r/cringereels • • 1d ago

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u/callmewicked366 1d ago

You just know that coochie grip like a fresh set of brake pads 🤣🤣

In all seriousness this is disgustingly abusive behavior

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u/Short-Friendship-588 1d ago

Any quality set of performance brake pads needs to be properly bed-in with a series of stops, starting from gentle and working up to very aggressive.

It's only the sub-par low grade stuff, like the woman in this video, that you can really lay into straight away.

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u/KomatoesII 1d ago

Sometimes ya gotta bleed the brakes.
But, you need another person to help.

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u/StilettoJones_JR 1d ago

OMFG IM HAVING THE SHITTIEST AFTERNOON BUT THIS COMMENT JUST GAVE ME ENERGY

BRAKE PADS??!

https://giphy.com/gifs/XHeLeuirRbwptHhSWd

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u/Netsforex_ 1d ago

Grippy socks grip cocks.

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u/Delmitus1 1d ago

People joke about it but its one of life's biggest jokes that people like this walk around with nuclear launch codes between their legs

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u/hedonisticlee 19h ago

"Nuclear launch codes!"

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u/Responsible-Lime-401 1d ago

Only because the government enables them.

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u/deathstalker655 1d ago

You mind telling me which government is in charge of making snach extra grippy? Cause i might have to move there

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u/ketchupmaster987 19h ago

It's gotta be a bot. No way any human would interpret that so literally

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u/Parking_Equipment427 21h ago

I think it's the Swiss, but I don't know for sure?

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u/HoustonScoot 1d ago

Grippier than the socks she wears

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u/EmployerWide1123 1d ago

not the brakeussy! 😭😭🚗

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u/tangoezulu 1d ago

Asbestos, semi metallic, organic, ceramic?

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u/AstroPygmy 1d ago

Pre drilled rotors for sure

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u/tangoezulu 16h ago

Wouldn’t the “rotors” in this analogy be the penis? I guess mine does have a hole, just not the way that rotors do.

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u/callmewicked366 1d ago

Judging by how she acting, 100% semi metallic. Brake dust everywhere

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u/L1LREDD 1d ago

And naturally it’s his fault. /s I’m so tired of you, as you attempt to remove yourself from the hostile environment.

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u/MedusaHartz 1d ago

I got discs up front and drums in the back, baby.

I not only have a fresh set of calipers, I'm also callipygian.

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u/M-I-T-B 1d ago

Shouts to E-40 for putting me on to callipygian

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u/94BitterThoughts 1d ago

This that bullshit J cole was rapping abuut

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u/AccomplishedSmell921 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/WRccK563FH1uvR2p4s
VICE GRIPPY…… gatta be when they that crazy

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u/Miserable_Internet89 1d ago

Grippy socks=grippy box

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u/aledba 17h ago

You wicked LMAO

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u/WileyWilly1985 15h ago

It is a well known fact and irony of the universe that crazy girls have the best coochies

I bet he'd cum so hard inside of her he'd see the face of god.

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u/Nocturnatron 1d ago

Or a psychotic episode, its pretty extreme and possibly detrimental to her own self

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u/skiforlife1 1d ago

Or she's just an abusive bitch who didn't get her way and people on the internet like you jump to claiming she isnt making a conscious choice.

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u/Excellent_Shirt9707 1d ago

Probably not a psychotic episode as that’s about delusions as in not knowing what’s real and what’s not. This could be a manic episode, just depends on baseline. Mental health isn’t so clear cut where you either have a disorder or you don’t, diagnosis is subjective.

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u/skiforlife1 1d ago

It could be. It also could be that she is used to getting away with terrible behavior like this and knows exactly what she is doing but just doesn't care.

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u/dontletmedown3 1d ago

Yep literally could be all of that or none of it. Kinda wild lol. Yall be very careful out there in this world and watch who you fuck!

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u/Excellent_Shirt9707 1d ago

Yeah, which is why baseline is what matters, not what we see here.

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u/Nocturnatron 1d ago

An equally likely assumption with him having done something extreme to get her that way and then started filming and acting calm and rational

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u/skiforlife1 1d ago

Sure. If the tables were turned would be giving him the same benefit of the doubt? Would you also assume she pushed him to that point as being an option. That is a serious question by the way.

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u/Nocturnatron 1d ago

Could say the same for your assumption is all i'm saying

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u/skiforlife1 1d ago

I get that. I wasn't making assumptions just pushing against the thought that she isn't in control and therefore not to be held accountable. Neither of us know from the short video. Would you feel the same if the sexes were reversed though?

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u/Excellent_Shirt9707 1d ago

Mental illness does not always imply lack of control, and mental illness also doesn’t alter accountability, it just changes sentencing.

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u/Nocturnatron 21h ago

Yes why would i care about their sexes, one is at peak heart attack blood pressure, smashed a window and held on to the moving car by the broken glass like somebody was kidnapping her baby while on her period

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u/elKane0 1d ago

no it isn’t
lol “you made me smash your car window and hang on while you’re driving away”

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u/Nocturnatron 1d ago

That isnt a reaction a normal person has... nobody is excusing her actions, but there is definately something off

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u/skiforlife1 1d ago

It definitely is a reaction some people have and I promise you there are people who act this way strictly because they haven't faced consequences for these actions. I'm saying jumping to defense in some belief that she isn't capable of controlling herself is a dangerous precedent to set for the world.

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u/Nocturnatron 1d ago

I didn't say she couldn't control it, i'm saying that reacting that way is not normal behaviour

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u/One-Train901 1d ago

What is?

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u/Nocturnatron 21h ago

Using words, maybe getting mad and smacking the car or something, people get mad, but not smash the window in and hang onto the car by the broken glass while being dragged around with blood pressure so high you can see the heart attack forming in their face mad

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u/eyebags23 1d ago

This is without a doubt psychosis.

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u/His_Name_Is_Twitler 1d ago

Possibly? lol