Petition to the Tallinn City Council: A Street in Solidarity

To the Tallinn City Council,

We, the collective of 2Baltic4You, respectfully ask the City Council to rename one street in Tallinn Dirsa tänav.

Riga already has Perses iela - a name that, in Estonian, means “Ass Street.” In the spirit of friendship, cultural exchange, and good-natured municipal cooperation, we believe Tallinn should reciprocate. Dirsa tänav would convey the same meaning in Latvian, creating a fitting counterpart and a lasting symbol of solidarity between the two Baltic capitals.

We ask the Council to consider whether one suitable street might bear this name, bringing a little levity to the city map while celebrating the close ties between Tallinn and Riga.

Respectfully,

2Baltic4You

Anything to escape the Eastern European allegations

glorious golyads controlled it but slavs exterminated them like evil idiots!!!! tegul maras nuzudo slawus!!!!

„Blet, šiandien pirkau iš... šiandien gavau iš Lemonos pirktas prekes, užsakytas daugiau nei prieš savaitę. Vežė – neatvežė, blet, atvežė – kūrva, grąžos, blet, neturi. Po dvacoką visi. Pas mane irgi po dvacoką. Tai kaip, blet, pasikeist? Kas čia, blet, per santvarka ir kas čia, blet, per pinigai? Kas čia mum tą „jievrėją“ įvedė? Ar ne ponia Grybauskaitė, žydų kilmės galimai? NKVD visi buvo žydai. Dauguma, dauguma buvo žydai. Taip rašo politkalinių tremtinių knygoj. Ir aišku, kaip ir šiais laikais, į teisėjus, taip anais laikais, į visur. Į spectarnybas galėjo tik jie papult. Kas čia, blet, per bezabrazija, kai čia pinigų negali niekur niekada pasikeist? Prie lito buvo visiškai kitaip, o dabar, blet, grąžą, nahui... [ieškosi grąžos dėžutėje] ... va, blet! Kiek atidavė? Penki plius trys – aštuonis, blet! Trajaką liko skoloj iš dvacoko, nes aš turėjau aštuonis mokėt, blet, ir net nebuvau įspėtas, kad reiks mokėt. Čia jau Lemona pripizdielino. Lina Klimonienė – vadybininkė, blet – neįspėjo nieko, nahui. Nei raštu, nei žodžiu, niekaip, blet, kad reiks čia smulkių pinigų turėt kaime kažkur, kažką, vat, pirkt, mokėt. Blet, tas „jėvrėjas“, nahui, kas čia per pinigai? Kieno, čia, blet, sugalvota? Kad Europos Sąjungos šalis visas sujungt į vieną, padaryt „jievrą“, o iš Amerikos „amerą“, blet, ir biblinį Gogą ir Magogą? Kas čia yra? Žydų kilmės galimai Grybauskaite, atsakyk! Atsakyk, kodėl tavo morda žydiška, blet? Atsakyk, kodėl lietuvių pinigus naikini, svetimšališkus įvedi? Kodėl į sąjungas jungi, kur lietuvių tauta skalbimo milteliais pirkta, NATO saugo, kaip sarginis šuo? Mentai visi, ne visi gal Grybauskaitės pusėj, padarykit tvarką, blet! Šitą sūką, nahui, išperdolinkit, blet, kur į Izraelį, kur, manau, jos tikra tėvynė! Ten gal pasijaus geriau ir, blet, svetimų pinigų, blet, neįvedinės. Kodėl žydai, blet „jėvro“ neįsivedė? Kodėl šveicarai neįsivedė? Kodėl anglai neįsivedė? Vat tie, kur gerai gyvena, blet, ir tebegyvena, ir neįsivedė. O mus, varai, blet, sūka, kale, į užsienį čia gimusius augusius nuo amžių! Kas čia dar, blet, toj Lietuvoj darosi, aš galvoju! Blet! Paimt vieną dieną ir tvarką padaryt, nahui!“

Translation: "Fuck, today I bought from... today I received the goods I bought from Lemona—ordered over a week ago. They were bringing it—didn't bring it, fuck; brought it—and the whore didn't have any change, fuck. Everyone’s got twenty-euro notes. I’ve got a twenty too. So how the fuck are we supposed to make change? What kind of fucking system is this, and what kind of fucking money is this? Who the hell introduced this "euro" crap to us? Wasn't it Madam Grybauskaitė—possibly of Jewish descent? The NKVD were all Jews. The majority—the majority were Jews. That’s what it says in the book about political prisoners and deportees. And of course, just like nowadays with judges, back then it was the same everywhere. Only they could get into the special services. What kind of fucking disgrace is this, where you can't get change anywhere, ever? It was completely different with the litas, but now—fuck—the change... [rummaging for change in a box] ... there, fuck! How much did he give back? Five plus three—eight, fuck! He still owes me three euros out of the twenty, because I had to pay eight, fuck, and I wasn't even warned that I’d have to pay. Lemona really fucked up here. Lina Klimonienė—the manager, fuck—didn't warn anyone at all. No one said—not in writing, not verbally, not a damn word—that we’d need small change out here in the village to buy or pay for anything. Damn, this "Euro" shit—what kind of money is that? Whose damn idea was it? To lump all the EU countries together, create the "Euro," and make an "Amero" out of America—like the biblical Gog and Magog? What is this? Grybauskaitė—who’s likely of Jewish descent—answer me! Answer me: why do you have a Jewish mug? Answer me: why are you destroying Lithuanian currency and bringing in foreign money? Why are you dragging us into unions where the Lithuanian nation is bought off like laundry detergent, and NATO guards us like a watchdog? Cops—well, maybe not all of you are on Grybauskaitė’s side—do something about this! Kick this bitch out—send her packing to Israel, which I bet is her real homeland! Maybe she’ll feel better there and won’t go around imposing foreign currency on us. Why didn’t the Jews adopt the Euro? Why didn’t the Swiss? Why didn’t the English? The ones who live well—and still do—didn’t adopt it. But you’re driving us—us, who were born and raised here for ages—to go abroad, you bitch! What the fuck is going on in Lithuania, I wonder! Fuck! Someone ought to just step in one day and sort things out, for fuck's sake!"

pls do not ban me this is literally a lithuanian meme rant

THE LITHUANIAN EAS SYSTEM HAS SENT OUT AN ALERT AT 17:00, AKA A FEW MINUTES AGO ABOUT STRONG WINDS IN THE KLAIPEDA REGION. WINDS ARE EXPECTED TO REACH 28m/s!

ye so if you were jumpscared by EAS, let me know

eurovision is racist to lithuania and poland... wanna know why?

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yes my religious teacher no here and i got perms to be on phone!!!!

i also saw the national lithuanian olympic mascot

Edit: you are confused, so here.

WE ARE THE WINNERS, OF EUROVISION!