r/hatethissmug • jobless karmafarmer • Jul 18 '26

Roleplay/In Character I absolutely hate seeing happy couples

Hate let me tell you how much I come to hate happy couples with every fibre of my being ,everyday when I go out for a walk in the morning o see a couples happy to be with eachother ,when I’m trying to blow up a building is see couples talking about having a child ,when I’m in a restaurant and about to assassinate humanitarians i see people proposing their love and getting married it enrages my soul and floreplasm I was in hell sending happy couples to heaven and it makes me feel hate HATE!

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u/Sensitive_Ad9769 Jul 18 '26

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u/Usual-Vermicelli-867 Jul 18 '26

Woman aren't real..its was made by the government to harvest my cum

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '26

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u/lolulysse007 Jul 18 '26

이 사진 좋아

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u/SorryGotNothing Jul 18 '26

I'm not sure the government has been very successful in that

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u/Savings_Surround_547 Jul 19 '26

Me, a woman, after seeing this comment:

https://giphy.com/gifs/Enr4bc3JeOOzHLYY8R

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u/Usual-Vermicelli-867 Jul 22 '26

You mean government drone🧐

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u/Honk_honkyhonky Jul 19 '26

God i love reddit comments like these LMAO

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u/XxZeoNxX_2 Jul 21 '26

Nem pra isso tú serve

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u/Lost-Bad-8718 Jul 18 '26

Honestly I'd rather the government just set up decoy dummies/breeding phantoms on street corners than all this nonsense they go through right now it would be a lot more honest

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u/PerfectBeginning__45 I really am stupid, also Mine and Mine alone. Jul 18 '26

Are they making the Phantoms over there at the air bases breedable too?

Asking for a friend

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u/Swimming_Mongoose167 Jul 18 '26

All of them are if you try hard enough

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u/ChickenBoOo1 Jul 22 '26

Damn bro 🤣🤣🤣

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u/TheRappingSquid Jul 18 '26

Lwky being delusional is just easier sometimes

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u/Rustycase2072 everyone love this sub unless it’s the things they like Jul 20 '26

Fr

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u/HowDyaDu Jul 18 '26

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u/__clab__ Jul 18 '26

“I get messages from the stars🗣️🗣️”

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u/THEMIGHTYKITEMAN Jul 18 '26

I get messages from Joestar’s.

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u/suryh_khatulustiwh Jul 22 '26

"cintaku bertepuk..."🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

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u/VanillaButterz Jul 18 '26

incel lore

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u/MrDus123 Jul 18 '26

wtf reisen from the hit series touhou project !!!!

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u/Potential-Willow-910 Jul 18 '26

thank you reisen udongein inaba, the fifth stage boss from the eighth installment in the hit series Touhou Project 'touhou eiyashou ~ imperishable night'

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u/Kinda_Real_69420 tou the hou Jul 18 '26 edited Jul 18 '26

reisen, what are you doing here? don't you have to peddle drugs for your master right now?

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u/VanillaButterz Jul 18 '26

smoked it all with tewi

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u/Ok_Tadpole_6810 Jul 18 '26

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u/GoatsWithWigs Jul 18 '26

Indeed you are chudful as the Emperor has foreseen

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u/WhydoIexistlmoa Jul 18 '26

Certified chudmaxxer

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u/Fickle_Diet_1352 Jul 18 '26

He made it ig

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u/m1les12345 Jul 18 '26

Dis you?

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u/ResponsibilityOk6394 Jul 19 '26

my favorite chanisaw dude character: rize

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u/RyokugyuFan Jul 18 '26

They literally don't exist, why are you concerning yourself with a non-existent matter?

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u/Malfuy Jul 18 '26

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u/im461 Jul 18 '26

how is that incel? being jealous of a couple?

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u/AccomplishedZombie69 Jul 18 '26

People just use the word incel instead of loser now. It’s lost all its original meaning.

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u/Malfuy Jul 19 '26

Getting mad at couples is not at all what incels do apparently

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u/AccomplishedZombie69 Jul 21 '26

An incel could walk down the street too. That’s not what makes them an incel.

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u/Malfuy Jul 21 '26

An incel's entire existence as a concept stems from the fact he can't be part of a couple, not because he can't walk down the street.

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u/Teetimus_Prime Jul 18 '26

why is roleplay even a thing in this sub? what are you roleplaying? a loser?

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u/badman1000 Jul 18 '26

Thinks it’s just a joke bruh

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u/Ok-Spread5079 Jul 18 '26

He's roleplaying AM from the book I have no mouth and I must scream

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u/Curi_momos_las_papas Jul 18 '26

I don't recall AM having floreplasm, or going to a restaurant

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u/Iryls Jul 18 '26

its not even in the book lol

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u/Fickle_Diet_1352 Jul 18 '26

Yes, he's roleplaying a loser

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u/JacketGuy48 Jul 18 '26

Yes, literally yes, glad you see the point

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u/Salty-Cat6696 Jul 18 '26

You don't know what goes on in that home. People don't typically bring up the screaming fight they just had with their partner the night before with people they don't know well while both in each other's presence.

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u/Ok-Selection1302 Jul 18 '26

how does nobody see the roleplay/in character tag.

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u/alex_pufferfish Jul 18 '26

Happy couples are a government psyop, they are all paid actors placed there to make you feel lonely

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u/smurfcat69420 yaoi!!!!! yuri!!!!! Jul 18 '26

For every commenter that misses the Roleplay tag, an angel’s wings are ripped out brutally

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u/TheSaintsRonin Jul 18 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/OurEZ9nyeJfH5Vc3Gt
I know a superhero you’ll like.

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u/Fantastic-Front-3871 Jul 21 '26

i got messages from the stars

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u/Lego-105 Jul 18 '26

Then just kill them dumbass

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u/BluecoatCashMoney5 Jul 18 '26

Nah man screw the comments I totally agree with you. And it's a hate sub for a reason

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u/Clipseated Jul 18 '26

🎵I'm a chud I'm a chud I'm a fat little chud🎵

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u/GreenMenace1915 Jul 18 '26

FINALLY A HATETHISSMUG I AGREE WITH

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u/PureKin21 Jul 18 '26

You and I are polar opposites mentioned

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u/armpitliker fuck teto Jul 18 '26

acting like it doesnt have a million fans

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u/PureKin21 Jul 18 '26

Wait you're right that comment was kinda insufferable and I'd probably downvote anyone who said that anywhere else

I'm just really autistic or something like that so idk how else to react when something I like shows up in the wild

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u/gigantic_balls_ Jul 18 '26

Now do 10 pushups

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u/armpitliker fuck teto Jul 18 '26

thats just sad 😭 i used to be like thst i hope u get better

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u/Virus-900 Jul 18 '26

What? You mad that you're still alone?

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u/SilverShotgun Jul 18 '26

Agreed. I think they are really annoying and out of place 

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '26 edited Jul 18 '26

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u/Insaftherealcreator Jul 18 '26

Bro doesn't get jokes.

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u/Pranksterblur Jul 18 '26

Read the flair at the top of the post

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u/Direct-Hedgehog-595 Jul 18 '26

Op to couples: I hate the way that you kiss, the way that you f*CK, I hate the way that you date, I hate the way that you flirt, if I catch flight it's gonna be direct.

Anyway I wrote that not seeing the rp tag lmao

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u/JustAStranger5471 Jul 18 '26

Damn bro... Do you need someone?

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u/Working_Handle_6527 Jul 18 '26

That sucks for you

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u/Theo-the-door Jul 18 '26

Don't disrespect my boy AM like that

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u/soldiertf2rial Jul 18 '26

Someone sent that one pic with chud and 2 soyjacks where one soyjak is a girl and the soyjacks hug each other while chud looks at them with nothing ever happens shirt

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u/Spideyfan1807 Jul 18 '26

Is this you?

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u/Galendy Jul 18 '26

Bro cheered when Stoick died in HTTYD 2

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u/myn4misgab0 Jul 18 '26

who the hell got elliot rodger's reboot card?

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u/One-Trick-8027 Jul 18 '26

"when I’m trying to blow up a building is see couples talking about having a child"

How the hell do some of you not notice this is obviously a troll post

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u/BigRenda Jul 18 '26

Me too brother, me too

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u/United-Signature-762 hot dog, taco, hamburger Jul 18 '26

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u/Emotional-Damagex100 Jul 18 '26

hmm..

not sure if you're Thragg or Namor

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u/Zetapar123 Jul 18 '26

Okay dhragg

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u/Pranksterblur Jul 18 '26

Question is do you hate h*rses?

2

u/bluscoutnoob Jul 18 '26

Do you also throw rocks at Old couples walking in the park?

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u/Fantastic_Poetry_975 Jul 18 '26

no ONE deserves to be happy except for us, twin 😂😂🦶

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u/Stardust_Spreader Jul 18 '26

this you gng?

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u/Fantastic-Front-3871 Jul 21 '26

YOO GOAT ISHIGAMI

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u/steelstrike61 Jul 18 '26

You are just the second picture

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u/Niijima-San Jul 18 '26

oh hey Andrew Tate, how you doing today

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u/Fantastic-Front-3871 Jul 21 '26

i actually agree with you, but the fact that your pfp is frieren made me disagree with you😢

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u/Niijima-San Jul 21 '26

what is wrong with frieren lol

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u/Fantastic-Front-3871 Jul 21 '26

i just generally dont like it, tho its not about you or another fan. im cool with you

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u/Full-Respond-6445 Jul 18 '26

But then I remember...

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u/Fantastic-Front-3871 Jul 21 '26

Wtf bro what is the context

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u/FuturisticHead Jul 18 '26

why do you talking like AM

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u/JKhemical Jul 18 '26

Conduit Canyon

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u/Krammondo Jul 18 '26

Calm down A-Thragg

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u/Personal_Cut7357 Viltrumite here, hello Jul 19 '26

I knew that image came next 

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u/Latter_Definition377 Jul 19 '26

IMMA ACT A DAMN FOOL

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u/jffsahfaz Jul 19 '26

I like Suzuki and Tani, the rest I don't care for

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u/Contractor420 Jul 19 '26

AWE BROTHER! FOR CAESAR! FOR THE LEGION!!!

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u/Contractor420 Jul 19 '26

FUCK THE NCR’S PEACE THAT ALLOWS COUPLES!

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u/Lolrly123 Jul 19 '26

You wanna write for Spider-Man?

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u/raven-tyrant jobless karmafarmer Jul 19 '26

Indeed i am interested spider man has it way to easy in recent comics

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u/muscle_mansmuscles Jul 22 '26

OOHHH IMMA ACT A DAMN FOOL

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u/Critical-Act-6336 Jul 24 '26

off topic but YIPPEE! POLAR OPPOSITES MENTIONED I LOVE THEM!!! THEY'RE SO CUTE

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u/maas348 Jul 18 '26

Skill Issue

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u/trashy_shounen_fan Jul 18 '26

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u/Sufficient-Rip-4659 Jul 18 '26

"don't be scared, be a big shot!"

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u/MouseSwat2009 Jul 18 '26

Guess who gets no bitches

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u/Fantastic-Front-3871 Jul 21 '26

ungoonable but i’ll try

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u/Toaster_Rack_Nerd Jul 18 '26

thragg actually wasn't jealous he was angry at nolan being descended from argall

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u/Aura_Azula Jul 18 '26

You actually are the Thragg in the second image

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '26

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u/raven-tyrant jobless karmafarmer Jul 18 '26

What you mean it’s very normal internal organs that all Homo sapiens contain within their clyrosyphos

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u/Poland-lithuania1 Jul 18 '26

Huh, the girl from the first image looks a lot like the main character of another manga by the same author, The Ramparts of Ice.

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u/Pervy_shameaccount Jul 18 '26

I don't know where the first image is from, but if you're envious of people in relationships then the last couple to envy is Nolan and Debbie lol. Her husband lied during her whole marriage, committed mass murder, almost killed her son and started a new family

Side note does anyone wonder if Nolan ever missed the bugussy after getting back together with Debbie?

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u/TigerGlass6844 Jul 18 '26

Unless you want to see how healthy the relationship are, no toxic and nothing bad.

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u/BusoneWholeBoi2001 Jul 19 '26

who's the pink haired cutie?

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u/BloodAngelGuy Jul 19 '26

Holy fucking miserable chud

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u/AcanthisittaEasy673 Jul 21 '26

funny way to confess being a LOSER!

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u/FewAd1433 Jul 18 '26

i only like lesbian and gay couples as they dont force this down peoples throats

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u/ProfessionalCat3326 Jul 18 '26

no puedes pasar un día de tu vida sin tu esquizo posting?