41 (F4M) - #dmv #nova Lets get straight to the point…

I feel like people spend too much time trying to come up with the most unique introduction to grab people’s attention, but it just becomes a long paragraph of using your most sophisticated vocabulary to prove you’re educated and a bunch of fairy tale fantasies that you’re probably incapable of making a reality. So let’s get to the point!

Me: I am a married mom of two crazies. My house is filled with way too much testosterone and boy energy and my nervous system is one WWE match away from me wanting to take a grippy sock vacation. Jk. Promise I am mentally stable. Just overwhelmed with life. I am well educated, have a great career that I believe has a bad rap and people would be shocked to know I actually make good money. I am passionate about human rights and the way our country is “operating” right now throws me into a perpetual tailspin of exhaustion. I am 5’2 on a good day, white, brown hair, green-ish eyes (they change color with lighting), and a pretty average female body with a “mom pooch” that just won’t go away. I run for my own sanity and am trying to get back to my pre-kids marathon lifestyle. I like true crime documentaries, classic comedies (Step Brothers and the Office… if you don’t like either, don’t waste your time messaging me), sports, my music interests range from Enya to DMB to Bob Dylan to Lumineers to Jay-Z to Eminem to Mumford and Sons to Tom Petty to Fleetwood to late 90s/early 2000 pop/rap/hip hop.

Why am I here? While my husband is a fantastic dad, his communication, attention to detail, and affection is severely lacking. I want to wake up in the morning and feel giddy that I might have a message from someone who makes me smile. I am not looking to change my situation or yours. Although my marriage is not in a happy place, my kids would never know and he and I are both dedicated to keeping our family together… for now, at least. I don’t need another person in order to be happy, but it sure is nice to have someone I can share secrets with, talk about life with, laugh with, and dream with, all while jumping at the bit to see each other next because we just can’t keep our hands off of each other. I used to think I lost all my sexual desires and drive after being in a serious relationship but I think I have just figured out that it’s not me who is the issue, it’s the person I am married to. Who cares more about getting himself off with a quickie than my own needs.

You: Must be on the left side of politics, morals, and values. This is a nonnegotiable. Any messages saying otherwise will be blocked. Must also be married with kids to understand my life. Attraction is a must. I am not your typical Redditor and am not into nerdy, fantasy loving, gamers. I am sure you have a heart of gold but common interests are important and those are just not my things. Must be well educated, with a career you are proud of. Must be financially secure and not too stressed about finances (other than being pissed about the institutionalized systems that are failing half our country). Attraction matters to me. I am not looking for a perfect gym rat physique but do expect you to take care of yourself. Light eyes make me melt. You must have a peen that makes an affair worth it. I am into the lumberjack look but also expect you to be able to show emotions. Must be a good communicator. Must be clean and hygienic. I do expect us to be able to share about the struggles in our marriages, but if you ever call your wife “lazy,” I will stop speaking to you. That just tells me she is overwhelmed and overstimulated and you are not pulling your weight…

Am I being too picky? Maybe. Does this unicorn exist? Maybe not. It’s at least worth a try. But I will not take a chance on uprooting my life for just anyone.

\#notabot. Send me a message with your most proud accomplishment so I know you aren’t one either.

Hi,

Cute, married, mom looking to add some spark back into my life. I really enjoy music, hikes, traveling, and I’m pretty crafty. I hope to find someone with similar interests who wants a discrete fun and flirty friend to share parts of their day with.

I’ve had some luck on here and hope that I’ll connect with someone else who will stick around for a while.

I’d love to share more about myself in private.

If you’re interested, hop in my DMs.

Oh, if you’re also in NC, get out there and vote!

💙

34M, fit, active, and nerdy. I hike, play hockey, dabble in fitness, play chess, and spend far too many hours watching history and nature documentaries.

I'm a childless yet aspiring DILF, usually found in a baseball cap, sandals, Kirkland shorts, and a collared T-shirt.

My strengths include bad dad jokes, terrible puns, and a healthy dose of sarcasm. If playful roasting is your love language, we'll get along. If you offend easily, we probably won't get along.

You:

• Close to my age or younger

• Love to travel and never say no to an adventure

• Sassy, fit, hot, and confident

• Have top-notch banter

• Have hobbies, interests, and passions of your own

• Want something long-term, not DickDash

Looking for fun, chemistry, great banter, and someone who enjoys laughing as much as flirting!

I want the feelings that go beyond butterflies and new relationship energy: mutual adoration, deep trust, genuine care, and actions that align with words. I want overnights where we build our own little world. I want to plan adventures together and share the anticipation and excitement. I want a best friend who wants to know every part of me, not just the easy parts, and who I can't keep my hands off of because we're absolutely crazy about each other. I want honest, transparent communication where neither of us are ever left guessing, genuine mutual curiosity, and someone who WANTS to make the effort just as much as I do. I want communication that flows effortlessly and the phone calls that we don’t want to end.

I am a mom before anything. I am a compassionate person who feels deeply. I have a busy career that I care about. I am in-tune with social issues and get bent out of shape over the comment sections far too often. I am silly and playful and a bit sassy and love to laugh and give others a giggle. I am also direct and have a very low tolerance for bullshit. I think out loud, so you won't be left wondering long what's on my mind.

I don't play fantasy board games and I don't understand Pokémon cards. I do not game. My idea of a game is Scrabble. I have never watched anime.

Let's not pretend physical attraction doesn't matter. I'm HWP. I don't have a six pack, and my activity comes mostly from enjoying the outdoors. If you're looking for a gym mommy, that's not me. I embrace the wrinkles around my eyes and the signs of aging, but I struggle to fit everything in a carryon for a weekend getaway.

You are:

- Married.
- 40-50 years old
- Witty, kind, emotionally intelligent, adventurous, and passionate
- Looking for a committed, exclusive, in-person relationship, knowing much of this life happens online
- Can get away, even for an overnight, without raising red flags at home
- Have tight opsec, understand the risks, and know how to mitigate them
- Know affairs cost money. I have my shit together and I'm not looking for a sugar daddy, but I'm also not a sugar mommy, so resources shouldn't get in the way of adventuring together
- In a dead bedroom or similar situation at home but also feel like you “have to stay”
- Entirely ready for this and know wtf you're doing

You are not:
- Looking to "get to know me" as a means to an end of sexting
- A cake eater or a guilt king
- Looking for an emotional scratching post
- Just looking for sex or someone to boost your ego

If you’re the guy I’ve dreamed up in this post, I want to hear from you. Tell me a bit you and what you’re looking for.

Please include your age and general location. Please, for the love, do not describe your penis.

So, here I am. Again.
I’d love to say I’ve figured out this whole Reddit thing, but that would be a pretty spectacular lie. I’ve been around, had a few conversations, some interesting experiences, but nothing that’s really stuck. Maybe this time will be different? Who knows.
Anyway, a little about the person behind this wall of text.

31, male, 6ft, very athletic, perpetually finding new ways to stay active. Brown skin (think biscotti), black hair, brown eyes. Married, and probably a lot earlier than I should’ve been. Arranged marriage, if that helps paint a picture. I’ll let you take a wild guess where my roots are. On paper, life’s pretty great. I work in tech, make more money than I know what to do with, have enough hobbies to fill three people’s calendars, and a small zoo at home. No kids. But here’s the thing about checking all the boxes. Nobody really tells you what happens when you realize you never actually wanted some of them checked in the first place. Growing up, there was always a script. Study hard. Get into a good school. Land a great job. Get married. Have children. Rinse, repeat. Nobody ever slipped in a chapter about falling in love, finding your person, or even figuring out what makes you happy. You just sort of… do what’s expected. And before you know it, you’re living a life that looks wonderful from the outside but feels strangely empty in places that matter.

My marriage? Let’s just say it’s hard for something to fall apart when it never really came together to begin with. We’ve gone through the motions, played our parts, and done what we were supposed to do. That’s about it.

I’m not here looking to blow up my life or turn everything upside down. I’m just hoping there’s someone out there who gets it. Someone who misses that feeling of genuinely looking forward to talking to another person. The excitement, the flirting, the ridiculous conversations that somehow turn into 2 AM discussions about life.

I’d love a connection that goes beyond exchanging pleasantries. Emotional intimacy, mutual attraction, chemistry. All of it. And while I’m perfectly happy starting with a screen between us, I’m not ruling out the possibility of something real and physical someday, if that’s where things naturally lead.
As for you? Female, 25+, anywhere on this little floating rock we call home. Your relationship status doesn’t particularly matter to me, as long as you understand mine and you’re open-minded about where a connection might go.

No grand promises. No elaborate expectations. Just
two people getting to know each other and seeing if there’s a spark worth exploring. So, if any of this sounds remotely familiar, come say hi. Tell me something about yourself.

And apparently, I need to end this with a \\\~ to prove I’m a functioning human being. So… \\\~

Here for a good time. I want to keep a smile on your face, show you a real grown and sexy time, make you soaking wet, do all sorts of naughty things with you, and send you home day dreaming about it and wanting more.

I like to give pleasure as much as I enjoy receiving pleasure, know how to please, like long play sessions, am kinky as fuck, and love a submissive playmate that enjoys giving up control, being with a dirty dom, and knows how to keep things on the down low. I eat pussy like a champ, love getting my dick sucked, am an amazing kisser, like to tease, touch, whisper sweet things in a womans ear, talk dirty while I fuck, and I enjoy my dirty talk with a mix of praise, humiliation and degradation. I am a fan of giving creampies, facials, and having my cum swallowed. Love a woman that likes to just chill and suck cock, get her pussy played with, and is down to spread out or bend over for me whenever I want a taste of you or to slide in that pussy and fuck it at the perfect depth and pace to make your juices drip down the shaft of my thick cock, have you cum all over me, and get filled or suck me clean until I unload in your mouth.

I am an experienced dom. Bonus points if you enjoy using toys and restraints, might be open to some anal play, and prefer your sex mixed with a variety of soft and sensual or hardcore and dirty play depending on the mood. I have a real dirty mouth, firm hands, a sexy mind, like to take control, flirt, build up, foreplay, aftercare, and will always respect boundaries.

I am looking to fuck and have a good time. Will host if needed. I am attached with kids and not looking to change things. This will be discreet, nsa, and hopefully ongoing. Age is just a number to me (as long as you are over 18 lol), I love women of all body types and races. Sexual attraction for me is a mix of physical and mental attraction. I am down to play with you regardless if you are single, married, or in a relationship as long as you are upfront about it. This will be fun, private, and very exciting. I am 180cm tall, 80kgs, few tatts, caramel complexion, uncut bbc, pierced ears, been told I am sexy / handsome but you can be the judge of that. Hit me up for some fun if you are looking for something lowkey and possibly ongoing.

Looking to get what I’m not getting in the bedroom. Not looking to change my situation so looking for someone that isn’t trying to change theirs. Not looking for virtual chats or sexts.

I require a recent test and have one to share.

I'm 30, 5'10, 165 lbs, sane, down to earth, recently tested last month.

Please be cis female, femme, 18+, HWP, clean, DDF and recently tested.

Can’t host but can come to you, get a hotel or Carplay works too.

Must be able to verify and be discrete. My hours are limited due to family obligations.

If interested, please respond with age, location and stats and a little bit about yourself and what you are looking for.

Going to keep this simple and more can come out if we start chatting. I’m married a loooong time and in a dead bedroom and it has left me feeling undesirable and a smidge lonely. Looking for someone local who wants to chat and flirt, and is able to meet up with evening or weekend availability 1-2 a month.

Me: timid at first, sweet and silly later on. Calm and even keeled. average looking. Nerdy interests. Like to let loose behind closed doors.

You (hopefully): in a similar situation. kind and intelligent. A little bit younger to however much older. Enjoys intelligent conversation. Patient and willing to explore.

Hit me up if this sounds like it could light a spark.

Ok clarifications are apparently necessary. You must be local to NYC. Do not tell me about your penis in the first three chats. No I’m not interested in a 26 year old from NJ. Must have basic reading comprehension and retention skills. To make sure you actually read this far, tell me about something fun you’re doing this fall.

Not married, I am single but attached in so far as I live with my ex and have children in the home, so I have duty and responsibilities. I'm intelligent and introspective. I'm also playful and flirty. I don't do well in a crowd of many, but I shine in small groups. I like to go out and explore the different aspects of this beautiful area I live in, the hiking trails, the restaurants, and the cultural activities.

I am looking for a deep connection, someone who touches my soul. An unconditional love. I found one twin flame in the past, and we learned a lot from one another, I'd like to find that kind of relationship again. A true FWB. I don't care about your relationship status and can be discreet if I have to be. Just send me a message and let's chat. Looking for someone close. There is nothing worse than making that great connection in text and then seldom seeing one another due to distance.

Hello,

I’m a married full-time stay-at-home dad in a dead bedroom. I work hard and feel busy all the time. My relationship lacks connection and passion. I’m looking for someone to chat with during the day and hopefully find time to play 3-7 times a week. I am an open book and can talk about anything.

I have 2 young kiddos. My hobbies are mostly just video games, working out, and sometimes being creative. Mostly just video games lately.

I miss feeling wanted / desired. I would love to find someone that is missing the same type of feelings. Let’s send each other cute selfies out of the blue. Show me your outfit everyday and let me shower you with compliments.

I enjoy taking sexy pics / videos for someone special. I like dirty talk and being called daddy. Sexy outfits and lingerie will drive me wild. Equal effort to keep things spicy is important.

(I’m not looking to meet in person. This would be an online relationship)

Hope to hear from you XO
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I'm extremely new to reddit so bare with me, I have no clue what I'm doing but I've been trying to find fellow cheaters gathered in a space to do the same. Keep secrets ;).

Me and my GF have been on n off this whole year and it's long distance, there were times I would seek others and think about her while doing it. I first felt bad but that flipped a switch in me. I've been craving it more and more.

She actually cheated on me pretty recently but I forgave it since I had maliciously cheated on her 3-4 times, and she did it once and completely regretted it and came crawling back.

I now have something to dangle over her head since she doesn't know about my nocturnal activities. I am not the most free since we share locations, but I recently got a car and have been feeling the need to fulfill this. If any women are out there in my area willing to come down, or close enough to me to drive to, please reach out to me. I will not go more than an hour out to see anyone, for context I'm in close to Ventura/Oxnard.

I won't describe myself in much detail, but the one thing I know matters is what I've got down there. I am a little chubby but not much I am fully holding 7.2ish inches. If this piques anyone's interest, please please PLEASE hit me up. I'd love to get to know you and verify you as well as I know strangers are scary and AI is pretty rampant right now.

Hi there. I'm 43, married, couple kids. I couldn't be more ecstatic about the kids- who they are and watching them grow into themselves. It's a major goal of mine to just facilitate that - give them space and support where necessary and not really steer them much. I think they will be much better people than I am.

That said, the marriage, not such a happy or supportive thing. It's why I've been around here for years at this point. A younger me never would have imagined. But then again life is much more complicated than a younger me would have ever imagined.

All that said, as I've tried to navigate this I've come to value one major trait of a relationship very highly.

Desire is one - that's multifaceted. It can be a physical connection, sure. But it's also just a desire to integrate that person into your life - there's support for each other, acceptance, encouragement. It's insane what a difference that can make. It's been too long since I've experienced that now so I'm hoping i can find it.

If you're seeking that sort of desire between us, let's chat. I won't be a fit for everyone in terms of a significant correction but what i can guarantee is that if we chat I'll be respectful and pleasant to chat with. Through all the chats I've ever had I would be surprised if anyone had regrets about chatting.

I'll leave it there for now. Let's chat and see if something clicks 😊

Married, grown kids, life together. Missing that feeling of being wanted, desired, and a little inappropriate with a real woman who misses it too.

I’m 6’2”, 230, shaved head, glasses, dad bod, sarcastic, confident, and naturally dominant. I like teasing, brats, a little submission, and figuring out what makes you blush.

Looking for flirting that gets out of hand, random pics, dirty thoughts, real conversation, and that unexpected “oh shit, I like you” feeling. ~ *notabot

Also, can we retire the word “banter”? Every bot and fake profile apparently loves “witty banter.” Who actually says that shit?

Online works. Denver could make things more interesting.

Be real. Be sarcastic. Be trouble.

And please don’t eventually ask me to subscribe to something.

I am a stay at home married dad of two boys and life has become quite bland so I’m wanting to find someone to build a connection with. I’m in a dead bedroom situation after having the second kid. I would like to have someone to talk to and spend time with, I would like to know about your day, listen to your story and share mine, getting to know someone and build a connection.

A little bit about me: I like watching shows, listening to music and playing games, reading manga. When I have free time, I like to take my dogs for a walk.

Hope to hear from you soon :)

Craving something more? Married and flirty handsome man seeking somebody who wants to meet up for drinks. I’m in a dead bedroom and have been craving a consistent partner who wants to take out our physical frustrations on each other. About me: 5’10”, white, handsome, in great shape, and I value wittiness and flirting above all else. I want to feel a spark and excitement seeing your notifications. Not looking for a second wife or another serious relationship, just someone on the same page who wants to have fun together. Please feel free to reach out, I don’t have a type.

I can’t sleep.. so let’s party. The best way to describe myself is this: I am THE perfect wedding date. I am fun as fuck, you’ll have to pull me off any dance floor at any time. I love talking and meeting new people you would love me by the end of the night. And last but not least I am fantastic arm candy. I am looking for someone who can match that energy. Has the confidence in themselves, is also fun as fuck, doesn’t take life too seriously, and sees this for what it is. I am married obviously. I’m not lookin to change my situation, I’m for sure not going to change yours. I don’t care about your age, I don’t care about where you live, just bring the energy. If this is what you’re also looking for hit me up. *notabot

Married never thought I’d be posting on Reddit, but here we are.
Marriage, kids, and career check all the boxes. Yet something feels muted. I’m here looking for a married, intelligent, accomplished woman who understands discretion and desire. I’m not looking to change my situation, and I expect the same from you.
I’m drawn to driven. I bring a calm, soft-dominant energy that pairs well with strength.
About me: 6’1”, 195 lbs, muscular build, blue eyes, tattoos, great hair, and an easy smile. Highly educated, well-spoken, and always evolving mentally, physically, and spiritually.
I value chemistry and the build-up the tension, connection, and escape from everyday life. I’m consistent, communicative, and enjoy sharing voice notes, photos, videos and moments throughout the day.
If the vibe is right, let’s see where the spark goes.

(yes i'm married for this sub)

Telegram preferred

Maybe what you want is not relief from making decisions. Maybe you are perfectly capable of making them, and that has never been the problem. Maybe what you are tired of is how easy it is to remain partly unknowable.

You can explain yourself well. You can make a reasonable case for almost anything you do. You know how to turn “I was afraid” into “it wasn’t the right time,” how to turn wanting attention into a joke, how to make an abandoned promise sound like a sensible change of priorities. Most people accept the version you give them because it is articulate, plausible, and mostly true.

I want to be the man who eventually doesn’t.

I am a lawyer in my day job and always in control. Married. I can likely throw you around. I can also hold a conversation longer than most men can hold a hard-on. I work out 6 days a week, play rugby, and love watching movies. I have had 6 long-term and many short-term dynamics. I am a foodie and wine connoisseur. Dates with me feel like your dream European vacation.

If you message, write your age, gender, location and what are you looking for

Life at 44 is pretty good. I’ve got a lot to be thankful for, but I’ve also realized that having a good life doesn’t mean something isn’t missing.

I’m married with kids, and somewhere along the way, the intimacy and excitement faded. I’m not looking to change my situation or complicate anyone else’s. I just miss that connection with someone. The flirting, the anticipation, the random texts, and having someone who genuinely looks forward to hearing from you.

A little about me. I’m 44, 6’1”, fit, and live in Northeast Georgia. I work in tech and travel frequently. Outside of work, I play rugby, enjoy woodworking, and can usually be found fixing or building something.

I’m looking for a woman who’s in a similar situation and wants something consistent and genuine. Someone to text with throughout the day when we can, exchange pictures, flirt, laugh, and occasionally talk or FaceTime. I’d love to meet in person when schedules allow. I understand we both have lives and responsibilities, but I also believe making an effort matters.

Physical attraction is important to me, so I’d prefer exchanging pictures early. I’m happy to share mine first. I’d rather know there’s mutual attraction and spend our time actually getting to know each other.
Ideally, you’re 35–50 and somewhere in Georgia, South Carolina, or Alabama. Someone who’s affectionate, playful, communicative, and misses having a little excitement in her life.

I’m not looking to rush anything or make promises I can’t keep. Just hoping to find someone I click with, where the attraction is mutual, the conversation comes naturally, and we both have something to look forward to.

If that sounds like what you’re missing too, I’d love to hear from you.

Are you a woman who feels lonely wishing you had a close male friend to connect to and who would also satisfy you sexually and someone who can keep it confidential? I will be a gentleman with you outside but a wild hungry animal when in bed.

I am looking to explore a connection for a regular FWB and I can host.

About me - I am a 44 years old married Indian male living in San Jose, California. I am 5’11” tall, medium build, with a thick, 6.3" long, and veiny cock. I am multi-orgasamic, which means I can go for multiple long hard rounds and pop each time with little or no break. I am a very decent and kind person in real life but I become dominant in bedroom. I work at a tech company and I am well educated with a graduate degree.

About you -  Woman in the age range 25-55 years and any body type. I am open to all ethnicity. I am looking for someone local from the Bay Area. Connection is very important.

Also, I am *notabot.

About me: 36 athletic fit white 5’10 M living in Brooklyn who works from home most days and in Manhattan occasionally with interests in hitting the gym, video games, cool bars and restaurants, gardening, traveling, and fun spaces in the city.

Looking here for a fun girl to chat with online and potentially get together to melt the stress of my home life away and reinvigorate myself. Used to love night life and crazy misadventures in and outside the bedroom and also missing the fun and appreciation I used to experience so hoping for someone chill to bring it all back. Very high libido and kink friendly and enjoy talking about our experience. Online only is cool too but ultimately looking for irl potentially and discreet.

Hello fellow lurkers. Below is a carefully curated list designed to test our potential compatibility. If you find yourself nodding along to some (or all) of these statements, we might just be a decent match. A little bit about me. I’m 42, married and living in the NYC burbs but I do commute to the city. Hope to hear from you soon! 6ft 185lbs HWP

1. Finance bros are losers. Patagonia vests and loafers? No thanks.
   
2. Reading the news stresses you out so much that an airplane barf bag is usually required.
   
3. Beards are cool
   
4. You think other parents are complete weirdos.
   
5. You have TSA pre check and global entry because waiting in the regular security line is for uncultured peasants.
   
6. You’re a parent. See # 4
   
7. Uncomplicated fun is what you are after. Nuking your entire life sounds like a bad idea.
   
8. Good conversation is important
   
9. You prefer to be tossed around in the sack
   
10. Sarcasm is an art form.
    
11. Even though the whole thing about JD Vance banging a couch is made up I’m pretty certain he would. He probably hasn’t met the right couch. ~

Married man with kids from the East Coast. I’m greatly fortunate to have a stable and loving home, not looking to upend my life or anyone else’s, but I’m feeling a growing lack of connection in this busy season of life. It may heal, it may not, but I’m a man who with tremendous desire and passion and affection but without someone fully able to receive it.

I’m looking for a passionate woman who is in a similar situation, of a similar or slightly younger age, and who values discretion in communication above anything else. Looking for someone interested in a serious and regular connection, with open and clear communication, but who respects the boundaries and responsibilities of my life and who can expect the same. I love intelligent conversation about wide-ranging topics, but also banter and flirtiness and innuendo, and in time racy sex talk, so someone who enjoys the same and can hold both light and heavy, platonic and sexual, conversation would find a good connection with me.

Physically, I’m tall, with a fit and athletic build, fair-skinned and light eyes. I take care of my body, which helps me take care of my mind and maintain a positive outlook on like. I like women with different looks, but I tend to be attracted to women with curvy features but who are in reasonably good shape. Not a fitness fanatic (though it’d be fun to work out together), but rather a woman who is attentive to her body but still has something to hold on to and caress and enjoy during a passionate encounter. When comfort is established, we can share pics to see if there is mutual attraction. I’m a confident man, and I like a woman who has a good head on her shoulders and will share her opinion but appreciates a man who can take the lead in certain settings (and not just between the sheets). I like to give and receive affection. I have a high sex drive and want a woman with the same.

I have varied interests and hobbies. These include reading, cooking and eating, hiking, sports, crafty activities of different kinds. I’d love to know yours and often like people who are into things they can introduce me to.

I’d slightly prefer a nearby time zone (eastern or central) to make communication easier. Open to taking things gradually and perhaps meeting down the road if there is shared interest. In general, while I don’t have a set term, I don’t expect a love affair to last forever. It’s a time to make memories and enjoy passion together and then say goodbye, and I’m okay with that likelihood. I’m looking for someone who has a similar expectation.

If you are interested and think we’d be a good match, send me a DM telling me the basics (age, location, etc.), and a little about yourself, and either **(1) what your preferred morning beverage is** or **(2) what you’re currently reading and whether you like it.**

Definitely \*notabot. Real red-blooded man here. 😃

Hey! So just as you, I’m married, living the life, but missing something. Me too, I want to enjoy every aspect of my sexuality, but it’s not just that, there’s a sense of camaraderie missing. Life in general is good, everything is as it’s supposed to, but that rush that you get when you see the message of that person and all you want to do is reply back… I’m missing that. For a while now, it feels like the spark is gone, there’s no excitement and even though everything is as it’s supposed to, i’m not completely whole.

If you are into having a bit of adrenaline every now and then and have something more to think outside of your routine life, if you are looking for someone who notices you and actually wants tonhear about your day DM me! Maybe we are exactly what we needed.

I’m 35, married, no kids. I’m 5’8, slim in decent shape, kind face, brown eyes, black hair. Take care of myself, very clean. Respectful and kinky. Educated, well mannered, but still fun with a tad of black humor.

Can’t wait to hear from you
\*notabot

45, married daddy. 6ft dark hair, 185lbs, light eyes, tattoos, Ivy League education, in Los Angeles. I take health and fitness seriously and am currently on a completely reasonable, scientifically rigorous mission to achieve DILF status.
Life on paper is full: marriage, kids, responsibilities, career, all the usual grown-up machinery. What’s missing is intimacy. I have an insatiable appetite and have not been satisfied for a long time. I’m looking for one woman who understands that strange place where you don’t want to blow up your life—you just want to feel genuinely wanted, connected, and alive again. And lustful with someone on the same level with the same appetite.
I’m into indie rock and folk, quirky-but-smart films and TV, good conversation, dry humor, and people who are curious about the world. I’d love something ongoing and long-term: attraction, friendship, flirting, intimacy, inside jokes, and the kind of trust that makes this feel like our own little protected corner of the universe.
Respect, privacy, and discretion matter enormously to me. Obligatory “I’m not looking to change your situation or mine” lol, or rescue anyone, or create unnecessary drama. Ideally, you’re married /partnered too, know what you want, and are looking for one consistent person rather than collecting chats like facial routine products (see im definitely married lol)
If this resonates, tell me a little about yourself—and maybe the last song, movie, or show you became slightly obsessed with.
Ps though definitely not required but I do have a thing for Hotwives