but failed to see anyone point out the elephant in the room which is that all wahmen are secretly fujoshi, yearning to be the lubricant in a homosexual conversion fantasy by ensnaring unsuspecting straight men into homoerotic acts, in which she succeeded. yall know they balls touched when they were graping her

The British ‘intelligentsia’ are obsessed with being “objective” but it’s almost always just pulling stuff out of their ass, “muh camebridge” “me mum n dad’s values”. These two are the biggest examples, British radio must hire based purely on smugness levels.

I thought oh this lermode guy is a respected cinephile, let’s see what he has to say on Digger and what a pseud, I don’t give a shit if he has the Gang of Four album sitting above his big head. “This film is objectively a mess” and “eyes wide shut is objectively a mess”, according to who, the British film institute? “Oh it’s trying to be a masterpiece like Strangelove”, what a boomer, thank god we had political critiques like strangelove that actually saved us from ever being led be right wing warhawks ever again!

And what is with movie critics that can’t get their heads around meta shit, “it’s meta, it’s postmodern, the director has used this to prevent anyone critiquing their film” because the Oscar winning director can only make a shit film and needs to add an entire meta narrative to get ahead of the critics.

And the other guy is just the politics version of this, propah midwits. God save the king

It’s basic human decency.

Never swaddle yourself in plastic, especially for a workout.

You know the type. Thinks every assignment is a herculean task, is miserable about the career from day 1 as if they didn't choose it and wants to drag everyone down with them, crabs in a bucket mentality.

Girls constantly commenting on how you weigh less than them and that they're afraid they'll crush you during sex, and you viscerally feel the shame flowing through your twinky body, wishing more than anything that you were a big strong man that could throw them around the bedroom

You take her out to dinner and she gets self-conscious that she's eating way more than you, and you wish you were one of those TV jocks that could eat all the food in the household like a real man. You end up browsing sketchy bodybuilding forums, questioning whether you should start taking IgF-1 peptides, but you're too neurotic (not very manly) about the side effects to ever do anything about it

She says skinny guys are hot, and emaciated guys with dark circles are characterized as conventionally attractive, but deep down you feel that she wants more (literally)

A marginalized group that is often overlooked in our fat world. If only I was gay, but with my luck I would end up as a top that doesn't have the mass to perform

You’ll never know if a woman actually likes you or if she’s enamored by the hog

I get the contrarianism angle but I can't imagine the thought process that'd lead an intelligent agonistic to believe in the trinity, let alone transubstantiation

EDIT: To the bitch who asked, "What do you think happens when you die, genius?" and then deleted their comment: I die and then have the same subjective experience as I do when I get hit really hard in the head? Getting slept is a good simulator for death IMO

I have complex thoughts about sexual assault but I am willing to accept that the definition of consent that is currently accepted is wrong and rape is real only in the above scenario.

Is it the veneers? It's so unnatural to me, I look like a joker. I've totally resigned myself to being a closed-mouth smiler.

To Whom It May Concern,

I am writing to introduce a theoretical paper entitled “Theories about Cryogenic Weaponry, the Acceleration of an Isotope’s Half-Life, and the Diffusion of Nuclear Bombs.”

https://www.academia.edu/107074667/Theories_about_Cryogenic_weaponry_the_acceleration_of_an_isotopes_half_life_and_the_diffusion_of_nuclear_bombs

This paper explores several hypotheses concerning radioactive decay, isotope transformation, potential cryogenic effects associated with nuclear processes, and the neutron-absorbing properties of Xenon-135.

The paper asserts that the positrons of an oxygen isotope may force nuclei to undergo beta-minus decay faster, resulting in the rapid creation of new elements and a cooling chain reaction that could be weaponized for defense purposes.

If appropriate, I would appreciate the opportunity for the paper to be considered by individuals qualified to assess its scientific content.

Thank you for your time and consideration.

Respectfully,

Anthony

You can’t just go straight from gender war slop to gun control debate slop. You just can’t.

woohoo i've got a mercedes, i'll look awesome when they find me in it especially if i'm wearing my one off-white jacket.

buying a car is like picking out ur casket at the parlor and getting manipulated into the solid mahogany fit for a king.

i've launched myself hungover onto the freeway with a busted suspension for the last time.

it almost became fun to try to stabilize my body during the lurches, like riding a skateboard and learning to ride savage curvatures.

sorry to the big guy i sold my 2007 coupe to for 500 bucks. idk how he drove it home the electric seat adjuster was dead and retrofitted for my orthorexic body.

title replacement and transfer process from out of state required one too many DMV forms for him to even text me back about it.

maneuvering that shit was fun on vyvanse in the desert though. psa that if you ever carry loose pills of any kind even if you have an rx you'll get slammed with a distro charge.

nostalgic too for the hash smoke saturating the sunburnt leather and the way i just had to bury my fingers into the carpet to extract mind-altering residues.

basically the only legitimate / respectable use of cars in my youth was as hotbox capsules.

shoutout to the generation who enjoyed weed when it was still illegal and fun to buy (and real).

fond memories of owing my NC drug dealer cash after buying on credit and getting very gently gang-stalked outside my college dorm.

ride ubers and make weed Illegal again

how dat happen 🧐

vote below

edit: this is so beautiful your parents are so tolerant

In the dark cloud of AI, looming close in front of us, what will prevail as a good career or perhaps even a good business idea? is anything tech and tech-adjacent a total bust all of a sudden? take into account other social factors-- will childcare/education continue to shrink with a falling birth rate, and the real money will be in end of life care? any thoughts welcome

Neither political party seems to care. The right are all for it, being retard MAGA land, and the left refuses to take it seriously (other than Bernie). AGI can't come true because it's too hard to stomach the idea that Silicon Valley Tech Bros created super intelligence. This goes against all oftheir preconceived ideas about human individuality, creativity, spirituality, etc..

Our fates are really in the hands of the autists now eh? Well, as a former member of Sneerclub, I submit a formal apology. I will study the required readings on Moloch and "Human Bio-Diversity". It is also time to start asking people for their priors and epistemic status.

I'm sorry, you all were right! Please Pause AI!

(PS: Please recommend me some plant based protein for my vegan journey! Might as well get started early!)

It's that people will feel entitled to your attention.

I can only speak from my experience as a really really really ridiculously good looking male, but a lot of women WILL get bitter if you don't give them the attention they want, and they'll try to tear you down to cope with their feelings of inadequacy