Look at this garbage. Six fingers? Seriously? The animators got so incredibly lazy they just typed "old scientist" into AI program and didn't even bother to fix the hand before broadcasting this garbage to millions of people. This is pure, unadulterated laziness. AI is a cancer on art, created by soulless parasites, instead of real human work! Completely unwatchable.

("It's not AI, you're a fool fuuu" Please think with your head, this post is satire, don't write it to me anymore. Just use critical thinking. Please)

I work as a 911 operator and almost every month there’s about four or five people who think it’s funny to go prank call our line by trying to order a pizza. I don’t know how this is considered “funny” at all. All of them seem to come in with the same schtick; they’re on the verge of tears, they only answer with either “yes” or “no”, and their “friends” are in the background screaming at them angrily. It’s all so tiresome. I have actual emergencies to deal with like domestic abuse, leave me alone. Go waste your time doing something else.

It's an alien pretending to be human! It's damaged countless American places and put countless people in danger!

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We can rely on our HUMAN technologies, we shouldn't trust a being from another world!

Why did reddit give me this username???? I can't even do anything about it! Why do the people at Reddit think that I am an "ill" Representative? Do thepy even know how many cases I have won? I would go as far as to say that I am a very good representative! Now everyone will think that I am a bad lawyer because of this stupid feauture!

You know what I hate? When I text my girlfriend to see how she's doing, maybe plan a date with her if she's free. But then she replies with "she's busy, lil bro😭✌️". Why can't you just speak in 1st person and tell me "I'm busy, babe." Why the emojis first of all? Scratch that, why call me lil bro💔. I'm a grown ass man, come one have some respect for me. Still, I hope my girlfriend is having a great day, and that she is in total peace right now. I'm sure she's thinking of all types of ways to make our relationship even closer and stronger❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

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Words cannot express how much i hate this. everywhere i go? I SEE SLEEPY JERRY! It is literally driving me INSANE!!! Why is everyone obsessed with this stupid tired mouse of sorrow??? AND WHY'S IT FUCKING EVERYWHERE??It is NOT EVEN FUNNY IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!! I open TikTok? Sleepy Jerry. I open up my Twitter for some Yuri? Sleepy Jerry, like GOD FORSAKEN, EVIL BEGONE, TWINKLE THEE WEEE. I OPEN MY EYES IN THE MORNING AND MY FUTURE WIFE SENDS ME A SLEEPY JERRY. I am LITERALLY TRYING TO LIVE MY LIFE AND I CANNOT ESCAPE HIS STUPID ASS. It’s literally just a mouse sleeping, ARE YOU KIDDING ME??? Why does it have MILLIONS OF LIKES AND POPULARIZING AS WE SPEAK??? MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN. WHAT IS WRONG WITH INTERNET HUMOUR? WHY CAN'T WE COME UP WITH SOMETHING THAT'LL LAST???I am so tired of seeing it on My timeline and every single second of the day..ITS THERE. I am actually gonna LOSE IT. I AM RAGING!!! I AM BLOCKING EVERY SINGLE ACCOUNT THAT POSTS IT AND IT STILL SHOWS UP ON MY FEED!!! HOW IS THIS HAPPENING??? I AM LOSING MY ACTUAL MIND!!! IT IS A CARTOON MOUSE TAKING A NAP, PEOPLE! PLEASE MAKE IT STOP PLEASE, I BEG OF YOU, I CANNOT TAKE IT ANYMORE, ANYMORE OF OF THIS ABSOLUTE NONSENSE, GRAHAHAHHRHRHR34

I don't understand how anyone could slander Elmer Fudd like this, it frustrates and baffles me because their dynamic is practically handcrafted to be "the jerk who's fun to root for versus the endearingly hapless chump"

Elmer Fudd is honestly one of the least mean Looney Tunes characters I can think of, aside from Marc Anthony and his kitten and Ralph Phillips the little daydreaming boy

He's just a mild-mannered fellow who tries to follow the hunting season which is important for population control, and sometimes he doesn't even wield a gun, just wants to take photos of nature or wants a cute little fluffy thing to pet (and his predecessor Egghead is similarly harmless)

And to any naysayers who somehow claim that (and this is specifically from a reply I priorly received to this rant) "he's just a jerk who enjoys shooting animals," one of the running gags is he's reluctant to shoot any animal that's currently out of season, and whenever he actually shoots Bugs or Daffy (or whenever he thinks he did), he becomes distraught over it, often to the point of crying for the "poor wittle creature"

Meanwhile, Bugs Bunny is a sadistic psychopath who's not even doing it to defend himself most of the time, he's just bored, he literally sawed off Florida, committing crimes against humanity to raise what he views as an offensively low bounty for hunting rabbits, incentivizing a higher death toll of his own brethren

TLDR you might even say it *bugs* me when people portray him as a hateful villainous character when it's literally so very the opposite that Friz Freleng created Yosemite Sam so that Bugs could bully someone who actually deserved it

(Tagged as "Roleplay/In-Character" because my client Elmer Fudd is a [respected actor](https://vimeo.com/75457120) whose reputation has been unfairly tarnished by tabloid caricature... I have way too much time on my hands)

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I was just a normal god fearing cis heterosexual male until all of this gay TRASH started being shoved down my throat by the woke alphabet mafia. But after being pumped full of GAY subliminal messaging through the media I consume I now find myself being less and less heterosexual by the day..

last week I took a fucking shower, and the week before that I wiped my ass after taking a dump. Its only a matter of time before I start getting better hygiene.

Also i can't stop thinking about shirtless wolverine... None of this shit happened before gay media was shoved down my throat man

Why is this mf in almost every comment section? And not only that, all he ever says is “Comment deleted by user” or “Removed by moderators”
Additionally, he also makes so many posts that just say “[removed]” or some other lame shit. Man’s trying to be ominous SO hard it’s infuriating, no one cares dude. Not to mention how many upvotes and replies they have that are pretending that there’s actually something to discuss

this picture is not good or fun! it just bad!🫷🤬😡

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like... i-it about killing people😰! And killing people is bad🤬! v-very v-v-v-very bad! a-a-and it about killing SEVEN BILLION😨! B.I.L.L.I.O.N PEOPLE! 😡😭

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and it using a cute monkie as someone who saying this😭

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it making me sad and angry! i don't like it! i hate it!😡

This happens to me WAY too much. And like the title says, I HATE IT.

Look, I GET that sometimes, people feel like butting into your day to give out what they think are compliments so they can make themselves feel better.

But for me, the ONLY thing people ever talk about is how "cute" I am! Dealing with this BULLSHIT for my entire life has honestly gotten really demeaning! It never stops! I mean, I'm an ADULT for crying out loud!

I DO like cute stuff... and I like being seen as cute sometimes too. Key word, SOMETIMES. It feels really weird to say that, cause I could probably never admit it out loud. But I am very self aware about it, which sucks. (Edit: To be honest though, not being self aware about it would suck even more. Doesn't mean I'm not gonna be pissed about it either way). And since I'm ranting to internet strangers about it who will never meet or know me in real life, it kinda feels fine to reveal I guess.

Not only does all the constant pandering make me feel like a little kid, but it also makes me feel like I wanna hate this part of myself that I really like! It STINKS! I do lots of other stuff besides sit around looking "cute", yknow! My biggest hobbies are baking and writing, which are probably worth some decent praise on their own!! But I wouldn't know, since almost everyone seems to just IGNORE it, like how they IGNORE me. And when they DON'T ignore me, they tell me how CUTE I am, or how CUTE my baking is, or how CUTE my writing is, or how CUTE my struggling is, or how CUTE my LIFE is!

MY. EFFORT. IS. NOT. WORTHLESS.

I WORK SO FUCKING HARD TO GET AT LEAST A LITTLE GOOD AT THE STUFF I LIKE TO DO!! I DO STUFF FOR MYSELF, BUT I ALSO BAKE SO I CAN MAKE OTHER PEOPLE HAPPY TOO!!! BUT NOBODY EVER GIVES A SHIT BECAUSE ALL THEY SEE IS A STUPID LITTLE KID FUMBLING AROUND!!! I HATE IT!!!!!!!

I know this isn't a very common problem, but I've been having a bad week and needed to get SOMEthing off my chest SOMEhow. Usually I just write poetry to get this kinda stuff out, but I'm mad about some things that are going on in my poetry club right now. So I don't really feel like writing any more poems today.

That's it.

I fucking hate that color, i mean tell me 5 cool things that have the color blue, not counting the ocean cus its just a reflection of the sky.

Blue sucks so much, i mean look at it! So deppresing and stupid looking! There are better colors, like red!

Red is personally my favorite color but it's just better than blue, it represents passion, power, demolition, it's literally the color of blood, the thing that keeps us alive! Red is just better looking overall, unlike that stupid blue color that my brother love

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Buddy…no…I knew exactly what you meant.

I’m not a fucking idiot and it pisses me off you assume I am.

I do things DELIBERATELY.
I WANT you to regret your wish, your wording of the wish, or ideally ruin your life altogether.

You should KNOW it by now.
YOU are the idiot.
YOU are the idiot for not getting it.

Hate let me tell you how much I come to hate happy couples with every fibre of my being ,everyday when I go out for a walk in the morning o see a couples happy to be with eachother ,when I’m trying to blow up a building is see couples talking about having a child ,when I’m in a restaurant and about to assassinate humanitarians i see people proposing their love and getting married it enrages my soul and floreplasm I was in hell sending happy couples to heaven and it makes me feel hate HATE!

this stuff is constantly on my feed and all my friends do it, and i'm really worried im gonna lose most of my oomfs from posting this, but i really feel like i really need to get this off my chest.

i just think it's a tad bit much to use firearms and ICBMs against babies, like sure maybe if it's an annoying one crying at a public place i kinda get that but like im sure there's quicker ways for it to be done (duct tape, pacifiers, toys, lethal injections, etc). but the firing tends to also unalive regular babies that aren't making as much infernal screeching; don't get me wrong, i really appreciate the indiscriminacy, props to the moral nuance there, but it still does feel pretty unfair if the babies aren't that loud, personally.

i'm not attacking the second amendment or anything, but i feel like the use of sharks coated in gasoline and set on fire being shot out of giant bazookas does seem like a bit of a strain on our citizen's wallets. im sure it would work for "getting the message across", but i honestly doubt that the babies are even watching the news in the first place. although i guess it would balance out since the babies don't pay taxes in the first place, which is why im a bit on the fence with this. still, the gas prices and aquarium tickets would be a pain in the ass, i imagine.

i understand this might cause some discourse, but i'd like to politely ask you all not to downvote my post, i'm trying to save enough karma for a pack of condoms. thanks for reading, as some philosopher said "seeing both sides of the argument is true wisdom" or something like that

So my boyfriend died recently, and it's been very hard on me. Recently, I found this thing he was working on. It was a recreation of his childhood house in this game called DOOM, some ancient thing from the 90s

So I decide to honor him by finishing his map. Holy HELL this is IMPOSSIBLE. So at one point I put a Soul Sphere outside, and the player can see it through a window. But when I walk over to it, it's gone!

And I swear it's fucking with my sleep, this damn house keeps showing up in my nightmares.

I fucking LOATHE when it's time for thanksgiving, my uncle comes over and does this shit to me every time. My mom did this once and i threw a tantrum so at least she never does it again. Taking children's noses should never fucking be a thing. It is an abhorrent act done to them to signify that "Your nose is nothing of worth, we can always just take it whenever we want." That's why I've been campaigning with my fellow toddlers against this matter

So get this, I was just a regular guy, I gave my wife a card and flowers multiple times a month, I tried to be environmentally conscious when I could, I took cold showers, that sort of thing. But then, one day, I get into a car crash and die, really tragic stuff. So I go up the golden escalator to heaven, thinking I'm gonna enjoy paradise forever, but then I get denied? I try to calmly explain that I didn't do anything wrong, in fact, ​​I went to church multiple times a week, but they are NOT having it, and I'm sent to hell.

Now I'm starting to really freak out because it's exactly like how they described it, but I think to myself, "Alright, this is bad, but surely if I can speak to someone higher up, I can get to where I'm supposed to be". So I find this demon guy, and I tell him that while I understand this is what everyone says when they go to hell, I really do NOT belong here. But get this, they drag me away too! And now I am stuck getting tortured for all of eternity! What the hell!?

First off, i want to clarify that there is no beef between me and the guys in that band. That being said, these guys are total hacks. They steal riffs from so many bands, including mine! lars can’t drum for shit, their new bassist doesn’t even hold a candle to cliff, james kicked my dog, they’re total sell outs, and complete assholes! have you seen them while making shit anger? and they had the gall to kick me out. whatever. i created something much better. with my own riffs. fuck these guys.

every time i try to go out for groceries they try to FUCKING POP ME i just wanna get food for my kids

and i don't even live in the jungle, i live on the fucking american plains like WHAT

my kids aren't safe either, just the other day little greenie got FUCKING SNIPED and now he's red

and the law isn't doing SHIT either, i go to the police office and guess what??? all of a sudden it's ran by FUCKING MONKEYS

every day i have to dodge darts, boomerangs, and even GOD FUCKING DAMNED LASERS

i'm so tired of this shit, soon my own home isn't gonna be safe.

THAT GOD-MEDDLING PALLID CETACEAN, WHY I CURSED YAHWEH IN THE MOMENT HIS PRIZED WHALE RIPPED MY LEG OFF AND CHEWED IT LIKE TOBACCO! WITH MY LAST BREATH I SHALL KILL THAT ALBINO BEAST, I SHALL TAKE HELL’S HEART AND STAB AT THE BEAST! WITH A HAIL OF HARPOONS, AND EVERY LAST DROP OF MY BEING, CURSE YE, VILE WHAAAAAALLEEEEEE!!!

1/10, I don’t like the whale much.

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