Hi,

Cute, married, mom looking to add some spark back into my life. I really enjoy music, hikes, traveling, and I’m pretty crafty. I hope to find someone with similar interests who wants a discrete fun and flirty friend to share parts of their day with.

I’ve had some luck on here and hope that I’ll connect with someone else who will stick around for a while.

I’d love to share more about myself in private.

If you’re interested, hop in my DMs.

Oh, if you’re also in NC, get out there and vote!

💙

41 (F4M) - #dmv #nova Lets get straight to the point…

I feel like people spend too much time trying to come up with the most unique introduction to grab people’s attention, but it just becomes a long paragraph of using your most sophisticated vocabulary to prove you’re educated and a bunch of fairy tale fantasies that you’re probably incapable of making a reality. So let’s get to the point!

Me: I am a married mom of two crazies. My house is filled with way too much testosterone and boy energy and my nervous system is one WWE match away from me wanting to take a grippy sock vacation. Jk. Promise I am mentally stable. Just overwhelmed with life. I am well educated, have a great career that I believe has a bad rap and people would be shocked to know I actually make good money. I am passionate about human rights and the way our country is “operating” right now throws me into a perpetual tailspin of exhaustion. I am 5’2 on a good day, white, brown hair, green-ish eyes (they change color with lighting), and a pretty average female body with a “mom pooch” that just won’t go away. I run for my own sanity and am trying to get back to my pre-kids marathon lifestyle. I like true crime documentaries, classic comedies (Step Brothers and the Office… if you don’t like either, don’t waste your time messaging me), sports, my music interests range from Enya to DMB to Bob Dylan to Lumineers to Jay-Z to Eminem to Mumford and Sons to Tom Petty to Fleetwood to late 90s/early 2000 pop/rap/hip hop.

Why am I here? While my husband is a fantastic dad, his communication, attention to detail, and affection is severely lacking. I want to wake up in the morning and feel giddy that I might have a message from someone who makes me smile. I am not looking to change my situation or yours. Although my marriage is not in a happy place, my kids would never know and he and I are both dedicated to keeping our family together… for now, at least. I don’t need another person in order to be happy, but it sure is nice to have someone I can share secrets with, talk about life with, laugh with, and dream with, all while jumping at the bit to see each other next because we just can’t keep our hands off of each other. I used to think I lost all my sexual desires and drive after being in a serious relationship but I think I have just figured out that it’s not me who is the issue, it’s the person I am married to. Who cares more about getting himself off with a quickie than my own needs.

You: Must be on the left side of politics, morals, and values. This is a nonnegotiable. Any messages saying otherwise will be blocked. Must also be married with kids to understand my life. Attraction is a must. I am not your typical Redditor and am not into nerdy, fantasy loving, gamers. I am sure you have a heart of gold but common interests are important and those are just not my things. Must be well educated, with a career you are proud of. Must be financially secure and not too stressed about finances (other than being pissed about the institutionalized systems that are failing half our country). Attraction matters to me. I am not looking for a perfect gym rat physique but do expect you to take care of yourself. Light eyes make me melt. You must have a peen that makes an affair worth it. I am into the lumberjack look but also expect you to be able to show emotions. Must be a good communicator. Must be clean and hygienic. I do expect us to be able to share about the struggles in our marriages, but if you ever call your wife “lazy,” I will stop speaking to you. That just tells me she is overwhelmed and overstimulated and you are not pulling your weight…

Am I being too picky? Maybe. Does this unicorn exist? Maybe not. It’s at least worth a try. But I will not take a chance on uprooting my life for just anyone.

\#notabot. Send me a message with your most proud accomplishment so I know you aren’t one either.

Going to keep this simple and more can come out if we start chatting. I’m married a loooong time and in a dead bedroom and it has left me feeling undesirable and a smidge lonely. Looking for someone local who wants to chat and flirt, and is able to meet up with evening or weekend availability 1-2 a month.

Me: timid at first, sweet and silly later on. Calm and even keeled. average looking. Nerdy interests. Like to let loose behind closed doors.

You (hopefully): in a similar situation. kind and intelligent. A little bit younger to however much older. Enjoys intelligent conversation. Patient and willing to explore.

Hit me up if this sounds like it could light a spark.

Ok clarifications are apparently necessary. You must be local to NYC. Do not tell me about your penis in the first three chats. No I’m not interested in a 26 year old from NJ. Must have basic reading comprehension and retention skills. To make sure you actually read this far, tell me about something fun you’re doing this fall.

Remember life PM? You know, pre-monotony. Before the endless Zoom calls, grocery pickups, and nightly debates over what to eat for dinner. Back when a certain name lighting up your phone gave you butterflies, and getting ready to see someone involved a little music, a few outfit changes, and one last look in the mirror thinking, “damn, I look good.”

Who decided we had to grow out of that? Because I’d like to file a formal complaint.

As for the guy behind this little rebellion against monotony, I’m 40, a dad, and work in tech. I’m 5’10”, 175 lbs, athletic, stay pretty active, and clean up nicely when the occasion calls for it. I have a healthy appreciation for queso, an unhealthy relationship with the Cowboys, and enough dad jokes to make my kids question their genetic inheritance. I’ve traveled a good bit, collected some stories, and even picked up a couple of languages along the way, though years in Texas have apparently reduced my fluency to ordering tacos.

Now, about you. I’ve always had a soft spot for the unassuming woman with a little mischief behind that innocent smile. Maybe you’re the mom-next-door type who’s a little nerdy, open-minded, and can surprise me with an unexpected opinion or some obscure rabbit hole you’ve fallen into. You’ve lived a little, have stories worth telling, and wouldn’t mind making a few new ones. And to my curvy queens, don’t be shy. I see you over there. ;)

If you’re open to connecting and rediscovering some of those PM moment, drop me a message and let’s see where this goes. ;)

Does this sound familiar? Include your answer with your reply :). Be honest and tell me if you googled lol.

You’re in a marriage that feels more like roommates living together but apart? Feel lonely in the middle of all the noise? Craving to feel, needed, desired, wanted and connected again?

That’s me

What I'm hoping for is Online only, something that feels comfortable at first, then quickly becomes the thing we both look forward to. Easy flowing conversation that feels natural and familiar. Excited for each new message as we feel the seductive pull of natural attraction.

To me it's all about taking this feeling and allowing the time to build a connection. The flirting, teasing, laughing, getting to know each other. This is the raw intimacy I crave. This is what raises everything to a whole new level.

I’m very sexual and need that outlet. But I want this to develop naturally between us. The merger of our fantasies and desires that’s natural, not forced or rushed. We will know when the time is right.

A little about me: I’m sarcastic, fun-loving, a natural flirt, and a bit of a hopeless romantic. I’m a business professional who loves to talk about anything and everything. I absolutely love being a dad of 4, though I'm still adjusting to this whole empty nest thing. I lean to the left of life.

I’m active and work out and work hard to keep fit (mostly just trying not to hurt myself, lol). I’m 5’8”, bald with goatee and mustache and glasses.

A little about you: You’re 35 +, located in North America. You're confident, intelligent, active, stay active and comfortable in your own skin. You have an upbeat, positive vibe, and you don't take life too seriously. You’re fluent in sarcasm and can dish it back as well.

When we are both ready I want to change apps to send voice notes and schedule calls when we can get them in.

If you’re still reading, send me a message with a short intro about yourself. Have fun with it and tell me why you think we will connect.

I’m just your average bbw looking for a discreet Fwb in Bartlesville OK or surrounding areas. I can’t host. Must be within an hour of Bartlesville. Local only. No online relationships. Not looking for couples or women. I’m a huge book nerd and love baking. Looking for someone to vibe with. No men over 40. I have had a Fwb before but they live out of state so we don’t see each other. Again I’m a bbw so if you’re looking for something else look elsewhere. I am in a fully committed relationship and I’m not looking to change your status or my status. I’m not into any weird kinks or fetishes so again if that’s your thing I’m not your person.

Hello fellow lurkers. Below is a carefully curated list designed to test our potential compatibility. If you find yourself nodding along to some (or all) of these statements, we might just be a decent match. A little bit about me. I’m 42, married and living in the NYC burbs but I do commute to the city. Hope to hear from you soon! 6ft 185lbs HWP

1. Finance bros are losers. Patagonia vests and loafers? No thanks.
   
2. Reading the news stresses you out so much that an airplane barf bag is usually required.
   
3. Beards are cool
   
4. You think other parents are complete weirdos.
   
5. You have TSA pre check and global entry because waiting in the regular security line is for uncultured peasants.
   
6. You’re a parent. See # 4
   
7. Uncomplicated fun is what you are after. Nuking your entire life sounds like a bad idea.
   
8. Good conversation is important
   
9. You prefer to be tossed around in the sack
   
10. Sarcasm is an art form.
    
11. Even though the whole thing about JD Vance banging a couch is made up I’m pretty certain he would. He probably hasn’t met the right couch. ~

Tall, fit, married gentleman seeking a discreet encounter, or LT play with a mature woman that is smart and playful.

I prefer someone 35+ in age and fit.

Energetic with a passion for life, seeks fun people to meet and explore with. I have refined tastes, charm, and an appreciation of other cultures developed through countless travels abroad.

I enjoy dancing, carousing, and laughter. Do you enjoy hiking green pastures, experimental art, and/or crafted cocktails?

Pics for Pics and you have an awesome day.

Me:
Married
35 years old
5’9 170
Dark-skin
Handsome (confident pick swapper)
Active and in shape (self care > vanity)
Great hygiene
Clean smile

I enjoy movies, reading, podcast, audiobooks and music. Seeing and hearing people express themselves through their art is one of the most important experiences in life to me. So if you love to consume content, we’ll get along just fine.

You:
Married
29 and up ⬆️
Cute
No height or weight preferences
Care about yourself (this shows in different ways)
Great hygiene (OL or not, please smell good)
Has style 😍

You have something outside of your family that’s means the world to you. You’re passionate. You’re open minded and self aware.

I match well with people who’s been on some type of personal journey. Starting something from the beginning and seeing it through brings out a level of human experience that I appreciate and adore.

There’s a lot more that I could add but I’ll leave it here and save the rest for later.

If any of this sounds appealing to you please feel free to message me.

And tell me - What’s your favorite love story?

(Movie, tv show, book, real life)

EST Midwest

I’ll keep this pretty simple. I’m not going to write some elaborate introduction or try to impress you with fancy words.

I’m 51, 5’9”, 180 lbs, in good shape, clean-cut, and I’d say above average in the looks department. I’m educated, have a successful professional career, and take care of myself.

I’m married, no kids, and like a lot of people here, my marriage has become more of a roommate situation. I’m not looking to change anyone’s home life, but I am looking for something that’s been missing from mine.
I’m not interested in just hooking up or exchanging a few flirty messages. I want an actual connection. Someone to text throughout the day, talk to on the phone, go out to dinner with, laugh with, and genuinely look forward to seeing. Someone who becomes a close friend, maybe even a best friend, with all the attraction and excitement that comes along with it.

A good sense of humor is a must. I love to laugh, have fun, and enjoy a little sarcasm and playful teasing. I’m looking for someone who can give it right back and doesn’t take themselves too seriously. Being able to laugh together is a big part of the attraction for me.
Physical attraction absolutely matters, but I think it’s so much better when there’s a real emotional connection behind it. I want us to actually enjoy each other’s company, even when we’re not doing anything physical.

Discretion is a must, obviously. So are communication, mutual effort, and being able to make time for each other. I’m willing to travel for the right person, and I believe that if two people genuinely want to see each other, they’ll find a way to make it happen. I’m not interested in something that’s completely one-sided or just endless online chatting.
I’m looking for something ongoing with someone who wants the same things. Someone who misses having that person who makes them smile when their name pops up on their phone.

If any of this sounds like what you’re missing too, I’d love to hear from you.

I’m currently sat eating Thai on my own, and thought this will me eat do. So what better way to spend the rest of the evening than finding someone for the parts that we both might be missing. For the mods, married.

Currently live in Chicago but a new role will take me to NYC 2 weeks a month, so what better time to find someone for the parts we both might be missing. Hotel beds, room service and city views could be a run way to start this adventure.

Im looking for genuine conversation, chemistry, and someone with an itch to scratch that’s not happening at home. In a dead bedroom here, seemingly like many.

I’m drawn to smart, sarcastic with a flair for the written word. Discreet, mature and wanting dinners / shows as much as what happens behind closed doors.

Looks-wise I’m 5’11, blue eyes, short brown hair.

Anything else you want to know, you know what to do :)

Hey! So we both know why we're here. Married, in a dead bedroom situation and looking to find it somewhere else at this point. I'm not looking to change my situation or yours, just looking to have some good sex again when schedules align. Nothing too serious.

Ideally, I'm looking for someone local. Or at least able to travel to the area on a somewhat consistent basis. I would love to meet once or twice a week if possible. Discretion is also a big deal, so please have good opsec!

As for me, I'm right around 6ft, dad bod, very discreet and a high sex drive. I'm in the Grand Rapids area and have some ability to host during the morning/early afternoon depending on how schedules line up. I can have a pretty flexible work schedule if need be. Also able to come to you most days if you're not too far.

If you've gotten this far, send a DM with your favorite color!

Look, I’ve done the therapy and the time for myself. I’ve been here, done that, got the medal. Whatever. I’ve had AP’s before but time always wins so just like all of you reading this post, I’m back yet again.

Okay so me personally, I want the deep emotions, the attention and the feeling of mattering to someone again. The phone calls, video calls and that ‘just one more text’ while you’re talking deep into the night. To know the contours of your body and how the morning sun makes me think of you.
Yeah, I’m sappy and a yearner, we live too short to not be.

Look I absolutely love giving and receiving attention but as hypocritical as I am (given our situation) having just that one person really does make this feel special rather than another passing moment. Yeah, I want you to be clingy and a little obsessive with wanting to chat or call, I love that in people.

Obviously there’s the fun sexy side of this that I’d love to share with you but let us burn slowly together, with the same intention as you light a candle. To enjoy it.
We’ll let our feelings guide our wandering hands.

I’m a nerd (Fair warning though, I am a huge fucking nerd) a lover of music, space, sci fi and horror films, gaming, anime/manga. The whole 9 nerd yards.
Physically I have wild curly hair, green eyes resting behind glasses, and slimly built. I’ve been told I’m cute/handsome more often than not, so do with that as you will also.

I’m also from the uk (huge night owl) While timezones have never been an issue before so don’t fret if you’re not European. We can make it work.

I do have a type. Other than being kindhearted, funny (dark humour is more than okay) caring, flirty and overall a great conversationalist. I love the chubbier bustier side when it comes to physical attraction.

More than happy to share photos when we get there too (Opsec pending ofc)
I’d like to get off reddit chat after we click and no, I don’t use snapchat.

That should be about it for me but if you’re needing an intro message, music is always a great icebreaker.

Keeping it short because I think we can talk in DM if all this sounds good.

I’m 33, from Seattle, married, tall, athletic, mixed, and in Portland for work October 26–28.

I’m a professional guy, clean, well groomed, and easy to get along with. Looking to meet someone cool, have some good conversation, flirt a little, and see if we click. I snowboard and play tennis for fun and also enjoy sports. Happy to share pictures!

Discretion is important to me, and I’ll always respect your privacy too. No pressure or expectations. Happy to chat a bit first and see if there’s a vibe.

If you’re interested, feel free to DM me and tell me a little about yourself 🙂

Yes it me again, things change.
You know you do the same also.

I'm going to start by saying I am married and I have no plans on changing anything about my relationship nor do I have any plans on changing anything about your own relationship.

I'm a 25 year old female, mid size (squishy all around), on the mixed side with short curly brown hair, glasses and a few piercings. I've been told I have a very mixed vibe who is also very shy but I do have a tendency to love a lot of things honestly. I love listening to music, my go to is usually heavy metal, screamo music or something between or completly different, definitely an all types of music person.
I have a lot of hobbies from reading, photography, I love painting and drawing also.
If I’m not doing any of that I do like playing video games.

I would love to hopefully find someone who is closer to the area but distance doesn't really matter. But I would love for things to progress in the future and maybe want more, because the distance thing lol. I want to progress to phone calls and spamming each other when we miss each other.

| love attention and constantly crave it & need it bad. I understand schedules can be hard but if you're trying that's what counts. Most people end up talking for a bit and delete their account, or stop responding all together instantly once I want to know more about them or that I’m not really with sending nudes right away.

Online connections are certainly fun, but there's just no substitute for sharing the same physical place, feeling that in-person vibe and chemistry. How the other person moves through space, the sound of their voice; the pheromones in the air between you? Who knows. So here's what I propose: I'll tell you where I'll be, at some coffee shop or public park in Sacramento, taking a break from work, Midtown, midday, on a weekday. If you show up, and we catch eyes with each other from a distance, what might happen? An exchange of flirty knowing smiles, some polite conversation with an underlying edge of sexual tension? Maybe it's just flirting, to feel that rush of blood and tingle of possibility; or maybe it leads to more, that day or other days to come. Would you want to try it, and find out with me?

My quick stats: I'm 47, white, 6'1", 190lbs, fit, educated, married with kids, and not new to the world of extramarital exploits. You can see from my posts that I'm exploring some specific things here; if those resonate with you, all the better. There's also a PG-rated body photo in my profile if you want to grab a glimpse (below the neck, at least) before you see me in person.

Write to me and I'll tell you when and where, and how to spot me. Happy searching to all the explorers out there!

Suburban dance-dad hoping to meet a fellow nerd that also maybe likes sports and live music.  6'1" former D1 athlete stuck in a nerdy dad bod, strong OSPEC, and not afraid to catch feelings. Currently co-parenting as roommates, and while I’m no looking to blow up any loves, I decided it's time to live mine.

Fluent in sarcasm and office quotes, lover of golf, Cubs games, and live music (CSO anyone??). If you can string a few complete sentences together, and can handle sarcasm, let's chat and see if we hate each other after two days.

So I've done this before and know the ups and downs. Luckily, the risk and the annoyance is usually well worth it.

I'm hot, I'm fit, I'm sneaky, and I'm nerdy. I love to read and write fiction, I travel a lot for work, and I've always known I would never be fully happy unless I found that special secret someone. I'm married and hoping you are too.

So I'm hoping that's you.

I want to share secret texts and yearn for one another. I want to celebrate your wins and work with you through your losses. I want to make you laugh just as often as I make you cum.

After all, you deserve it. And so do I.

We'll be discreet. Your husband will forever think you're loyal and wont ever suspect that you have a secret love that he has no idea about. In fact, he'll probably think the uptick in your mood and energy are due to him.

We'll be passionate. You'll be at work or at home or with friends and you'll not be able to help yourself but think of the next time we can speak. You'll open secret messages right in front of them and wake up to good mornings and happy weekdays.

We'll be honest. It's amazing that cheating requires total honesty with one another. That's part of what makes it so fulfilling, in fact. We can be our true selves, no matter how crazy or silly or wild.

We'll start today. Send me a message. Let's take a chance and enjoy life.

Houston area:

I listed a bunch of random facts about me & what 'm looking for below. If you feel like you are interested feel free to DM me.

*|'m married, Simply bored & looking for a Long-term Discreet Friendship with the right woman

*I'm not a smoker, no drugs & a social drinker

*I take care of myself: Slim, in shape, Straight WHITE teeth, great hygiene, well groomed

*I'm a super easy going, respectful Gentleman

*| don't need anything from you.. I got my own assets

*l'm looking for a Long-term Discreet Friendship with 1 special lady. Not here trying to find multiple women

*Not interested in changing or putting your home life in jeopardy

*I'm not just looking for a chat buddy, I'm actually interested in hanging out when we can

*You reflect some of the things listed above. You are easy going, Slim-Medium Build, etc. I don't care whether you Single, Attached or Married

I'm looking for Trouble with a capital T. You must be at least a 7 on the crazy scale. You also need at least one mood or personality disorder.

I need a woman who acts like she hates me but who's actually obsessed with me. You must stalk me on at least 2 platforms in addition to Reddit.

If you're local, and I leave you on read for more than 2 hours, then I expect you to show up at my work unannounced.

As far as looks go, I need someone who went through an ugly/fat phase in high school or college but who's hot now. You also need to have resting bitch face and a big ol' wagon.

Mods, I'm married. Ladies, you'll be hearing about my wife when I bash her/provide you with unsolicited details of our sex life.

Standard disclaimer: I'm not trying to change either of our situations-unless I become infatuated with you, in which case I'll demand that you leave your husband and become my full-time side piece.

Terms and conditions: If you go more than an hour without responding to my messages, I'm entitled to post an ad on OA from my secret alt. If on any given day I'm not feeling talkative, I reserve the right to ignore you for up to 48 hours without warning and up to 4 days with a half-assed excuse.

If this sounds appealing, then you're just my type.

Send me a chat.

44M looking for something and someone. I would love this person to be of a submissive nature and/or into freeuse. Someone I can message and say “I’m on my way over” and begin using whenever the urge strikes me.

I am tall (6’6”), hwp, with salt and peppery hair and a beard and brown eyes. I’m a clean cut, drug and disease free, white collar professional type, and of course married. I am open to pretty much all body types, all races, older, younger, or same age. What matters most to me is a submissive nature and a good attitude.

If this sounds like something you might be interested in pursuing, feel free to let me know.

In a city of 1.6 million, it really shouldn't be so hard to find one woman looking for the same things I am, should it?

I'm 43, married but unfulfilled sexually, and looking for a female that is more or less in the same boat, or at least open to a discreet FWB scenario with a married man. At the risk of overselling myself too much, I'm a well-endowed Journalism graduate with a playful sense of humour and passable grammar. Music nerd with esoteric interests (a delicate balance of high-brow and low-brow.) I am available for texting most of the time and can host part of the week.

I have a profound weakness for intelligent, arty girls, but I'm not hung up on any particular age, body type, race, etc. All I ask for is honesty (no ghosting, please!) I adore hearing women describe what turns them on, be it with past partners or current fixations, so you'll never have to worry about any hint of jealousy on my end.

Basically, I'm looking for the great love affair of our lives ... when our schedules allow. 😉

If this sounds at all appealing to you, get in touch.

Crazy to think we’re halfway through October. There’s a briskness in the air, pumpkins are starting to find their way into everything, shelf-scented hoodies are being donned, and I’m still searching for my girl.

I’m a Long Island dad who’s in good shape, has all his original hair (and parts), is gainfully employed and has a number of hobbies that fulfill him.

I’m hoping to find a local, fit partner who feels equally fulfilled in all areas except one. And if she has kids too—that would be a major plus.

Looking forward to hearing from you.

*notabot