r/MurderedByWords • u/Stotallytob3r • 18h ago

I wore my homemade romper

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u/MoGreensGlasses 18h ago

Yeah, Debbie

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u/PM_THE_REAPER 18h ago

Debbie needs to mind her own business. I've never liked her.

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u/SuperlativeSleep 18h ago

All my homies hate Debbie

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u/Gin_OClock 17h ago

Fuckin Debbie

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u/TK_Nanerpuss 17h ago

Debbie Downer.

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u/lewdnep-vasilias_666 11h ago

the moon is such a Debbie

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u/cheesybitzz 10h ago

Debbie just brings me down, you know?

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u/lollipopp_guild 17h ago

All my homies hate Debbies

Every Debbie we know is like this

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u/chubbycatfish 13h ago

What about little Debbie?

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u/Zepangolynn 10h ago

I've actually only ever met one other Debbie who was quite nice, and instead every person but one with a J name has been an ass. Personal experiences lead to such weird biases.

This Debbie? Definitely needs to mind her own damn business.

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u/mighty_kaytor 14h ago

Its true, though, Ive never met a Debbie who didnt suck, and Lindas are no picnic either.

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u/FarinaSavage 13h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/tAxUvnEISIHIvO0Ule

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u/mighty_kaytor 11h ago

Omggg no you're right, Im so sorry Linda you are a fictional treasure 😭

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u/Cultural-Treacle-680 1h ago

What about little Debbie’s

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u/Artegall365 15h ago

r/oldpeoplefacebook in a nutshell

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u/PM_THE_REAPER 15h ago

Years ago a relative of my late stepfather got offended by a friend of mine swearing on my FB. I couldn't believe the nerve. I barely new her and think I only met her once. I told her where to go, in no uncertain terms.

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u/Jules-of-Jubilee 15h ago edited 12h ago

Debbie is fun name to yell condescendingly.

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u/bony_beotch 18h ago

“I just settled all my lawsuits, Fuck you Debieee”

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u/lcssa 18h ago

Now this looks like a job for me so, everybody just follow me, cuz we need a little controversy, cuz it feels so empty without me

https://giphy.com/gifs/4pKDYAWeZ8fHa

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u/Dead-O_Comics 18h ago

I can't believe he's now collaborating with Kid Rock to make a Christian album...

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u/BobbuBobbu 18h ago

Mf fell off. I remember him in "music to be murdered by" basically saying ACAB because of all the police violence and now here he is collabing with Mr. "Blue Lives Matter"

"Pick a lane, fool!" Says I.

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u/impshial 12h ago

Kid Rock and Eminem are from Detroit and have been friends for almost 30 years. They're currently collaborating on one single song, and this is the third time that they've done it.

It is possible to be friends with someone even if you disagree with them politically or ideologically.

One thing you won't see is Eminem standing next to kid Rock at a republican rally.

And another thing you won't see is kid Rock standing next to Eminem at an anti-trump rally.

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u/Digresser 15h ago

I can't believe he's now collaborating with Kid Rock to make a Christian album...

That's not true.

He's featured on one song. We don't even know yet if it's a new verse or if Kid Rock bought an old verse, like when DJ Khalid bought a Dre and Eminem feature off Kanye not too long ago.

We also don't know the content of the verse. If it is a new verse, maybe it's famously left-leaning Eminem trying to sway the other side.

The album drops this week. Is it that much to ask that we wait for the facts before we kick up the outrage?

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u/shes_a_gdb 13h ago

Is it that much to ask that we wait for the facts before we kick up the outrage?

On Reddit????

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u/Dead-O_Comics 15h ago

That's not true

So Eminem isn't working with Kid Rock on a Christian album called "Halfway 2 Jesus"?

Because he is.

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u/Digresser 15h ago

Featuring on a single song is not the same thing as collaborating to make an album.

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u/Badgertank99 18h ago

That has to be a bit right? Thats so weird

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u/Anarchyr 15h ago

Everyone can buy a verse from Eminem, he didn't work with Kid Rock.

Kid Rock bought a verse off the label and used it for his album.

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u/Badgertank99 14h ago

Oh. Still weird but makes more sense

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u/impshial 11h ago

Everyone can buy a verse from Eminem, he didn't work with Kid Rock.

Kid Rock bought a verse off the label and used it for his album.

This is an incorrect fact.

The song that they're doing on kid Rock's album is a full collaboration, and it's the third collaboration that's happened between Kid Rock and Eminem in their 30-year friendship.

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u/Dead-O_Comics 18h ago

My hope is that it's a bit for an experimental movie, like when Joaquin Phoenix pretended to me a hip-hop musician

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u/impshial 11h ago

It's not a bit.

Kid Rock and Eminem has been friends for almost 30 years, and both grew up in Detroit. This will be the third time that they have collaborated on songs.

It is possible to work with someone even if you have political or ideological differences.

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u/Detroit72 17h ago

You mean Dre, right? Right??

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u/Lexi_Banner 15h ago

Smh. Motherfuckers act like they forgot about Dre.

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u/GiveMeNews 16h ago

I tried to like his music 20 years ago. Even copied a CD. All his songs were him whining about someone who wronged him, and now he is rich. It was pretty cringe. Anyways, happy I never paid for any of his shit.

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u/Insane1rish 8h ago

Always have to shout that part out along with the song hahaha

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u/ShanShan9413 13h ago

Currently playing on my Spotify as I scrolled past this comment.

Thanks, Universe 😇🤣

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u/Tight-Temperature670 18h ago

Yeah, fuck you Debbie

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u/robertluke 16h ago

Threads is basically a “fight with strangers” app.

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u/hypercosm_dot_net 14h ago

And reddit, and twitter, and...well you get the idea.

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u/diarmada 13h ago

Actually, if you curate your subs here, it's pretty sweet and life-affirming...but does my contradiction mean we are beefing???

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u/Libertyler 11h ago

It might not be beef anymore... 

Just horsing around.

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u/Original-Rush139 12h ago

Aktully…

/s

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u/CptnHnryAvry 14h ago

You can use facebook marketplace for that, too. 

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u/These-Anxiety-5919 14h ago

$500? I'll give you $75. Can you deliver?

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u/CptnHnryAvry 13h ago

Yeah man sure! What's your address and when's a good time? 

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u/EatYourCheckers 13h ago

Nextdoor - fight with strangers that you could track down based on their real name in your neighborhood!

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u/otackle72 16h ago

A set of getaway sticks like that deserves to be shown off. Kick rocks Debbie.

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u/BroseppeVerdi 15h ago

getaway sticks

I'm stealing that one.

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u/Acceptable-Ninja-151 15h ago

I'm still not awake yet, I misread it as 'gateway' sticks and thought it was the most awkwardly phrased thirsty comment until I reread it.

https://giphy.com/gifs/aPy1iDreYN5DIVtoMk

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u/Geek_X 12h ago

Same here but I still think it’s funny that way

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u/[deleted] 11h ago

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u/Acceptable-Ninja-151 11h ago

Yeah I covered the entire process in the post you're replying to.

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u/Domeil 14h ago

'Stealing'? Getaway sticks is a vintage description of nice looking legs. It's closer to recycling than it is stealing.

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u/otackle72 13h ago

I WISH I was creative enough to come up with getaway sticks myself.

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u/HurpityDerp 11h ago

You'll have to go back in time almost 100 years

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u/Odd-Outcome450 18h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/dWC38c29BEp4dzzXb7
Did someone summon Too Short?!?

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u/Dont_Touch_Roach 17h ago

Don’t fight the feeling, it’s time to unwind

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u/Life2you 16h ago

Blow The Whistle

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u/Quesarito808 10h ago

WHAT’S MY FAVORITE WORD?!

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u/ladystetson 15h ago

debbie was just naming her favorite rapper

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u/T_house 18h ago

Can't believe Debbie Hess is making comments like these from her horning account

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u/MannerPutrid1127 18h ago

Debbie, your jealousy is showing and its much longer than that romper.

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u/EpicEpicnessTheEpic 16h ago

I mean Debbie's got a point, you can clearly see her ankles. What kind of a lady goes out to dinner flashing her ankles for all the young men to see?

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u/DoctorSpoya 16h ago

What kind of a lady goes out to dinner flashing her ankles

My kind

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u/Solkre 14h ago

Debbie has ugly knees.

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u/your_moms_a_clone 14h ago

Debbie could never pull off a romper this cool

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u/Original-Rush139 12h ago

Debbie wears high heals with a kickstand. 

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u/Temporary-Rip-4502 14h ago

Ooooh she is saying that she wore the heels which make her taller as a snarky response pretending Debbie was talking about her height and not the dress.

That took me a minute to understand

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u/Theskinilivein 11h ago

It’s a snarky comeback but I don’t really consider it “Murdered by words”.

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u/OneOfAKind2 7h ago

Are you related to Debbie?

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u/Silent-Arm-7165 11h ago

Me too!!! I was initially like huh??

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u/KaiserSoze-is-KPax 10h ago

Exactly, does not fit the sub

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u/tssparky 17h ago

My favorite response was “longer than your time on earth, Debbie”

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u/OPA73 18h ago

Mom… why does Debbie have to always follow us around.

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u/StalHamarr 15h ago

Debbie is jealous of those legs. Fuck off, Debbie.

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u/TehPWNR007 7h ago

What’s a romper?

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u/cubs1917 5h ago

Buddy you need to get out more and I'm a middle age white dad living in suburbia.

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u/a_fizzle_sizzle 3h ago

It’s an adult onesie

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u/Dubante_Viro 17h ago

Clever comeback, yes. Murderedbywords, no.

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u/NationYell 17h ago

Fuck Debbie, we don't need none of your jealousy wrapped up in bullshit.

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u/Effective-Big8158 13h ago

TIL A dress is one piece with a skirt that hangs down and a Romper is one piece with shorts at the bottom.

I thought the bottom of her romper was a skirt the way it flairs out.

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u/xDragod 15h ago edited 11h ago

Is that even a romper? Aren't rompers one piece? This would just be a dress?

Edit: I see now that there is an inseam, so it's not a dress.

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u/ChimoEngr 15h ago

If you look closely, you'll see that it isn't a skirt on the bottom, it's wide shorts.

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u/Sensitive-Issue84 13h ago

You don't even have to look close! Just open the picture and it's obviously a romper.

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u/your_moms_a_clone 14h ago

It is a one-piece. It's a short romper. The straight line shadow in the middle (to the right of the knee) is where it divides.

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u/GeneralPatten 15h ago

Looks like one piece to me 🤷‍♂️

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u/xDragod 13h ago

Yeah, but it looks like a dress at first glance. After someone else pointed it out, I can see the "shorts part but it's disguised by the shadow. Definitely a romper, but I was confused because it just seemed like a dress.

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u/Original-Rush139 12h ago

Reddit is weird. It flairs out like a dress. Unless you’re focused on her crotch you won’t notice it’s a romper. 

Of course, the most obnoxious redditors focused on her crotch. 

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u/EatYourCheckers 13h ago

Its shorts, not a dress. Debbie can relax.

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u/LukewarmJortz 13h ago

It's a romper. Look at the inseam.

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u/unematti 12h ago

This is a one piece, and the bottom is shorts, not a skirt.

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u/demonmonkeybex 11h ago

Looked like a dress to me from the small pic. Wasn’t just you! 😁

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u/brutchev 13h ago

Might be time for an appointment with your optometrist

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u/xDragod 13h ago

I do suffer from Keratoconus and have to see an ophthalmologist multiple times per year. Thanks for your concern.

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u/Cm_veritas 16h ago

Romper looks great if you’re op, also amazing roast! Fuck you DEBBIE!!!!

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u/BrohanGutenburg 17h ago

Shit on Debra's Debbie's desk

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u/No-Swordfish1385 13h ago

Fuck Debbie, but I also couldn’t imagine sitting down wearing that.

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u/impshial 11h ago

It's a romper, not a dress. It would be like sitting down wearing shorts.

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u/sdwoodchuck 10h ago

There are loose-fitting shorts that can reveal a lot when sitting as well.

Not that it matters, of course. If she's comfortable wearing it, rock on.

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u/Independent-Belt-457 14h ago edited 13h ago

If you have nothing nice to say Debbie, please dont say anything at all. 

Edit:spelling

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u/Stabby-Kat 11h ago

My guilty pleasure is watching reels from bridal salons modeling dresses. There are so many Debbies out there who love to body shame and/or complain about how whoreish strapless dresses are. It's fun to argue with them. 😈

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u/Stay_at_Home_Chad 11h ago

We had to put my toddler in rompers because he was going through a phase where he couldn't keep his hands out of his diaper. Whenever I see an adult wearing a romper, I just assume they have the same problem

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u/YSOSEXI 8h ago

Why do people feel entitled to just dogshit others. Oh yeah, they nare entitled and have a shit life. Or, are they perfect? Mmmm, I wonder which it is....

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u/n00bsauce1987 18h ago

BIIIIIIIIITCH would have also been an acceptable response

https://giphy.com/gifs/dWC38c29BEp4dzzXb7

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u/perko12 15h ago

I mean, it is really really short.

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u/impshial 11h ago

It's not a dress. It's a romper.

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u/perko12 9h ago

I don’t care if you call it a bleepblop. Doesn’t change the fact that it is very short.

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u/impshial 8h ago

Fine, but what's your point? You have something against shorts?

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u/perko12 8h ago

No, but that’s what the whole topic is about right? Someone said too short and she said that’s why she wore heels.

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u/impshial 6h ago

She's wearing a romper, which is basically shorts with a top attached. Even if she sits down or bends over, it'll be just like she's wearing shorts.

It's not too short, because it's not a dress that's going to show off everything when she bends over.

And honestly, even if it was, who gives a fuck? If it's what she wants to wear then no one should care.

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u/perko12 56m ago

I mean if it showed everything, that would be disgusting and should rightfully be shamed for being disgusting.

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u/impshial 51m ago

Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize it was our job to judge and shame people.

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u/brunopearson 17h ago

Hahahaha

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u/halfmylifeisgone 15h ago

She looks freaking fantastic. Fuck you Debbie.

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u/asphalt_licker 15h ago

Debbie Downer more like. Mind your damn business, Debbie.

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u/Ifoundtheinterwebz 15h ago

Is this Mrs. Swan from Madtv?

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u/According_Mind_7799 14h ago

It’s so cute 😍

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u/keithstonee 14h ago

Perfectly acceptable for an adult dinner

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u/Potential-Night4986 14h ago

Debbie downer out here tryna tear OOP down, and OOP choosing verbal violence. I love it.

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u/Danthemanlavitan 14h ago

It is very cute. Well done to her. And fuck Debbie. So rude.

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u/CarpetPedals 13h ago

Clever comeback, not really a murder

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u/mothra-of-invention 13h ago

Debbie fucking downer

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u/Sensitive-Issue84 13h ago

Wow! What an adorable romper!! She did a great job with it and the colors are fantastic! I love that fabric!

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u/emeryroserulz 12h ago

Idk what Debbie is on, you look great :)

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u/noble_plebian 11h ago

“ where’s your car Debbie? Debbie where’s your car? Is it far Debbie? Debbie is it far?”

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u/JimbaJones 11h ago

Debbie is jealous.

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u/NotTheWax 11h ago

"Whats my favorite word"

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u/el__duffo__o__muerte 10h ago

I love short queens. 4.11 is the prefect height. I don't want to date a WNbA player. No freak show shit for me.

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u/NoUsesForAName 10h ago

Is that dress inspired by Ms. Swan?

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u/Spelunking-Uranus 10h ago

Anyone: "What's ET short for?"

Debbie: "I think... extra-terrestrial."

Anyone: "No Debbie. It's cos he's got little legs."

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u/dpjejj 9h ago

To quote Eminem: Fuck you, Debbie!

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u/OneOfAKind2 7h ago

Yeah, Debbie.

I like it, and it's not too short for her age.

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u/izyshoroo 6h ago

It's a romper. They're always short, they have shorts built in. It's not a jumpsuit, and she's not at risk of flashing anyone lol she's wearing shorts. It's kinda in the name ain't it

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u/Occamsrazor2323 2h ago

Guests liked the idea of eating out.

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u/ymxb444 2h ago

"Store-bought" garbage juice vs. actual craft? lol.

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u/AccomplishedIgit 16h ago

When she sat down her bare butt was on the seat

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u/Terrible-Mail-489 16h ago

Its shorts.

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u/Ok_Cauliflower_3007 16h ago

It’s a romper, so no.

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u/utzutzutzpro 14h ago

Her cheeks will still be on the seat. The Romper isn't long enough when she sits down nd bents.

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u/Ok_Cauliflower_3007 13h ago

Imagine having access to the internet and not being able to google an item of clothing you clearly don’t understand..

A romper has built in shorts.

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u/utzutzutzpro 13h ago

That is wrong... that really is baffling.

Dude, a romper is a short attached to a top. It looks like a dress, but is a shorts with a top combination. It doesn't got "built in shorts", it is shorts.

Shorts still MOVE UP when you bend, as it is attached to the top. The cheeks will still have less fabric under them, because you bend. This looks like it is short enough to expose the cheeks when bend over, so sitting.

Man reddit... always baffling.

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u/Ok_Cauliflower_3007 12h ago

The shorts are not a frigate garment thus they are built in.

The shorts cover her arse. You’re making the assumption the garment is ill fitting. People wear shorts all the damn time and very few of them are putting their bare arse on everything. Go and buy some shorts that actually fit.

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u/utzutzutzpro 12h ago

Built in explains an additive origin - like tennis dresses for example. Those have built in shorts.

If they are so short, like this here, it looks like it is so short tht it weill expose our cheeks when you sit down.

These here barely cover her ass standing up - standing. Now bend forward, guess what happens?

Do you just double down on your thing? Like you know this is so short it will expose her cheeks, but can't admit fault?

This one is for sure short enough to have her cheeks on the spot. Maybe physics is not your thing. Or maybe imagination isn't. Or maybe you are just so stubborn you don't see the image as it is.

Do I need to send pictures of way longer rompers which expose cheeks when sitting?

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u/AccomplishedIgit 11h ago

Oh! I missed the title.

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u/JakeDC 14h ago edited 13h ago

Brave? Is this what counts as brave now?

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u/fishloofah 12h ago

I think it’s moreso that she was brave wearing something she HANDMADE. Theres a threshold of embarrassment/nervousness when first wearing one’s own work

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u/Archiive 12h ago

Even then, like a lot of people, she might be uncomfortable with her own body and this was her going out of her comfort zone and being brave.

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u/Burnt_and_Blistered 16h ago

Debbie is such a downer.

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u/kwhitit 15h ago

that romper is so fly tho.

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u/[deleted] 15h ago

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u/SlowJoeyRidesAgain 13h ago

Just say you don’t have courage and move on.

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u/impshial 11h ago

Why do you keep replying Debbie?

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u/Collier1337 11h ago

Why do men always feel the need to have opinions on women's clothes and bodies, and share them? She looks happy and confident in it, and that rocks.

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u/[deleted] 11h ago

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u/Collier1337 11h ago

Yeah your response checks out

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u/StonedBooty 13h ago

Well, I mean, that is a short dress

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u/impshial 11h ago

Except it's not a dress. Look up the word romper.

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u/hypercosm_dot_net 14h ago

No fans of modesty in the comments I see.

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u/[deleted] 15h ago

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u/impshial 11h ago

It's a romper. It has a split at the bottom where it becomes shorts.

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u/InnerToWinner 15h ago

But its not too short? I can barely see her vagina.

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u/Rogueshoten 16h ago

Of course it’s a bitter older woman who’s lost her looks (assuming she ever had them) who’s trying to get her down.

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u/ChimoEngr 15h ago

Lol. I was surprised to see that she was showing off so much of her legs, but in an approving manner.

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u/Competitive-Roof-168 18h ago

Turn around and bend over. Then we will see if its too short

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u/Ass_Blank 17h ago

It’s a romper… you won’t see anything dumbass

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u/mutley_101 17h ago

Looks like Debbie isn't the only one who doesn't know how rompers work

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u/DoctorSpoya 16h ago

As a fellow dumbass.

I thought romper was british for nightgown?

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u/SillySinStorm 16h ago

Holy sexless Redditor....

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