r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 13d ago

META Post 🎃OCTOBER 2026 MEGATHREAD🎃 NSFW

43 Upvotes

Welcome to the October Megathread.

Some other notable stuff this month:

October 1st to 4th: Oktoberfest 🍺

October 12: Canadian Thanksgiving 🦃

October 31st: Halloween 🦇

Honourable mention: After 23 years, Blizzard dropped the trilogy to the Warcraft Campaigns: The Forsaken. I'll make this discussion thread quick coz Lady Sylvanas needs me.

MEGATHREAD RULES:

Sub rules still apply: eg, do not post personal information, no self-promotion (i.e 40M dm me), pay for play content etc. This is a discussion thread so please control the thirst 👏👏

The same karma and other qualifiers for posting and commenting still apply. We'll do our best to approve comments that have been removed by the automod.

Avoid downvoting in this thread. Unless it’s something particularly heinous, downvoting a comment just because you don’t agree with it hurts the sub and its members 😤 It’s not easy to build karma for a NSFW account and this is a space for discussion.

RESPECTFUL disagreement and debate is acceptable. Outsiders coming here to disparage the general concept of RAOMDs will be banned; however, users respectfully criticizing the sub, its rules, and the mods is fine

No detailed success stories (make a [SUCCESS] post for that)

Please do not report posts here. We have the report button for that, and the mods do see them

🚩SAFETY STUFF🚩

RAOMD Safety Searches - includes our public ban log and safety searches for vetting reddit accounts

How safe is oral sex - Unofficial health advice from our retired head mod

Persistent messaging - prevents chat messages from being deleted

👓DISCORD STUFF👓

Did you know RAOMD and RAOBJ has a discord 😱

Join the RandomactsofDiscord and level up your tongue game: https://discord.com/invite/PqhSU4G

📉SEPTEMBER STATS📈

🔍Views + visitors:

In September, this sub has been viewed 1.5 million times, with an average of 9.1K individual visitors each day.

🚫 MOD BANS 🚫

In the past 30 days, we issued 122 temporary and perma bans.

📷 VERIFICATION 📷

12 users were verified this month = 5 females and 7 males

💹 Post stats 💹

Below is a rough USER count of each R4R category in September

REDDITOR 4 REDDITOR POST COUNT % (rounded up)
F4M 80 4.93%
F4F 21 1.30%
F4A/T/NB/Couples 20 1.23%
M4F 1491 91.98%
M4T/A/NB/Couples 4 0.25%
T 4 F/M/A/T/NB/Couples 0 0%
NB 4 F/M/A/T/NB/Couples 1 0.06%
Couples 4 F/M/A/T/NB 4 0.25%

❗QUESTION FOR THE TRANS AND NON-BINARY FOLK ❗

Historically, it is very rare for trans and non-binary users to post on this sub and I would like some insight as to why.

For those that identify as T or NB, do you find this sub to be inclusive and welcoming? To be muffdived, you need female genitalia so I understand this might be very dysmphoric for trans/non-binary users.

💦MOIST MAP💦

Created by Claude. Please note some countries have banned reddit, there's no internet access or there is a crisis happening, which is why there's no active posters. I'd like to think RAOMD can be used as an indicator of a healthy democracy.

Global Map:

Closer look at USA & Canada. Y'all can be friends for this:

Europe:


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • May 31 '21

[META] This subreddit is for EATING PUSSY. NSFW

1.4k Upvotes

Just a friendly reminder that this subreddit is explicitly dedicated for eating pussy.

If your post is not about eating pussy or getting your pussy eaten, it is not appropriate for here.

If you're looking for kink, try /r/bdsmpersonals.

If you're looking for a general hookup, try /r/RandomActsOfBlowjob or /r/dirtyr4r.

If you're just lonely, try /r/ForeverAlone or /r/makenewfriendshere.

Please continue to report any posts that are not about muffdiving. We should have "not seeking a muffdive" as a report reason now.

Thanks to everyone in the muffdiving community!

Much love,

The Mods


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 1h ago

♀♥♂ Orlando 33 [F4M] #Orlando - No Tricks, just Treats 🎃 I'll give you something Orgasmic to Eat 😽 NSFW

• Upvotes

Life has been very stressful these past few weeks, so I need to relax and have some fun. I'm seeking a dedicated giver who loves to deliver long intimate oral sessions all with a focus on my pleasure, sensual foreplay, massage & aftercare. Craving a connoisseur who will devour me, worship my body, prioritize my needs, communicate effectively & provide the passionate experiences I desire. Let me run my fingers through your hair as I moan and wrap my insatiably thick thighs around your head...

About Me:

  • 5'4, light brown sassy curvaceous Caribbean, 38C cup, brunette wavy curly hair, glasses, trimmed to light bush.
  • DDF/STD free. Non smoker. No 420. I don't host.
  • Desires a steamy makeout, pillow talk, connection, and enjoys praise, breast & ass play on me.
  • Kink, vibrator and aftercare cuddles friendly.
  • Not looking for penetrative activities, to be a penpal or reciprocate.

About You:

  • Straight, 25-59, with a voracious appetite to satiate a pillow princess.
  • STD tested, DDF (no 420), non-smoker.
  • Ability to host Petfree in Central FL. (Open to Tampa.)
  • Devoted gentleman ready to please with good personal hygiene, stamina, emotional intelligence, and enthusiasm.
  • Respects my consent, boundaries & understands No Reciprocation means Boxers stay on. No handjobs, BJs, or PIV/PIA.

Please share a SFW face photo in chat. I'm Verified & I'll expect you to verify through Reddit with pics. No pics, no consideration. Anyone interested must be able to plan a public meetup (dinner/drinks) first, so we can feel the mutual chemistry and stay safe.


While hungry travelers can still apply, ideally I'm looking for consistent local ongoing meetups. Low-effort messages ignored. Show me you can take the lead and let's make some sparks fly...


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 7h ago

♀♥♂ Sacramento 35 [F4M] #Sacramento - Curvy brown woman seeking a generous giver NSFW

19 Upvotes

Hi friends! Long time lurker, first time poster, be noice.

Me: 5'5", 215, strong and curvy plus size build. Mixed heritage with brown skin and big dark eyes, been told I'm pretty, not very quiet during, and begged to sit on faces. I love nature and dumplings.

You: Close to my age, good hygiene, are a geek or nerd about something, not looking for reciprocation at all, good with your fingers, incredible appetite, prefer tall and solid but if you're strong and confident, I'm open. Though I make friends across the rainbow spectrum, I'm most drawn to and feel safest with other POC for today's post.

Protocol: I can host but I'd also like you to be able to host. Yes, I'd like something reoccurring and I'd want to meet in public first to make sure we vibe. Have recent test results, be respectful of time, and be able to hold a conversation. If you're interested, tell me a little about yourself and what you enjoy about doing this and a neck down photo at least. And, if you're on any of those sites, add the username and mutual discretion is required.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 2h ago

♂♥♀ Toronto 39 [M4F] #Toronto - Experienced bush pilot seeks jungle to land in NSFW

3 Upvotes

Do you have a hairy pussy? I’d like to eat it! The wilder, the better. I love going down on a woman, but especially if she’s natural downstairs.

I’m not looking for reciprocation or sex. I just want to pleasure you and have that be the focus of the encounter. I find the female orgasm exciting and I just want to use my face to help you have them!

About me:

- Not an actual pilot therefore not licensed to operate any aircraft

- 39

- South Asian

- 6’0” 170 lbs

- DDF - Can show proof

- non smoker

- clean, hygienic and well groomed

- consent positive

- body positive - I appreciate all body sizes and shapes

- can host in a hotel

- GTA based (East end)

- Respect your privacy and discretion

- love to read your cues and adjust accordingly

- respectful and want to make you feel comfortable.

- not trying to make this happen tomorrow

- 420 friendly (I no longer smoke but you can)

- I also love breast play, if that’s your thing!

You:

- Any ethnicity/race/whatever

- DDF

- sane

- have a bush(honestly even if you don’t, it’s still cool)

- clean/hygenic

- willing to verify prior to meeting

I’m located in Ajax but I’m in Toronto almost every day.

Looking forward to hearing from you 😎


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 2h ago

♂♥♀ Chicago 47 [M4F] #Chicago - Hairy girls taste better NSFW

2 Upvotes

Hello!

I'm a [6'6", average build] man living on the city's NW side and I love giving an abundance of deeply-satisfying oral to women who don't shave or trim their pubic hair. Armpit and leg hair is a huge plus too.

Aside from that, I'm cute, funny, emotionally mature, sober, and sane. I also make pretty good sourdough breads (I just made bagels) and ice cream (not sourdough, but there's an idea). I can host us in my pleasant, roommate-free space or travel within the city.

Hope you're having a pleasant start to your autumn after a few false starts, and to make you feel amazing soon.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 4h ago

♂♥♀ OrangeCounty 43 [M4F] #OrangeCounty - Are you a younger/college girl into older men? Do your friends dads or dads friends turn you on? NSFW

3 Upvotes

I absolutely love giving oral. I love how excited you get when I make you orgasm over and over and over and I have to hold your hips down because they are bucking up and down uncontrollably with pleasure. I’d love to make you orgasm again and again and again from me going down on you. Especially if you’ve never had a man give you really amazing oral before I’d love to change that for you!

Whether you are shy and this is your first time flirting with an older guy or you’ve done it before, be a good girl (please be 18 or over) and say hi🙋‍♀️

I’m white, 6’1” weigh 195 lbs and I have brown hair and brown eyes. I’m also looking to actually meet and not just talk online.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 4h ago

♂♥♀ Edmonton 35 [M4F] #Edmonton - wanna try a tongue piercing? NSFW

3 Upvotes

35 year old experienced eater looking for someone who wants to enjoy my service. I have my tongue pierced and know how to use it. Can travel or potentially host. Look forward to tasting you. Squirters to rhe front of the line.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 14m ago

♂♥♀ Minneapolis 47 [M4F] #Minneapolis - It's cold today and I could use some earmuffs :) NSFW

• Upvotes

Wasn't it just in the 80's on Monday?? Usually don't mind cooler weather but a 30-degree drop has got me shivering. I could really use a nice set of legs to keep my ears nice and warm. While we're at it, let's get you nice and warmed up too!

Open to meet publicly/chat beforehand, make sure all parties are comfortable.

Preferences: 30+, trimmed/bald. Beyond that I'm pretty open.

My details: 5'11" / Dad bod 205 lbs / DDF / Hygienic / Kind / easy going / Looking for 30+ in age

I can host or travel, I'm just SW of the cities.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 22m ago

♂♥♀ Austin 31 [M4F] #Austin - Your Pleasure = My Priority NSFW

• Upvotes

6'1, 31 here. Have a nice spacious apartment to myself where I'd love to host you for an evening of sensual pleasure. I like to use my long fingers while I eat and have been praised for my technique... DM me if this sounds intriguing. Would love to get to know you — in all the ways. xoxo


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 43m ago

♂♥♀ NYC 30 [M4F] #NYC - Looking to give someone a multi orgasmic experience NSFW

• Upvotes

Hi RAOMD, like the title says, I'm a giver and I'm looking to give.

Me: white, slim, athletic, brown hair, blue eyes with a desire to make people happy.

You: down to earth and loves having their pussy eaten.

I've had success here before and its been amazing and I would like to meet someone new here. So if this catches your eyes send a dm :)


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 43m ago

♂♥♀ LasVegas 45 [M4F] #LasVegas - No-strings muffdiving. Las Vegas Local here. Just come over, get comfortable, and let me spoil you. NSFW

• Upvotes

Looking for a woman in Las Vegas who wants to be taken care of… orally.

I’m offering pure, focused, no-reciprocation muffdiving. No pressure, no expectations, nothing owed. Just me between your legs taking my time, learning exactly what makes you melt, and not stopping until you’re completely satisfied.

I like going slow at first, then getting greedier once I feel you start to open up. I stay down there as long as you want. Multiple rounds welcome.

If you’ve been craving that kind of attention with zero awkwardness afterward, this is it. Clean, discreet, respectful, and genuinely good with my mouth.l
Tell me a little about yourself when you message. Can host or come to you depending on the situation.
DMs open.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 1h ago

♂♥♀ SanDiego 34 [M4F] #SanDiego - Climber looking for a belay parter NSFW

• Upvotes

Hello! I’m 34, 6 foot and 165. I rock climb mostly for my workouts hence the title and username. But also enjoy any and all outdoor activities.

Am very interested in finding a fun friend who might also be into climbing? Can climb more than just walls too…maybe climb my face? Maybe coffee as well? Anyways work is slow so let’s chat!


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 1h ago

♂♥♀ nyc 39 [M4F] #nyc - Be Selfish. It’s HOT. NSFW

• Upvotes

Too many times women get in their heads about pleasing their partner, preventing them from truly enjoying themselves.

Women are taught its their duty to please men. So when the time comes, some women find it hard to let go to have toe curling orgams.

Instead of asking for what they really want - to have their pussies worshipped for hours just for the sake of it - they suck it up and either have sex or give a hj/bj to make him happy.

Thats why I love this sub.

For me, worshipping a woman IS the prize.

I really really enjoy teasing, licking, tasting, massaging and worshipping a woman. I enjoy doing it FOR HOURS without wanting anything in return and keeping my clothes on.

So, maybe you being selfish makes us both happy. You get out of your head to enjoy many sweet releases and I get to relieve my stress..

Feel free to ignore me read a book, watch netflix or doom scroll. Hell, you can even flirt with hot guys online. This is all about you.

Ideally seeking something ongoing. Easy, simple, drama free. Don’t care if you’re married, dating or anything else.

Picky, talented, enthusiastic, insatiable, discreet, clean.

6'1, handsome, athletic, a gentleman.

35+ and a bush to the front of the line.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 1h ago

♂♥♀ Chicago 39 [M4F] #Chicago - stormy weather all week, let’s find another way to make it rain! NSFW

• Upvotes

This on/off rain here in Chicago has just been atrocious. The tease of sunshine this morning followed by depressing overcast… has seriously got me riled up and have this INSATIABLE desire to devour you orally

I’ll make this pretty easy - just looking for
women (any shape, race, size) as long as you’re hygienic.

I can not host; however can travel to you or we can find somewhere to hang.

5’11” 225 lbs stockier build, physically active... Light trimmed beard, hygienic.

DM for pic swap. Let’s chat and link sooner than later

Your oral connoisseur awaits his dessert


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 1h ago

♂♥♀ Katy 43 [M4F] #Katy - West Houston looking to make you squirm NSFW

• Upvotes

Older chubby 5’10 dad here would love to go down on you and make you squirm. I enjoy giving pleasure and will go down on you until your legs are shaking.

No reciprocating unless you would like to. Please be 20+ and clean.

I prefer you be close so we can potentially meet up again. DM me and let’s chat. Must be willing to send a verification pic.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 2h ago

♂♥♀ NYC 27 [M4F] #NYC - Let Me Take Care of You NSFW

1 Upvotes

I’m not in a rush, not looking to collect body counts. I’m more into slow, focused sessions where you can relax, let go, and just enjoy being on the receiving end.

I’m 27, based in NYC, I’m looking for someone who wants a laid-back connection with a guy who genuinely loves giving. No pressure, no rush. Just me putting in the work to make sure you’re left smiling, and maybe wondering why you didn’t try this sooner.

**About me:**
– 5’7”, dad bod, with short facial hair and a somewhat mullet lol
– Clean, recently tested, respectful, drama-free

If you like the idea of someone who’s happy to take their time and make the whole experience about *you*, send me a message and let’s see if we click.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 2h ago

♂♥♀ DFW 29 [M4F] #DFW - Looking for my cute Indian pillow princess NSFW

1 Upvotes

I am looking for a woman who would love to receive a few hours of unreciprocated pleasure. I’ve always had the most fun and been most attracted to Indian/south Asian women, so do one of you want to be my next pillow princess?

Ideally I’d like to find someone who’s open to an ongoing, regular thing where I come by often to eat you out, but I’m also definitely open to just a one time thing to start if you’d prefer. I absolutely love to give head, and could spend a few hours between your legs eating you up and seeing how many times we can get you to cum. I’m all about giving pleasure and making you feel as good as possible. I have stamina, experience, and enthusiasm in spades, and I’d love to share that with you.

I’m white, I’m in good shape, clean, 5’10, brown/blonde hair and blue eyes. I live near downtown Dallas but can come to you wherever you are in DFW. I’m very relaxed and easy going, and open to anyone, young or old, skinny or curvy, shaved or natural, so reach out if you’re interested and we can talk!


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 2h ago

♂♥♀ Atlanta 39 [M4F] #Atlanta - Business traveler here Wed & Thu (Oct 21–22). Let's grab a drink and fix the dry Atlanta Reddit scene. NSFW

1 Upvotes

Hey Atlanta,

I’m in town for work this Wednesday and Thursday (Oct 21–22) staying up in Sandy Springs.

I was browsing Reddit trying to find some local action and noticed the Atlanta scene is way quieter than it has any right to be. For a city this size, someone’s gotta fix that.

A little bit about me: I’m a 6-foot, larger Latino guy, an easygoing professional, drama-free, and clean. I’m completely flexible on how we play it. We can grab a drink at a hotel bar or nearby spot first to break the ice, or you can head straight to my hotel. Whatever makes you feel most comfortable.

As for what I’m looking for, I’m a pleasure dom, and I genuinely love eating pussy and ass. If you’re looking to unwind and be well taken care of, let's connect.

Shoot me a DM with a little bit about yourself, what you're looking for, and your availability. Let’s make my work trip a lot more interesting.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 2h ago

♂♥♀ Manchester 41 [M4F] #Manchester - looking for a pillow princess (UK) NSFW

1 Upvotes

Looking for a cute woman to eat out and ride my face till my beard is soaked and your heart and pussy is content. This is all about you.
I’m caring and attentive and happy to take things at your pace, if you’re shy.
Happy for one offs, but be great to make it a regular thing.

Happy to travel within the northwest or midlands if we click

Me:
5’9 white guy, average build (74kg) with nice chest
I’m clean, well groomed and DDF, short brown hair and beard and green eyes.

You:
Slim/slim curvy/petite. DDF. 18+

Looking for real connection, please be happy with verifying after chatting for a bit and looking to actually meeting. Let’s meet for a drink and see where it leads

If interested, message with a bit about yourself


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 6h ago

♂♥♀ LosAngeles 37 [M4F] #LosAngeles - 6’6” and a soft spot for spoiling someone NSFW

2 Upvotes

I’m 37, 6’6”, in Toluca Lake, and have a particular weakness for women who know what they want and aren’t afraid to ask for it.

I’m naturally dominant, but also affectionate, attentive, and a little bit of a goofball. I enjoy taking the lead, but I think the best part of meeting someone new is figuring out what makes them smile.

I’m looking for something casual, playful, and mutually enjoyable. I can host, and I’m happy to meet for a drink or coffee first if you’d prefer.

I appreciate good conversation, a little teasing, and someone who enjoys being the center of attention.
Tell me what your ideal evening looks like. I’ll see what I can do. 😏


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 2h ago

♂♥♀ LasVegas 43 [M4F] #LasVegas - Welcome To Sin City NSFW

1 Upvotes

Welcome to Vegas! I am a Vegas local enjoys being the welcoming committee for hard-working ladies who just need a stress-free experience while they are in town

I am a clean cut business professional who understands the need to kick back for a bit amongst the craziness of travel without any games or worrying about pleasuring someone else. If your schedule is busy and you just need something quick or you prefer a longer time together, I am open to what works for you

I am a selfless giver who truly enjoys the experience! I am open to reciprocation if that is of interest, but I won’t ask so just mention it if that is something you want to include in our time together.

Locals are of course welcome as well.

about me: 43, white, business owner with a busy schedule that can be a challenge. No drugs, non-smoker. Very laid back and drama-free, I don’t ghost or flake out! 6’, 250 lab football player build.

DM’s are open, I can’t wait to hear from you


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 6h ago

♂♥♀ TORONTO 27 [M4F] #TORONTO - Handsome & Fit Guy Looking for a Natural/Hairy Girl to Go Down On NSFW

2 Upvotes

Happy October everyone!

I'm still looking for a girl I can regularly go down on. I love to see a hard working girl's stress get relieved, and there's nothing I'd rather do.

About me: I'm 27, of mixed ethnicity, tall, very fit, hygienic and I smell good. I'm respectful, experienced and if it goes to something beyond coffee, I'm STI negative and get tested regularly.

I'm open to whatever you are looking for, but in particular, I really miss having a partner to give massages to and go down on. To me, there's nothing more satisfying than making a girl feel beautiful. If you're also overworked and need to be spoiled and worshipped, let me massage you until your body is relaxed, and then make you cum until you're tapped out. I don't require any reciprocation unless you want to.

I'm very into the natural beauty of a woman. I love all shapes and sizes, and I think body hair is not only normal, but attractive. A woman with a bush is so lovely! Let me show you how beautiful you are. You'll feel like a queen when you're with me and you won't have any worries or insecurities because I will be that enamoured with you.

If there are any girls who want an experienced, respectful and caring guy to take care of you, send me a message. If you are not comfortable with being hairy/in a natural state, that's okay too! 

If this sounds like something you're interested in, message me and let's connect. I will send pictures and I am happy to verify. I live in Toronto, can drive, sometimes host and am willing to get a hotel if we connect.

Let's see if we have any chemistry.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 19h ago

♀♥♂ ChiangMai 46 [F4M] #ChiangMai - Playful pleasure NSFW

19 Upvotes

After a successful encounter a while ago, I am interested in finding a new partner for playful pleasure.

A European lady with curves and natural look wants to be the centre of your attention. 160 cm

If you do not smoke, are DDF, get pleasure out of my pleasure and are willing to meet for a vibe check in public you might be the right one for this adventure. Please send me a message with a little introduction, a sfw pic and mention the last book you read.

Please save us both the time if you are not in the country, you are looking for reciprocation, you are keen on sending unsolicited nsfw pics, or if you can't write a well written introduction or hold a conversation.

I m in the mood of receiving and exploring pleasure and seeing you enjoy giving it. Open to something ongoing.

I will only reply to messages that show you have read this entire post. In best case, you can tickle my mind and my body.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 3h ago

♂♥♀ London 45 [M4F] #London - A [Verified] Muff-Diver Seeking a Pillow Princess Who Loves Being Worshipped NSFW

0 Upvotes

I know this sub is filled with flowery promises and chatgpt aided fantasies that never go anywhere. That’s not what I’m offering. I’m verified, 45, London-based, confident, clean (disease and drug free), mixed race with predominantly Persian genes, and very much here for something real.

At my core, I’m both intellectually kinky and utterly devoted to the art of giving pleasure. I’m a patient, focused, enthusiastic giver, the slow, teasing, addictive kind that makes your toes curl and your mind pleasantly dissolve. I don’t rush, I don’t script, and I don’t need reciprocation to enjoy myself. I’m happiest with someone who loves being the center of deep, attentive exploration… a pillow princess who wants to be worshipped, adored, and discovered inch by inch.

I’m a true sapiosexual. I am someone who gets turned on by intelligence, curiosity, and a mind that can shift effortlessly from discussing shibari aesthetics to debating economic policy. If you like mixing brainy back-and-forth with filthy undercurrents, we’ll click.

I’m discreet, respectful, communicative, and all about chemistry, not pushy, not performative. The best intimacy I’ve had came from connections far outside my “vanilla” offline world, and I’m craving more of that… but specifically with someone close enough to meet in person. I’m based in London (Kent is workable too), and I’m looking for something that can move off the screen once the vibe is right.

I’m happy to exchange pics, but only after we’ve actually talked a bit; I’m not into “window shopping” without connection.

If you’re local, open-minded, temptation-prone, and craving smart, dirty, attentive energy, the kind that starts in our minds and might end with you thoroughly, completely adored, send me a message.

Let’s see where our chemistry leads us… preferably off reddit and into the real world.