As you all know, 100% of Germans have autism. Is there an evolutionary reason why this adaptation was key to survival in their native ecology?

Methanol is hydrogenated formaldehyde, so the name should be "formal", right?

It's easy: whenever I eat foods that are too salty, I cough. It doesn't matter if I drink or follow any advice I read online; it always happens.

To be precise, I wanted to test this strange thing and tried to debunk the only explanation I found online that states, "you cough because of your throat's sensitive membrane." So, I tried eating two grains of salt, and it made me cough after 3/4 seconds it touched my tongue. From my experience, I can say that the throat is not involved in this issue.

Also, I'm quite confident in saying that I'm not allergic to salt because I eat it every day, and it doesn't cause me any problems at all, only the cough when it's way too much for a bite.

Who will buy the AI stone tools and leather barrels?

Asking for a friend

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I think the bastard also gives people free college!

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All the ones I've found in the woods dont work. I think maybe their batteries are low

Ive taken a flight today and had the thought of the earth being a submerged globe of sorts underneath a bigger body of water. I also wanted to quote the beginning of the Bible stating the waters above vs the waters below. Random Monday thought

I know an apartment complex where nothing but bad stuff used to happen 25/7 throughout the 80s, 90s and 2000s. Now it’s been renovated and it’s all classy. Where are the ghosts? Some girl falls under a horse in 1855 and the entire property is subsequently haunted in perpetuity but ten people get murked every decade in an apartment complex and there ain’t a ghost in sight.

Bears aren't the only animals that attack people. If I'm charged by a Bengal Tiger and all I have is bear spray... wrong species, I'm a gonner.

My anniversary is coming up and I need something special but I don't think I can afford enough silver

Thank you my esteemed colleagues. Don't worry, everything is fine and there's nothing to panic about, those sirens are just layering because of a test.

Edit: These responses are absolutely hilarious and I platonically love all of you, thank you very much. This is clearly the smartest corner of the internet and I'm honored to stand in the presence of such esteemed colleagues.

I'm near some zombies now and I'm impersonating a police officer so I am naturally screaming at them to identify themselves but they keep saying "need brains" and "can't breathe" and "I know my rights". They won't show me a certificate of death, I feel threatened.

So before I double tap them I want to know they're already dead so my police dept doesn't get sued for wrongful shotgun to the face.

Send backup.

Would a tower really explode like that if it wasnt planned!?

Or is that what an MRI is?

Is gravity just really that strong back there.

Seems like they’d run out of the ancient grains after a couple of years. Is there a giant pile of grains leftover from when King Arthur and Gilgamesh were around? I’d like to find some ancient golds, amirite chat?

If we are not human, are we dancer? Is that what super intelligence is heading towards? How close are we to large dancing models? I have so many questions.

I saw this pop up on the internet and was curious.

When they could just look in the ground?

I’m into handicrafts and I think that having my eyes shoot out on stalks would help with fine detailed work. However my eyes only shoot out on stalks when someone extremely attractive walks by. Is there a way to bring this reflex under conscious control?

If somebody is cool, that's good. If somebody is hot, that's good too. And don't we all like a person who is warm? I guess a cold person is the worst, but they could just wear a sweater.