r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 22h ago

♀♥♂ ChiangMai 46 [F4M] #ChiangMai - Playful pleasure NSFW

20 Upvotes

After a successful encounter a while ago, I am interested in finding a new partner for playful pleasure.

A European lady with curves and natural look wants to be the centre of your attention. 160 cm

If you do not smoke, are DDF, get pleasure out of my pleasure and are willing to meet for a vibe check in public you might be the right one for this adventure. Please send me a message with a little introduction, a sfw pic and mention the last book you read.

Please save us both the time if you are not in the country, you are looking for reciprocation, you are keen on sending unsolicited nsfw pics, or if you can't write a well written introduction or hold a conversation.

I m in the mood of receiving and exploring pleasure and seeing you enjoy giving it. Open to something ongoing.

I will only reply to messages that show you have read this entire post. In best case, you can tickle my mind and my body.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 4h ago

♀♥♂ Orlando 33 [F4M] #Orlando - No Tricks, just Treats 🎃 I'll give you something Orgasmic to Eat 😽 NSFW

10 Upvotes

Life has been very stressful these past few weeks, so I need to relax and have some fun. I'm seeking a dedicated giver who loves to deliver long intimate oral sessions all with a focus on my pleasure, sensual foreplay, massage & aftercare. Craving a connoisseur who will devour me, worship my body, prioritize my needs, communicate effectively & provide the passionate experiences I desire. Let me run my fingers through your hair as I moan and wrap my insatiably thick thighs around your head...

About Me:

  • 5'4, light brown sassy curvaceous Caribbean, 38C cup, brunette wavy curly hair, glasses, trimmed to light bush.
  • DDF/STD free. Non smoker. No 420. I don't host.
  • Desires a steamy makeout, pillow talk, connection, and enjoys praise, breast & ass play on me.
  • Kink, vibrator and aftercare cuddles friendly.
  • Not looking for penetrative activities, to be a penpal or reciprocate.

About You:

  • Straight, 25-59, with a voracious appetite to satiate a pillow princess.
  • STD tested, DDF (no 420), non-smoker.
  • Ability to host Petfree in Central FL. (Open to Tampa.)
  • Devoted gentleman ready to please with good personal hygiene, stamina, emotional intelligence, and enthusiasm.
  • Respects my consent, boundaries & understands No Reciprocation means Boxers stay on. No handjobs, BJs, or PIV/PIA.

Please share a SFW face photo in chat. I'm Verified & I'll expect you to verify through Reddit with pics. No pics, no consideration. Anyone interested must be able to plan a public meetup (dinner/drinks) first, so we can feel the mutual chemistry and stay safe.


While hungry travelers can still apply, ideally I'm looking for consistent local ongoing meetups. Low-effort messages ignored. Show me you can take the lead and let's make some sparks fly...


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 18m ago

♀♥⚧ nyc 33 [f4a] #nyc - i want to feed you my grool NSFW

• Upvotes

hi! i’m looking for someone to make a mess between my legs, scoop it out with their fingers, feed it to me, lick it up, and spit it in my mouth.

i have brown hair, brown eyes, and am a bbw. i like long, messy sessions where my pussy gets teased and devoured. i can’t host, but happy to commute to anywhere in manhattan, brooklyn, or queens. looking for a one time thing.

i’m bi, so open to both cis men and women or even couples!

men: please be 30-40, *single*, employed, educated, and respectful. my mind needs to tolerate you before my pussy will accept you.

women: i have a strong preference for older women (35+), bbws, black women and woc, and hairy women, but really open to any women. pillow princesses to the front of the line!

i’m very submissive and my kinks include edging and piss play. please be prepared to immediately verify on another app so we don’t waste each other’s time! tia!

edit: will not respond to low effort dms, especially if you have an empty/new profile.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 2h ago

♂♥♀ Sydney 26 [M4F] #Sydney - A refreshing post for the women scrolling, not my first rodeo 👀 NSFW

5 Upvotes

Looking for a gorgeous woman for some NSA connections. The vast majority of posts on here unfortunately lack effort or important information, so I’m writing this one to be notably different.

I’m Dan, 26, and I’ve been fortunate enough to meet some incredible people off of Reddit, including multiple RAOMD 👀 I even have a success post written on here (by the lovely lady I met) that I can share with anyone local to me, and interested.

I’m hoping to chat to some well spoken, engaging women who are looking to have some fun with someone respectful, hygienic and educated. I’m 26, tall, slim/athletic build and do consider myself conventionally attractive. I absolutely adore putting your pleasure first, and do not expect, ask for or instigate any reciprocation. Pressing my soft lips against your… lips is the greatest pleasure in life. The sweet taste, the gentle flicker of my tongue, the writhing of your hips, and your moans of desperation when I tease you and draw out your inevitable orgasm. Ecstasy, mutually.

I can be very discreet, and will always respect your privacy and personal life. If you’re married, that’s okay. Please just tell me so we’re on the same page. This can be an entirely anonymous and safe space, as long as you can do some basic verification and are willing to exchange photos relatively early.

Shape, size, age (as long as you’re an adult) and colour genuinely does not matter to me - a good communicator outweighs all of them. I have been lucky enough to meet some gorgeous ladies over twice my age, so don’t let that stop you! All bodies are beautiful.

If you’ve read this far, thank you. Please send me a blue heart 💙 so I know you’ve made it all the way down here! Also include a fun fact about yourself.

Dan x


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 17h ago

♀♥♀ LosAngeles 36 [F4F] #LosAngeles - come eat me up NSFW

5 Upvotes

I’m 36. I’m looking for a female with nice big ( . )( . ) to come over tonight and lick me until I say stop. Helps if you’re good with your fingers too. Im between 4’11-5. 106 lbs. petite and tight. Not looking for something long and drawn out. I’m looking for tonight. Red wings certified/friendly is a plus. I can host. Right now not looking to reciprocate but will probably want to play with/suck on your ( . )( . )


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 1h ago

♂♥♀ KansasCity 36 [M4F] #KansasCity - It's almost Halloween, so I need a boo! NSFW

• Upvotes

36 year old project manager seeking witchy woman to absolutely wear out my jaw.

Let's meet up somewhere public to make sure there's no ghouls or ghosts.

If we vibe, I'd love to bury my face in your pumpkin patch and make you scream.

Me: 6'2", 240lb athletic build. Dominant, experienced, respectful, hygienic

You: Crazy, scary, spooky, hilarious


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 8h ago

♂♥♀ OrangeCounty 43 [M4F] #OrangeCounty - Are you a younger/college girl into older men? Do your friends dads or dads friends turn you on? NSFW

3 Upvotes

I absolutely love giving oral. I love how excited you get when I make you orgasm over and over and over and I have to hold your hips down because they are bucking up and down uncontrollably with pleasure. I’d love to make you orgasm again and again and again from me going down on you. Especially if you’ve never had a man give you really amazing oral before I’d love to change that for you!

Whether you are shy and this is your first time flirting with an older guy or you’ve done it before, be a good girl (please be 18 or over) and say hi🙋‍♀️

I’m white, 6’1” weigh 195 lbs and I have brown hair and brown eyes. I’m also looking to actually meet and not just talk online.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 5h ago

♂♥♀ Toronto 39 [M4F] #Toronto - Experienced bush pilot seeks jungle to land in NSFW

3 Upvotes

Do you have a hairy pussy? I’d like to eat it! The wilder, the better. I love going down on a woman, but especially if she’s natural downstairs.

I’m not looking for reciprocation or sex. I just want to pleasure you and have that be the focus of the encounter. I find the female orgasm exciting and I just want to use my face to help you have them!

About me:

- Not an actual pilot therefore not licensed to operate any aircraft

- 39

- South Asian

- 6’0” 170 lbs

- DDF - Can show proof

- non smoker

- clean, hygienic and well groomed

- consent positive

- body positive - I appreciate all body sizes and shapes

- can host in a hotel

- GTA based (East end)

- Respect your privacy and discretion

- love to read your cues and adjust accordingly

- respectful and want to make you feel comfortable.

- not trying to make this happen tomorrow

- 420 friendly (I no longer smoke but you can)

- I also love breast play, if that’s your thing!

You:

- Any ethnicity/race/whatever

- DDF

- sane

- have a bush(honestly even if you don’t, it’s still cool)

- clean/hygenic

- willing to verify prior to meeting

I’m located in Ajax but I’m in Toronto almost every day.

Looking forward to hearing from you 😎


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 8h ago

♂♥♀ Edmonton 35 [M4F] #Edmonton - wanna try a tongue piercing? NSFW

3 Upvotes

35 year old experienced eater looking for someone who wants to enjoy my service. I have my tongue pierced and know how to use it. Can travel or potentially host. Look forward to tasting you. Squirters to rhe front of the line.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 36m ago

♂♥♀ Charleston 35 [M4F] #Charleston - I want to give you so much pleasure NSFW

• Upvotes

Hope you're having a lovely evening. I'm a 35 year old guy who loves to make you feel good. I want to give you an experience where you receive all the pleasure you deserve.

As for myself, I'm about 230lbs, 5' 8" clean shaven with a "Dad bod" with broad shoulders, shorter brown hair. I'll be honest, I'm a nerdy guy, let's meet to chat about movies, reading, games, and more and see if we vibe

I can't host, but I want to make sure any environment we are in is comfortable for you where there are no expectations, and no pressure. Let's chat, meet up, see if the vibe is right, and have some fun.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 50m ago

♂♥♀ Princeton 38 [M4F] #Princeton - philly as well. first time NSFW

• Upvotes

Hi everyone. Im a 5'11 fit male living in Philadelphia and go back and forth to princeton. So both places are home to me.

Well, not sure how to say this other than ive never eaten anyone out before. I guess im a nerd and reserved. Ive been told I have a big tongue and I think it is time i try this out. Im enthusiastic and not asking for anything in return. Just someone who is open to me learning.

Shot in the dark, but why not right?

I have a lot more to me than this, but thats more for a personal conversation. Reach out. Time to watch 40 year old Virgin again 😬


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 1h ago

♂♥♀ Visalia 31 [M4F] #Visalia - let me worship your pussy. Just lay back and enjoy. Will be hosting in the Visalia and Fresno area NSFW

• Upvotes

Hello my name is Gilbert 31m 5’11 brown hair brown eyes well kept short beard. I live in the Central Valley and will be in Visalia and Fresno this upcoming weekend. I will be staying in a Hotel so I can host. I am looking for a lady who just wants to lay back and let me worship her pussy. No reciprocation needed. I genuinely love doing it. From experience I can confidently say I am really good at it. I absolutely love the idea of giving someone pleasure. It’s one of the most satisfying and gloriously erotic experiences in my opinion. I love the feeling and the taste of someone’s pussy lips pressed against my mouth. I feel completely fulfilled knowing that every stroke of my tongue causes a reaction in her body. The sound of her breathing deepening as I suck and lick every inch of her pussy. In to all type of women. Open to meeting up for coffee first and see if we click. Dm me for a chat


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 1h ago

♂♥♀ Sacramento 38 [M4F] #Sacramento - Seeking Blissful Muff Dive NSFW

• Upvotes

Hi there,
Respectfully, I’m in search of a one woman who wants to enjoy hours of passionate oral pleasure. I’ve always enjoyed giving oral and find it to be a huge turn on. Expect no reciprocation expected. Would prefer something ongoing and consistent but open to a one time encounter. Willing to meet in public first to establish boundaries and see if there’s chemistry for this situation. I can be discrete as well if needed.

I’m a kind, respectful and easy going guy, 5’10 height, fit body, clean shaven face, std free with recent tests.
Looking for a woman who’s std free, good hygiene, and any age over 25 years old but prefer closer to my age if possible.

If my post is up I’m still looking. I’m off tomorrow Friday all day as well.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 1h ago

♂♥♀ Toronto 37 [M4F] #Toronto - Let's have a great night 👫👅🐱😈 NSFW

• Upvotes

Hey RAOMD!

Toronto based laid back guy here. Looking to connect with women for some fun respectful and lighthearted vibes. Into good conversation humor and keeping things relaxed. Enjoy Latin dancing 💃🕺, tennis, and skiing, always up for sharing good energy. Recently STD tested and clean. Very respectful. Message if interested in private chats and pics!

I'm 5'9, 170.

PS - apparently my post was taken down because it wasn't clear that I'm here for eating pussy. Yes I'm here for that 😅😊


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 1h ago

♂♥♀ Chicago 56 [M4F] #Chicago - Saturday or Sunday night NSFW

• Upvotes

I’m looking to see how welcoming the city of Chicago is. I’ve heard the food is amazing. So perhaps one of you can tell me the best places to eat. Or show me some of them.

I’m 6’1. Average build. Dark haired white guy. Easy on the eyes and pretty relaxed and confident approach in life. Well employed, clean cut and clean all around.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 1h ago

♂♥♀ Atlanta 43 [m4f] #Atlanta - Looking for a woman that wants to be my pillow princess and drench my beard tonight NSFW

• Upvotes

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Hello all. I’m a 43m husky guy dad bod. Muscular arms tats and a beard. In town at hotel for the evening and back in 2 weeks would love to make you dripping wet and satisfied . I am a pleaser and am not looking for reciprocation. It wouldn’t be turned away but my pleasure comes from making you cum over and over until you tap. No time limit. Hosting in hotel or I can travel. Not picky on body types or race. I am picky on cleanliness in all the ways. Meet outside or close by bar If the vibe is there we can go have all the fun. If no vibe still better than sitting in my hotel alone. HMU if you have questions or want to chat. Yes we can trade pictures. Please provide age and describe yourself some. If you can provide what your ideal night would be even better. Hope to talk to you soon.

Please respond with your fav restaurant so I can weed out the bots and fakes.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 2h ago

♂♥♀ Indianapolis 48 [M4F] #Indianapolis - Carmel chasing a fantasy. NSFW

2 Upvotes

I've had a reoccurring fantasy of giving a random stranger a muffdive. I haven't had any success so far. I am staying in Carmel tonight and would love to try this out. Show up, get eaten and leave. I am currently in the having a beer in hotel bar watching the upcoming baseball playoff game. Please be sti and hard drug free. Send me a dm if this sounds like a fit for you.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 2h ago

♂♥♀ Houston 24 [M4F] #Houston - Looking to dive on in NSFW

2 Upvotes

Like the title said, I'm looking to dive on into some nice pussy. I want to worship a woman and watch as she squirms with pleasure. I want to be deep in that pussy and get suffocated too. I want you to sit back and relax while I go down on you. I want you to orgasm multiple times while your legs are shaking. I want you to be comfortable too while I go down on you.

6'1, black, average body and a bit nerdy. Ideally looking for a bbw but I'm open to all body types. Can't host but can travel, do carplay, or get a hotel. No fakes or flakes please. Hoping you can verify upon request and I'll do the same too.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 2h ago

♂♥♀ NYC 41 [M4F] #NYC - I really just want to please you NSFW

2 Upvotes

So, I guess I’ll get right to it, my favorite thing to do is please a woman with my tongue. I also firmly believe that no reciprocation should be necessary, needless to say. I think getting another off solely for their pleasure is just so hot. I'm 40, brown hair and brown eyes, 6’1" slim to fit build. I have plenty of experience to back up my talk and I know you absolutely would not be let down. I think my record is 12 orgasms in one sitting (my tongue never gets tired FYI). Persistence is key and I wouldn’t dream of letting you go until I thought you’ve finished properly.

So what do you say? :)


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 3h ago

♂♥♀ Austin 31 [M4F] #Austin - Your Pleasure = My Priority NSFW

2 Upvotes

6'1, 31 here. Have a nice spacious apartment to myself where I'd love to host you for an evening of sensual pleasure. I like to use my long fingers while I eat and have been praised for my technique... DM me if this sounds intriguing. Would love to get to know you — in all the ways. xoxo


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 4h ago

♂♥♀ Chicago 39 [M4F] #Chicago - stormy weather all week, let’s find another way to make it rain! NSFW

2 Upvotes

This on/off rain here in Chicago has just been atrocious. The tease of sunshine this morning followed by depressing overcast… has seriously got me riled up and have this INSATIABLE desire to devour you orally

I’ll make this pretty easy - just looking for
women (any shape, race, size) as long as you’re hygienic.

I can not host; however can travel to you or we can find somewhere to hang.

5’11” 225 lbs stockier build, physically active... Light trimmed beard, hygienic.

DM for pic swap. Let’s chat and link sooner than later

Your oral connoisseur awaits his dessert


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 5h ago

♂♥♀ Chicago 47 [M4F] #Chicago - Hairy girls taste better NSFW

2 Upvotes

Hello!

I'm a [6'6", average build] man living on the city's NW side and I love giving an abundance of deeply-satisfying oral to women who don't shave or trim their pubic hair. Armpit and leg hair is a huge plus too.

Aside from that, I'm cute, funny, emotionally mature, sober, and sane. I also make pretty good sourdough breads (I just made bagels) and ice cream (not sourdough, but there's an idea). I can host us in my pleasant, roommate-free space or travel within the city.

Hope you're having a pleasant start to your autumn after a few false starts, and to make you feel amazing soon.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 6h ago

♂♥♀ Atlanta 39 [M4F] #Atlanta - Business traveler here Wed & Thu (Oct 21–22). Let's grab a drink and fix the dry Atlanta Reddit scene. NSFW

2 Upvotes

Hey Atlanta,

I’m in town for work this Wednesday and Thursday (Oct 21–22) staying up in Sandy Springs.

I was browsing Reddit trying to find some local action and noticed the Atlanta scene is way quieter than it has any right to be. For a city this size, someone’s gotta fix that.

A little bit about me: I’m a 6-foot, larger Latino guy, an easygoing professional, drama-free, and clean. I’m completely flexible on how we play it. We can grab a drink at a hotel bar or nearby spot first to break the ice, or you can head straight to my hotel. Whatever makes you feel most comfortable.

As for what I’m looking for, I’m a pleasure dom, and I genuinely love eating pussy and ass. If you’re looking to unwind and be well taken care of, let's connect.

Shoot me a DM with a little bit about yourself, what you're looking for, and your availability. Let’s make my work trip a lot more interesting.


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 9h ago

♂♥♀ LosAngeles 37 [M4F] #LosAngeles - 6’6” and a soft spot for spoiling someone NSFW

2 Upvotes

I’m 37, 6’6”, in Toluca Lake, and have a particular weakness for women who know what they want and aren’t afraid to ask for it.

I’m naturally dominant, but also affectionate, attentive, and a little bit of a goofball. I enjoy taking the lead, but I think the best part of meeting someone new is figuring out what makes them smile.

I’m looking for something casual, playful, and mutually enjoyable. I can host, and I’m happy to meet for a drink or coffee first if you’d prefer.

I appreciate good conversation, a little teasing, and someone who enjoys being the center of attention.
Tell me what your ideal evening looks like. I’ll see what I can do. 😏


r/RandomActsOfMuffDive • • 10h ago

♂♥♀ TORONTO 27 [M4F] #TORONTO - Handsome & Fit Guy Looking for a Natural/Hairy Girl to Go Down On NSFW

2 Upvotes

Happy October everyone!

I'm still looking for a girl I can regularly go down on. I love to see a hard working girl's stress get relieved, and there's nothing I'd rather do.

About me: I'm 27, of mixed ethnicity, tall, very fit, hygienic and I smell good. I'm respectful, experienced and if it goes to something beyond coffee, I'm STI negative and get tested regularly.

I'm open to whatever you are looking for, but in particular, I really miss having a partner to give massages to and go down on. To me, there's nothing more satisfying than making a girl feel beautiful. If you're also overworked and need to be spoiled and worshipped, let me massage you until your body is relaxed, and then make you cum until you're tapped out. I don't require any reciprocation unless you want to.

I'm very into the natural beauty of a woman. I love all shapes and sizes, and I think body hair is not only normal, but attractive. A woman with a bush is so lovely! Let me show you how beautiful you are. You'll feel like a queen when you're with me and you won't have any worries or insecurities because I will be that enamoured with you.

If there are any girls who want an experienced, respectful and caring guy to take care of you, send me a message. If you are not comfortable with being hairy/in a natural state, that's okay too! 

If this sounds like something you're interested in, message me and let's connect. I will send pictures and I am happy to verify. I live in Toronto, can drive, sometimes host and am willing to get a hotel if we connect.

Let's see if we have any chemistry.