) & it broke up his relationship with Jerry for like 15-20 years.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZVWzD1YtBg

This is back when everyone loved Howard because he said what everyone was thinking out loud & DGAF

& yeah the song being parodied is called "At Seventeen" & the original artist is performing the parody with Howard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCp-ymJpRP4

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u/BigWideBaker 11h ago

So are you saying Jerry and Howard are back on good terms?

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u/LaserGuyDanceSystem 8h ago

The same Howard Stern that lusted after the Olsen twins, when they were 13?

Its interesting and funny that he called out Jerry for being a goof. But we should also keep in mind that Howard is a disgusting creep

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u/ConferenceThink4801 7h ago

Joking about it & actually doing it = 2 different things

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u/MartialDragon 12h ago

These teens are making me thirsty!

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u/Unhappy-Hunt-3987 18h ago

What's worse is he (at 38 years old) saw her doing her homework in the park and started flirting with her. He's a sick sick man, most Zionists are pretty fucked in the head tbh.

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u/slimegoob 14h ago

Gotta be in the files…

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u/Ep1cUser 13h ago

I believe he is. Something about dropping by for "lemonade".

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u/Lumburgsgotafishroom 12h ago

Given what we know about these pedophiles' pathetic "coded language" attempts, could lemonade be something else?

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u/iAttis 10h ago

Oh, it 100% is. You don’t stop by an ultra-private island, belonging to a billionaire infamous for trafficking children, for a glass of lemonade.

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u/enliderlighankat 9h ago

they used that term, for the ages usually behind lemonade stands

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u/Ep1cUser 8h ago

Eww I never made that connection. Jfc

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u/Ep1cUser 8h ago

Oh yeah that's why I put in quotes. Other things in the files are about ordering pizza, from another country.

Super weird shit.

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u/slimegoob 13h ago

Jfc these people are sick

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u/TimshelExMachina 17h ago

Come on, just use the word you mean.

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u/evident_lee 16h ago

Certainly no one could hate him for being a pedophile, genocide supporter and shitty person. It must be race.

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u/TimshelExMachina 16h ago

You wouldn’t be calling him a pedophile, genocide supporter, or shitty person, if it wasn’t for his ethnicity. That’s the point.

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u/Ghost_Poison 15h ago

Enjoy your mental gymnastics.

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u/TimshelExMachina 15h ago

It’s a pretty straightforward line. Enjoy your prejudice.

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u/Ghost_Poison 14h ago

Nope. It's actually very obvious what the problem is to literally anyone with common sense. If Isntrael hadn't started a war 75 years ago there wouldn't be shit to argue about. But by all means justify genocide as long as your religion says it's okay.

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u/Unhappy-Hunt-3987 5h ago

Don't worry man, we all know that's a crazy person or a bot. Just ignore them, it's funnier when they just talk to themselves while we all engage in our own conversations I say

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u/TimshelExMachina 12h ago

Israel did not start a war 75 years ago, they were attacked by a genocidal coalition of their neighbors as a fledgling new country immediately after being recognized as a sovereign state. Israel is not committing genocide today.

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u/tissuecollider 10h ago

Israel is not committing genocide today.

ah yes, all those IDF sniper kills of children is totally okay in your book

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u/Sooofreshnsoclean 13h ago

Nothing prejudiced about being against genocide. Hamas is bad and it has nothing to do with them being muslim, israel is bad but also has nothing to do with them being a Jewish nation. I can hold the opinion that Palestinian people are worthy of living and not being genocided, while also recognizing that israel is the one committing that genocide. I can also recognize that this has nothing to do with them being Jewish. Additionally I can recognize that hamas is not in the right either. There really is not anyone innocent in all of this except the Palestinian children being murdered by the IDF…… if you can’t at least recognize that this is wrong then you need to reevaluate things.

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u/TimshelExMachina 12h ago

The ignorance of your response is breathtaking.

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u/Sooofreshnsoclean 11h ago edited 11h ago

Can you point out where my ignorance is? Is it where I point out that Palestinian children don’t deserve to be murdered? Or where I condemned hamas? Or where I said that being a zionist and Jewish aren’t the same thing? I have love for my Jewish brothers and sisters what I don’t have love for is genocide. My disdain for genocide has nothing to do with anyone being Jewish. What part of "never again" do you not understand?

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u/tissuecollider 10h ago

Oh Buddy, you should stretch before doing so much mental gymnastics

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u/TimshelExMachina 10h ago

Again, direct line.

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u/Unhappy-Hunt-3987 5h ago edited 5h ago

Lmfao, no one, absolutely no one here agrees with you. You're really bad at your job, you're not very good at causing division at all and that's funny to watch in real time 😂

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u/Sooofreshnsoclean 13h ago

Where was his ethnicity mentioned? You can absolutely be Jewish without being a Zionist, and you can also be supportive of zionism without being Jewish. Currently a zionist country is genociding Palestinian people. This has nothing to do with race you’re just injecting that into it.

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u/SpectatorGori 12h ago

I grew up watching Seinfeld bro.. try again.

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u/EmperorUmi 17h ago

Most Zionists are pedophiles?

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u/ArchdruidAndres 14h ago

Your victim card expired four years ago. Stfu. We mean Zionist.

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u/TimshelExMachina 12h ago

My victim card?

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u/According-Insect-992 17h ago

You realize that most zionists in the United States are not Jewish, right?

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u/TimshelExMachina 17h ago

Of course, I’m one of them. Do you realize that?

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u/SymphonicRain 16h ago

Clearly they do.

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u/Mr_Kactus 16h ago

the antisemtic card is going to work this time, Israel is out of control and you'll get no sympathy from us while they are murdering tens of thousands of children.

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u/TimshelExMachina 15h ago

Oh, I’m aware. It’s absolutely clear that our culture no longer cares about the problem of antisemitism.

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u/Mr_Kactus 14h ago

because you made it that way, you made it a card instead of a problem, to justify killing children. Live with it.

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u/TimshelExMachina 12h ago

I’m aware that is what you believe.

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u/Major_Shlongage 17h ago

You are applying emotions resulting from the 2023 Israel/Gaza conflict to a picture taken more than 30 years ago.

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u/Disastrous-Care-6651 17h ago

No it’s just consistent behaviour that Unhappy is pointing out. It’s just been going on for that long.

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u/knight_of_grey 16h ago

Is it a Middle Eastern thing. For older men to be with young girls?

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u/Disastrous-Care-6651 12h ago

I don’t believe it’s constant in all races and it’s pretty much almost everywhere unfortunately.

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u/Lichondis 17h ago

Brother, 30 years ago it wasn't ok for a man pushing 40 to date high schoolers either.

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u/Major_Shlongage 17h ago

It was definitely more common.

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u/IWantAnotherPetRock 17h ago

As usual, Zionist loves to run defend for pedo. Just look at Trump and his zio friends. It's common for them so they don't see the issue.

FYI, Jerry Seinfield is also named in Epstein document. They had a lovely lemonade together ❤️❤️

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u/Bookee2Shoes 15h ago

Maybe in rural Alabama or West Virginia, Not in NYC

Dude was using his fame to corrupt a child

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u/Major_Shlongage 15h ago

Even in NYC. Look at the girlfriends of mainstream rock stars in the 70s/80s/90s. They'd date some suspiciously young women.

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u/TheShiftyDrifter 17h ago

It was? No it wasn’t.

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u/HarryAlleynCroft 14h ago

It was. I think people don't remember how bad it used to be or are actively lying about it. You are posting on a website that once voted a subreddit that posted pictures of teens as subreddit of the year. That sub wasn't removed until the 2010s and only then because the news reported on it not because the people running the website took some moral stance.

Hilary Duff was openly in a relationship with someone in his mid twenties when she was underage. People on here talk like they cared about it back in the day, but I was in high school around then and I don't remember anyone caring. Even with Seinfeld, I don't remember anyone caring and it was all over the cover of tabloids. I remember seeing them in grocery stores in the check out lines. I think they may have even had some paparazzi get pictures of her at the beach.

It's good that things have changed, but we shouldn't try to rewrite history.

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u/iAttis 10h ago

Don’t forget the whole countdown until the Olsen twins turned 18. Or all of the rockstars who openly talked about underaged groupies. It’s really disgusting to look back and remember how tolerated and normalized that shit was.

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u/Dizzy-Nerve4936 17h ago

So it was okay to groom underage girls 30 years ago thats a weirdo mindset to apply here

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u/Major_Shlongage 17h ago

There was no "grooming" taking place here. You're misusing that term.

She was born in May 1975, and he met her in May 1993. She was either 18 or just about to turn 18. That wouldn't meet the definition of "grooming" where you gain the trust of a minor over a long period of time under non-sexual pretenses and then exploit them. In his case it sounds like he was pretty direct that he wanted to date her.

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u/Dizzy-Nerve4936 17h ago edited 14h ago

That doesn’t make it any better She was either 18 or about to turn 18 thats disgusting af he was basically 40

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u/Next-Lavishness-9101 16h ago

Just because you don’t think the age difference is acceptable does not make it wrong , and certainly not illegal . Seinfeld was rather public about dating the chick so there was nothing nefarious about it, other than the age difference. The fact that it was so public and he didn’t get arrested and the pair got married shows there clearly wasn’t anything legally wrong there. Two weeks ago nobody was talking about how old Seinfeld’s wife was when they met

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u/Dizzy-Nerve4936 15h ago

Dude its still gross af to date a woman that could be old enough to be your adult daughter I didn’t say it was illegal just what does an almost 40-year-old man and a 18-year-old girl have in common

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u/Next-Lavishness-9101 10h ago

Sure it’s gross, but it was gross when it happened back then. Folks are bringing it up now because of the other new thing he said, and that’s bogus .

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u/cwalking2 12h ago

the pair got married

They did not (he later married someone else)

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u/Next-Lavishness-9101 10h ago

I got her confused with the other lady but either way , nobody cared about this thing until recently .

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u/Unhappy-Hunt-3987 17h ago

Bad bot, back to Gulag for you

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u/Major_Shlongage 17h ago

Please stop it with this mindless trend.

It's become the new things to spread misinformation, and if someone correct you or disagrees you just reflexively call them a "bot".

You must do better than this.

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u/Unhappy-Hunt-3987 17h ago

Bad bot

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u/Major_Shlongage 17h ago

You're the bot. Your prime directive is to tell other people that they're bots.

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u/Unhappy-Hunt-3987 17h ago

Sure thing bot man

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u/Donald_Trump_Rules 17h ago

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What I realized is, it’s just a coping mechanism for them. Leftists are no longer able to censor and repress speech on twitter to control the narrative so they do it here.

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u/jimmymcjim 10h ago

gaaaaaaaaaaaaay

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u/anowlenthusiast 16h ago

You obviously are aware the conflict goes back decades, and the current increase in violence/genocide didn't just happen in a vacuum, right?

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u/alchemistrpm 17h ago

Worse, he’s applying characteristics to an entire creed of people. There’s a word for that, I believe.

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u/ties_shoelace 17h ago

The word applies to any pedophile that also supports genocide.

Pointing out verifiable evidence of being a pedo & supporting mass murder is just fact checking.

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u/alchemistrpm 17h ago

There is verifiable evidence of the former (technically ephebophilia) . The latter is simple horseshit.

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u/Much-Sink1339 17h ago

Is it ok to say that all Nazis are disgusting war criminals? Can we criticize political movements? What’s the word you’re looking for?

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u/i_drive_a_stratus 16h ago

Is it ok to say all Arabs or all Muslims are pedophiles and Nazis? If it's not ok to say that about all of them, which subset of Arabs or Muslims is it ok to label as pedophiles and Nazis? 75% of them? 50% of them?

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u/alchemistrpm 17h ago edited 12h ago

The word is bigot.

And compare Jews to Nazis if you like, it’s only slightly obscene 🤦

The Nazis were a political party and a militaristic force - not an ethnicity, nationality, nor religion.

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u/Otherwise_Bee_8799 10h ago

And the left calls Republicans “nazis”…..

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u/IchabodDiesel 9h ago

and they call Earth "round"......

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u/Keji70gsm 9h ago

Well, they are. The idealogy is the same. Please read a book.

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u/LaserGuyDanceSystem 8h ago

Obvious bot has lost the plot,
And cant give a relevant answer.
Even if they aren't a bot,
They're still a fucking cancer

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u/BoboGiggleBottom 17h ago

What does that have to do with the funny man robbing the cradle? Did Israel send her as a peace offering so they wouldn't be made fun of on Seinfeld?

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u/starbuck1965 17h ago

Robbing the cradle? HAhahaha..what a joke. Now a 30's year old man marrying a 6 year old and then raping her at 9 years old, now that is sick and should be criminal.....do you agree?

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u/BoboGiggleBottom 16h ago

You don't typically say, "robbing the cradle," in a positive context. It's an expression I chose over stronger language like *child rapist Jerry Seinfeld*.

To explain, since you asked so kindly, I don't think what he did was moral or okay. I meant it as agreement in shaming his behavior, it's not morally okay to date a 17-year old, a 9-year-old, or to go a step further: a baby! I also don't like the idea people could use programs like CRISPR to genetically create super wives for their tech billionaire harems.

I think the term is ephebophile not pedophile when they're over a certain age/development, but it's cringe mate. Dude shouldn't be dating a child. However, him being a zionist is a recently relevant issue given the pushback and visibility of the Free Palestine movement. He's receiving criticism, which is fine he dated a 17-year-old, but implying Zionists are more likely to be pedophiles is tribalistic and cringe. So, I'm asking for the throughline.

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u/Unhappy-Hunt-3987 17h ago

Bad bot

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Bad bot

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u/starbuck1965 17h ago

Robbing the cradle? HAhahaha..what a joke. Now a 30's year old man marrying a 6 year old and then raping her at 9 years old, now that is sick and should be criminal.....do you agree?

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u/Effective_Narwhal_20 6h ago

It’s all religions-if you can believe a greater being is watching you jerk off, you’re a narcissist. You cannot have religion without narcissism.

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u/i_like_yung_g_hoez 17h ago

I like Sienfield

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u/nocturnal_commission 17h ago

Yeah no shit, she's hot as hell

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u/PlayboiFarti55 17h ago

Virgin alert

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u/nocturnal_commission 17h ago

Are we not looking at the same photo?

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u/PlayboiFarti55 17h ago

You’re staring at a photo of a 17 year old and saying she’s hot. I don’t know your age but you seem to be an Epstein guy.

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u/Soft-Sea7012 17h ago

How do we know she is not 18 at the time of the photo? It's weird, yea.

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u/jumboparticle 16h ago

Are you not aware of her age and the difference that makes? You just come right out and say you got mental problems? You arent even going to let us guess?

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u/nocturnal_commission 16h ago

Are you not aware of her age and the difference that makes?

Enlighten me. Tell me what difference it makes.

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u/Flashy_Beautiful3659 17h ago

Found the incel perv. If only being a perv lead to early death, the world would be so much safer.

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u/nocturnal_commission 16h ago

How progressive of you!

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u/Spidey6917 13h ago

He’s picking her up from high school in this pic

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u/VonBrewskie 14h ago

Oh you didn't know? Yeah he's a scumbag.

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u/thrive2day 14h ago

He would brag about picking her up from highschool

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u/MouseShadow2ndMoon 12h ago

Boobs, that is what happened.

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u/PuzzleheadPi 8h ago

Don't be jealous

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u/FlipZip69 6h ago

Definitely a WTF Jerry. Guy is weird. It did work out well for her. The notoriety likely helped launch her clothing fashion brands and suspect things kind of went from there.

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u/OSRSRapture 18h ago

I was out of high-school at 17

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u/Melodic-Cucumber-241 18h ago

So?

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u/OSRSRapture 18h ago

The comment says 17 is still in high-school, my comment is to show that isnt necessarily true. Idk what you dont get

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u/redditis_garbage 17h ago

Jerry would go pick her up from high school bro

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u/OSRSRapture 17h ago

Ight that's weird. Still not illegal depending where it happened tho

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u/redditis_garbage 14h ago

Laws don’t dictate my morals personally. 38 and 17 is wrong morally to me.

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u/OSRSRapture 13h ago

I agree. Not something I would do. Just pointing out the legality of it.

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u/slove23 17h ago

17 is still a minor

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u/OSRSRapture 17h ago

17 is legal age of consent in most states

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u/slove23 17h ago

17 is federally a minor, and you sound gross

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u/OSRSRapture 17h ago

Bruh. Im gross for stating what laws are in most of the states? Dont be upset at me for what the laws are.

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u/slove23 17h ago

You sound gross
In any way implying there is nothing wrong with a grown man fcking a 17 year old girl

Regardless of old red state laws

But in reality, adults in states like Alabama still get arrested for sex with 16 and 17 year olds

I know bc i maintain houses in Al and Florida and watch the local news

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u/OSRSRapture 17h ago

Im not implying anything. Learn how to have a conversation without insulting people for stating facts.

Im stating what the law says. I think its fucking weird but depending what state it could still be legal

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u/Melodic-Cucumber-241 15h ago

Still a minor. Not sure what YOU don’t get or what you being done with high school at 17 has to do with the post?

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u/OSRSRapture 14h ago

The point was that being 17 doesn't mean the person's in high-school. I don't know what's so hard to understand.

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u/Kaligula785 14h ago

That's cool and all but he used to pick her up AT her high-school

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u/OSRSRapture 14h ago

Well yeah I think thats fuckin weird and gross. But its not illegal in the majority of states