r/shittyadvice • u/Initial-Guess3520 • 5h ago

Drug test?

Smoked a wood a (2.5 something weight) hit it bout 15 times how long would
It be in my piss I’m like 135 5”7 thank you.. or how can I get it out fast

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u/Avalanche325 5h ago

Snort a big Tony Montana sized pile of coke. No one will even notice the weed in your piss.

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u/TrumpetsGalore4 5h ago

You're...definitely high.

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u/OneManSwarmOfDanger 5h ago

About 3 weeks if you stop now. Drink a shot of vinegar every day, that will help

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u/Initial-Guess3520 5h ago

It says online like 2-3 4-7 since I only smoked once In 6 months

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u/OneManSwarmOfDanger 5h ago

Are you fucking high?

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u/haphazard72 5h ago

I see a lot of these posts here an on other platforms, and for the life of me, I don’t understand why people do this, knowing they have to be tested 🤷🏼‍♂️

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u/misterbigbabyboy 5h ago

stick vinegar up peehole every day for about 3 weeks if you stop now (i am stoned too so i know)

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u/Odd_Case_6068 4h ago

Get a blood transfusion and drink clean pee. If you need clean pee I'll pee in your mouth for free.

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u/Initial-Guess3520 4h ago

Bet big dawg

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u/DancingIsForbidden28 4h ago

You have a 12 hour window after smoking where you’ll piss clean. After, the only way to “pass” for the next month is to do all types of drugs. You must do all they test for then say “there’s no way anyone can do that many drugs” and they pass you. Hasn’t not worked.

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u/Dmode0110 3h ago

Drink bleach. It will bleach your blood and urine and wipe out any traces of drugs and other toxins in your system. You can trust me I wore a white coat once.