Like everybody else here I am married but I'm looking for a consistent chatting buddy in the EST time zone who I can vibe with during the day.

I am self employed and WFH so I miss that easy banter that comes from working in the office. I have a pretty sharp mind that needs constant stimuli, otherwise my day gets monotone and I get into my head too much.

I used to have some chatting buddies on Reddit before but all of them are busy with life, so here I am.

I'm Asian, 5'1 and I love mentally interesting conversations. Definitely *notabot. I love sarcasm, wits, humour, being a clever smartass, whatever it is, I just don't like boring. I like chaos. I like confident men. I like men who don't need validation and block me because I haven't responded to them in less than 20 minutes. I have a life too, you know.

So if you're just a regular man with your own hobbies, thoughts and opinions, you're more than welcome. I usually get along with smart guys who look outside of their own bubble. So if it sounds like you, please reach out.

Me:
Curvy blonde. Giving librarian vibes, but messier. Sharp. Clever. Unceasingly goofy. Into culture. Meaning that I'm surrounded by a sea of New Yorkers that I occasionally page through. But really, I do read, and wanna talk about books with you. I'm into specificity. I love listening to records and podcasts in (nearly) equal measure. I'm very happy to spend the afternoon in a museum or wandering through a misty forest. (Or the desert. Or a field of wildflowers— you get it the picture). Playful. Weird. Creative. Kinda hates all this telling rather than showing, but brevity gets points in this context.

You:
Probs about 35 to 50. You're nice. Pretty dang smart with things to say. You're quick on the uptake. You have ideas and hobbies and want to share them. You can also read a room. Or a poem, sometimes. Emotionally intelligent. Adept at the snappy back and forth. A good question asker, and thoughtful answer-er. You're cute, and you take good care of yourself.

Other stuff:
Yes, I have a libido that's being neglected, but we gotta start with a goodly bit of sharp conversation to get me on the hook. I'm attracted to playful smarties that want to engage deeply.

Looking for daily conversation with someone that gets it and wants to be gotten. Open to where that takes us.

Tell me something interesting about yourself and/or ask me a good question.

*notabot / just a married human. If this post is still up, I’m still reading everything in my inbox.

hiya 👋

I’m a writer, a reader, a lover of good music, strong coffee, and conversations that somehow go from something completely ridiculous to surprisingly meaningful.

I have a playful sense of humour, a curious mind, and a tendency to get lost in tangents. I appreciate a man who can make me laugh, challenge my thinking, and isn’t afraid of a little back-and-forth teasing.

I’m married and not looking to turn my life upside down or meet up with anyone. Just looking for some good conversation, a little excitement in the ordinary, and perhaps that unexpected smile when a notification pops up.

I enjoy flirting, but I also love the simple pleasure of getting to know someone. Tell me about your day, the song you can’t stop playing, something you’re passionate about, or the most ridiculous thing that’s happened to you lately.

Let’s see if we can make each other laugh.

*notabot

So, stranger… what’s something about you I’d never guess? 😉

Im married, but still somehow finding time for pineapple on pizza, espresso, and pretending watching football is a productive use of my workday. When it’s warm, you’ll probably find me golfing; when it’s cold, I’m snowboarding; and somewhere in between, I’m probably at the gym trying to justify all the food I eat.

I love traveling, mostly for the new views, new experiences, and, honestly, the food. I’m always down to explore somewhere I haven’t been before.

With October here, I’m also entering my annual horror movie phase. So if you enjoy creepy movies, questionable decisions, and arguing over what actually counts as “scary,” we’ll probably get along.

Music is a huge part of my life, and my taste is all over the place. Right now I’ve been listening to Ghost, Peso Pluma, and The Paradox. Yes, I realize those are wildly different.

Physically, I’m 6’1”, around 205 lbs, full head of hair, and the proud owner of some objectively tacky tattoos. Get told I’m attractive, let you be the judge

*notabot

35, F, married and frustrated. Sick of being partnered to an overgrown child and certainly not looking to babysit anyone else

Reach out if you are around my age and want to talk. Like actually talk. Not just allude to nudes or spicy stuff. I want us to have similar interests and can relate to one another. I want laughter, an interesting conversation and a legit reason to risk my marriage chatting to you. I prefer to let the risqué stuff happen naturally, if we even get there.

I work a corporate remote job, love to exercise and more importantly, love metal. I’m super into concerts, festivals, getting the setlist and having the coolest vinyl and merch collection you’ve ever seen. I’m *notabot and I’m proud of my niche interests and if you can’t relate, please let’s not waste each other’s time. I’m not here to flush out your gym playlist. I don’t have children and I don’t mind if you do but you’re looking to relate on being a parent, look elsewhere.

Lazy messages will be ignored. If you’re greater or less than 10 years my age, you’re wasting your time. Send me a song you’ve been obsessed with lately. Preferably the kind with blast beats and breakdowns. Let’s talk shit about each other’s taste in music.

we all are familiar with when communicating feels like a chore... sometimes it happens even naturally in the beginning, where you go back and forth with the same old questions to get to know in each other, especially the same old background questions to establish who is *notabot and not. it's inevitable, but that doesn't mean it can't be surmounted!

so to jump ahead a bit, some background about me: I'm 32, cis/bi/female, and I live in Davie county, NC. it would be nice to find someone rather local, but I'm open to other geographic locations as well as long as we can coordinate times to talk and such. open to all genders and orientations as long as we are respectful of each other.

Currently separated from my husband, and divorce is underway. It'd be nice to connect with someone going through similar situations.

Some things you may be judgmental of, so let's get them out of the way:

• Not currently in custody of my child and may not be fighting for it either (not as simple as it sounds - never is).

• I don't "work" because I am technically disabled by my mental illnesses (bipolar and schizoaffective)

• I don't drive and am house-bound most of the time, by my choice.

• I live back at home with my family. Not born and raised in NC, though.

Because of some of those things, I may be a bit sporadic in my communication and sometimes flighty at times. I want a consistent bond, but one that is established on equal terms (ask me about that later? lol!) kind of a blurry vision here... but one with the possibility of voice calls, sharing pictures, etc, just not sure on what timeline!

Basically, I'm seeking not to escape loneliness, but to share experiences with others and help to find the beauty and meaning in what all of this madness of the in-between really is...

I like to talk poetic and sometimes go on random tangents of stuff that makes no sense. I love silliness like that. It's better than sexual stuff for me. I'm not looking for NSFW off the bat.

to include some interests to help sway the conversation: lover of art, nature, beauty, science, astrology, absurdism, logic, witchery...

I'm a mixed bag here full of all different emotions and interests. Just write me a message of what makes you feel included or not and how I can help you feel a little more like you belong.

hugs, Earthlings.

Married, grown kids, life together. Missing that feeling of being wanted, desired, and a little inappropriate with a real woman who misses it too.

I’m 6’2”, 230, shaved head, glasses, dad bod, sarcastic, confident, and naturally dominant. I like teasing, brats, a little submission, and figuring out what makes you blush.

Looking for flirting that gets out of hand, random pics, dirty thoughts, real conversation, and that unexpected “oh shit, I like you” feeling. ~ *notabot

Also, can we retire the word “banter”? Every bot and fake profile apparently loves “witty banter.” Who actually says that shit?

Online works. Denver could make things more interesting.

Be real. Be sarcastic. Be trouble.

And please don’t eventually ask me to subscribe to something.

What I'm looking for is usually considered closer than a typical friendship. It's difficult to constantly be told I'm too much or that I'm getting overly attached to someone.

I want someone to really care about and who cares about me. We talk every day and make each other's lives better, make each other feel heard and understood in our own little virtual universe.

I'm not a fan of endless small talk and that's mostly what I find here. I like deeper and more interesting convos and really getting to know people, not just asking about hobbies and saying how are you once a day.

I have serious health issues and don't have many ways for connection anymore. Things are complicated with my spouse and the situation can't change. I have limitations and things that make me different.

I'm an empathetic, creative, and thoughtful person who will send you memes and make you playlists. Swap photos from our days. I'm usually direct about my feelings, people either love or hate that.

I am only looking for SFW and primarily text chat and that won't change. But if you're looking for a close long-term emotional connection and you're comfortable with boundaries and respectful pacing feel free to message me.

Looking for people who are communicative, kind, non-pressuring, and able to show interest and help keep conversations going. I don't want to always feel like I'm just being squeezed in between things. I know we all have lives but make sure you have time to actually talk. Also be LGBTQIA+ friendly.

A few random facts: I'm a writer, love music, gaming, and TV. I just got a puppy.

Thanks for reading and *notabot. Won't respond to any messages that are clearly AI or have no intro.

As a kid, I used to throw rocks in the river and I used to try to maximize the hops the rocks make on the surface, before they finally submerge inside the water. Last weekend, I made a new record - 8 hops!

If activities like these have ever given you happiness, you should keep reading...

Me:

I'm 34. I'm a married guy, in EDT, with no kids. I'm 5'11", fit, athletic, and I take care of myself physically as well as mentally. I'm good at communication, I'm kind, funny, and emotionally mature. I'm into sports, music, literature and writing. I have a full-time job, and I'm politically left-leaning.

You:

You're 27-45, partnered, in North America, hwp, and looking for something long-term. I get along pretty well with someone who is communicative, non-judgemental, self-aware, and has some hobbies. Also, please be left-leaning. I'm looking for an emotional-first connection. I feel that the sexual and kinky aspects of an affair become extremely simplified if there is emotional intimacy.

I'm happy to exchange pics, and I'm not averse to meeting in person either. I understand that it takes time, though, and I'm willing to put in time for the right person.

If any of this resonates with you, tell me what you liked about my post, or your favorite quote.

(Ah, I almost forgot... *notabot)

So this is a fairly new thing, and I don't know if its controversial or not, but I'll post it anyway.

So in short, although I thought I was quite a feminist and grew up with girl-power and all of that, I am starting to realise as I have got older that I'm maybe actually ok with more traditional roles/opinions. No not the full on TradWife over the top stuff, but I guess I'm more ok with my role as housewife and such than I thought.

Anyway theres a lot of honesty from me, and maybe not something I should post and may regret based on messages I get, but at least its a good conversation starter!

Also because I forgot to mention the first time, I am made of human flesh and *notabot

*notabot

Hi. I really have no expectations of a response as demands are high with age requirements being low. But still, hope springs eternal.

I'm a 58yo married man from the southern Connecticut area. The bedroom died in 2011, the marriage died in 2019 & separated since 2023. Together for taxation & other minor issues. I live out of a motel as it's cheaper than paying rent and still have privacy.

I'm an Indian. Also, a sailor (main reason for the motel). So, unfortunately, there are time zones involved. And separation when I'm away. Usually for 3 months at a stretch. And, for most, this will be a deal breaker. I'm sorry. But yet, cautiously optimistic, that somewhere, hopefully, someone exists for me. And, I'll get lucky and find her.

If the time zones and the above schedule are acceptable, I'm 5'9", 158lbs, slim to medium (height proportionate, I think it's called). I'm a textbook Scorpio. A full head of what used to be black hair is now mixed with white/gray hair. And have started to bald. Which means that I'm getting older, stupider & senile by the day :)

I’m on the lookout for a lady who's in the same boat as me. Alone, who needs and wants that butterfly feelings, the anticipation of a much awaited text or message or even a phone call. Waking up to the good mornings texts and the good night texts before we close our eyes, a smile on our faces. The thrill of meeting each other. Someone who'll check in and make sure you’re having a good one, talk about the bad ones, and just be there for each other.

I’d like to meet a woman who can hold a conversation, has a weird sense of humor and won't get offended at small things, but will talk it out as things can come across differently over the internet. One who is happy texting, calling and messaging to get to know each other. Who is open with filling that existing void in life with what we want and eager to be the partner-in-crime.

Please be okay with slow burn as I'm, admittedly, a slow starter. I'm ok if you're clingy, 'coz to be honest, there'll be times when I can be clingy too (especially when it nearing time that I've to leave you for my ship).

Hobbies - I'm an introvert (an extrovert in good company) but prefer being a homebody. Being a sailor, always traveling, when I'm home - I prefer keeping to myself, reading and listening to music, with a glass of beer on hand or watching movies. Just being lazy. I'd be happy if you can share your hobbies with me. Do things together, if possible (Hiking or visiting musuems sounds wonderful).

I can travel. Within USA or outside USA. For the right partner.

Please don't ghost. If you think the spark is not there, let's part on amicable terms instead of ghosting. I promise to return the favor.

I'm open to sharing my pic immediately as I know chemistry counts too.

I don't know what else to write :)

I have an empty house 5 1/2 days out of the week. No one to talk with. Just kinda lonely for conversations. I’m funny ( at least I think I am ) I’m pretty good at being a smartass. Out going, maybe not at first but when it happens you will want me to shut up. I’m open to boring conversations or spicer and everything between

I’m just your average heavier-set white guy. Not here to lie about my looks.

I don’t think I have a type. Just someone I click with.

*notabot

I have posted a couple selfies on different subreddits, and I tend to get a ridiculous amount of messages from gay men, which is very flattering, I'm just not into that myself. But it leads me to believe that I must not be that ugly, hit me up. *Notabot I specifically am in the northern part of Nevada.

Been married for 7 years, at some point it became like we were roommates, I'm a funny dude, father, and not looking for anything outside of some fun. Definitely prefer partners to be local at least within the state, I think we all know why we're on here.

I am married and I guess that would be pretty obvious with free time to myself. I am looking for a man who is married as well. I can’t say I’m necessarily unhappy, but it’s nice to have somebody to fill in a little empty space from time to time. I don’t live online I would enjoy finding a connection that just feels organic and let it go from there.

I am both a professional and a mother and that does take a lot of my time and sometimes it would just be nice to be seen as a woman and not as a role. I do like to jog, bike ride, movies, a few video games, and a little bit of reading. I can run a 5K, but not a marathon so I wouldn’t call myself fit. I just like to carry myself well.

I’m not looking up to blow anything up and I do prefer something casual because I can’t be here all the time. I do like a man that is not needy, can carry a conversation without the 20 questions, has a sense of humor, and sometimes likes to wander a little bit.

I’m not into getting surprise photographs and it would be nice if you are within a few time zones.. If this sounds interesting to you, how about doing the ASL thing, although I am pretty sure I know the sex already. But it is Reddit, so you never know. Hope you’re having a great evening or morning, depending on where you are.

*notabot also not completely crazy 😋

I am a married guy looking for a kind and caring chat partner. I know many of us are here because something is missing in our marriage, so let's help each other find what's missing.

I am an active person with a lot of interests. I have a successful career, good friends, and a life I am happy with. One thing missing in my life is the love, care, and attention we are all searching for.

I like to chat throughout the day and carry meaningful conversations. Having said that, I know we all have a life outside of this. I think being able to hold a conversation and pay attention to each other goes a long way when it comes to an online connection. I am not really looking for a quick sext or to have multiple chat partners on the side. I prefer to get to know one person and give my all to make it the best connection we can build.

If you are looking for someone to keep you company and talk about anything and everything, send me a message.

\*notabot

52 (M4F) East Coast

Capable of getting distracted by a good conversation.

A little bit geeky and a bit sarcastic (for people who appreciate sarcasm).

I’m here for good talks, getting to know someone, and those conversations that somehow go from “how’s your day?” to completely ridiculous topics at 1 a.m.

Tell me something you’re currently obsessed with—show, game, hobby, weird rabbit hole, whatever. For me, it's currently AI and disc golf (told you I was geeky).

Obligatory *notabot

Just looking for a no pressure type of chat. One where we get to know each other flirt a bit or a lot, and just see where things go.

Kids are out of the house for the evening, so I figured I might as well just relax a little extra.

Honestly. I’m craving some witty back and for banter where we both trash talk each other a bit but then we end up making out cause there is so much tension but the whole time we are getting to know one another. What do you say?

*notabot

Greetings! Like many on here I'm also dealing with the loneliness of marriage, dead bedroom, all the good stuff.

I'm 5'11 with dark hair, *notabot , brown eyes, light brown skin, and I wear glasses. I'm a bit chubby but working out constantly and eating better to change that. I don't really reqlly have a type, I'm attracted more to personality and intelligence than any physical traits.

I'm a big gamer so if you like games we'll definitely get along! I enjoy reading, learning new things, trying new food, and working out. I can definitely be a homebody, but I still like going out every now and then.

What I want:

Someone who has the time and energy to talk throughout the day. I give a lot of genuine attention, and while I don't expect you to be available 24/7, I want someone who can put in the effort and not only give one-liners.

Someone who can be a goodball like myself, who doesn't take themselves too seriously, but can be serious when appropriate. I love flirting, teasing, banter, and I really enjoy a good meme. Prefer someone with a darker sense of humor. I also do want someone who likes to do the NSFW stuff when it gets there. I'm not looking for someone who only wants that part, I need an emotional connection first but due to my marriage, I need someone who places an important on that aspect of a relationship. Lastly, and most importantly, left-leaning. That is just non-negotiable.

Anyway, it's not a strict list(except the left-leaning part obviously) , just things that I find I tend to gravitate towards. So if you made it this far, what are you waiting for? Let's get to know each other!

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A: Proven reliability, steel and chrome: no flimsy plastic parts. Guaranteed no AI. They don’t make ‘em like they used to.

Q: What makes you so special?
A: Debatably charming, not a creep, and despises ghosting. On Reddit, isn’t that special?

Q: Are you even the least bit good looking and fit?
A: This is a pointless question. Are you going to believe what any man says about his own looks? But turns out I’m gorgeous. Pictures available, guaranteed to be from the current decade.

Q: Are you good in bed?
A: See the last answer, but even more so. Look, there’s a free trial offer. What more do you need? I am… unselfish.

Q: Do you accept credit cards?
A: Yes, American Express Gold and Platinum only. The 3% fee could be negotiated.

Q: What have previous customers said about you?
A: “Solid value, works as advertised, has all his teeth.” “Better looking than my sister’s husband” “Took off a star because mine came in a damaged box” “OMG, that tongue.” “I changed my name and came back for a free drive 11 times. He never noticed.”

Q: Do you send dick pics?
A: No, but thanks for asking!

Q: Are you married? kids? Done this before?
A: Yes, yes, yes. (You should too)

Q: What traits are you looking for in a partner?
A: Honesty, sense of humor, and energy that matches mine. Inexplicable, magical magnetism never hurts.

Q: What else should I know?
A: I’m a kind, open minded man, relatively normal, I’m very honest and you’ll like me.

Please note: free beverage for the 1st customer.

*notabot

Looking for someone who wants to make time fly. Getting to know each other and building thr trust and confidence whike having a good time. Putting in the effort on both ends and fulfilling our needs and a couple of wants. Miss the feeling of being wanted and thought about or the simple convos about the day. Being chismosos(nosy) and telling each other some juicy stuff. Are you in the San Diego to Riverside area and this sounds like something worth a shot? *notabot

Me: 5'10 180lbs fit latino married father. Full head of hair and trimmed beard. Love to laugh, joke around when the time is good, but also listen when its meant to listen. Love the outdoors and whenever the chance arises some fishing. Blue collar guy but educated, good with my hands and with the witty smart ass mout at times as well. Maybe a bit toxico if we hit it off and juat like what is mine to be mine.

Please send a description about yourself and lets see if i interest you.

Every work event I go to…every backyard BBQ…every wedding reception …I look around at the other dudes and I ask myself; “Who else here fantasizes the way I do?”

Who else here would have been making moves on another man’s wife just a few years ago…but now they’re trying to figure out a way to get with that hot waiter.

With every passing year, I’m convinced the number climbs.

I get it - you’re straight. I’m straight. He’s straight. They’re straight. We’re all “straight”…Until we’re not

Maybe it started on that one “guys weekend” … maybe the military. Hell, maybe it started just last month when you secretly watched an episode of “Heated Rivalry”.

All we know is nowadays our porn categories are one big mess, and we’re sneaking more and more glances at other bros in the gym.

48 and married for the mods.

Let’s talk - no labels, no expectations.

For a night … maybe for longer?

*notabot

I love my wife, and I’m genuinely happy to see her pursuing her career and dedicating herself to something she cares so deeply about. I’ll always support her in that.

But somewhere along the way, our emotional and physical connection has faded. I’ve found myself feeling lonely in a marriage that otherwise has a lot of good in it. It’s not about resentment or blaming he. I understand that life gets busy, priorities change, and sometimes two people can love each other while still feeling a little disconnected.
*notabot

What I miss most is the intimacy. The flirting. The little touches. Feeling wanted and desired. Having someone to share that playful, affectionate energy with. I miss the excitement of making someone smile with a message, the anticipation of seeing their name pop up, and that feeling of being emotionally and physically connected to another person.

If that resonates with you, I’d be happy to talk and see where a conversation takes us.

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Well we're here yet again, aren't we. Things start well and then maybe fizzling or ghosting. Part of life though!

I'm a well educated married professional, with goals, a beard, Dad bod, bad dad jokes, and an unhealthy obsession with cooking outside. I love all kinds of music, reading, and binging true crime podcasts and documentaries. \\\*notabot

I'm pretty much looking for that mom next door who is also tired of bartering for attention, who enjoys good conversation, and maybe even some trivia through the day. Gotta keep each other on our toes.

I'm looking for someone between 35-50, married or pretty much married, with kids. Preferably Lehigh Valley PA but that's not a requirement. Someone who knows that it's not always possible to be chatting, but wants more than the 9-5 workday stuff. Someone who is into grabbing that morning coffee together etc.

So, if you were coming for dinner, what would I cook?