r/whatisit • u/Cultural_Fall_3255 • 9h ago

New, what is it? What is this thing.

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u/Redd1tRat 8h ago

This is a lie, if you get bitten, within a week you will become one.

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u/overdramaticpan 8h ago

secretly i'm a longhorn beetle in disguise, ssshhhhh

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u/MNgrown2299 7h ago

Craaaab people, craaaab people. Looks like people, really crabbbbb people.