I want to sing in a heavy metal rock and roll band, but I have a speech impediment: I lisp and my n's', k's, and r's all sound like "p". Help me Reddit, what can I do?

Smoked a wood a (2.5 something weight) hit it bout 15 times how long would
It be in my piss I’m like 135 5”7 thank you.. or how can I get it out fast

I have a female friend who tells me her sister keeps giving her fashion advice and being critical of what she is wearing and it is annoying her. She finds herself conscious of what she will be wearing when her sister visits even though she is trying to ignore her sister's comments. Sisters, eh?

I suggested she deliberately wear her worst and least flattering clothes and then she can ignore everything her sister says. Then I realised I wanted to do the same just for the wind-up value, even though her sister has yet to criticise what I wear.

Being a man, I only have a few non-work clothes, mostly jeans and tee shirts, a few shirts and pullovers and usually just throw on something, and I don't really have the issue of things not going with each other. And most of what I have fits well.

How do I dress in a totally unflattering way to get criticised by my friend's sister? Bear in mind I need to use public transport, so anything that gets me arrested on the way is out because then I won't actually get seen by the person I want to annoy.

I have been telegraphing every thought or idea to the person next to me, what do it do?

Was thinking of a mustang...

How many problems can I solve through punching? I have been solving 90% of my problems this way until now, but now that I am in jail for throwing my wife and children in a literal dumpster for not cleaning the house, I am wondering if I should reflect on my actions?

Why do people not group the Democratic Republic of the Congo with countries like Denmark, Sweden, and Iceland?

Sometimes i listen to "i feel it coming" by the weeknd and I start to miss that one guy that treated me like I was something. Im not a weeknd fan and the classmate and I weren't in a relationship, but acted like we were. I was so fucking blind!

Im a female by the way.

I just rejected my co worker when he joked about me being his wife. We hardly talk! I feel bad for rejecting him in front of the others, but he doesn't even know my age and looks like hes in his late 20s. I look like a child (im almost 20 though).

I can't wait to go home. I'm hungry.

I just wanna know if they enjoy their lives

Why does everyone act like I have to choose?

Ever since my company's office building mysteriously exploded, and I moved to Hawaii, the FBI won't stop following me. It's getting annoying. How do I ask them to leave me alone?