I looked her straight in the eye and said, “Nice try... you look like a normal-sized biologist to me.”

He ran away from the Rolling Stones

Wife - What makes you say that?

Husband - He’s been miserable lately.

Because a school of hippos would be a hippocampus

because life is a competition and they need to know their father will always win.

It wasn't stroganoff

...I'm really excited for her to be making some dough!

It comes at a time of great knead, our finances have been really crumby lately. We've been in a bit of a debt hole and now we can finally rise above it!

Looking forward to life with another bread-winner in the house!

(Inspired by real events - I was only going to do one celebratory pun but then I got on a roll...)

There’s a lovely key change at the end

🎶 Sweet Karo Line 🎶

Partial arts

I said "Babe, it's not what it looks like!"

He said WTF?!

Jeff Pesos

Listen, it's OK.

She replied, “Um… yeah, sure.”

It drove my sister nuts.

She’d do anything for love but she won’t do VAT

Oh well 2 out of 3 ain’t bad.

It just made him more sluggish

A father-in-law.

I am not here to impress a mentally ill child

He was sent to the ICU

Skullptures

That’s where it always rains

Always be frank.