r/MurderedByWords • • May 27 '25

What is and isn't a Murder By Words

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Over the past few weeks we've begun noticing something about the quality of the posts on the subreddit, and we'd like to clarify just what is and isn't a murder.

What is a murder

1) A murder is: A RESPONSE. A murder is not a one-sided quip, sentence, statement or otherwise about any given situation.

2) A murder is: A response TO SOMEONE. A murder follows a specific format: Person A says something stupid. Person B responds to Person A explaining why what Person A said is stupid.

3) A murder is: A response to someone CALLING THEM OUT FOR BEING WRONG. Two people agreeing about something is not a murder. If both people featured in the post are saying the same thing, or Person A says something and Person B supports Person A and expands, that is not a murder.

4) A murder is a response to someone calling them out for being wrong WITH SUBSTANCE, AND RECEIPTS. Personal attacks are not murders. Calling someone wrong because they did something once in their life is not a murder. The response must be in direct relation to the original statement.

What isn't a murder:

Memes, jokes, "Your mom" jokes, small dick jokes, forever alone/virginity jokes, fat jokes, ugly jokes, crossposts from r/roast me, posts based around spelling/grammar, etc.

Although it may seem that there is some overlap, we are working very hard to not have this subreddit turn into r/politicalhumor 2. Please bear that in mind when posting.

As ever, please use the "report" button to bring rule-breaking posts to our attention. We're not always available to be online 100% of the time, and reporting bad posts allows us to take advantage of auto-moderator rules built in to help us.


r/MurderedByWords • • 5h ago

The lack of awareness from that first post is astonishing

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r/MurderedByWords • • 8h ago

Technically correct murder

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r/MurderedByWords • • 1h ago

MAGA accidentally projecting their own pastor onto Talarico 💀

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r/MurderedByWords • • 16h ago

I wore my homemade romper

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r/MurderedByWords • • 9h ago

Absolutely murdered, destroyed, annihilated, and dominated.

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r/MurderedByWords • • 15h ago

Why is Kamala still being ranted about?

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r/MurderedByWords • • 10h ago

You idiots are supposedly the journalists.

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r/MurderedByWords • • 5h ago

A civil remonstrance.

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r/MurderedByWords • • 1h ago

That post but clarity

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r/MurderedByWords • • 22h ago

Another baseless claim

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r/MurderedByWords • • 1d ago

Some things never change, dad!

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r/MurderedByWords • • 1d ago

The yummy taste of AI slop

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r/MurderedByWords • • 1d ago

Made in China law degree

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r/MurderedByWords • • 1d ago

He discovered it, then asked the locals for directions

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r/MurderedByWords • • 1d ago

"And if it doesn't? Who are we kidding? You idiots would vote for me a fourth time!"

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r/MurderedByWords • • 5h ago

I Thought She Looked Familiar!

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r/MurderedByWords • • 2h ago

She walked so Raygun could run.

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r/MurderedByWords • • 1d ago

Even the man she built from scratch is tired of her

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r/MurderedByWords • • 2d ago

Self inflicted. Sayed just signed the death certificate.

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r/MurderedByWords • • 2d ago

The difference between fascism and actual investigation

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r/MurderedByWords • • 2d ago

James Talarico, next senator for Texas, is full of zingers

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r/MurderedByWords • • 2d ago

It always helps when they cannot resist gloating and projecting. I could say their line of thinking comes out but then that'd mean they've the capacity to think.

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r/MurderedByWords • • 2d ago

Greg Baldwin clapping back at haters!

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r/MurderedByWords • • 2d ago

MAGA Ignorance As Usual 😆

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