My prize-winning petunias are leaning hard to the left and I'm positive it's because of the strong wifi signal coming from next door. I need a foolproof plan to make them move their router or at least rotate their house. How do I approach this without sounding crazy?

They are terrible and she needs to know.

They keep saying I need to get a job but they just dont understand my creative process. I told them I headline sold out stadiums every night but they just laugh. What's the best way to make them believe I'm living a double life as a rock god?

Smoked a wood a (2.5 something weight) hit it bout 15 times how long would
It be in my piss I’m like 135 5”7 thank you.. or how can I get it out fast

Bowel movements, that is...

I want to sing in a heavy metal rock and roll band, but I have a speech impediment: I lisp and my n's', k's, and r's all sound like "p". Help me Reddit, what can I do?