Title has age and location (Louisiana btw not L.A gross). Mother of 3 feeling under appreciated in my marriage. Missing that old spark. The random compliments a that make me smile. The random touches and random sex. Maybe you can help out the smile back on my face? Try by telling a bad joke or maybe just complimenting a picture of me? Let’s take a ride down the road and see where it goes! We can chat about boring stuff or get to more fun stuff. I don’t know how successful this post will be, but im open to all ages and looks. Just want someone that makes me smile when I see they messaged me. Too look forward to chatting with. I’ll start with a joke. What did Spartacus say when the lion ate his wife?

Keeping it short because I think we can talk in DM if all this sounds good.

I’m 33, from Seattle, married, tall, athletic, mixed, and in Portland for work October 26–28.

I’m a professional guy, clean, well groomed, and easy to get along with. Looking to meet someone cool, have some good conversation, flirt a little, and see if we click. I snowboard and play tennis for fun and also enjoy sports. Happy to share pictures!

Discretion is important to me, and I’ll always respect your privacy too. No pressure or expectations. Happy to chat a bit first and see if there’s a vibe.

If you’re interested, feel free to DM me and tell me a little about yourself 🙂

I'm looking for Trouble with a capital T. You must be at least a 7 on the crazy scale. You also need at least one mood or personality disorder.

I need a woman who acts like she hates me but who's actually obsessed with me. You must stalk me on at least 2 platforms in addition to Reddit.

If you're local, and I leave you on read for more than 2 hours, then I expect you to show up at my work unannounced.

As far as looks go, I need someone who went through an ugly/fat phase in high school or college but who's hot now. You also need to have resting bitch face and a big ol' wagon.

Mods, I'm married. Ladies, you'll be hearing about my wife when I bash her/provide you with unsolicited details of our sex life.

Standard disclaimer: I'm not trying to change either of our situations-unless I become infatuated with you, in which case I'll demand that you leave your husband and become my full-time side piece.

Terms and conditions: If you go more than an hour without responding to my messages, I'm entitled to post an ad on OA from my secret alt. If on any given day I'm not feeling talkative, I reserve the right to ignore you for up to 48 hours without warning and up to 4 days with a half-assed excuse.

If this sounds appealing, then you're just my type.

Send me a chat.

I’ll keep this simple and to the point!

A little about me:
- Married, very involved, dad of 2
- Tall, muscular, well-kept beard, nice eyes, and naturally a bit old-fashioned and dominant, and attentive. I’d say I’m attractive, and have been told as much.
- Driven with a great white collar career
- Hobby-wise, I enjoy reading, cooking, and taking care of myself. Have always played sports, so still try to remain active with pickup basketball, pickleball, or similar.
- I work hard, so I tend to enjoy the finer things in life. I don’t see anything wrong with having expensive taste
- Haven’t been super happy in my marriage for awhile, so I know what I want and what I’m looking for.
- Not the best at talking about myself, so please feel free to ask all the questions you may be curious about!

What I’m looking for:
- Age doesn’t play a big role for me here. If you’re mature and know what you want, then that’s what I want.
- Would prefer you’re also a parent, but not the end of the world if you aren’t
- Personality matters a lot to me! I want someone who is excited to talk and get to know each other.
- Looks aren’t the end all, be all for me, but I’d prefer if you were also someone who enjoys looking nice and enjoys taking care of themselves. Confidence in your own skin is attractive! Bonus if you also enjoy the finer things in life.
- I don’t want someone who is just looking for a fun fling. I’d like something longer term and real.

Drop me a chat and tell me about yourself and what made you wanna reach out. I am comfortable moving off of here to Snap or Telegram after we chat a bit.

Hi, married man here with unfulfilled fetishes. I have a tickling fetish I that I have been wanting to play out (in person of course), please reach out if interested. Basically I’m wanting to tickle women, potentially while they’re restrained. Looking for open minded women to help me play it out. Please tell me a bit about yourself when you reach out! Let me know you found me on this sub. Please be in Southern California or planning to travel here soon, thanks! Feel free to ask me questions.

Heya!!
Im equal parts introverted homebody and spontaneous when I feel like it, with a healthy mix of nerdiness, quick wit, and light sarcasm.

When I’m not gaming, getting lost in a great show, discovering new music, or planning my next pottery project, I’m usually overthinking something in the background.

Looking for genuine passion, kindness, and sharp banter day to day. If you get excited talking about the things you love let’s have some good chats!

This is long because effort matters.

About me:
- I want passion which makes me and you feel excited to look at our phones or meet
- I am well settled in my life and do not want to disrupt your or my life. I work medium to long hours and have an otherwise full life beyond this one missing gap. I love to read, watch movies, and keep myself fit.
- I've been deep in the kink world for more than ten years now as a Dominant. My focus has always been psychology of domination. I tailor every dynamic around what gets you going.
- While my sexual preferences are kink-heavy, I do want to talk to you about non sexual stuff too
- I will never ghost, disrespect, or harm a person I talk to
- I really connect with girls who have those darker, taboo desires and want to explore them fully. Whatever your relationship status or real life looks like, I couldn't care less. Your privacy stays locked down tight with me. I guarantee discretion, safety, and consent in everything we do. Bonus points if dark romance or psychological thrill are words you find exciting.
- I have had a rich sexual past. I am however looking to deeply invest in one person. The pictures on my profile are from past submissives who specifically have an exhibitionism kink and gave me clear written consent to share them.
- My experience runs strong in conditioning, mental play, sadism, and guiding kink exploration. Some of the things we might get into include spanking, pain, orgasm control, structured training, body writing, degradation, praise, humiliation, anal, edging, denial, outfit control, IQ play, ownership, CNC, and plenty more. All of it is optional and only happens if it fits what you want.

About you:
- Curious, passionate woman that feels she is losing her spark. I want to be that spark igniting fire.
- Thoughtful. I want someone who explores this with the respect it deserves.
- Have some kinks you have not been able to explore in your marriage.
- Attractive personality, mind, and looks - yes in that order. If you are conventionally attractive but not engaging mentally, we will not be a fit.
If this speaks to you, message me and tell me what you're looking for, what you've tried before, and what pulls you in hardest. I get flooded with replies on days like this, so take the time to write something that shows me you're serious.

So here we go…I know you’re out there!!

Me: active and in shape, educated and professionally employed, a great sense of humor and love to laugh. Clean cut soccer dad next door! Also married because they make us say that in the affairs sub and would figure everyone is here LOL!

You : active and in shape, is that shallow of me….maybe but we all like what we like otherwise it doesn’t work, you have to be able to laugh at silly things, if you’re serious all the time this won’t work either!

It’s Tuesday here and it’s kinda dreary out! Let’s chat!

32-year-old married dad who is really missing having someone to genuinely connect with someone on a deep level. I'm looking for the kind of relationship where you look forward to hearing from each other every day when you wake up. Good morning messages, lunch selfies, good night texts. No games, no low effort, just a new best friend and lover.

A little about me: I'm tall, bearded, active, confident, and have been told my eyes are my best feature. I work out, run, love sports, and probably have more old-fashioned and lean naturally more dominant than most. I have a great job, I’m a hard worker, and I’m proud of the life I’ve built. I like to read, I like to bake, I like to think I’m a well rounded human. I’m not the kind of guy that you’d expect to be on Reddit looking for a long term affair. Just the cute dad you smile at at daycare drop off.

I'd love to meet someone kind, playful, emotionally open, and most importantly, social - I want a social butterfly. I tend to connect best with fellow parents my age or older, that being said, emotional maturity is most important for this, and I value that over a specific age. If you enjoy taking care of yourself - whether that be at the gym or at the nail salon, or both - extra bonus points. Bonus points if you’re religious, ironic I know.

If we click, I'm happy to move to Snapchat or Telegram and really dig into our relationship. Let’s find a slice of happiness in each other.

Anyone else get a sudden sinking feeling that you might be a damn fool posting here? Just me? 🤷🏻 

Posted a few weeks ago, felt like hit on start of real connection. Then back to silence. Well…maybe I’m stupid, maybe I’m crazy, but here I go again. 

Before get to rambly rambling, not my first journey down this road. While didn’t meet here I have had ongoing situationship (still a thing?) previously.

I’m a 41 year old married white man, 5’10, 200 with strong/athletic build, brown hair/eyes, large tattoo on one arm and thick, girthy 7.5 €@€% (Look, only one chance for first impression!) Professional, educated, ddf, very easy going with a dry sense of humor. Sense I get is in the handsome/good looking type…DILF status maybe? Work out 4-6 days a week - weights, bike, yoga, blah blah etc. 

Live in Ohio - Cincinnati to be specific - though do travel for work. That includes other parts of Ohio. When in town schedule tends to be very flexible as I WFH same when on business trips. While open to someone located a little further out, ideally you’d be within 20-30 minutes of city. Ultimately, wouldn’t it be best if we are able to maximize the time we have?

Not going too deep into the “oh woe life is bleak” deal. Honestly, for most part things are good.  However. There is a constant voice in back of my head that craves something…more. Let’s call it a feeling that can’t shake this pull to find someone to fill the missing pieces. Ideally an intelligent, funny, easy going and sexy woman who is craving passion and connection. 

Did any of this rant stir some curiosity or hit a shared feeling you’re having? Well then hell please go ahead and reach out! Glad to chat here/elsewhere for now. Definitely hope can graduate to actually talking/voice messages…maybe little ‘flirting’. Ideally we’d grab coffee or something similar to make sure feeling the attraction/connection. And then…

I miss having someone to look forward to.

Not just sex. The message that makes you smile when you are supposed to be working. Lunch that runs long because neither of us wants to leave. A glass of wine, a conversation that wanders, that first moment when we both realize the attraction isn’t just in our heads.

And then having someone to think about afterward.

I’m 53. Married. 6ft tall with ice blue eyes and salt and pepper hair and a short, trimmed beard. I love books, great food, foreign cities and people who can teach me something I didn’t know yesterday.

I’m looking for one woman, ideally married too, who wants something ongoing and genuinely affectionate. Someone I can laugh with, flirt with, desire and eventually know

I’m not looking to blow up our lives. Quite the opposite, I’m looking for something that fits inside of them.

A little world that belongs to us.

Maybe it starts with coffee. Maybe lunch. Maybe we’re both slightly nervous and wondering if the person across the table feels the same way.

And if we are lucky? Then perhaps there is a moment that we both feel a spark.

I want anticipation as much as the destination. The messages. The inside jokes. Learning what makes you light up. Having a date on the calendar that both of us secretly count down toward.

I want you to feel desired. I want ti feel desired too.

Discretion, communication and kindness aren’t negotiable. Neither is chemistry.

Real life still exists. Weekdays are easiest for me, but for the right person we’ll
figure it out.

If some part of this made you think \*Yes I’ve been missing this too\* tell me.

Don’t send me your measurements.

Tell me what you miss.

Q: Why should I consider an older model?
A: Proven reliability, steel and chrome: no flimsy plastic parts. Guaranteed no AI. They don’t make ‘em like they used to.

Q: What makes you so special?
A: Debatably charming, not a creep, and despises ghosting. On Reddit, isn’t that special?

Q: Are you even the least bit good looking and fit?
A: This is a pointless question. Are you going to believe what any man says about his own looks? But turns out I’m gorgeous. Pictures available, guaranteed to be from the current decade.

Q: Are you good in bed?
A: See the last answer, but even more so. Look, there’s a free trial offer. What more do you need? I am… unselfish.

Q: Do you accept credit cards?
A: Yes, American Express Gold and Platinum only. The 3% fee could be negotiated.

Q: What have previous customers said about you?
A: “Solid value, works as advertised, has all his teeth.” “Better looking than my sister’s husband” “Took off a star because mine came in a damaged box” “OMG, that tongue.” “I changed my name and came back for a free drive 11 times. He never noticed.”

Q: Do you send dick pics?
A: No, but thanks for asking!

Q: Are you married? kids? Done this before?
A: Yes, yes, yes. (You should too)

Q: What traits are you looking for in a partner?
A: Honesty, sense of humor, and energy that matches mine. Inexplicable, magical magnetism never hurts.

Q: What else should I know?
A: I’m a kind, open minded man, relatively normal, I’m very honest and you’ll like me.

Please note: free beverage for the 1st customer.

Hey,
Don't really know where to start. You know when you feel like utter crap and there isn't nobody that can fix anything or you just feel alone - well that's me currently.

I'm married, unhappy and just my life feels like a bit of a mess. Myself, I work in construction which is my own business.. it sounds great but when you are so unhappy in the marriage and you feel the disconnection from your wife then everything feels like a massive weight on your shoulder.

For me.. I'm tattooed fully, I have a chiseled beard, I smell good and I work out. I don't know what is really going on..
Reach out if you are going through similar situations, I love to just yapper on voice notes, exchange pics and just to make each others day go better.

UPDATE
spoke to some lovely people who have helped me a lot.. unfortunately it’s not what we are after but I’m still wanting to connect. By the way when I say I’m tattooed, I mean arms, hands, full leg, full back, throat, neck, chest and ribs.. oh and please don’t ghost me, it’s really annoying.

Thanks for reading x

I’m married and looking for someone in the same position. I want to find a nice woman from Virginia. Age range is flexible, so I guess 29-49? I don’t really care that much as long as you’re cool. Anyway - I’m a nostalgic kind of guy. I miss the days of chatting on AIM with friends from school or far away. There was always that friend with a girlfriend from Canada or something. I thought that was always a funny excuse for having no game. It was a fun time mixing technology and going outside. I also like crude humor. It’s hard for me to get upset about things that were meant to be funny. I’m a realist on most things but still try to see things glass half-full. If you want to get to know me, send a dm.

Blue collar dad trying to find someone I get along with and wants to have some fun.. In a roommate style relationship and looking for that spark to light up my fire again.
Something discrete, long term and on the down low.
My situation... we've been together since high school, and family is important for the kids. Not looking to change our relationship status!!
lets chat about everything and nothing.
I’ll take a fire with a drink over a club any day.
37 athletic, slim build, bearded and manscaped, brown eyes and hair, 5’11.. love the outdoors, anything with an engine I love.. Mechanically inclined, good sense of humour and sarcasms.
open to face pix once we get to know each other a little.

Let’s hop on this boat and see where it takes us

Cheers

Helen? You look like a Helen. We’re both on Reddit. Let me tell you why I SUCK at posting in Reddit;
Let’s say I make a post… let’s say it’s even remotely interesting to someone. Well, I get all excited I’m like JoJo the idiot circus boy with a pretty new pet. The pet is you. My pretty little pet, I am excited! And then I stroke it.. and pet it…and I massage it. He he, I love it, my naughty little pet. You’re naughty! And then I blow it up.

My fears mixed with your fears blow it up. And I ruin it. Or you ruin it (screw you, btw lol).

If you understood the above twist on a classic comedy movie, you need to write me and have my babies.

I’m 50. Married. Miss being a friend. I miss being needed and wanted. I’m looking for a married gal who likes to laugh, can accept a compliment, and wants to feel like teenager again.

I eat pieces of shit like these other dudes for breakfast. I’d like to think I’m fairly intelligent. I work 1,000 hours a week I feel, and I appreciate pop culture. I like movies, music, books, yadda yadda yadda. I enjoy going to antique malls, making fun of people who fall in public (including myself), and dipping my fries in Frosty’s. Have you ever dipped your chicken McNuggets in plain honey?!? It’ll make you wanna dig up your dead grandma and smack her across the face.

I may not have the biggest dong on Reddit (apparently every man here has a friggin’ python) and I may not be the best looking (lots of gym-rat, cut, smokeshows from the looks of it) but I’m a decent looking guy whose personality compensates for any deformities.

Take a chance. Shoot me a message and let’s see what happens.

Attractive, fit, east Asian, married. Life is good, but my current situation leaves me wanting more connection and passion.

Looking for someone local who wants a connection that matters. We enjoy being together, make each other feel good, and share real intimacy. Staying in touch when we can matters, but I get that we both have full lives. Chemistry, affection, and genuine desire are key.

If you’re craving connection, passion, and someone who’s present with you, let’s talk. Life’s too short for anything less.

I have been married for 15 years, have a pretty good life overall, but would love to find a nice connection. I am a 5'8", educated, white male, and as much as I hate to admit it, I have a dad type body. I am a very relaxed, easy going, drama free, open minded person who enjoys a bit of excitement and adventure. I enjoy hiking through redwood trees, smelling the salt air as I sink my toes into the beach sand, and soaking in hot springs while watching the stars twinkle in the skies. I have pretty simple tastes but do appreciate some of the finer things in life. I have a busy schedule, work full time and have two kids that keep me engaged, but I am available for conversations before bed most nights and have flexibility in my schedule to chat or for meetups.

Would love to hear from you, get to know you, and discuss what you are looking for.

I feel like when I get close to someone and we don't make it, I at least leave with some good music. Some positives I guess.

Anyways, hi

I'm here to be selfish. I want us to remember that we need time for ourselves, not everything has to revolve around taking care of others. Let’s be selfish together for a bit and put some attention to our own needs.

I’m looking for an emotional and physical affair where we both have the time to chat, we share photos of our lunch, send each other screenshots of what we're listening to.

I would like someone in SoCal to be able to meet up with every now and then. A solid side relationship. No pressure but not low effort.

Me: I’m Latino, I love all sorts of music, from Morgan Wallen to Bad Bunny to Taylor Swift.

I’m affectionate, physical touch is my love language. I know what I want, and I know what I like.

Hit me up if you’d like to chat

Hi!

Fall is here and I’d love to find someone to have some naughty fun with.

I'm looking for a lady, 40+, married or otherwise, smart, funny, cute, can hold a conversation and communicate, looking for an emotional and sexual connection, enjoys outdoor activities, someone who has time to build something and may have done this before. Location and scheduling are always big factors so someone in the Denver, south Denver burbs or North Colorado Springs and who actually has time to break away to meet.

Key traits…

Willing to do this..

Able to do this..

No cold feet

Can make time to get away

I'm 50, married, professional, respectful, good communicator, funny and may be one of the nicest guys meet. Physically, I'm 6'4", 225, gray hair with some brown, brown eyes and strong hands.

I'm a runner, love to exercise and love to fill gaps in someone’s life. I enjoy trying new things and being outside. Having a connection is big item for me as well. I'm willing to invest the time and energy into building something

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Life's an adventure, let's have some fun together and create some sparks.

Just like the title says - I'm gettin' specific!

I'm looking for a super cool, down-to-earth gal in a similar LTR situation who wants to have weekday fun for a couple of hours on a semi-recurring basis at a discreet location of our choosing.

This has always been a huge fantasy of mine, and I know that there's more than a couple gals out there who feel the same way (I've talked to them and done this once before).

The Basics:

1. Chat on here (or a other platform) first to make sure that we're aligned. Trade pics, discuss likes/dislikes, etc.
2. Meet up at a brewery or coffee shop of YOUR choosing for a vibe check. Chat for an hour or so, nothing crazy.
3. Start planning our initial meetup somewhere around the city (Airbnb or hotel).
4. Show up, relax, get naked and masturbate together for some amazing orgasms.
5. Alternatively, if you love cum (huge plus) - I'd be happy to paint your face, go all over your tits, coat your holes, or whatever your heart desires!

OPSEC and discretion is a must - let's be serious about not drawing too much attention to this.

I'm happy to masturbate with or without porn, not opposed to kissing or toys, and pretty flexible about what happens next.

But yeah, I wanna masturbate together and just go wild for a couple of hours, both of us totally in heaven.

If that sounds like fun, DM me your favorite movie theater candy so I know you actually read this.

I am a stay at home married dad of two boys and life has become quite bland so I’m wanting to find someone to build a connection with. I’m in a dead bedroom situation after having the second kid. I would like to have someone to talk to and spend time with, I would like to know about your day, listen to your story and share mine, getting to know someone and build a connection.

A little bit about me: I like watching shows, listening to music and playing games, reading manga. When I have free time, I like to take my dogs for a walk.

Hope to hear from you soon :)

Married but in a total roommate situation at home. I have kids, it would be preferable if you did too but not a deal breaker. I’m just looking for someone to talk with and connect with. Online first but who knows maybe actually meet up one day.

I’m 35 brown hair brown eyes. Tattoos.. I workout and try to keep in decent shape but I’m no model. I love music movies football golf. I’m a blue collar guy and I have a thick southern accent.

Discreet, I’m not looking to cause problems for you or me. Just want someone to escape the monotony with. Dm me if you’re out there…

Married never thought I’d be posting on Reddit, but here we are.
Marriage, kids, and career check all the boxes. Yet something feels muted. I’m here looking for a married, intelligent, accomplished woman who understands discretion and desire. I’m not looking to change my situation, and I expect the same from you.
I’m drawn to driven. I bring a calm, soft-dominant energy that pairs well with strength.
About me: 6’1”, 195 lbs, muscular build, blue eyes, tattoos, great hair, and an easy smile. Highly educated, well-spoken, and always evolving mentally, physically, and spiritually.
I value chemistry and the build-up the tension, connection, and escape from everyday life. I’m consistent, communicative, and enjoy sharing voice notes, photos, videos and moments throughout the day.
If the vibe is right, let’s see where the spark goes.

(yes i'm married for this sub)

Telegram preferred

Well… yeah I’m not new to this. But I can’t also claim that I’ve had massive success out here. But before all that, let me tell you a bit about me and my situation.

31, M, 6ft, extremely fit and athletic, biscotti color skin, black hair, brown eyes. Got married way too young. It was an arranged marriage. You can probably guess my ethnicity from all this.

I work in tech, make loads of money, have tonnes of hobbies, many pets, no kid. The relationship honestly never ended cuz it never began. Everything so far up until now has been mechanical. Motions that we were instructed to go through right from birth.

Study well, get a job, get married, have kids. Never anything about enjoying life, having fun, meeting someone you actually love and marrying them blah blah.

I’m not looking to change my situation, but hoping to find someone who understands, wants to connect at a deeper level. Physically and emotionally. By physically, I mean mutual attraction. But I’m not opposed to something that could turn into an in person affair if that’s how this goes down the road.

All I ask is that you be a F, older than 25, anywhere in the world, open to being open :)

So…ping me and let’s see where it goes?