Because nothing is more exciting on a Wednesday night than being reminded of how lonely you are.

Hello. I promise I’m more half glass full than the intro suggests. I just miss the feeling of getting to know someone new and all the feelings that come with it.

*notabot. I am married. I’ve done this before and would prefer if you have as well. I like being outside around people so things like a driving to a show or catching a game. I’ve posted before so if I drifted off please don’t take it personal and feel free to send another message. Send me a song to break the ice. Extra points for some kind of R&B or soul or jazz.

Hi Reddit, not a first time poster but definitely long time lurker, and *notabot.

I have been around these parts for long enough to know what I’m looking for and what I’m not. My two non negotiable are Aussies only, and you must be older than me - no, you’re not the exception to either rule.
Intimacy is important but it takes time to get there - I’m not interested in shitty innuendoes that you try to brush off as a joke 2 days in.

Now onto the fun stuff. I am married with kids - you should be too. Kids are compulsory but preferred so we share common ground, but if yours are under 4, then no thank you. I love music, and concerts are my happy place so I’d love to share songs and playlists. I also love a good laugh, so have some good quality memes ready!

I want someone I can share my day with - the ups and downs. And want to be that person for them too.
To show you’ve read my post tell me about you and why you’re glad it’s almost Friday!

Hiiiii, I know my account isn’t very old yet but give me a chance 😭 I’m a married, working mom in a marriage that we both got into pretty young. If you’re a nice guy somewhere by me, and you’re chill with being friends and not blowing up either of our situations, let’s chat!

I’m definitely more of a night owl, and I’m into guys who aren’t so intense but are also manly. Does that exist? Maybe not. But it’s worth a shot 😅

I’m currently working on getting snatched and having a glow up since I’m doneeeeee having kids heck yeah. I also love being outdoors whenever I have time.

*notabot

I’ve been married almost a year to my wife. I’m not looking for my situation to change as were a great partnership but sometimes I miss the excitement of eagerly waiting for my phone to buzz with a message from a fun new person I’m chatting to. I mostly work from home so would be looking for someone to chat between 9am-5pm and on the occasional evenings too. I’ve also recently started a new job which allows me to travel around the UK somewhat regularly so happy to meet up irl too if you’d like.

About me: I’m 6’2, short brown hair and greens eyes with a muscular slight dad bod. My hobbies and interests include playing/watching rugby, cooking (especially a Sunday roast) and dog walks to the pub.

I’m open to chatting to any one of any age as it could be fun to learn how different our lives are but still drove us to this place.

*notabot

*notabot

I’ve been lurking and decided to try posting an ad. I don’t believe women get 300 DMs from a single post 😳

I’m 45, petit, fair skinned, hair now salt and pepper. Married. I live in the UK but travel for work from time to time. I’m here looking for distraction, excitement and lots of fun!

I’m looking for tall, dark and handsome. Literally, that’s my type. Good sense of humour, bordering on the dark side maybe. Only UK and Europe based please as I’d like the possibility of IRL meet.

I’ll leave it there for now.

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Hl , I'm looking for a chat naughty partner and a new friend, I'm looking for something long term , I love to chat, picture share and tell each other about our day , but also I want someone who I can make a good connection with and have a lot of fun

My normal interests are cooking, movies, hiking, sports, and other naughty kinky

I'm married with children, but me and my wife are more just friends now than lovers , so I like the thought of having a little secret affair, even if it is online, I work from home so hopefully will be able to message frequently.

Me - I'm 5ft 11 inches blondish hair blue eyes medium to large build.

\*notabot

if any of the above floats your boat, let's chat! , we can talk about anything. If you fancy it, drop me a message, and if we click, who knows what could happen. I'm happy to swap selfies if we hit it off.

Looking for someone fun to chat with about anything, really. I’m open to talking about most things. Some of my interest include sports, dogs, camping, and nerdy things like video games and Star Wars. I’m interested in fun, maybe flirty conversations as we get to know each other. I’m missing a few things in my life and fun banter is one of them. I am not, however, looking to leave my situation or change anything for you. Just bring a smile to our faces. Most definitely \\\*notabot

Ideally I’d like to talk to someone 30+. Physical appearance isn’t terribly important since this will only be online, but I do tend to like curves. I’m average height, brown hair, green eyes. I’m on the west coast and work from home, so most of my availability revolves around that. I’m free in evenings occasionally as well.

Because I still can’t find what I am looking for.

Usual drill, married, kids, don’t want to change mine or anyone’s situation. Roommates at home but life isn’t bad really.

Would like to find a married woman, 30-45 or thereabouts, in the UK or Europe, happy to start online and open to meeting one day. Someone interesting, well read and who takes care of themselves.

I’m in good shape, regular runner and cyclist working in a professional career and *notabot

I'm trying to build something special with the right person. I'm not afraid of feelings but I want them to appear naturally as we get to know each other. Maybe we share some hobbies and that makes the conversation flow, or maybe we have different ones and we can learn something new from each other! All I'll ever ask for is being open, trying to find out if we connect and enjoying the trip together.

I'm a Spanish guy whose marriage is long stuck in the routine, without any affection or passion. We share a kid and it's the only thing keeping this together, I guess we all have reasons to stay where we are. I love traveling and keeping my mind open, but I'm mostly a homebody, give me a good book and you'll have me happy for hours. I also like drawing or painting or crafting, just creating something with my hands. You'll get lots of pictures of what's around me, with also a good amount of voice notes, I want to share my world with you if you let me be part of yours. Oh and horror movies (even bad ones) are my guilty pleasure. About appearance, I'm 5'11 (or 180 cm tall), I try to keep myself in shape and it seems to be working so far, brown eyes and pale skin (probably more pale than what you could expect from a Spaniard), and I usually wear comfortable clothes because I work from home, so I have plenty of time to talk during the day, and I'm *notabot.

I'm aware that most people here are likely to be far away from me, but I love knowing people from around the world and I can make time for the right person, I'm a night owl and that usually comes in handy. I don't care about ages because that's just a number, if you really want to know each other, if you feel I could be what you're looking for, just say hello and we can start building our own story!

I have posted a couple selfies on different subreddits, and I tend to get a ridiculous amount of messages from gay men, which is very flattering, I'm just not into that myself. But it leads me to believe that I must not be that ugly, hit me up. *Notabot I specifically am in the northern part of Nevada but I don't think that really matters.

I am not stranger to this like you, not my first rodeo but I’m hopefully someone is out there, i am looking for a long term real connection with someone not afraid of feelings. I am not looking for anything casual, or purely sex based.

Me:
• 36, Southern England (UK), Dad
• Hobbies include fitness, gaming, cooking and getting outdoors.
• Personality wise, I’m pretty easy going, sarcastic with a dryer sense of humour and a really nice person (self proclamation)
• HWP, Ability to WFH
• Good availability, not just a 9-5 situation
• Physically in decent shape, groomed beard, full head of black hair, above desi average height.
• Not looking to blow up anyone’s life or change their situation.

You:
• 28+, Timezone I am open with
• Married or LTR (Duh)
• Good availability like me not a 9-5
• Not looking to keep it on Reddit after a connection is made.
• Open to feelings and a good communicator

If that sounds like something you’re looking for too, send me a message and tell me a little about yourself.

*notabot

I’m seeking an open minded partner to grow, chat and explore with. Something to look forward to outside of our normal day-to-day, that’s equal part wholesome, naughty and spicy. Married but neglected.

I can be whoever you want me to be to satisfy your needs and high preference for someone open minded or few limits.

Miss the getting to know each other or new love interest phase? That’s what I’m craving. Together, let’s be each others space to fill any void you’re not getting at home. Share your fantasies, desires, issues.

About me (SFW): Genuine, kind, non- judgmental. Enjoy sports. A big teddy bear at heart.

About me (NSFW): My main kinks are a genuine desire about anything the female body experiences which men don’t, so lactation and menstruation are huge turn ons.

Other kinks include - Facesitting, period play, tampons/pads, DD/lg, ANR, femdom, ladies bathroom general, pegging, rimming, incontinence.

Limits: Vomit, Scat

Send me a DM if interested in introducing yourself, what youre looking for and any age as long as 18+.

\\\*notabot

Alright, so "Guaranteed" is a pretty strong statement but I can and will deliver. Life is busy enough and stressful enough that finding someone to chat to online shouldn't add to it. After all, isn't that why we're here? We're looking for someone to come in and reduce the stress and maybe make us smile and laugh. Well look no longer, I can deliver all of the above in 30 minutes or less or you get your money back! That's right, all those zeros of dollars you spent on this chat will come flowing back if you are not satisfied.

About me: I'm Irish, I do have my accent, and I currently live in the south of Ireland. Tall, in decent shape, I'm married without kids. I'm not looking to upend your life and start changing situations, I want a chat first and foremost, whatever develops after that is what it is :)

So reach out, drop me a line, and let's see how it goes!

\*notabot

Hey there, im 38 from Germany. I'm married and don't wanna change that, but I miss the intimacy and the sexual desire...

So I'm looking for a long term connection. A woman who is willing to chat, build a connection and is free to let herself fall into a good, funny and long term conversation.

I'm 186cm tall, weighing 99kg, kind of a dad bod, but working on it to get more fit.

Would love to hear from you!

*notabot

I'm 44, married with kids, totally feeling lost, alone and unappreciated. I'm looking for someone in a similar situation whereby we give each other what's missing. I'm 6'3, tall dark and handsome look with a tattooed sleeve. I'm fit and in good shape, if you like the Greek/Italian look I'm sure you'll be pleasantly surprised. I run, play sports, DJ, enjoy cooking and travelling.

I'm very laid back and chilled, with a great sense of humour and lots of time and attention to give my potential partner in crime. I'm looking for someone attractive, fun, who communicates well and is consistent, who has time to dive in deep. I'm not fussed on where you're from as long as you think you can match the above.

Anyway, please say more than Hi if you decide to message. 😘

*notabot

Alright, apparently this is the part where I'm supposed to write something incredibly smooth and convince you that I'm fascinating.

So instead, here's the honest version:

I'm 28, married, a dad, \\\*notabot Australian, bearded, tattooed and occasionally held together by caffeine and poor decisions.

I'm not looking to blow up my life, run away together or have either of us start pricing flights to the other side of the world. 😂

I'm looking for someone new.

Someone I actually look forward to hearing from.

Someone I can talk absolute shit with one minute, have a genuinely good conversation with the next, and eventually reach the stage where we can send each other completely contextless messages and somehow know exactly what the other person means.

I'm much more interested in connection than collecting conversations.

I don't need constant replies and I'm not expecting you to be glued to your phone. I have a job, kids, responsibilities and a life outside Reddit too and I understand that you do too. Sometimes I'll disappear for a few hours because real life has decided it needs my attention. I'll come back. Promise.

So, who am I?

5'10", brown hair, beard, tattoos, piercings and a fairly enthusiastic dad bod.

I work a blue-collar job, which basically means I'm comfortable getting dirty, fixing things and occasionally discovering that the thing I just took apart has somehow acquired three extra pieces.

I'm a massive foodie and I love cooking. I'm into camping, animals, gardening, movies, reading, gaming and generally learning about whatever random subject has managed to grab my attention that week.

I'm also a giant nerd.

So if your idea of a good conversation occasionally involves going down a completely unnecessary rabbit hole about some obscure topic at 1am, we're probably going to get along.

What am I looking for?

Honestly?

Not a specific age, body type, ethnicity or some ridiculous checklist.

I tend to be attracted to women who are a little more voluptuous, but chemistry has a funny way of making a "type" completely irrelevant.

More importantly, I'd like someone who is:

genuinely curious

easy to talk to

capable of giving and taking shit

open-minded

affectionate

actually interested in getting to know someone

I'm not expecting fireworks in the first five messages.

I'd rather find someone where the conversation just... works.

Where you realise you've been talking for three hours without noticing.

Where "I should probably go to bed" somehow turns into another forty minutes.

Where eventually you stop feeling like two strangers on Reddit and start wondering what the other person is doing when they aren't talking to you.

So if you're bored of the same recycled "hey wanna chat?" posts and feel like taking a chance on a bearded Australian dad with questionable humour and an unreasonable appreciation for good food...

Come say hello.

Worst case, we dont click and thats ok.

In the best case, you become the notification I secretly hope is from you.

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I think what I miss most is having someone to tell the little things to. Not the big, important life updates. The everyday nonsense.

The funny thing a child said at work. A song I've been listening to far too much. A photo I took because the light looked nice. Something completely ridiculous that made me laugh and immediately think, I wish I had someone to send this to.

Someone to flirt with when I should probably be doing something productive. Someone who makes me smile at my phone like an idiot.

Life is good. Genuinely. I've got a career I care about, people I love, responsibilities that matter, and an increasing number of grey hairs that I'm choosing to ignore.

But there's something missing.

I miss the excitement of getting to know someone. The teasing, the flirting, the conversations that start with absolutely nothing and somehow end two hours later. That lovely feeling when you realise you've started looking forward to hearing from one particular person.

A little about me. I'm 38, from Ireland. A teacher, with brown hair, blue eyes, tattoos, and a reasonably successful relationship with the gym.

I make music, read, enjoy photography, spend too much time gaming on my PC, and have a soft spot for old cameras and anything with a bit of history. I'm curious about most things and occasionally convinced I'm funnier than I actually am.

I'm fairly easygoing, affectionate, thoughtful and sarcastic. I love a bit of playful teasing, especially with someone who can give as good as she gets. But underneath all that, I'm a bit of a romantic. I like affection, reassurance, and knowing someone genuinely wants me around.

And that's really what I'm looking for.

Not endless small talk, a few days of excitement, or something that disappears as quickly as it started.

I'd love to find one woman I can properly get to know. Someone I can laugh with, flirt with, confide in and gradually become close to. Someone who wants to share the ordinary parts of her day as much as the exciting ones.

I want the chemistry, absolutely. The butterflies, the anticipation, the occasional conversation that gets a little less innocent. 😉 But I want the friendship and emotional connection underneath it all too. Something that actually means something to both of us.

I'm not looking to turn anyone's life upside down. I just think there's room for a connection that makes us both feel a little more wanted, appreciated and excited about the day ahead.

Ideally, you're 30–45, warm, funny, affectionate, curious, and not afraid to show a little interest. Location isn't particularly important, although being able to catch each other awake would be a bonus.

I don't need constant attention. I just like the idea of two people who genuinely make time for each other because they want to.

And if we end up becoming each other's favourite distraction, sharing terrible jokes, stealing a little sleep to keep talking, and getting butterflies from a simple notification?

Well, I think that sounds pretty lovely.

*Notabot. Just an Irishman with questionable jokes and a dangerously good ability to get attached to the right conversation. Sorry this turned into a novel!

I'm looking for that rare combination of genuine friendship, ridiculous chemistry, easy laughter, and the kind of connection that makes you smile when you see someone's name pop up on your phone.

I'm in my late 40s, *notabot, with a playful sense of humor, a curious mind, and a weakness for good banter. I love teasing, flirting, and conversations that can go from completely ridiculous to surprisingly meaningful.

Physical attraction matters to me. I wouldn't say I have a type although I'm particularly drawn to a muscular physique, but confidence, personality, and chemistry are just as (if not more) important. I want that mutual spark, not just someone who looks good in a photograph.

I want to know the person behind the screen. Tell me about your day, what made you laugh, what's frustrating you, what you're excited about, or the completely random thought that popped into your head while you were supposed to be doing something productive. I want someone who's genuinely curious about my life, too. Someone who enjoys sharing the little things as much as the big ones.

I'm hoping to find someone who's genuinely interested in building something ongoing, not just dropping in when it's convenient. I understand busy lives, I have one myself, but if you routinely disappear every evening and weekend, we're probably not going to be a great fit. I'm not looking for constant attention, just consistent interest and a little room for each other in our everyday lives.

I'm not looking to escape my marriage or replace anything in my life. But there are certain things I'm missing, and I'd love to find someone who understands that. I'm looking for something that adds to my life, not something that consumes it. I want to genuinely care about someone and have that feeling be mutual. I'm not afraid of developing feelings, and I'd actually welcome that with the right person. I'm not looking to rush into anything or force a particular outcome, but I do want someone who's open to the possibility of something meaningful.

Maybe we’ll become each other’s favourite distraction. Or at least the reason we’re both a little tired tomorrow.

If you’ve made it this far, congratulations on your attention span! Tell me something about yourself, preferably something more interesting than “hey.” Bonus points for making me laugh.

I am a 46-year-old married, white, tall, attractive guy with a full head of dark hair and a well-groomed beard. I have some tattoos but, since I have a white-collar job, I always cover them when necessary. I'm active and take care of myself, but a gym rat I am most certainly not.

My marriage is essentially one of roommates, which I suspect a lot of people reading this can relate to. This does, however, allow for some space and freedom. I'm not looking for an exit strategy or to blow up anyone’s life, just looking for that one somebody for an ongoing friends with benefits thing. I have the time, means and flexibility to work for the right person.

I'm seeking an athletic and active woman. Someone who would call herself funny, accomplished, confident and attractive. A similar living situation is a plus, but being single is also cool. Most important is knowing what this is and involves, and being able to handle the logistics and emotional side without wanting more than it is or can be. 

If this sounds like what you're looking for too, reach out! 

*notabot

Hey.

I'm a 38 year old married guy from sweden. I'm very happy in my relationship, situation and just life in general. I work out, have a bunch of good hobbies, and would consider myself a fully functioning adult. Because of that it also feels slightly shameful posting on the same forum as these unhappy sad ... Losers? That don't do anything to improve their life if they're so unhappy about it. But oh well here I am.

Well anyway. I'm just here to find someone younger to chat with, I enjoy having someone on the side to share life and day to day stuff with. I wanna be able to talk about anything and everything. Obviously good chemistry is a must so I'm not really counting on finding anyone on here really. Seems to be mostly dudes and scammers here anyway. I'm only here because I've a cheating kink, I'm not gonna cheat irl so chatting will have to do. So if you wanna talk to a nice hot guy with a big cock, let me know. Thanks.

*notabot

G’day! The title states I have a type and boy do I 😅 I’m suffering from a bland marriage, dead bedroom and lack of communication at home,m. But somehow feel alright with the situation I am in. Not looking at changing anyone’s situation nor my own.

Im an easy going fella, love a bit of banter and roasting and don’t take much to heart so be brutal if you need to be! I’m 6’1, dad bod, beard and sometimes I’m funny. I like to get out and about, camping, adventuring and fishing but I wouldn’t rely on me catching anything.

I’m looking for someone who maybe be in a similar circumstance, looking for a chat and connection, maybe free therapy and a flirty side can come later but let’s get to know each other. Tell me your best jokes or best roasts and I’ll tell you I love you 🤷🏼‍♂️. But in all seriousness, I hope this finds the eye of a lovely chubby lady who can help take all my woes away!

*notabot

Hi there,

I’m married, home life is good, and I’m not looking to change that for either of us. But when it comes to intimacy, things are a little different…

Looking for that special lady, for some banter, pic swaps, chats about anything and everything, and if it goes further than online....well, what can I say 😜. So I’m hoping to chat to a local Melbourne woman who’s in a similar situation or single, there is no real preference.

No judgment—we’re all here for our own reasons. I’m pretty open-minded, but never pushy. I get the most enjoyment out of taking my time, enjoying the moment and making sure she is truly satisfied before I even think about myself.

About me:

Relatively tall, clean-cut, easygoing, with a dad bod (but not fat). I don’t take myself too seriously and love a good laugh—it makes everything more fun.

*notabot

If this sounds like something you’d enjoy, send me a message with a little about yourself and what you’re looking for (and if you’re comfortable, a pic).

And just to get it out of the way—no time waster or ghosting. We are all adults, if you are no longer interested after we start chatting, just say it as it is and not just drop off the face of the earth.

Would love to hear from you—life's to short....don’t be shy 😉

*notabot

If the title above piques your interest or sounds like we have similar interests, let’s chat! Spotify has a new(ish?) feature that tells you about your music taste. I’d love to see what it says about you! And I’ll share mine as well.

I’ve been here a couple times, and each time I’ve been pleasantly surprised. Found someone, let the relationship take its course and eventually whoever I’ve been talking to found someone in-person to meet up with (not what I’m looking for). But it’s fun nonetheless.

A little about me - I’m a blue collar guy, own a couple businesses, and run a homestead in CA. Fairly fit, but not a gym-goer. Have a fairly flexible schedule and like to chat throughout the day.

Looking for: someone fun, that’s also married (bonus if you have kids and can relate to parent life), and even better if we’re not the same age. Anything else, I’ll just consider fun to get to know about you!

Here’s to hoping 🥂

Also definitely positively #notabot