r/whatisit • u/Cultural_Fall_3255 • 4h ago

New, what is it? What is this thing.

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u/Redd1tRat 3h ago

This is a lie, if you get bitten, within a week you will become one.

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u/overdramaticpan 3h ago

secretly i'm a longhorn beetle in disguise, ssshhhhh

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u/MNgrown2299 3h ago

Craaaab people, craaaab people. Looks like people, really crabbbbb people.

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u/Inside-Judgment-725 3h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oKIP5fxFA8Dg3LJbG

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u/NekoDarkLink1988 2h ago

All hail our new found leaders!

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u/THENATIVE54 2h ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/MajorSerenity 2h ago

Move like crab, talk like people.

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u/Odd-Consequence-2519 1h ago

I got the moves like Crabber.
I got the moves like Crabber.
I got the moo ooo ooo ooo oooves.