r/mapporncirclejerk • • 19h ago

Truly, factually, 8 hours

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u/Mr-MuffinMan 14h ago

you can drive for 24 hours from Long Island to Albany and you'll STILL BE IN FUCKING LOWER MANHATTAN BECAUSE THIS CITY HAS TOO MUCH FUCKING TRAFFIC

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u/zeldstarro 13h ago

/unjerk holup, if you're going to Albany from Long Island wouldn't it be possible to take the ferry?

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u/pixel-beast 12h ago

I mean the ferry is like $110 for a car with 2 people and it’s slow as hell so you’re really not saving that much time

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u/DankVectorz 12h ago

It’s an hour. If the departure time lines up with your travel time you can save a shit ton of time. If you need to wait for the ferry though it’s diminishing returns. On the plus side there’s bar on board.

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u/pixel-beast 11h ago

You sold me with the bar

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u/fxtech42 3h ago

Wisconsin has joined the chat

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u/Saint_of_Grey 9h ago

/rejerk you actually just drive across the water. Traffic down there is even worse, however.

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u/ARC_trooper 9h ago

That sounds like public transport and Americans are allergic to that

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u/xXTacitusXx 14h ago

Yeah, my coworker lives in Hamburg (northeastern part of the city and has to drive to Oldenburg each monday morning which is roughly halfway between Bremen and the border to the Netherlands. He spends one half of his commute to navigate through Hamburg and the other half to drive from Hamburg to Oldenburg. 🤡

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u/2rijo5 13h ago

Fühl ich. Hab mal in Hamburg gewohnt.

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u/Pizzagugusrild 12h ago

Well just take the train… Oh yeah, you got Deutsche Bahn 

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u/xXTacitusXx 12h ago

Yeah, that and also he is an engineer that oversees several building sites in a radius of 50 km around Oldenburg. It just doesn't make sense for him to not use his company car.

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u/flopjul If you see me post, find shelter immediately 13h ago

Hamburg is literal traffic hell as a truck driver... but tbh Antwerpen is even worse

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u/Homers_Harp 12h ago

Haha, I was confused at first because the state of New York has a city named “Hamburg” and I thought you were making a joke about the city of New York since Hamburg, New York is about as far from NYC as you can get without leaving the state. (also, don’t visit Hamburg, NY)

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u/xXTacitusXx 12h ago

😂 nice.

Also, to be fair, the US has about 30 places named after pretty much every european town bigger than roughly 100k people.

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u/Homers_Harp 12h ago

The southern shore of Lake Erie is especially funny for this. Hamburg is just the tip of the iceberg. I once did a long bicycle tour there and the signs are hilarious. As you ride to Hamburg, the road shows signs for turns to reach places like Dunkirk, Barcelona, and Versailles.

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u/xXTacitusXx 12h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣 wow.

I mean yeah, Europe is smaller than the US, but not THAT much smaller.

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u/ScallionSmooth5925 13h ago

You can drive for days on the inner loop of Budapest and you would still be in Budapest.

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u/Relandis 13h ago

As a Californian, I love meeting people from Westchester county.

Because then I can say, “ohh so that’s like, upstate?”

Trololololo

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u/Zuckerwattemaedchen 13h ago

I admire your anger.

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u/CubanLynx312 12h ago

More specifically to Midwest, the same is true driving from the northern Chicago Suburbs to the Western Chicago Suburbs when there's any amount of snow.

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u/IllRaceUForaBurger 12h ago

Why would you be in lower Manhattan? Just cross the whitestone or throgs neck to go from queens to the bronx skipping Manhattan

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u/Galdin311 11h ago

They probably meant NYC as a whole. There have been times where its taken me 2 hours to get into Upper Manhattan from the Nassau/Suffolk Border. I've left 10 min later and it takes me 4 hours. It's also taken me 6 hours to get home from the Thomas Edison Rest Stop on the Jersey TPK. If I could just cut out the city it would be amazing.

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u/JackofAllVehicles 12h ago

If tou end up in manhattan then you took a wrong turn. No reason to go through it