r/ShittyRestrictionFood • • 9h ago

Vegetarian 20 recent depressing slop “meals” from most calories to least calories

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209 Upvotes

SO SORRY LAST POST GOT REMOVED!! i forgot to censor hands 😣

these all sucked booty btw


r/ShittyRestrictionFood • • 4h ago

50-100 cal 74 calorie “oatmeal” (oat fiber + egg whites)- giant, filling, and actually good

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31 Upvotes

Forgot to take a picture before I ate but it was actually really good. Fulfilled my oatmeal dreams.

If anyone has any ideas for making a better oat fiber cookie dough- I love love love cookie dough but the last recipe I tried was kind of nasty.

This however, hit the spot.

Ingredients:
- 1 ½ tbsp oat fiber
- 10g egg white powder and 6 tbsp warm water (or just two egg whites)
- ¼ tsp guar gum
- ½ cup milk of choice (I chose VitaCoco coconut milk beverage)
- 2 tbsp granulated sweetener (I did Lakanto monkfruit allulose)
- pinch of salt
- optional vanilla
- optional cinnamon

Instructions:
- dissolve the egg white powder in warm water, whisk until smooth and frothy
- stir in the the oat fiber, guar gum, sweetener, and salt
- microwave for 45 seconds, stir
- microwave for 30 seconds, stir
- microwave in 20-30 second intervals, stirring after each, until desired consistency
- if it takes forever and you get impatient, microwave for 45 seconds like I did, just watch it carefully
- stir in cinnamon, vanilla, and any toppings you desire
- if you stir in frozen fruit like I did, microwave in 1 minute intervals until warm again


r/ShittyRestrictionFood • • 6h ago

Lunch before hitting the gym

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18 Upvotes

Chili lime avocado chips , pumpkin spice protein bar. Also had a cup of coffee too 🤌🏾


r/ShittyRestrictionFood • • 10h ago

200-300 cal Terrible idea

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21 Upvotes

Sweet chilli rice cakes do NOT make good sandwiches, holy shit. I nearly choked to death inhaling all that seasoning powder. Immediately deconstructed lmao


r/ShittyRestrictionFood • • 4h ago

Lunch IM BACK BLYAT

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8 Upvotes

whole grain fteer thingy COVEREDDDD in laughong cow cheese and BLUE CHEESE I FUCKING LOVE THAT ROTTEN ASS CHEESE YUMY


r/ShittyRestrictionFood • • 2h ago

100-200 cal Milkshake is a misnomer

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5 Upvotes

r/ShittyRestrictionFood • • 9h ago

100-200 cal "bruschetta"

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15 Upvotes

wasn't even trying to restrict, just wanted bruschetta and didn't have any of the ingredients, LOL. thought people here would like it. it looks sad, but istg it tastes amazing

plain rice cake, laughing cow aged cheddar wedge, dried basil and oregano, tomato, balsamic glaze, and a sprinkle of parmesan (for looks)


r/ShittyRestrictionFood • • 15h ago

Vegan not very shitty just boring

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35 Upvotes

r/ShittyRestrictionFood • • 15h ago

50-100 cal hot ensure and shriveled cheerios

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28 Upvotes

microwaved half of a chocolate caffeinated ensure with cheerios that were in it while it got microwaved.
not bad compared to the five royo bagels i ate yesterday (i had only been having premier protein shakes and so decided to fix my lack of fiber in one go)


r/ShittyRestrictionFood • • 9h ago

yummy

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9 Upvotes

rice cake with hummus and cucumber, fruit rolls, and peppermint tea

145 cals


r/ShittyRestrictionFood • • 7h ago

540 cal - 54g carbs 10g fat 57g protein

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3 Upvotes

Broccoli
Cauliflower
Carrots
Green beans
Peas
Greek yogurt
Salsa
Hummus
Shrimp

Not shitty but was a useful low cal meal last night


r/ShittyRestrictionFood • • 1d ago

Vegan hummus but instead of chickpeas it’s green lentils and instead of oil it’s the juice from the can and instead of seasonings it’s green lentils it tastes like shit btw

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856 Upvotes

r/ShittyRestrictionFood • • 1d ago

100-200 cal debbie downer ass dinner

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62 Upvotes

1/4 quest protein cookie, 1/4 bagel, 25 tic tacs -> 150 cal


r/ShittyRestrictionFood • • 22h ago

50-100 cal Not sure if fun or horrifying

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23 Upvotes

Following inspiration from an earlier post from this sub, we have a lettuce and pickle salad, with cucumber ranch dressing (and blue food coloring).

The result came out looking mildly horrifying... I was going for fun. But it tastes great.


r/ShittyRestrictionFood • • 1d ago

100-200 cal Soup of the day

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54 Upvotes

Strawberries, sugar free jelly pots, fat free blueberry yogurt, and good amount SF maple syrup. Why this looks so awful, but tastes so good.


r/ShittyRestrictionFood • • 22h ago

50-100 cal jello is a godsend

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16 Upvotes

60-cal Chobani mixed berry yogurt
15-cal grapes
5-cal strawberry jello cup
80-cal total! and yummy


r/ShittyRestrictionFood • • 1d ago

Dinner half a protein bar and 3 raspberries that i forgot to wash

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38 Upvotes

some days are good and some days my brain wont let me eat anything but protein and fibre bars. dont worry the other half wont go to waste ill eat it for breakfast tomorrow


r/ShittyRestrictionFood • • 22h ago

300-400 cal Goop - 414 calories

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8 Upvotes

lentils
quinoa
2 soft boiled eggs 💪


r/ShittyRestrictionFood • • 1d ago

Snack Zucchini cooked in salt water

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12 Upvotes

With enough salt I was convinced it tasted like smoked salmon.


r/ShittyRestrictionFood • • 1d ago

100-200 cal Chicken noodle soup (censored)

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9 Upvotes

r/ShittyRestrictionFood • • 1d ago

tastes like heaven

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21 Upvotes

i miss mom’s food


r/ShittyRestrictionFood • • 1d ago

Vegan cold pea soup

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12 Upvotes

r/ShittyRestrictionFood • • 1d ago

50-100 cal Partial apple… also a metaphorical representation of how I feel rn

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9 Upvotes

r/ShittyRestrictionFood • • 2d ago

Dinner girl dinner, I GUESS

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102 Upvotes

Dr Pepper zero cream soda with oat milk cold foam, grapes, three (3) mozzarella balls, spicy impossible nuggets, exactly one serving of chicken dipping sauce


r/ShittyRestrictionFood • • 2d ago

100-200 cal “harm reduction” protein slop

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32 Upvotes

had too much caffeine today to the point where i’m actually going to quit drinking it from now on, but nonetheless i feel like shit and knew eating something healthy with a lot of protein would at least help prevent a panic attack.

tuna, cucumber, cottage cheese (my biggest safe food), and plain greek yogurt.

i do feel a little better now. (: