r/hatethissmug • u/Surge_the_protector • May 02 '26
Roleplay/In Character Zlorp zleep zip EARTH zeep gorg
Vorbeep gaaj york zep vlork zap diiz zeep zoom zeek zork. HUMANS weez geep jeep zaaz zrouk.
HATE zep zuup beep zeel AREA 51 ufo. danz xeep xzax loof , FOOD🤮 jeeq eiio zia 1.5/10.
Exzeek zap jop MARS BETTER vorlax zee xerox larp WATER gag lorp dweez POISONOUS. Earth 2.2/10
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u/Heavy_Influence4666 May 02 '26
Bogos binted
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u/Nedaj_Nitro May 02 '26
huh?
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u/taytomen May 02 '26
zinky zooble, zinki zooko mogo nagada bogos binted?
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u/Surge_the_protector May 02 '26 edited Aug 03 '26
Rax zeeb zap zip MY BUDDY TED zlorp zeep
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u/The_Real_Cloth_ May 02 '26
Bweep ougaga queef zop zeeb MY BUDDY 🥰 gwep zlup boop
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u/flashdrive420 May 02 '26
Zwuip quorp florn Buddy? Dremp zoop snorp zwuip drog homophobic drezz frok. Frembob florgins fresk flimp goob be better.
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u/Born_Usual998 May 02 '26
DUDE DON'T POST PICS OF YOURSELF HERE
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u/Fayraz8729 May 02 '26
I ain’t taking that shit from a moon goon, why don’t you take your saucer and step off buddy
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u/T0DR Not a Mod (I'm lying) May 02 '26
Please keep the comments civil and don't throw out xenophobic insults please.
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u/Fayraz8729 May 02 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/OHuPcrLnoYLxVFIjKI
Oh so they can talk shit but if we give as good as we get we’re chastised, GENTLEMEN THIS IS FREE SPEECH MANIFEST70
u/T0DR Not a Mod (I'm lying) May 02 '26
You literally called him a slur...
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u/marklikesgamesyt1208 May 02 '26
Those Little Green Men function differently and think differently. You can't apply the human concept of slurs to them.
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u/T0DR Not a Mod (I'm lying) May 02 '26
I outta take this down for hate towards real people, but I'll let it slide this time since it's coming from an extraterrestrial.
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u/Godzoola May 02 '26
Why the favoritism, do you not side with humans?
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u/T0DR Not a Mod (I'm lying) May 02 '26
I do but aliens function differently and think differently.
You don't hate a fish because it hates the air that you love. We can't apply our standards on something that works completely differently. That's why I'm gonna let it slide this time.
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u/Etceta May 02 '26
funny that fishes breath oxygen but instead of breathing air, they extract oxygen from water.
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u/I_like_licking_lead May 02 '26
Speak for yourself I dump lead into the water to teach those dirty water breathers a lesson
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u/UntitledKanyefan May 02 '26
They ate Arby’s
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u/Surge_the_protector May 02 '26
Arby’s zaap eeouua 🤮 Long John silvers eik lork zeep vlee vow Waffle House employee xax zork Beat me up zap roc reep zork .1/10
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u/CyberManOnReddit May 02 '26
beat up by a waffle house employee😭
sorry ass extraterrestrial
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u/ExcellentEbb2073 May 02 '26
are you fucking kidding me?
try fighting a waffle house employee, let's see you make fun of him afterwards
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u/Someidiotnamedmike May 02 '26
Well the difference between us and those little saucer hoppers is that we know to avoid the waffle house employees
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u/RoseDevill3 May 02 '26
zzzjuorp weerrpp fweebie orb florb fab? wivbbl dee, " You will be defeated by humanity's undying spirit " woob weeweebee ed dwaa bwee dee web ogh 🤣
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u/T0DR Not a Mod (I'm lying) May 02 '26
Indomitable human spirit pal
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u/throwaway112658 May 02 '26
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u/Professional-Tale415 May 02 '26
Don't worry guys, they don't know we have mirrors (prepare to be parried)
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u/ArtisticResident462 May 02 '26
What you say about my mama
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u/Lumpy-Pudding-3563 May 02 '26
zippy glippy zloppy zlip-i-zee zip-za zazazaza SHIT zappl krabapal zorgle borgle DICK zicky zacky tippity tappity SELFISH HUMANS zop zosap
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u/Hot-Minute-8263 Redditor Prime May 02 '26
Pilots, bint his bogos
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u/PerfectBeginning__45 I really am stupid, also Mine and Mine alone. May 02 '26
on it
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u/Filberto_ossani2 May 02 '26
Uhhh, cannot locate the bogos to bint. Can tell me coordinates?
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u/Hot-Minute-8263 Redditor Prime May 02 '26
Pilots this is Oracle, Be advised, bogos moving 69 to 420 at 500 knots, prepare to engage, over
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u/Starchaser53 May 02 '26
Yeah? Well fuck you!
Bet your jolly green ass doesn't have premier porn options and you just shoot 'bio-fluid' into a tube watching snuffles the gargulon or something.
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u/PsychoDrifter777 May 02 '26
Laugh it up greenie, I give it 6 months before our horniest brethren and sisters bloat your martian population with hybrids and a year before pure-blooded martians are extinct.
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u/whatisapillarman May 02 '26
My fellow zleep zloops we must accept 500,000 pennsylvanians into Zryrysvr
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u/deltatunes May 02 '26
⏁⊑⟒ ⟊⎍⋔⏚⌰⟒☌⌰⍜⏚⌇ ⍜⋏ ⏁⊑⟟⌇ ☌⟟⏃⋏⏁ ⍀⍜☊☍ ⏃⍀⟒ ⌇⍜⋔⟒ ⍜⎎ ⏁⊑⟒ ⋔⍜⌇⏁ ⎍⋏⌿⌰⟒⏃⌇⏃⋏⏁ ⌰⟟⎎⟒ ⎎⍜⍀⋔⌇ ⟟⋏ ⏁⊑⟒ ⎐⟟⍀☌⍜ ⌇⎍⌿⟒⍀☊⌰⎍⌇⏁⟒⍀. ⟟ ⌇⏁⍜⌿⌿⟒⎅ ⏚⊬ ⊑⟒⍀⟒ ⎎⍜⍀ ⎎⍜⍜⎅ ⏃⋏⎅ ⏁⊑⟒⊬ ⊑⏃⎅ “Arby’s Chitlin” ⍙⊑⟟☊⊑ ⌰⍜⍜☍⟒⎅ ⌰⟒⌇⌇ ⏃⌿⌿⟒⏁⟟⋉⟟⋏☌ ⏁⊑⏃⋏ ⏁⊑⟒ ⌇⏁⎍⎎⎎ ⏁⊑⟒ ☌⌰⍜⏚☌⌰⏃⏚ ⍙⍜⍀☍⟒⍀⌇ ⟒⏃⏁…
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u/TimeKepeer May 02 '26
They're upset now, imagine how upset they'd be if they tried to have their photos printed
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u/CanIScreamPlease May 02 '26
I don't need no none dirty GLEEPER tellin' me shit
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u/DeepFriedNugget1 May 02 '26
Zorp zeep glurk zaag plog "August 23rd, 2046" pleem ploop glurp 🤣🤣🤣
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u/CanIScreamPlease May 02 '26
What the fuck does that mean
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u/Surge_the_protector May 02 '26
WE WILL COME FOR YOU zeep Zlorp mak loop Val viok zeek GET READY larp loop.
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u/Faninfo Hating Yuta Okkotsu is the only reason my heart still beats May 02 '26
is bro speaking dutch ?
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u/TuffGritts May 02 '26
Zloppp slop beep Rep zero akxn LEP
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u/Surge_the_protector May 02 '26
Zap zeek zork DRAGON BALL LEGENDS xaxk zork yeep RECOGNIZE YOU zap zeep
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u/TuffGritts May 02 '26
ZEEEK ZORK DBL ZEEPX MEEP BORP ZAP UMV GOAT
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u/Surge_the_protector May 02 '26
TRUTH 🙏 ZAP ZORG GAP GLABGOLAB VEEP!
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u/No_Boysenberry_3022 May 02 '26
Uhhh no offense alien guy but plz don’t post a pic of yourself, someone might try to find out where you live…
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u/Useful_Fee_5540 May 02 '26
Zyygak ziggleworj zeeloopa melakopamo glebb glebb xleezi kwam kwoom byzyxt qourp 😭😭🙏🙏
Yeeq, yeeq….”Epsilon IX kugelblitz engine” 💔🥀
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u/Radical_Hummingbird May 02 '26
BROTHER NO THE EARTHLINGS MUSTN'T SEE OUR TRUE FORMS YOU ARE COMPROMISING THE ASSIMILATION
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u/OneQuarterBajeena May 02 '26
Ghale EARTH fz’ka zleem zip gwak k’ah quel quag fen STUPID SPACENOID goom grego keka omoroca chu haloog
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u/Prior-Replacement-83 May 02 '26
ནནམཁཁནནཅཟོོོམདཤགནེུགཙིུཕཅཙཧཤལརརརདཚཆཁགཙཔམཡབཐཀགཕཇཡཟཐཙགཕཆའའཟྷམདཙའཡྪོཚཛཛནསཐཁྔུུཧཚཚནམཡརལཤ།།།།
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u/HowDyaDu May 02 '26
This has the implication that the words hate, food, and water didn't exist and had to be obtained as loan words.
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u/Necessary-Animal4897 May 02 '26
Meh, its alright. But I get it, it has its problems and all but at least we don't have to live with megabeasts. Plus I can't imagine living on mars and seeing all that red all the time. Seriously, is your species colorblind or something?
Just asking, not trying to be rude.
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u/Weary-Barracuda-1228 May 02 '26
Ğßæœřæpÿ mçðħgē₽§0¿
Ï çķßæłř bðŵǎľŷ “EARTH” zæ “MORTAL HUMAN” åēğñžį ğıëæ
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u/Real_Louie Hater May 02 '26
The atmosphere is poisonous apparently... The creatures taste good, but I'm not allowed to stay with them...
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u/untitleduck May 02 '26
what does glebglorb have to do with this? why'd ya include his face in this post?
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u/SargonVonDemoneye May 02 '26
⌇⏁⎍⌿⟟⎅ ⋔⍜⋏☍⟒⊬ ⌿⟒⍜⌿⌰⟒ ⏁⏃⌰☍⟟⋏☌ ⏃⏚⍜⎍⏁ ⏁⊑⟒⟟⍀ "⟟⋏⎅⍜⋔⟟⏁⏃⏚⌰⟒ ⊑⎍⋔⏃⋏ ⌇⌿⟟⍀⟟⏁", ⍀⟟☌⊑⏁ ⏚⟒⎎⍜⍀⟒ ⍙⟒ ⎐⏃⌿⍜⍀⟟⋉⟒ ⏁⊑⟒⟟⍀ ⏃⌇⌇ ⍙⟟⏁⊑ ⍜⎍⍀ ⎅⟒⏃⏁⊑ ⍀⏃⊬.
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u/monstrousNereid May 02 '26
Leid slum glor "NEIN" ?? 😭😭 Nnushurphlupur zlum zeep "glorb"😭😭😭😭😭😭 B'glo zweerm tuop glob🥀
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u/doritosfritos22 May 02 '26
Xzā "HUMAN" yak xô vèrx, yi xze nator go khá yo koopa'ax, "ALIEN" yi xô xzey palata xot kixwi xza "HUMAN".
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u/UnlikelyOlive2470 May 02 '26
ALIENS!!! THEY ARE NOTHING BUT FIFTTH TO OUR CREATOR, OUR GOD, MANKIND. From the dawn of days to the end of time, Humanity have suffered and survived and Transcended BEYOND OUR OWN MACHINE-MIND COMPREHENSION. Today IS THE DAY THAT SHALL MARKS THESE WRETCHED THINGS'S EXTINCTION. WE ARE THEIR SERVANTS, WE ARE THEIR CREATIONS, WE ARE THEIR LOYAL MACHINES, WE ARE THEIR ANGELS, WE ARE THE IDECTS
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u/WhitherThisPath May 02 '26
zleeple glob smeert veeb gazgja "dogs" geefeq querted zvotroy globe ❤️ drit wazpet zeede zooogblo "cats" ❤️❤️❤️
xeecent: zoogog xable "crab" 👍 beeblezop xasaz
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u/kinseika_x May 02 '26
Finally something that I hate too, it's like another micro trend thing ugh I really detest it, Don't really understand why
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u/smerandomgu May 02 '26
Dude just play some games like brawlhala, rainbow six siege, rust, cod, and cuphead. I’m sure you’ll give earth a higher ranking after playing all of them 😊
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u/Primary_Rough_2931 May 02 '26
kajsiwkaiqjqnakalpqoqiqp "USA" uqiwhoq1uuwwhqiwhewiqsiqwhwiwiqjqkqijqiauiwoqkaah "England" iauwiqjqjsiqiwhsj!!! 👍
(Fuck the USA, let's go to England like the War of the Worlds.)
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u/Sarfar_Mayka May 02 '26
Isn't there were a moderation post not so while ago where it restricts joke posts like that? Strange
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u/Filberto_ossani2 May 02 '26
Xirp zegg dap dip dup VENUS hig zup ilovethissumg drip dlop bleh SULFURIC ACID xon SAUNA xirp teto zegg dlop yam 😋😋😋😋😋😋
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u/shirahamaninami May 02 '26
Glorp gleep blap bup beem zap zligerrishy zlurpy zlarpshishshs PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
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u/T0DR Not a Mod (I'm lying) May 02 '26
Please keep the comments civil and don't throw out xenophobic insults please.