r/MurderedByWords • • 13h ago

Technically correct murder

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u/Ancient_Pop1712 13h ago

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u/CG_Ops 10h ago

Appropriate response:

Because I'd have launched myself into space, just to get away from (people like) you

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u/moonchylde 10h ago

Ah, but does he support vote‐by‐rocket? Because I think he might struggle to show up at the polling place on‐time.

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u/StoneGoldX 8h ago

Depends on what President Trump's Head In a Jar thinks of it at the time.

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u/scrangos 1h ago

illegal vote by rocket

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u/MurderDeathTaco 12h ago

Honestly, prison and tax payer funds confiscated and repatriated

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u/GODDAMNFOOL 8h ago

"Best we can do is use it to turn more brown babies into skeletons"

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u/RedBushDiver 13h ago

I’ll vote for this fucking guy

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u/garyisonion 12h ago

I'd vote for him too!

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u/Unable-Log-4870 10h ago

Don’t. He’s running unaffiliated. That means he’s there likely to draw votes away from the Democrat candidate, making it more likely for the republican to win.

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u/RedBushDiver 10h ago

Sonsabitches. It’s all just a big fucking joke.

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u/Unable-Log-4870 10h ago

Well, our voting system is made to be exploited, so that people have a harder time expressing their intent effectively.

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u/ArgusTheCat 9h ago

This is why the best vote is to vote for anyone who seriously supports ranked choice voting.

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u/Unable-Log-4870 8h ago

In the primaries, yes. In the general election, you should just vote for whoever has the best chance to defeat the Republican. That means NOT voting 3rd party in the general election.

Getting a voting system that allows voters to express their desires without having to resort to strategy (something that Ranked Choice Voting can do, but doesn’t necessarily always do) is a really good goal to have.

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u/defaulticus 9h ago

Eh, its a solid republican district in Florida anyway. In a strong enough wave (which we might be having) it might be in play for a democrat, but he couldn't have known that when he filed to run.

Running independents seems to be working in Nebraska, possibly Idaho and South Dakota, and the democratic party is trying to get its own candidate to drop out in Montana because the independent can probably win there this year but she can't. So, running an indie in this election was probably a solid idea in the spring.

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u/Choyo 10h ago

Never heard of the guy, but first thing I thought reading this was "Is it another Fetterman trying to forage votes ?"

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u/Marijuana_Miler 8h ago

Seems like Davis' only policy is investigating Elon Musk's crimes. Has the Democratic candidate considered stealing the idea and run on Mark Davis' platform?

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u/gingerfawx 8h ago

Also appears to have two brain cells to rub together (see post), which is more than most of the candidates have on display. We could do with more of that.

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u/samenumberwhodis 8h ago

No no, that would require doing what your constituents want and not what your donors want

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u/Fun-Grab-9337 8h ago

One day yall will realize uttering a statement like this means our democracy is already long dead.

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u/Unable-Log-4870 8h ago

This has been a flaw in our system front the beginning. If that means our democracy is dead, I think that implies it was never alive.

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u/Fun-Grab-9337 8h ago

Yea, some might argue we never really did have a real one.

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u/Unable-Log-4870 7h ago

I think we were making pretty good progress up until the 1960s, when a lot of people decided that democracy was okay, but not if black people got it too.

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u/FalafelSnorlax 11h ago

I'll fuck this voting for guy

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u/cowlinator 11h ago

Do you live in Florida?

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u/[deleted] 12h ago edited 12h ago

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u/CelestialDuke377 12h ago

U expect trump to follow up on his promises?

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u/[deleted] 12h ago

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u/Choppers-Top-Hat 12h ago

"Every politician in the world is Donald Trump" says local internet genius.

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u/[deleted] 12h ago

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u/LiamJamIsMyNeesons 12h ago

Do you wake up every day this stupid, or do you do a lot of drugs?

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u/backstageninja 12h ago

Difference is one of them is much much more likely to have committed actual crimes

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u/LiamJamIsMyNeesons 12h ago

One committed crimes. Hope this helps

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u/BigsChungi 12h ago

Technically Hillary did break protocol and it could be considered a crime. Whether it actually rose to a criminal level is debatable.

However I think Trump and the Clinton's are both immoral people.

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u/captorofsin79 11h ago

Hillary didn't rape kids with Jeffrey

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u/BigsChungi 11h ago

Rape isnt the only immoral act out there.

Hillary was a warhawk that took bribes. She is part of the evil side of the invisible hand.

Trump is evil too, but you have to be able to recognize both.

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u/Muad-_-Dib 11h ago

One car has a squeaky brake.

The other car has hit a tree at 100mph, the driver flew a good 30 feet before landing, the engine is now located in the back seat footwell and the whole thing is on fire.

You - "But that squeak tho".

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u/ealysillyforestthing 11h ago

Fyi: at the time of that email thing there was 33 other members of Congress that was doing the same. Funny how we don't have anyone going after them. Another fyi: members of Congress do that email thing still even now

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u/JessieColt 11h ago

Republican Colin Powell, the Sec of State for Republican Bush Jr., told her that he used private emails to communicate with others while he was Sec of State.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/hillary-clinton-colin-powell-advice-for-private-email-server/

But you certainly didn't hear any R's demanding the government find those communications from Powell so that they could be audited/reviewed.

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u/CheryllLucy 10h ago

are you talking about the email server that trumps people set up the exact same way when he got into office?

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u/OrganicDoom2225 12h ago

Musk couldn't program you better.

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u/Legitimate_Young978 13h ago

also accepted: "That's right, dummy. You wouldn't."

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u/ichabod01 12h ago

And couldn’t

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u/druidmind 11h ago

They shouldn't!

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u/zyzzogeton 8h ago

Ok Dennis Duffy.

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u/New-Monk4216 13h ago

Secret Elon Musk account found?

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u/ealysillyforestthing 11h ago

When that Russian bot farm got hit a huge amount of Twitter accounts suddenly got quiet

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u/Stormtomcat 11h ago

Did it really? I've seen many anecdotes, and one screenshot of a graph, but no real source. 

I hope it's true, and it can be a start of ending the trolling and scamming and propaganda 

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u/ness_monster 11h ago

I have been skeptical as well. Lots of stories, little data to back it up.

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u/ElysiumSocialMember 9h ago

Lots of stories, little data to back it up.

this sentence pretty much sums up all american social and political hysteria of the last 10 years on both sides. always headlines that dont represent the articles or articles that dont have a real source

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u/ealysillyforestthing 3h ago

I've seen mods post visitor counts before and after. It was a sharp drop off

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u/Good-Cake-446 10h ago

Yup, i dont know why bots would need a datacenter, there are many videos online of people just using hundreds of old phones to do their botting.

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u/HunterSThompson64 8h ago

According to this BBC article which questioned a investigative firm that tracks Russian state backed actors accounts, there was no noticeable change.

Researchers from dTeam, a US-based group that tracks Moscow-linked influence operations, told BBC Verify there has not been "any traffic change from known Russian accounts and bot clusters on any platform".

A lot of people are pointing towards Cloudflare's graph showing Yandex-related bots declining sharply, but Cloudflare notes it was related to all Yandex traffic, meaning their web crawler bots, the same as Google's.

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u/Stormtomcat 2h ago

Thank you for the source. 

I guess it's positive that the destruction isn't tied to propaganda. Let's not incentivize the idea that you can silence your opponent by blowing up infrastructure. 

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u/ZsaZsaChaos 12h ago

Isnt he the one who went to a trump rally and went down the line of trump supporters and called them all pedophile supporters?

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u/schroedizzle 9h ago

I believe he also got thrown out of a De Santis speech for yelling at him that he was a pedophile protector.

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u/Maelefique 12h ago

Also, if you're the last person on Earth, but you still feel the need to compete in an election to make sure you're the best choice... just how bored are you??! 😅

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u/SuperFLEB 11h ago

As we zoom out on a man in the throes of madness, shouting at no one, shouting at himself, stumbling up the street clutching a box of blue hair dye, broken in two by the realization that there aren't any Libs left to own any more, that if he's going to own the Libs, he'll have to become one.

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u/TheProcrastafarian 10h ago

Pure poetry.

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u/Low-Possibility-7060 12h ago

Depends on how long you have been alone. Maybe there will be a volleyball going against you in the election.

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u/bisectional 10h ago

Oh man, i got voted out by a 100% landslide of one? 

Answer: super bored 

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u/Driftedryan 8h ago

Elon would

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u/lackadaisical_timmy 12h ago

To be fair, they said they wouldn't 

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u/BobJoeBlo 12h ago

Correct. But then again, maybe the voting process would be set up so that people in a space station could vote electronically for elections held on Earth's surface...

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u/IfIWasCoolEnough 12h ago

There are lots of already dead Republican voters. Joke's on you, Mark!

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u/PluginAlong 12h ago

At least it'd be an easy "race" to win and you'd have 100% vote count accuracy.

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u/rhino910 12h ago

Vote every Republican out of office so that Congress can reign in the out-of-control trillionaire who is helping war criminal Putin kill innocent people

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u/queuedUp 12h ago

Even if it was just the 2 of them, what strange time to have an election

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u/Lt_Cochese 12h ago

There's a right wing boot locker journalist where I live named Mark Davis. Every time I see something from this Mark Davis, I get confused for a split second.

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u/webbslinger_0 12h ago

I have no idea of his platform or ideas but here’s my vote Mark Davis

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u/FlashOfTheBlade77 10h ago

The fact that you see this as a good thing is just sad. Voting blind for people because of their words as opposed to actions is what got us to where we are today.

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u/WhatTheFlipFlopFuck 10h ago

I'll vote for anyone that holds pedophiles accountable vs those that won't.

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u/webbslinger_0 9h ago

It’s a joke. Congrats on your first day on Reddit

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u/Extreme-Slice-1010 11h ago

How can you tell if a person has low IQ??

They defend billionaires

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u/sevenaya 11h ago

So Luigi must be a genius by that argument

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u/EuenovAyabayya 12h ago

I don't believe anyone running for Congress will be in a position to jail Elmo. That darn separation of powers thing, ya know.

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u/nikstick22 11h ago

Once the republican swamp is drained, they could come after him for his campaign contributions, I bet. A lot of stuff that happened in the 2024 election was suspect.

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u/Yeseylon 7h ago

Swamp's never getting drained at this point. Whole party needs to collapse and a new party needs to rise up.

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u/EuenovAyabayya 10h ago

It'll be Meuller, uh Smith, us special prosecutor time.

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u/ThothAmon71 11h ago

There's always the Trading with the Enemy Act.

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u/EuenovAyabayya 11h ago

I think there are probably several ways to jail him, but another branch will have to do it. Two, really, unless the current admin goes even further down the rabbit hole, which seems entirely plausible.

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u/Patanned 10h ago

not only plausible, it's the natc's (my preferred name for christian nationalists like russell vought and his like-minded ilk) go-to action plan - which they've made no secret of.

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u/EuenovAyabayya 10h ago

"Christian Dominionism" will be a fun buzzword. /s

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u/kryonik 11h ago

They can begin investigations into illegal activities, afaik.

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u/EuenovAyabayya 10h ago

They can, and while legislative investigations can be useful at casting light into dark places, they also have potential to forestall proper prosecutions by "tainting public perception." If you really want people locked up, the next administration will have to lead the charge.

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u/SuperFLEB 11h ago

Not directly, but theoretically they could start chucking out executives with impeachments until someone on that side did.

And somewhere between "practically" and "theoretically", there are methods of pressure.

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u/EuenovAyabayya 11h ago

Fact remains that he made the statement knowing he couldn't really be held accountable for it.

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u/suprahelix 10h ago

The tweet was worded specifically to be vague. He could certainly do everything in his power to see that Musk was prosecuted. Namely launching investigations and using congressional authority to obtain information that could be passed to US Attorneys. Or by passing laws that Musk could run afoul of.

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u/dmoney83 8h ago

Well if they can go after a US citizen like Rep Ilhan Omar from when she was a child and before a citizen... Then surely they can go after Elmo.

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u/Jeremiad-Kain 11h ago

Mark Davis is such a generic name it's hard to even narrow down which one he is. The Florida one? I dunno, but I like the energy he's bringing to the table. I'd vote for him if I could.

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u/borisdidnothingwrong 12h ago

I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on Earth!

Lady, if I were the last man man on Earth, you wouldn't even have a chance!

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u/Broke2Gnomeless 12h ago
  • the best kind of murder

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u/Huge_Strain_8714 12h ago

Fvcking gold, more moron MAGA memes

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u/platomaker 12h ago

Is mark davis good?

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u/artichokebuzz 10h ago

To be fair, saying he wouldnt vote for him if he were the last person on earth is technically correct.

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u/sec713 10h ago

Funny how the "Law and Order" crowd doesn't really care about the law or maintaining order.

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u/GonzoVeritas 8h ago

I can absolutely see the wimp crying that he was threatened by leftist violence by 'you wouldn't be around'.

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u/theclapp 12h ago

And also, if he were the last person on Earth, his promise about Elon would be moot.

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u/AgainstSpace 8h ago

He'd still win by default.

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u/TheBrianJ 11h ago

I'd vote for Mark Davis in a second, because he'd piledrive me otherwise.

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u/2nd_Inf_Sgt 10h ago

maga brains have been deep fried by so much bullshit that comes out of their leader’s mouthanus.

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u/Dependent_Tune_1333 10h ago

Joke's on you fool, he wouldn't! Just like he said!

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u/mc_mcfadden 9h ago

His instagram is crazy

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u/OddComrade449 9h ago

Pure demagoguery.

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u/Madhatter25224 8h ago

Lol get shit on scowan65

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u/ExtremlyFastLinoone 12h ago

Finally, a good murder on this sub

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u/SirBexley 3h ago

Mic drop!!!