r/MurderedByWords • • 15h ago

Technically correct murder

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u/Maelefique 14h ago

Also, if you're the last person on Earth, but you still feel the need to compete in an election to make sure you're the best choice... just how bored are you??! πŸ˜…

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u/SuperFLEB 13h ago

As we zoom out on a man in the throes of madness, shouting at no one, shouting at himself, stumbling up the street clutching a box of blue hair dye, broken in two by the realization that there aren't any Libs left to own any more, that if he's going to own the Libs, he'll have to become one.

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u/TheProcrastafarian 13h ago

Pure poetry.

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u/Low-Possibility-7060 14h ago

Depends on how long you have been alone. Maybe there will be a volleyball going against you in the election.

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u/bisectional 13h ago

Oh man, i got voted out by a 100% landslide of one?Β 

Answer: super boredΒ 

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u/Driftedryan 10h ago

Elon would

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u/Djschinie_Beule5-O 14m ago

Odds never have been better to get president πŸ˜…πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜