How it actually is

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[u/EmiliaFromLV]

Lemme sum it up.

Belarus is tractor

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Had one, planning to buy another.

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[u/GoldenPotatoOfLatvia]

I just can't get over that that yellow liquid is considered "kvass".

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That's supposed to be kvass?!?!?!?!??????

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That doesnt look like kvass that looks like šaltalankių arbata (sea ​​buckthorn tea)

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[u/flipyflop9]

Belarus is potatic

[u/madis_l]

And anything around StPetersburg is Finno-Ugric

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[u/thegreenapple35]

Still hoping for a true Belarus

[u/Electrical_Pound4875]

Belarus belongs to Lithuania and Poland. We'll take it back. 😎👌

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No only Lithuanian fuck the przeks they don’t deserve shit

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Lenkai dont deserve anything they wanted to polishy Lithuania and led the commonwealth to downfall.

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[u/CreamPositive1942]

What Belarus? It's Gudija

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I am from Belarus and I fucking love that name. I am aware that one of the etymologies is like "those who are noisy" but also there was a time when in Belarus was a border between baltic tribes and some gothic peoples, and choose to believe Gudija refers to us being goth which is metal af

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Doesnt gudai mean just the polish people living in east of Lithuania..

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If you know Belarusian language and polish language, go to eastern Lithuania and tell me they are poles with the straight face

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Well I been to east Lithuania and honestly I know bits of belarusian language It's quite similar to Lithuanian exept the text is cyrilic and thats all I know.

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It has a Latin script (unfortunately was banned in 2023) called łacinka

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Not banned. Just not officially recognised. And this official one already was some mutant-crippled version, so it's sad but not the tragedy some are making to be, tragedy is that people do not learn it

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The only thing they mutated was letter L though Lia Lie Liu Lio are crimes against humanity

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Exactly

[u/Designer-Crow-5470]

Ukraine is Balkan then?

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Yes Indeed Tavarish West Central Europe, South Balkan East Russia North Baltic

[u/Zandonus]

No ambition to keep their own language. No ambition of sovereignty, or of self-determination. Poor hockey team. No plans of global grocery/book store domination. No "Greece of the Baltics" island possession policy. These make not a Baltic country.

[u/WayAdmirable150]

a failed state and nation. no history, no language. nothing.

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Sucks that the no language part, while not entirely true, is starting to lean in that direction

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nobody speaks belarusian. nobody.

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You are a russian. There is no other reason that you deny the independent identity of Belarus. It is currently unfortunately under the occupation of Lukashenko's russian government, but its language, identity and culture aren't completely dead. Belarus will eventually be free.

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Вітаю!, я сёньня зьеў бульбу на вячэру.  (Hi, today I ate potatoes for dinner)

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you don't know the language.

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heh?

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Mh okay you going to give me a Belarusian test or what?-

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Failed.

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Nah bro, y'all gotta fight this out u/Tsarofbelarus

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I am nobody, probably

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The ethnic belarusians in podlasie do

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Can we say, then, that Lithuanian is also a dead language, since the number of speakers is roughly the same?

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We cannot, because dead language is not the amount of people, but the percentage of people. In Lithuania it is very high, in Belarus it is low and decreasing due to ongoing Russification. You know Lithuanians and Belarus burned Moscow together, but Belarus forgot who the enemy really is, forgot their history and are getting culturally russified

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That’s one of the greatest calculus mate! If you get to calculate it in Ireland, you‘ll be at a similar rate. Still, love you mentioned burning Moscow together. Hope, we’ll do it again

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Okay can we say then that Ireland

a failed state and nation. no history, no language. nothing

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And why is that?

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There is still hope, lots of Belarusian havent fully given in to russification and know belarussian language. As for history, im sure you havent spent any time learning it.

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dont forget we were also created by Lenin and Germans or something

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calm down buddy!

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also what do you mean by no history

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You Russians renamed yourself into White Russians and stole our history! 🫵😡

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the white in that stands for baltic so we are the real balts while you all are mongoliods true fakt

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Don't insult my sister Estonia

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TBH you both kinda suck I actually like Finns and Estonians more

T.Latvian

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did litvins shit in your bed, samogitian? :)

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Litvin supremacy💪

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About history i recommend you read "Gudijos istorija" by Rustis Kamuntavičius

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Wanabee historian and vata

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mówisz kurwa o litwie?

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Potato

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No!

Baltic is Belarus!

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[u/No_General_8557]

Belarusses are trans. They're Balts trapped in slav bodies.

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[u/twinkedup]

We don’t want it, you can have it
Sincerely,
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[u/eveklp]

Ugh.. once again with those belarusians.. we Lithuanians got enough beef with them..

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Huh

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The most lithuanian person ever having beef with a russian ally being called pro-russian, typical reddit.

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[u/0xPianist]

How is baltic vs Slavic comparison in women attitude? 🤔🤔🙊

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Depends on which Slavic. If compared to balkan, then the most similar to Serbians, and Yes not to Serbo-Croatian speaking, but to Serbian women in particular. And if we look up here, then I'd say kinda in between West and East Slavs, not more like one than the other

[u/rzabomut]

part of belarus is baltic

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[u/-Reaaally]

Well, it was put that one big swine like creature let so much russian ethnic people come and live there that most cities are now 50+% russian not bellarussian. Sad to say put I consider this country as russian now.

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Language doesn’t equal ethnicity fully though

[u/EnoughGold6121]

It doesn't matter what they were hundreds years ago, now they are slavic, small russia

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the gentiles never sleep

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[u/Tamsta-273C]

Belarus is potato in a hands of cockroach.

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[u/Most-Poet-7435]

Belarus is Russia. More like that.

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[u/medutis88]

So, what now? Do we owe you something again?

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Yes, please help finance Railbaltica. The money disappeared somehow and we need more.

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Yes 🙂‍↕️🙏

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[u/Independent_Lime3621]

Lithuania is 20 times more slavic than Belarus is baltic. They come from the same balto-slavic root anyway so it doesn’t matter that much

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Baltoslavic isn’t a thing

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It is linguisticaly idk abt genetics tho

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It absolutely is genetically too 😭

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Ok i wasnt sure ex-wifeigga

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I mean... It's the same haplogroup R1a in us, but in Lithuania for example 1/3 of people have N1c haplogroup which is a Finnic marker, and it's also pretty common in Russia, so genetics always place us closer to Russia

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The belarusians got balticised rus-ified lithuanised polonised and russified over the years, i have no idea what they are now tbh.

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What this meme is based on, is that they are baltiv tribes slavicized by the expansion of Kyivan Rus'

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I guess they are Polish-Ruso-Balts huh

[u/JaguarYT1]

Should be opposite

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Nope

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Yep

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Nah, they are Ballthick