It's a mystery how we only score 2 goals. If we're as clinical as PSG were it's a 6-4 win. Super proud of that 2nd half display though, if we go into every game playing like that then the sky's the limit this season.

Great game regardless. Was thoroughly entertaining.

Enzo at his best

This is so unfair.

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Wait a second… there is some parallel universe shit going on here.

Anyone subbed in both or whats the beef?

Haven’t you heard? It’s all anybody who isn’t a Blue is talking about right now!

From every club that’s been relegated from the top flight since 2009, to Gerrard’s infamous slip, to supposedly paying referees to disadvantage a team in a match we weren’t even involved in, to Everton’s financial breaches, to Beckham getting sent off in the 1998 World Cup, to Jamie Carragher spitting at a child, to rising fuel prices, to the Chernobyl nuclear disaster, to Jamie Oliver getting Turkey Twizzlers banned, to the Titanic sinking, to the awful final season of Game of Thrones, to Harambe getting killed, to that girl who rejected you at that party that time, to Woolworths closing down, to that promotion you didn’t get at that job you didn’t like, to Donald Trump’s fake tan, to the dinosaurs going extinct, to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie splitting up, to Piers Morgan ever being born…

Manchester City Football Club are 114% responsible for all of it.

It’s also quite possible that City faked the moon landings, but as yet that remains mere speculation. We eagerly await Sky Sports’ entirely impartial analysis of the matter…

A 0-0 draw at the COMS in the UEFA Cup in December

Line-up
J Hart
P Zabaleta
R Dunne
T Ben Haim
J Garrido
D Sturridge
S Ireland
V Kompany
D Vassell
Elano
Jo
Substitutes
K Schmeichel
S Logan
Glauber
D Hamann
F Caicedo
Benjani
C Evans

City have had some incredible kits over the years, from the classic old-school designs to the modern-era shirts. But which one stands above the rest?

Whether it’s a home, away or third kit from any season, I want to hear your opinions!

Can you name the starting XI?

https://top-bins.com/quiz/731/manchester-city-7-2-stoke-city-14-october-2017/

On 14 October 2017 at the Etihad Stadium, Pep Guardiola's Manchester City put seven past Mark Hughes's Stoke - the Catalan calls it the finest display of his reign.

Three up inside half an hour: a close-range prod, a finish teed up by a no-look through ball that has the home support on its feet, then a poked third after more slick combination play. Mame Biram Diouf pulls one back with a deflected shot before the break; two minutes after the restart his header comes off a City defender, hits the post, and trickles in — 3-2, briefly believable.

The reply is ruthless. A second for the opener restores calm; a midfielder rockets one in off the underside of Jack Butland's bar from twenty-five yards; another is slotted at the far post from a velvet through ball.

Substitute Bernardo Silva taps home the seventh after a late lay-off. Agüero watches unused from the bench.

For me its the 25/26 away kit, if you know you know

I'm sure we're all feeling a little uneasy about what will happen with the charges. I'm sure we've all been on the recieving end of banter or just outright abuse from rival fans. It's easy to get caught up in the media shit storm, for us and them. We can have those conversations when it's resolved. If we are guilty then we deal with it. As it stands though... We have one of the best strikers in the world. We have probably the most rounded midfielder in the world. We have another midfielder who is the best right back in the league. We have a midfield maverick who is second to none on his day. We have a winger who can leave the very best defenders on the floor. And we have kids getting minutes that could be even better than any of their counterparts. Don't let this get overlooked. The arguments about how we got here won't go away until (and prob even after) the case is closed and done. Either way, nobody can deny that this current team is amazing and will probably get even better. Nobody can deny this team is great. The negativity bombarding us right now only makes it more impressive.

Just wanted to post this here for any City fans that would be interested in owning this card. I hope this isn't against the rules! https://www.fanaticscollect.com/weekly/972377d6-b6d9-11f1-b1eb-0a58a9feac02/2023-topps-manchester-city-forever-dual-blue-erling-haaland-julian-alvarez-auto-10

Wait I thought FFP/PSR was supposed to stop this?

My dad and I will be visiting from the states and of course want to see our first city game live. We’re currently looking at sections right next to the away fans but don’t wanna be those dickheads celebrating too much. If anyone has extra tickets shoot me a dm and we can negotiate. Also I don’t think the Everton fans will be too bad considering they got knicked w the same thing a couple years back.

47 reversed is 74

74 seconds in minutes is 1 minute and 14 seconds

114

Coincidence? I think not.

I blame Chris Kavanagh.

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