r/whatisit • u/Cultural_Fall_3255 • 4h ago

New, what is it? What is this thing.

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u/overdramaticpan 4h ago

longhorn beetle! while they look like they were born from hell's pyres, their bites aren't bad at all; it can break the skin, like a crab pinching you, but just put a bandaid on it and you'll be fine if bitten

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u/Redd1tRat 3h ago

This is a lie, if you get bitten, within a week you will become one.

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u/overdramaticpan 3h ago

secretly i'm a longhorn beetle in disguise, ssshhhhh

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u/MNgrown2299 3h ago

Craaaab people, craaaab people. Looks like people, really crabbbbb people.

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u/Inside-Judgment-725 3h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oKIP5fxFA8Dg3LJbG

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u/NekoDarkLink1988 2h ago

All hail our new found leaders!

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u/THENATIVE54 2h ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/MajorSerenity 2h ago

Move like crab, talk like people.

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u/Odd-Consequence-2519 1h ago

I got the moves like Crabber.
I got the moves like Crabber.
I got the moo ooo ooo ooo oooves.

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u/ModernCGIFloatinHead 2h ago

Look like crab, talk like people 

Craaaab people, craaaab people 

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u/MNgrown2299 2h ago

lol thank you! I knew I was messing it up but couldn’t be bothered to check

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u/DinosaurusWhen 2h ago

Its been so long that I thought it was "looks like crab, tastes like people"

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u/ModernCGIFloatinHead 2h ago

According to Google we all have it wrong 

Taste like crab, talk like people

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u/DinosaurusWhen 2h ago

I guess it's time for a rewatch. aaaaafter another round of Archer 

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u/Llamaaa_scarf 2h ago

Wahhhh I could have sworn it was looks like crab all these years!! I heard the chant in my head immediately 🦀🦀🦀

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u/ModernCGIFloatinHead 2h ago

You and me both. It just makes sense. 🤷

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u/Acceptable_Guess_63 1h ago

The almighty google is right again.

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u/more-cilantro 1h ago

Craaaab people, craaaab people,

Look like crab, kiss like people 

(South Park: The Fractured But Whole)

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u/ModernCGIFloatinHead 1h ago

That title gets me Everytime 

They wanted to call it the butthole of truth or something similar, but weren't allowed to have butthole in the title. 

So they fractured it. 

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u/more-cilantro 30m ago

The end result turned out beautiful lol

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u/Objective_Damage_996 2h ago

My dad had me singing this at like 6 years old and it embarrassed other adults I knew

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u/DeepFinish2895 2h ago

Everything turns into crabs

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u/adnyp 1h ago

If you put on the special glasses you can see what they truly are.