Hi,

Cute, married, mom looking to add some spark back into my life. I really enjoy music, hikes, traveling, and I’m pretty crafty. I hope to find someone with similar interests who wants a discrete fun and flirty friend to share parts of their day with.

I’ve had some luck on here and hope that I’ll connect with someone else who will stick around for a while.

I’d love to share more about myself in private.

If you’re interested, hop in my DMs.

Oh, if you’re also in NC, get out there and vote!

💙

Going to keep this simple and more can come out if we start chatting. I’m married a loooong time and in a dead bedroom and it has left me feeling undesirable and a smidge lonely. Looking for someone local who wants to chat and flirt, and is able to meet up with evening or weekend availability 1-2 a month.

Me: timid at first, sweet and silly later on. Calm and even keeled. average looking. Nerdy interests. Like to let loose behind closed doors.

You (hopefully): in a similar situation. kind and intelligent. A little bit younger to however much older. Enjoys intelligent conversation. Patient and willing to explore.

Hit me up if this sounds like it could light a spark.

Ok clarifications are apparently necessary. You must be local to NYC. Do not tell me about your penis in the first three chats. No I’m not interested in a 26 year old from NJ. Must have basic reading comprehension and retention skills. To make sure you actually read this far, tell me about something fun you’re doing this fall.

Remember life PM? You know, pre-monotony. Before the endless Zoom calls, grocery pickups, and nightly debates over what to eat for dinner. Back when a certain name lighting up your phone gave you butterflies, and getting ready to see someone involved a little music, a few outfit changes, and one last look in the mirror thinking, “damn, I look good.”

Who decided we had to grow out of that? Because I’d like to file a formal complaint.

As for the guy behind this little rebellion against monotony, I’m 40, a dad, and work in tech. I’m 5’10”, 175 lbs, athletic, stay pretty active, and clean up nicely when the occasion calls for it. I have a healthy appreciation for queso, an unhealthy relationship with the Cowboys, and enough dad jokes to make my kids question their genetic inheritance. I’ve traveled a good bit, collected some stories, and even picked up a couple of languages along the way, though years in Texas have apparently reduced my fluency to ordering tacos.

Now, about you. I’ve always had a soft spot for the unassuming woman with a little mischief behind that innocent smile. Maybe you’re the mom-next-door type who’s a little nerdy, open-minded, and can surprise me with an unexpected opinion or some obscure rabbit hole you’ve fallen into. You’ve lived a little, have stories worth telling, and wouldn’t mind making a few new ones. And to my curvy queens, don’t be shy. I see you over there. ;)

If you’re open to connecting and rediscovering some of those PM moment, drop me a message and let’s see where this goes. ;)

Does this sound familiar? Include your answer with your reply :). Be honest and tell me if you googled lol.

You’re in a marriage that feels more like roommates living together but apart? Feel lonely in the middle of all the noise? Craving to feel, needed, desired, wanted and connected again?

That’s me

What I'm hoping for is Online only, something that feels comfortable at first, then quickly becomes the thing we both look forward to. Easy flowing conversation that feels natural and familiar. Excited for each new message as we feel the seductive pull of natural attraction.

To me it's all about taking this feeling and allowing the time to build a connection. The flirting, teasing, laughing, getting to know each other. This is the raw intimacy I crave. This is what raises everything to a whole new level.

I’m very sexual and need that outlet. But I want this to develop naturally between us. The merger of our fantasies and desires that’s natural, not forced or rushed. We will know when the time is right.

A little about me: I’m sarcastic, fun-loving, a natural flirt, and a bit of a hopeless romantic. I’m a business professional who loves to talk about anything and everything. I absolutely love being a dad of 4, though I'm still adjusting to this whole empty nest thing. I lean to the left of life.

I’m active and work out and work hard to keep fit (mostly just trying not to hurt myself, lol). I’m 5’8”, bald with goatee and mustache and glasses.

A little about you: You’re 35 +, located in North America. You're confident, intelligent, active, stay active and comfortable in your own skin. You have an upbeat, positive vibe, and you don't take life too seriously. You’re fluent in sarcasm and can dish it back as well.

When we are both ready I want to change apps to send voice notes and schedule calls when we can get them in.

If you’re still reading, send me a message with a short intro about yourself. Have fun with it and tell me why you think we will connect.

I’m just your average bbw looking for a discreet Fwb in Bartlesville OK or surrounding areas. I can’t host. Must be within an hour of Bartlesville. Local only. No online relationships. Not looking for couples or women. I’m a huge book nerd and love baking. Looking for someone to vibe with. No men over 40. I have had a Fwb before but they live out of state so we don’t see each other. Again I’m a bbw so if you’re looking for something else look elsewhere. I am in a fully committed relationship and I’m not looking to change your status or my status. I’m not into any weird kinks or fetishes so again if that’s your thing I’m not your person.

Hey! So we both know why we're here. Married, in a dead bedroom situation and looking to find it somewhere else at this point. I'm not looking to change my situation or yours, just looking to have some good sex again when schedules align. Nothing too serious.

Ideally, I'm looking for someone local. Or at least able to travel to the area on a somewhat consistent basis. I would love to meet once or twice a week if possible. Discretion is also a big deal, so please have good opsec!

As for me, I'm right around 6ft, dad bod, very discreet and a high sex drive. I'm in the Grand Rapids area and have some ability to host during the morning/early afternoon depending on how schedules line up. I can have a pretty flexible work schedule if need be. Also able to come to you most days if you're not too far.

If you've gotten this far, send a DM with your favorite color!

Yes it me again, things change.
You know you do the same also.

I'm going to start by saying I am married and I have no plans on changing anything about my relationship nor do I have any plans on changing anything about your own relationship.

I'm a 25 year old female, mid size (squishy all around), on the mixed side with short curly brown hair, glasses and a few piercings. I've been told I have a very mixed vibe who is also very shy but I do have a tendency to love a lot of things honestly. I love listening to music, my go to is usually heavy metal, screamo music or something between or completly different, definitely an all types of music person.
I have a lot of hobbies from reading, photography, I love painting and drawing also.
If I’m not doing any of that I do like playing video games, mostly fighting games and rhythm games like Mortal Kombat or Project Diva X.

I would love to hopefully find someone who is closer to the area but distance doesn't really matter. But I would love for things to progress in the future and maybe want more, because the distance thing lol. I want to progress to phone calls and spamming each other when we miss each other.

| love attention and constantly crave it & need it bad. I understand schedules can be hard but if you're trying that's what counts. Most people end up talking for a bit and delete their account, or stop responding all together instantly once I want to know more about them or that I’m not really with sending nudes right away.

(Be patient..I’m at work :(..)

I’m 34, married, and based in the Mid-Atlantic. I travel frequently up and down the East Coast for work and would like to find a semi-regular FWB to meet up with on the road. Maintaining discretion and STD testing is important to me to protect us both.

I’m bisexual and have equally enjoyed dating men and women. Below is a bit more of what I like in each and about myself. Age is not super important to me, just attraction. Hope to hear from you!

Women: femme, fit, I love boobs and beautiful hair. Bubbly, outgoing, up on celebrity gossip, thinks Shane Gillis is funny.

Men: dude’s dude, fit, I tend to like clean-cut guys with classic good looks. Likes sports but can talk about other things. Emotionally astute.

Me: short, white, small and not super curvy, dog lover, alt-rock music, wholesome looks with a sexy side.

Suburban dance-dad hoping to meet a fellow nerd that also maybe likes sports and live music.  6'1" former D1 athlete stuck in a nerdy dad bod, strong OSPEC, and not afraid to catch feelings. Currently co-parenting as roommates, and while I’m no looking to blow up any loves, I decided it's time to live mine.

Fluent in sarcasm and office quotes, lover of golf, Cubs games, and live music (CSO anyone??). If you can string a few complete sentences together, and can handle sarcasm, let's chat and see if we hate each other after two days.

So I've done this before and know the ups and downs. Luckily, the risk and the annoyance is usually well worth it.

I'm hot, I'm fit, I'm sneaky, and I'm nerdy. I love to read and write fiction, I travel a lot for work, and I've always known I would never be fully happy unless I found that special secret someone. I'm married and hoping you are too.

So I'm hoping that's you.

I want to share secret texts and yearn for one another. I want to celebrate your wins and work with you through your losses. I want to make you laugh just as often as I make you cum.

After all, you deserve it. And so do I.

We'll be discreet. Your husband will forever think you're loyal and wont ever suspect that you have a secret love that he has no idea about. In fact, he'll probably think the uptick in your mood and energy are due to him.

We'll be passionate. You'll be at work or at home or with friends and you'll not be able to help yourself but think of the next time we can speak. You'll open secret messages right in front of them and wake up to good mornings and happy weekdays.

We'll be honest. It's amazing that cheating requires total honesty with one another. That's part of what makes it so fulfilling, in fact. We can be our true selves, no matter how crazy or silly or wild.

We'll start today. Send me a message. Let's take a chance and enjoy life.

Houston area:

I listed a bunch of random facts about me & what 'm looking for below. If you feel like you are interested feel free to DM me.

*|'m married, Simply bored & looking for a Long-term Discreet Friendship with the right woman

*I'm not a smoker, no drugs & a social drinker

*I take care of myself: Slim, in shape, Straight WHITE teeth, great hygiene, well groomed

*I'm a super easy going, respectful Gentleman

*| don't need anything from you.. I got my own assets

*l'm looking for a Long-term Discreet Friendship with 1 special lady. Not here trying to find multiple women

*Not interested in changing or putting your home life in jeopardy

*I'm not just looking for a chat buddy, I'm actually interested in hanging out when we can

*You reflect some of the things listed above. You are easy going, Slim-Medium Build, etc. I don't care whether you Single, Attached or Married

I'm looking for Trouble with a capital T. You must be at least a 7 on the crazy scale. You also need at least one mood or personality disorder.

I need a woman who acts like she hates me but who's actually obsessed with me. You must stalk me on at least 2 platforms in addition to Reddit.

If you're local, and I leave you on read for more than 2 hours, then I expect you to show up at my work unannounced.

As far as looks go, I need someone who went through an ugly/fat phase in high school or college but who's hot now. You also need to have resting bitch face and a big ol' wagon.

Mods, I'm married. Ladies, you'll be hearing about my wife when I bash her/provide you with unsolicited details of our sex life.

Standard disclaimer: I'm not trying to change either of our situations-unless I become infatuated with you, in which case I'll demand that you leave your husband and become my full-time side piece.

Terms and conditions: If you go more than an hour without responding to my messages, I'm entitled to post an ad on OA from my secret alt. If on any given day I'm not feeling talkative, I reserve the right to ignore you for up to 48 hours without warning and up to 4 days with a half-assed excuse.

If this sounds appealing, then you're just my type.

Send me a chat.

44M looking for something and someone. I would love this person to be of a submissive nature and/or into freeuse. Someone I can message and say “I’m on my way over” and begin using whenever the urge strikes me.

I am tall (6’6”), hwp, with salt and peppery hair and a beard and brown eyes. I’m a clean cut, drug and disease free, white collar professional type, and of course married. I am open to pretty much all body types, all races, older, younger, or same age. What matters most to me is a submissive nature and a good attitude.

If this sounds like something you might be interested in pursuing, feel free to let me know.

In a city of 1.6 million, it really shouldn't be so hard to find one woman looking for the same things I am, should it?

I'm 43, married but unfulfilled sexually, and looking for a female that is more or less in the same boat, or at least open to a discreet FWB scenario with a married man. At the risk of overselling myself too much, I'm a well-endowed Journalism graduate with a playful sense of humour and passable grammar. Music nerd with esoteric interests (a delicate balance of high-brow and low-brow.) I am available for texting most of the time and can host part of the week.

I have a profound weakness for intelligent, arty girls, but I'm not hung up on any particular age, body type, race, etc. All I ask for is honesty (no ghosting, please!) I adore hearing women describe what turns them on, be it with past partners or current fixations, so you'll never have to worry about any hint of jealousy on my end.

Basically, I'm looking for the great love affair of our lives ... when our schedules allow. 😉

If this sounds at all appealing to you, get in touch.

Crazy to think we’re halfway through October. There’s a briskness in the air, pumpkins are starting to find their way into everything, shelf-scented hoodies are being donned, and I’m still searching for my girl.

I’m a Long Island dad who’s in good shape, has all his original hair (and parts), is gainfully employed and has a number of hobbies that fulfill him.

I’m hoping to find a local, fit partner who feels equally fulfilled in all areas except one. And if she has kids too—that would be a major plus.

Looking forward to hearing from you.

*notabot

I’ll keep this simple and to the point!

A little about me:
- Married, very involved, dad of 2
- Tall, muscular, well-kept beard, nice eyes, and naturally a bit old-fashioned and dominant, and attentive. I’d say I’m attractive, and have been told as much.
- Driven with a great white collar career
- Hobby-wise, I enjoy reading, cooking, and taking care of myself. Have always played sports, so still try to remain active with pickup basketball, pickleball, or similar.
- I work hard, so I tend to enjoy the finer things in life. I don’t see anything wrong with having expensive taste
- Haven’t been super happy in my marriage for awhile, so I know what I want and what I’m looking for.
- Not the best at talking about myself, so please feel free to ask all the questions you may be curious about!

What I’m looking for:
- Age doesn’t play a big role for me here. If you’re mature and know what you want, then that’s what I want.
- Would prefer you’re also a parent, but not the end of the world if you aren’t
- Personality matters a lot to me! I want someone who is excited to talk and get to know each other.
- Looks aren’t the end all, be all for me, but I’d prefer if you were also someone who enjoys looking nice and enjoys taking care of themselves. Confidence in your own skin is attractive! Bonus if you also enjoy the finer things in life.
- I don’t want someone who is just looking for a fun fling. I’d like something longer term and real.

Drop me a chat and tell me about yourself and what made you wanna reach out. I am comfortable moving off of here to Snap or Telegram after we chat a bit.

Infectious, mesmerizing, the feeling of wanting to know more. You may have reached the right person. I am a combination of everything the average woman may want. I bring humor, communication, chemistry, energy, great vibes, and lastly attraction.

Seeking a married woman who wants to find her AP for something meaningful, to the point we regret meeting eachother because our lives can’t change.

Would love to find someone ideally local to New York/NYC area but travelers welcomed. Please bring the humor, the energy…be ready!

I'm a 20 year old white guy, 6ft3 skinny green eyes and super curly hair. I’m pretty handsome , funny, and I’m very cultured. I'm in a relationship, but untortunately im not really attracted to girl my age. She’s pretty and kind, but I’m a more subby guy who likes being taken care of by someone who’s older. I did it once while younger and I’m still craving it to this day, and I really miss having that dynamic .
I'm looking to meet a woman who's warm, severe, affectionate, and who likes being dominant . I'm a man with a high libido, so physical chemistry is important to me, I'd like to be your good boy , being taken care of and wanting more of you every time I leave .
If you're in a dead bedroom or just looking for something different, I’d love to be that one boy who’s gonna make you feel hot, and confident all day long.

Also, having genuine connection and commitment is a plus. If you’re more into one time thing it’s okay but I will be craving more. I’m also into bdsm if you’re into that 🙂‍↕️

If you reached the end of this text, I want you to know that I also speak French! Tell me your favourite colour and restaurant

Yeah, I know, this probably isn’t the right place to be looking for love, but I figured what the hell? 🤷🏻‍♂️

47M, married, father. Educated and professional. Athletic and nerdy. I love working out and taking care of my body, and I also love reading comics, binging TV, and playing my PS5.

My marriage has turned into a roommate / coparent situation. Zero intimacy, which is fucking demoralizing. I feel like a prisoner in my own home and it’s awful.

I’m looking for someone to share my day with. Goodmorning, goodnight, and all the shit in between. My love language is random pop culture trivia and gifs, so be beware. Send me a message and let’s see where it goes.

/\\\*notabot

Hello strangers!
I'm looking for someone to join me on a lunch date with no pressure and a healthy appetite. No fireworks, no awkward small talks. Just two people, one table, and a menu we can both complain is too long. Bring your best terrible work or life stories and a strong opinion on pineapple pizza. Because I plan to disagree with you politely and then order one anyway. Lunch is on me, so you just have to show up hungry. Maybe we'll become best friends, maybe we'll just share some garlic bread and never speak again. Either way, lunch will be good. If you're easygoing, hungry, and up for a laugh, drop me a message. Let's go with the flow!

I'm looking for 'fun-sized' or 'Vertically Challenged', under 5'4" with ‘uniquely’ distributed proportions. Ample enough assets to push past the standard first 5 letters of the alphabet (F? G? H?!). Mutual attraction is key. I hope to exchange details and SFW pictures relatively early on but I will defer to you on when and how more risqué stuff gets involved.

I love extended foreplay, breast and nipple play, and using toys to enhance the experience. I also love being teased by a partner in lingerie - specifically see through or undersized bras and tops that cause gaps and bulges in the fabric. Can't quite explain it, but the sight of cleavage I could drown in and flesh overflowing the cups is just *chefs kiss*

Breastfeeding from a pair of large lactating breasts is an experience I've savored before and would love to have again.

I'd like you to be somewhere in the range of mid-30s to late-40s. Race doesn't concern me (beauty comes in all colors of the rainbow) but I'd like to find someone on the shorter side. No disrespect for you wonderful taller ladies out there - I'd just like something different than I have at home. Glasses are adorable (I'm a contact/ glasses wearer myself).

As always - discretion is paramount and I know we all have our unique reasons for being here. I do not expect us to irreparably damage our lives for one another. This should be a fun escape for two consenting adults. I've only ever dipped my toes into the shallow end of the pool when it comes to extra-marital activities, but am hoping to find someone who is appreciative of the situation and willing to work together to find that missing piece of both our selves.

I'm 5'8", 175lbs, Mediterranean heritage, blue eyes, salt and pepper hair with matching beard scruff. Married and a father of two. Aside from starting my silver-fox stage early - I don't think I particular look or feel like I'm in my 40s. I'm creative, a little nerdy for all things 90s / early 2000s, love random trivia and spending time just wandering the outdoors with no particular goal in mind. Disease, drug, and smoke free. Vasectomy safe for 4 years now. *notabot but possibly on the spectrum!

I look forward to hearing from you ~ let's open the conversation by telling me your favorite cartoon show growing up (or currently!)

So, autumn is in full swing! I'm married, no kids, living suburban life. Seeking something a little bit more. I am not seeking to change your situation, nor mine, something discreet. I am 55, 5'-8", hazel eyes, goatee, Dad Bod, graying thinning hair. A woman who is 30+, local, seeking a friend, that we can flirt together, have our own inside jokes, and a little bit of fun. Let's enjoy what comes our way. Tell me the last movie you saw

First off .. Hi.. I want to be honest so I just want to say I’m in an open marriage. I’d rather you know now than find out later. Please be ok with that. I know not everyone will. She knows I’m here.

With that out of the way, I’m a blue collar guy. I’m respectful and understanding. I’m chill and drama free. I love to laugh and usually always smiling. I’m a big kid.

I have a passion for art. I draw , design, and cast my own sculpts. Basically design and make my own toys. I also did make music for a little while as well. I love art galleries and conventions. Museums and arcades.

I just hope you’re understanding, I just want us both to be comfortable. I’m told I look younger for my age. I’m 5’7, around 160lbs average I guess. Often told I’m handsome and don’t look my age. I do lean left politically if you’re curious. I don’t mind sharing pictures and video chatting.

All I hope is that you’re fun and awesome and maybeee have a nice set of legs.