r/clevercomebacks • u/Fantastic_Emilly • 17h ago

He said I could say the stupidest things and you’d clap and they clapped

14.7k Upvotes

197 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Pretty_Liilly • 8h ago

Larry the Cat was ordained for this exact moment

13.6k Upvotes

503 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Nono_Home • 18h ago

You idiots are supposedly the journalists.

10.5k Upvotes

Unbelievable.

131 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Veshaad • 15h ago

A moral quandary.

3.5k Upvotes

148 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Veshaad • 9h ago

Stephen Miller's pointless point today...

3.1k Upvotes

65 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Nono_Home • 22h ago

Katie Zacharia apparently graduated from the Derek Zoolander Center for Kids.

2.3k Upvotes

Makes sense..

73 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/gashtal_man • 2h ago

Ukraine was left high and dry

1.9k Upvotes

115 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Friendly_Potatoey • 10h ago

Bro really thought he did something with that comeback

1.5k Upvotes

43 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Bright_Babey • 9h ago

Bro brought a fake mugshot to a real mugshot fight

1.1k Upvotes

31 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Bright_Babey • 8h ago

Bro’s state is 48th in education and he thinks he’s qualified to tell NYC how to run itself

1.1k Upvotes

45 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 16h ago

i see God calls it Gulf of Mexico. Is that also a message?

921 Upvotes

50 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Friendly_Potatoey • 19h ago

Calls Democrats communists for votes, calls an actual communist a great leader for business

868 Upvotes

45 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/ALBERT4_5WESKER • 22h ago

She celebrated the raid, then deleted the evidence.

847 Upvotes

5 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Bright_Babey • 18h ago

Too short That’s why I wore the heels, Debbie

793 Upvotes

25 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 6h ago

republicans can't govern

755 Upvotes

21 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/zzill6 • 13h ago

Nope. It's just you.

688 Upvotes

57 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Elegant_Princeess • 8h ago

Flock sold these as crime-fighting tools. Florida's Deputy of the Year used them to stalk his ex, put a gun in her mouth, and pose with a Nazi salute.

640 Upvotes

61 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 14h ago

FINALLY effective social media moderation

623 Upvotes

38 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/RaiseOk2044 • 16h ago

Same tax bracket, different row

252 Upvotes

42 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Monsur_Ausuhnom • 9h ago

A Pringle Cremation.

236 Upvotes

35 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Bright_Babey • 1h ago

She knew exactly which church she was talking about

• Upvotes

43 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Fantastic_Emilly • 19h ago

Told her to clean her trailer without telling her to clean her trailer

136 Upvotes

41 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Monsur_Ausuhnom • 10h ago

Dragon Sightings.

115 Upvotes

16 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Independent_Bebey • 19h ago

He asked for public consequences and got public consequences

99 Upvotes

11 comments

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