r/cringereels • • 1d ago

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u/Ryan2932 1d ago

Bros chill level tho

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u/FunAd6875 1d ago

Probably not the first time from my experience with a mentally ill partner 

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u/vinigrae 1d ago

You develop that chill when you’ve had to do with real crazy.

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u/I-redd_it94 1d ago

‘You’re probably wondering how I got here’

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u/CoolCat1337One 1d ago

What is her goal, anyway?
Even if she manages to get the door open, then what?
Then she pulls him out of the car, and assuming she pulls that off what then?
What is the point of this whole thing?

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u/TheHorseduck 1d ago

She wanted him to know that she is so tired of him...

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u/Bignizzle656 17h ago

She's more out of breath than tired of him.

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u/NastySeconds 1d ago

Makes sense to me. 🤷‍♂️

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u/Bureaucramancer 8h ago

If she drops while he is driving she risks being Two Tired.

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u/Beginning-Living-440 1d ago

Death by SnuSnu

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u/OutsideImpressive115 20h ago

Then she gets her ass whooped, claims to be a victim and he gets arrested.

That's why women do this shit

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u/Chemical_Ad_5520 10h ago

I think the strategy is that people will just back down enough of the time that it's worth a shot.

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u/mufasa_supporter 5h ago

Whoa, you okay dude? Got mommy issues or have you just been rejected your whole life? It’s not only women that do things like this, and people have other motivations for doing things like this besides trying to get the other person arrested. Some people are just crazy. Like you for saying “that’s why women do this shit” 😂 (edit grammar)

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u/Spiritual-Pudding-70 1d ago

Can’t reason with someone that’s already blacked out especially a woman

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u/hedonisticlee 16h ago

See, was that even necessary? LOL!

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u/Intelligent_Pop_7006 15h ago

Men are just as bad

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u/mehFUMF 1d ago

Dude, floor it!

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u/Agitated-Engine4077 1d ago

If its the same video, the full one does show him continuing to drive off and she hung on for a good while.

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u/GammaFan 1d ago

Now that’s a stage 5 clinger

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u/Material-Relative518 1d ago

Too good, you make the internet a better place

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u/rochey64 1d ago

I'm not entirely sure, but that may be a Red flag.

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u/Specialist_Meal_7891 1d ago

More like that theme park. Six flags 😎

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u/nthpwr 1d ago

Hit the brakes REALLY hard lol

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u/AAA_Dolfan 1d ago

Right? What’s this guy doing. Stopping and saying “what are you doing?!?” Is such an odd move.

Gun it. If that lady wants to hang on that’s her mistake, not yours.

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u/jayBplatinum 1d ago

I went to pick my brother up cus he was trying to leave his crazy wife, she fucking ran me down and tried to run me off the road. I couldnt get away in my 94 corolla versus her 2008 mustang but I pushed that thing to the limit.

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u/bizoticallyyours83 1d ago edited 1d ago

That's fucked up. Your a good sibling. 

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u/louielou8484 1d ago

Yes, the woman filming in this video is also his sister. I hope your brother is doing better and I'm glad you are okay.

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u/Minimum_potato_5953 10h ago

He’s is so calm. You know he’s been dealing w that shit for a long time

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u/Routine-Register7414 1d ago

She wearing ASU…I think they all like that. So I’m told.

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u/nvr2pink 1d ago

idk anything about asu but i’ve only heard that (collage i think?) in negative settings 🤣🤣

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u/PWRNCTRL 1d ago

people out here just breeding with anybody

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u/pussycrumbs 1d ago

They banged 10 minutes later

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u/Head-Grass8879 1d ago

Pretty sure the story behind this was that the person recording is his new girl and that made crazy baby momma very unhappy

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u/fucc_yo_couch 1d ago

They banged for 10 minutes and now we have this. Lol

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u/callmewicked366 1d ago

You just know that coochie grip like a fresh set of brake pads 🤣🤣

In all seriousness this is disgustingly abusive behavior

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u/Short-Friendship-588 1d ago

Any quality set of performance brake pads needs to be properly bed-in with a series of stops, starting from gentle and working up to very aggressive.

It's only the sub-par low grade stuff, like the woman in this video, that you can really lay into straight away.

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u/KomatoesII 1d ago

Sometimes ya gotta bleed the brakes.
But, you need another person to help.

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u/StilettoJones_JR 1d ago

OMFG IM HAVING THE SHITTIEST AFTERNOON BUT THIS COMMENT JUST GAVE ME ENERGY

BRAKE PADS??!

https://giphy.com/gifs/XHeLeuirRbwptHhSWd

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u/Netsforex_ 1d ago

Grippy socks grip cocks.

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u/Delmitus1 1d ago

People joke about it but its one of life's biggest jokes that people like this walk around with nuclear launch codes between their legs

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u/hedonisticlee 16h ago

"Nuclear launch codes!"

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u/HoustonScoot 1d ago

Grippier than the socks she wears

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u/EmployerWide1123 1d ago

not the brakeussy! 😭😭🚗

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u/tangoezulu 1d ago

Asbestos, semi metallic, organic, ceramic?

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u/AstroPygmy 1d ago

Pre drilled rotors for sure

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u/L1LREDD 1d ago

And naturally it’s his fault. /s I’m so tired of you, as you attempt to remove yourself from the hostile environment.

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u/MedusaHartz 1d ago

I got discs up front and drums in the back, baby.

I not only have a fresh set of calipers, I'm also callipygian.

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u/94BitterThoughts 1d ago

This that bullshit J cole was rapping abuut

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u/AccomplishedSmell921 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/WRccK563FH1uvR2p4s
VICE GRIPPY…… gatta be when they that crazy

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u/Miserable_Internet89 1d ago

Grippy socks=grippy box

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u/aledba 14h ago

You wicked LMAO

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u/ouimadam01 1d ago edited 1d ago

i’ve been in the seat of the one recording, if you’re young please 1000000% stay AWAY from people with ex partners like this…

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u/SqueezyKeewee 1d ago

You mean "stay away from people like this" not "don't stay away" right?

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u/Far-Fox-5588 1d ago

Yes, honestly. There is no harmonious coparenting with someone like this and unless they are completely no contact. The toxicity is going to affect new partners. Sorry to him but the only sensible thing to do is to stay single until he has gotten full custody and moved to a different area and gone no contact.

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u/LaineyValley 1d ago

Absolutely true. Source: first hand experience, sadly.

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u/YuhMothaWasAHamsta 19h ago

Being with someone with a crazy ex is a nightmare. Being with someone who has kids with that crazy ex is even worse because there’s no hope of them going away. You’re with them, you’re also with their ex.

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u/ouimadam01 11h ago

yeaaa! live and learn!

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u/I_need_a_date_plz 1d ago

This came out a while ago. Do we have any updates about what came of this? Did she lose custody?

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u/Broad-Anywhere-9224 1d ago

Don't stick your D. in crazy....

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u/EmployerWide1123 1d ago

they'll make up later & do it all again tomorrow or the next day, I do not miss that hahaha

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u/rwags2024 1d ago

Brah there ain’t enough alcohol in the world for me to stick it in that

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u/H0-JU 1d ago

Idk man i like commitment and she shows a lot of commitment

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u/Old-Library5546 1d ago

I want to know the backstory on this

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u/McBonderson 1d ago

That man makes poor decisions when it comes to sex

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u/Davey488 1d ago

If anyone wonders why you’re single. Please don’t. Some people just settle for whatever’s available.

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u/GreyBeardnLuvin 1d ago

“I’m so tired of you,” she said as she hung on to his sleeve.

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u/Vegetable-Dog444 1d ago

Pff, reminds me of my ex. She'd block the door with her whole body if I wanted to leave during a fight (usually to take a walk around the block to cool down) or she would just grab my ankles and refuse to let go. Once I managed to escape, and ran. I called my dad to pick me up somewhere. When I saw him I quickly entered the car, but before we drove away, she ran toward the car and burst in.

After I moved into my own apartment and broke up, she'd appear uninvited. I'd let her in out of pity but then she'd create a drama and refuse to leave. Once I just forcefully removed her. Then she texted me that she got sexually aroused by me kicking her out forcefully and wanted to have sex.

I wasn't the best boyfriend either, but I think that physically obstructing one's freedom to leave is definitely abuse. It's horrible and I hated it so much.

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u/West-Needleworker-63 23h ago

Had a crazy ex that would block the door to. I remember the first time the cops came from her screaming one of them pulls me aside and is like dude you ain’t the first and you won’t be the last we’ve seen this chick over and over for years get out. One time she jumped on my back and bit my fucking forehead somehow while also trying to claw out one of my eyes. I had a human bite mark on my forehead for a month lmao shit was ridiculous.

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u/Mysterious_Law_7269 9h ago

And they say all cops are bastards.

I had one warn me about my crazy ass ex who thought they had multiple personalities also. Ugg, shudder when i think about back then, but its been decades now.

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u/DickHopschteckler 23h ago

Gads. I had an ex that never gave me my hoodie back. That’s about it.

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u/H4ckerPanda 1d ago

That’s a woman with serious mental health issues. And what may seem ok or even funny today , can be life or death situation tomorrow .

I hope you leave that woman by now .

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u/ImNotWitty2019 21h ago

Serious abandonment issues.

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u/JosephBlowsephThe3rd 18h ago

Technically, blocking a doorway to prevent someone from leaving under their own power is a degree of kidnapping (like how we have 1st, 2nd, and 3rd degree murder)

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u/ThatOneGuy6810 1d ago

Honestly dude one solid punch in the face wouldve solved this and been totally justified.

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u/Intelligent_Low1632 1d ago

He's trynna get custody from a pale woman while male and belonging to a certain demographic. He knows he's gotta take it unfortunately.

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u/ChiefRunningWaters 1d ago

Careful where you plant that seed bros.

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u/pickingbrains321 1d ago

My fellow brethren... Please stop mounting large pieces of hillbilly trash. This is what ya get.

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u/Due_Bad_9445 1d ago

This kind of behavior comes in all shapes and sizes, colors and flavors.

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u/sly69guy69 1d ago

For me it was a petite little Puerto Rican nightmare

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u/enzo11242020 1d ago

Bless your restraint. 🙏

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u/Own_Situation949 1d ago edited 1d ago

Attention, everybody who has a penis. This is the major reason why you put condoms on your Dick, okay. Stop telling these girls these sweet nothing. So you could shoot up the club that's dangerous for you. And her

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u/No-Independent-7107 1d ago

Thank you Lord for making me gay, amen.

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u/arctane 1d ago

Stage 5 clinger

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u/BigSD325 1d ago

97.9 % chance that she gives amazing blow jobs. That's just science.

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u/LittleOrphanAnavar 1d ago

My theory aligns with yours.

There has to be some sort of compensatory trade-off?

Otherwise who would even entertain putting up with this?

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u/InterestingEchidna54 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/nuEyrHmHtbAbfouwLr
He saw this and was like, no wait I can fix

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u/KrazyNinjaFan 1d ago

She is tired of him but is the one attacking him

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u/jnthnmdr 23h ago

Why isn't she bleeding? Genuinely confused.

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u/DazzlingDepartment59 21h ago

She's a demon brotha! A succubus ! Ruuuuuuunnnnnn !!!!!!!!

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u/ShinySalamancaBravo 4h ago

Thank you I wanted to comment are her hands done for?

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u/lil_Buckneesh8867 14h ago

so its true. once you go blck , you never go back. SHES NOT GOING BACK

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u/kibagundam0 1d ago

Use this to sue for full custody she will lose the rights to your kids forever.

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u/youinthefreezer 1d ago edited 17h ago

As a former crazy girl, she is beyond. The worst I did was destroy things that I made for and gave to him. I've grown a lot and don't do crazy shit anymore. This guy needs to get a restraining order.

Edit: The amount of people trying to neg me lmao. Post your faces on here and admit your faults. I dare you.

You wouldn't. Have the day you deserve. ☺️

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u/CorkBullet 1d ago

Still crazy I'm guessing. Example: your reddit name.

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u/DRINKMOREWATAAA 19h ago

Me reading the comment: "Growth as a human is beautiful." 😊🙌

Me reading the username: "Wait... WAIT!" 😲😲😲

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u/Choice-Routine6264 19h ago

From a man… We like to think it’s all personal growth, but we’re riding high on hormones too. I get my testosterone from a syringe nowadays, so I have some insight into how much my so-called personality is just a reflection of my hormonal state. The difference between 160 ng/dL and 900 ng/dL Test is night and day. I choose to dose myself into a midrange because I don’t like being the guy at the high or low end. Yes, it sounds dismissive to attribute behavior to hormones. But with any other mammal it would just be unremarkable/obvious.

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u/Complete_Chef_3418 16h ago

I’ve been on a medication for many years and didn’t realize it was depleting my testosterone and estrogen. Im a woman. Even women are supposed to have testosterone, just not as large of a amount as a man.
I was tired, irritable, moody, and had some crash outs that I’m not proud of.

After many doctors appointments, a ton of searching online, I started raising my hormones.

The difference was night and day. Looking back on my past behavior and feel mortified.

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u/TheGoldenCalfDon 1d ago

You should write a book for others lol

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u/youinthefreezer 1d ago

Should I? Let's talk about going from an emotional 10 to a 2?! It takes a lot. Going from freaking out to being chill? Let's do it.

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u/Seigfrydblazer 1d ago

It was weed, wasn't it

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u/youinthefreezer 17h ago

Actually no. Weed does help sometimes though. More just seeing how my behavior affected others and their perception of me. Introspection, self-awareness, learning self-control, etc. That was over 20 years ago, so just emotionally maturing in general.

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u/TheGoldenCalfDon 1d ago

Yeah help others find a way to better themselves!

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u/youinthefreezer 3h ago

You're a sweetheart. Thank you. I have no business instructing anyone on how to be better though. Just not to do what I've done.

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u/ArmsVSeaOfTroubles 23h ago

You’re already miles ahead by admitting this; this level of self-introspection is nearly unheard of nowadays from unhinged people.

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u/Sensitive_Estate_146 16h ago

Yeah, ypur still bat shit. Obviously.

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u/oceanic109 23h ago

Used to be crazy too, now I’m just slightly toxic but nobody is perfect. For me when I was young I would go into a relentless rage where the best example of how it felt was like I was turning into the hulk and anything said or done to me just fueled the rage even more. At some point it would get scary and if I owned a weapon I don’t even want to think about what could’ve happened. For some reason with age my mind snapped out of it and I’m pretty chill now.

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u/68plus1equals 23h ago

Glad to hear you’ve grown, that shit isn’t easy and takes a lot of hard inner work, good for you

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u/OutsideYourWorld 23h ago

I'd think it takes a lot to come back from crazy. Shitloads of therapy or what?

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u/iceman5920 3h ago

Thanks for speaking on it. Unfortunately you get dragged for admitting past mistakes and growing from them on here. Crabs in a bucket.

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u/youinthefreezer 3h ago

It's okay. I have thick skin. I appreciate you though. Crabs in a bucket indeed. 🖤

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u/OddTheRed 1d ago

When in doubt, throttle out.

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u/deephurting66 1d ago

Better slow to let the hog get comfortable then floor it for a couple of seconds, with luck you will hyper stretch some joints and leave her in a world of hurt. Bonus of any body parts get hurt, I've actually done it a couple of times to jerks like this down here in Mexico

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u/Glass_Cow85 1d ago

Just a reminder not to let just anyone nut inside and to nut inside just anyone, this has been a PSA.

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u/OmniaLoca 1d ago

I like the dual flip off at the beginning. Looks very practiced in this case

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u/ChildoftheApocolypse 1d ago

You got me fucked up..

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u/Frank_Midnight 1d ago

Be careful where you nutt.

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u/Danilo-11 1d ago

That should be a condoms commercial

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u/i_Cant_get_right 1d ago

She’s mad that he finally came out or what?

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u/short1inch 1d ago

Bruh, your survival has to be up a gear when someone punches your car window.

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u/Iambetterthanuhaha 1d ago

A quick second on the gas followed up with brake pedal smashed to the floor would have launched her ass right off. Soon as the window is smashed I am taking defensive measures if I am that guy driving.....

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u/Steleve 1d ago

She came at that widow like that chock from obsession omg

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u/Extension-Eye-4920 21h ago

Its all women until its no women.

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u/CaligoMilites 20h ago

Bro. Just accelerate?

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u/Conscious_Safety3690 17h ago

This guy needs to work on the Mideast peace talks

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u/ilikepisha 16h ago

Don’t stick your dick in crazy is the best advise in the history of the world.

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u/IrelandAutism13 15h ago

What the FUCK. Hope he gets her arrested and makes her pay for repairs, this is so dangerous

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u/BanditSL99 1d ago

Just drive, the hog will fall off.

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u/ocean_breeze_luluca 1d ago

I think she has a mental issue and needs professional help

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u/myotherrideisvhagar 1d ago

She's chimpin out

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u/smootchymcpoobrain 1d ago

Run you fools

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u/Tea-Jay-Dogville 1d ago

Wife material..😍

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u/Major_Bench5329 1d ago

“Youuu are crazyyyy 💁🏻‍♀️💅”

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u/Cool_Butterscotch_88 1d ago

anxiolytics

I'll have what he's having.

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u/RaconBang 1d ago

This EXACT thing happens in the movie Obsession

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u/Occasion-Mental 1d ago

As someone who stuck my dick in crazy, this is giving me flashbacks.

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u/Temporary-Cow2742 1d ago

I would applaud this guy if he did what we’re all thinking. Kudo’s on the patience.

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u/mooohaha64 1d ago

Mentally ill

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u/shallpasss 1d ago

I was scared for my life officer. 😆

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u/muhmomsbzmnt 1d ago

The double birds LOL

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u/LeastOstrich9108 1d ago edited 1d ago

Stooooop

JUST DRIVE AWAY

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u/Ok_King_1822 1d ago edited 1d ago

TERMINATOR

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u/Either-Figure-968 1d ago

My EX was like that. She removed the keys from the car ignition while I was driving at 50 mph on a road covered in snow, leaving me helpless at the wheel.

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u/djmaxx007 1d ago

Get her admitted ASAP!

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u/DogAffectionate6190 1d ago

These guys will bang anything 🫣

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u/Excellent-Yard2823 20h ago

I would have sped up.

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u/wildGoner1981 20h ago

That Buffalo is trying to get into the car!!

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u/DasVanjen 19h ago

Crazy girls are the best in bed. Just remember to choose positions where you see they’re hands 👍

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u/the_millenial_falcon 8h ago

Crazy Terminator baby mama.

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u/SpaceFish2 8h ago

The D must have been really good

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u/OkayCoward 1d ago edited 1d ago

If the races were reversed we would be seeing all types of snide comments about how the persons culture makes them incapable of being in western society. Im sure they will start now, even if the perp is wyt.

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u/Cooler_Frogger 1d ago

Redditors reaction to a video that has absolutely nothing to do with racism in any way shape or form.

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u/mad_mang45 1d ago

It's always bringing race or politics into something completely irrelevant. Sad.

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u/Disastrous_Still_232 1d ago

Why are we talking about race? Like what?

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u/Coleasa 22h ago

I think this is exactly the point. That if it was the other way around the whole narrative would be race. Instead it's just "crazy baby mama."

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u/Ancient_Bumblebee629 1d ago

Poor argument, exclusively hypothetical. If you see actual racism feel free to call it out (as one should). But this is just race baiting.

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u/Saraneth1127 1d ago

The downvotes are incoming for us both. But you know how it is with specific people. If a certain someone does something then they say it's because of their race. If another group does it then they're an individual and all you'll see is jokes. It's a lot easier to deal with when you realize that there is a culture of narcissism and double standards involved.

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u/AAA_Dolfan 1d ago edited 1d ago

Real question - do you notice that you two are the only people to bring up race? Whatsoever? Even in the deleted comments, I don’t see a single person saying it.. it’s just you two. And that feels strategic, almost like a bot posting trying to cause trouble for no reason.

That’s the only thing that makes sense to me - someone trying to bait people into a silly discussion that isn’t even taking place..

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u/Bronze_Rager 1d ago

Wow, just checked. These two are literally the only two people to bring up race. One comment about a hillbilly but other than that, its just these two comments.

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u/Western-Cranberry744 1d ago

It’s always the “least racist” racists

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u/dopewinnerchild 1d ago

That’s exactly the point.

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u/officeja 1d ago

Or just the opposite genders , it doesn’t always have to be about race

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u/SigintSoldier 1d ago

Men, stop sticking your dick in crazy.

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u/MrMiyagi13 1d ago

His own damn fault for putting his dick in that.

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u/Remarkable_Diet_69 1d ago

This is an example of women getting the baby hands treatment. A man doing this getting fuckin rocked immediately, and likely run over. Pathetic that she thinks she can do this, and does because this guy and many others allow it

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u/MsHelvetica 1d ago

That’s NOT that Gypsy Rose chick???

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u/PromiseToBeNiceToYou 1d ago

Don't be so desperate to get laid that you fuck crazy. Definitely don't fuck it without a condom.