r/hatethissmug • u/According-Exit-8108 • 6d ago

Roleplay/In Character I HATE when adults take my nose

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I fucking LOATHE when it's time for thanksgiving, my uncle comes over and does this shit to me every time. My mom did this once and i threw a tantrum so at least she never does it again. Taking children's noses should never fucking be a thing. It is an abhorrent act done to them to signify that "Your nose is nothing of worth, we can always just take it whenever we want." That's why I've been campaigning with my fellow toddlers against this matter

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u/RouteAverage3112 5d ago

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u/bigmonkeybiggermoney 5d ago

Inaccurate, that child still has their nose

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u/Clone75 5d ago

Please don't dox op

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u/Putrid_Prompt4271 5d ago

LOOK OUT HE'S GOT A NOSE

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u/Fluffy-Prince-5100 6d ago

"Uugugaga

gagaugagau

"Got your nose"

gagagu?

Gagauggadamamaga

😡😡😡"

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u/Guilty-Actuator-6030 5d ago

the comment of all time

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u/Putrid_Prompt4271 5d ago

LOOK OUT HE'S GOT A NOSE

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u/jacorgacor 6d ago

So you're telling me you're yet to try to take their noses in self defense? What if your uncle doesn't give it back will you just stay noseless? You need a nose take his

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u/According-Exit-8108 5d ago

My arms have yet to be cultivated enough to reach his face :[

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u/Asuboi 5d ago

Go for the toes, you know the one from the song? below the knees.

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u/Pixel_Python 5d ago

Language kid, you don't want to be a potty mouth!

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u/MotivatedPerson04 5d ago

That's it, I'm taking your cocomelon

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u/Azarsra_production 5d ago

Snatch it back, then eat it. They can't still a nose that no longer exist.

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u/Pr-i-zmo 5d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/JpDshawb6jQKFuEpB9

This you? /j

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u/That1onepiecefan 5d ago

No it's this

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u/Maximusisnoice 5d ago

its like child voldemort or smth lol

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u/flyintomike 5d ago

how did i fall for this as a kid… it doesn’t even look anything like a nose

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u/HolleWatkins 5d ago

Don't be such a big baby about it

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u/HotPot87 5d ago

My father took it before he passed away, never left it on his will. I fear the mirrors, I cant look at the monster I must be after 20 years without one

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u/Odelgard 5d ago

And they say education has reached a low. Just looking at this well articulated toddler made me realize. Amen (insert shrimp jesus or smth)

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u/IF_the_grenader2008 5d ago

In where I live the police would bust down the door and shoot at the nose stealer

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u/PattycakesVS 5d ago

LOOK OUT HE'S GOT A NOSE!

bang bang bang

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u/RadiantSuccess1369 5d ago

You will be adding a little spice to the function if you do this in Turkey

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u/AK74MKalashnikov 5d ago

Why does bro show me fig sign

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u/icenerveshatter 5d ago

Got your soul

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u/CometAnimated 23h ago

A-a-and t-then, d-d-dad took my no-ose and h-he never g-gave i-it b-b-ack! *sniffles*

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u/Pomnifan-64 5d ago

If that were me and my nose was got? I’d get the wallet and flush

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u/thefuckingazra 5d ago

Ekranda bana kocaman bi nah çekti orospu cocuğ

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u/eclipse_animatez 5d ago

Heisnskaowsknsk😡😡😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬😡😡😡😡😡🪔😢🇱🇸😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😤

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u/CatLover1039 🫪 5d ago

Peak post

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u/TheSawman3 4d ago

I thought this might be my wife's secret account. I take her nose all the time, she's rarely impressed

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u/Such_Concern8392 2d ago

Damn child, your post is killing me

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u/NefariousnessSad5479 2d ago

“GOD I HATE WHEN ADULTS TAKES MY NOSE”

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u/AdSea3239 2d ago

It took me way too long to realize this was a roleplay post holy shit